Chapter 168: Surgery on Qin Shi Huang
"I also vaguely guessed before, although there are all kinds of inferences through the ages, but the people who are most familiar with him are me, not those historians who have never seen him." Liang Yi shrugged, "It turns out that my inference is not wrong, my dad also had symptoms of abdominal pain before, but he has been suppressing it with herbs, and the result is just a chronic to acute." In fact, from the beginning, I wanted to drag him to modern times for examination, and it was not difficult to get a fake identity. It's a pity that I can't find a chance, he is always busy and busy, so I can only let him drag this disease. β
"Did you operate on him right then?!" Fang Wuying was too surprised!
"What else can I do?" Liang Yi gave him a blank look, "Fortunately, I made full preparations before." Although the equipment is not complete, and there are not many drugs brought from modern society, fortunately, appendicitis surgery is not a heart bypass. β
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"But at that time, well, there was almost a rebellion." Liang Yi propped his chin with his hand and pondered. "If it weren't for my dad's sanity. told him to draw up an edict in a hurry, and I, the son who stabbed his father in the stomach with a strange needle and a strange knife, could not be escorted by heavy soldiers. β
"That'...... What about Lees? Xiao Wu asked suspiciously, "Is he standing by and watching?" β
"Well, that's why I'll call my dad first. Put those people under house arrest for the time being. Liang Yi shook his head, "I have no intention to trespass into the palace, it is an unforgivable sin." My dad forgot to arrest me, or maybe he was really in pain at that time - acute appendicitis was very painful! β
Black lines popped up from everyone's heads.
"Maybe when it comes to the critical moment, he still trusts his son more, right? Once sanity collapses. The subconscious mind will prevail. Liang Yi suddenly smiled bitterly, "Of course, later, when his body healed, his powerful 'reason' will emerge again." β
Fang Wuying thought for a while and asked, "Director, does your father know your relationship with modern society?" β
"Well, I'm not sure he doesn't." Liang Yi scratched his chin with his fingers, "Although I never told him that I have this ability. I didn't mention the so-called 'afterlife', but I was occasionally nowhere to be found in Xianyang Palace, and my dad wasn't in a hurry. He always said, I'll be back in two days. As for what this 'back' is to do - alas. My dad's temper, everyone is afraid of him flicking his fingers, so no one dares to ask him in detail. β
It is said that Ying Zheng has a problem with his speech, and he often uses gestures to express meaning and flick his fingers. That's what it means to kill.
ββ¦β¦ In this way, there is actually a big gap between your father-son relationship and what is depicted in the history books? Xiao Wu couldn't help asking, "I always thought that you were very afraid of your father, and the history books say that there is a deep communication barrier between your father and son." β
"On the face of it, they're not wrong." Liang Yi pondered for a moment, "Everyone feels it." I don't seem to talk much to my old man. β
Everyone silently shed a drop of sweat for this terrible title!
"Every time he saw me, he asked me what I was up to. I told him that he was studying the melting of the Antarctic ice sheet, that the rate of plant evolution was tripling, that everyone wanted to effectively grab the resources for survival, that the earth was dying, and so on......"
"You talk to him about this?!"
"He doesn't quite understand it, but I'll explain it in very good words." Liang Yi smiled very happily, "And it seems that he doesn't care about what I say, it seems that the act of 'I'm talking to my father' is more valuable to him." Well, maybe he is the only one who is defenseless with me, no matter how much people are wary of others, there must always be a place to rest, it used to be my mother's place, and then my mother died, and the place where he rested was replaced by me. β
The human nature of the emperor is always very restrained. Fang Wuying suddenly thought, the more outstanding the emperor, the more human nature will be tightly restrained, for Qin Shi Huang, maybe the conversation with his son Fusu is a trace of humanity that leaks when the floodgates are opened......
"But sometimes he gets angry." Liang Yi made a sad expression, "For example, I told him, don't always kill people." Killing is harmful to physical and mental health, and can easily lead to narrowing of blood vessel walls and atherosclerosis......"
Fang Wuying only felt that his brain was about to explode!
"Director! From which universe on earth do you draw such ridiculous conclusions?! Who said that killing people can easily lead to narrowing of blood vessel walls and atherosclerosis?! β
"Huh? But the annual check-up I give my dad proves that? My dad is not one of those fish meals in modern society, and his blood vessel condition has changed, and it is definitely not caused by food and pollution. Liang Yi looked at Fang Wuying extremely innocently, "Since he was forty years old, I have been giving him a physical examination!" So there's a scientific basis for that! β
What kind of scientific basis is this?!
Everyone tried to endure the urge to flip the table, and silently muttered in their hearts: Don't be like the scientists from the Qin Dynasty!
"As a result, I my dad off, and he didn't say that it was the Confucian scholars who had caused me a bad influence, so my dad took some of them and buried them, and burned their books. In fact, I didn't burn much, so I made a bamboo mountain the size of a courtyard, mainly to warn - later generations also said that my dad burned all the books, tsk, as far as my dad's work efficiency is concerned, I really want to burn it all down, and I can't keep a single one...... In a word. This is the book-burning pit Confucianism. Well, since he doesn't like to listen to persuasion, I won't mention it. β
Ling Juan hesitated slightly before he spoke: "But teacher, if you are like this, your father will not worry about your succession in the future?" β
"Of course, of course he's worried." Liang Yi scratched his hair, "But what can he be picky about?" Fighting on horseback, soldiering strategy, farming and mulberry planting. National economy and livelihood of the people...... I've done everything well. And he didn't go wrong, what else could he say? β
"But ......"
"I know, you think I'm different from him. Maybe not to his liking. Liang Yi waved his hand. My dad is a natural workaholic, seriously insecure, and always feels that only by catching a big one can he live, which is also the fault of my grandmother Zhao Ji, in fact, my dad doesn't like to talk in front of others, and he doesn't speak much in front of his favorite concubines, but he has something to say to me. β
For a while, everyone was a little silent.
"It's so rare," Xiao Wu pondered, "I remember, Taishi Gong said that the First Emperor was a 'jackal', is that really the case?" β
"Well, the sound is not good. In addition, the tip of my father's tongue was damaged, and he couldn't speak very clearly. In the past, the self-suppression was too serious, because Tai Shigong said that he was a 'jackal', so many people felt that this was a sign of ruthlessness, which was really wronged! He was the result of squeezing the laryngeal muscles into a pathological state by himself, and the environment in which my father was in his early years was very harsh, a hostage boy, and the pressure around him forced a young child who had not yet developed self-control ability to not speak or even make a sound, how miserable it was! Alas, my dad was so pitiful, and later I gave him psychological counseling, but it didn't seem to work. Of course, it is likely that my own problems in this area have not been solved well, as far as our Ying family is concerned. Patrilineal family trees are simply problematic, so according to the Hellinger family system theory, ......"
"Stop, stop!" Fang Wuying hurriedly made a gesture, "Psychology is exempt - director, back to the topic." β
"Okay, anyway, I'll only say these words to him when the two of us are left alone." Liang Yi smiled, "Outsiders are around, I definitely won't be so presumptuous." So no one but him knows what I've said. β
Ling Juan was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm curious, what does your father think of you." β
"My son is an amazing child, somewhat different from everyone else - I think that fact. My dad also worked hard for many years to accept it. β
Before, he thought that this was a gift from God, but later he realized that it was actually a trouble thrown to him by God. Alas, if I hadn't been born to run around planes, maybe the outcome would have been different.
Everyone fell silent for a moment.
"But although he trusts me, he still can't resist Zhao Gao and them." Liang Yi's expression was more or less disappointed, "I told him a long time ago that Zhao Gao is a vicious and idiot, and Li Si is a reliable person with a good mind and a cold mind, but he has to say that it is my problem, saying that I want to sweep away all his people, and then replace them all with nerds and rotten people, if that's the case, he thinks that no one will work for him - after saying it a few times, my father got impatient and sent me to Hetao to repair the Great Wall." β
"Then you suddenly came back this time to save him. He should trust you completely, right? β
Liang Yi was stunned for a moment and slowly shook his head.
"By the time his wound was almost healed. Those few people all came to his sickbed and cried, saying that the eldest son was rude to them, and put them under house arrest for so many days for no reason, and even my younger brother Hu Hai came to tell my father that his brother had committed trumped-up charges against his cronies......" Liang Yi paused for a while, and then said, "Actually, from a certain point of view. They weren't wrong, when my dad was sick, they were just plotting and hadn't taken action, and legally speaking, I can't accuse them of trying to murder my dad. β
Law? From modern law or from the law of the Qin Dynasty? Fang Wuying wanted to ask such a question, he was very suspicious that Liang Yi was still dealing with ancient things with the eyes of a modern person, which was probably the crux of the problem
"My father didn't say anything at the time, neither ordered me to be severely punished as they asked, nor did he expel them from the court as I demanded. They were still reinstated, and everything was as if it hadn't happened, the only thing that had changed. My dad didn't die in the dunes. β
"And after that?"
"After that, my dad told me to go back to the loop, but I didn't do it, I lied to him and said that his problem was very serious, I had to stay, and I had to observe the recovery after the operation." Liang Yi said this, he rolled his eyes. Look at the guys, "What are you doing?" Why are you looking at me like that? β
Everyone withdrew their gaze.
"What's wrong?" Liang Yi was a little dissatisfied. "Did I say something wrong?"
Xiao Wu was silent for a long time before he said, "...... After appendicitis, the stitches were removed and discharged after seven days without infection. Director, you dare to lie to your father, no, it should be said that you dare to lie to your father, the emperor of the ages, you are too capable. β
"What happened to the Emperor of the Ages?" Liang Yi snorted, "He's my dad, even if he is the first emperor of the universe, he's my dad!" β
"Okay...... You're going to stay in the dunes? β
"No, follow him on a cruise, and then go back to Xianyang." Liang Yi said, "In other words, in history, when my father should have passed away, my father took me back to my hometown alive. β
ββ¦β¦ It's a lot of power, but then what? β
"And then ......"
When Liang Yi said this, he suddenly didn't continue, and everyone quieted down, waiting for him to narrate later.
"Then I told him about my plans, and I told my old man everything that was supposed to happen, and I told him that I didn't leave my post and run to the dunes for no reason, because I knew what was going to happen, and I couldn't watch this empire finish in two generations."
Four times, there was silence.
"My dad didn't believe it at all, he didn't believe that his empire would be destroyed in such a short period of time." Liang Yi shook his head tiredly, his face was a little bad, "I told him that after he died, the southern defenders immediately blocked all the passages between the north and the south, and in order to protect themselves, the army was strictly forbidden to fight in the north, and the army stationed on the Great Wall in the north, because of the sudden death of Meng Tian and me, also lost its mobility, and the overly rigid military and political system led to the only consequence: the remaining troops, Julu was destroyed in one battle......"
"You told your dad about Xiang Yu?!" Fang Wuying was shocked, "Oh my God, your father will arrest and kill all the surnames in the country!" β
"No, I didn't tell him." Liang Yi shook his head. "He asked me to come, and I didn't want to talk to him. I think it's too early, so it's better not to let him know about the other party's existence first. β
"And what did your dad say when he heard this?"
"He didn't believe it at all, his invincible army had been loyal to him for decades and the Ying family for hundreds of years, how could he say that he would turn his face? Besides, Xiang Yu is not a degenerate King Kong with a matrix. The Qin army has not exhausted its will to fight for five hundred years. Who would believe that it would fall apart overnight? Again, it didn't happen, I don't have proof. β
It's like this, and no one can think of a way.
Fang Wuying thought for a long time and said slowly: "If he doesn't believe what you say, then he will also doubt other things you said. β
"Maybe you know my dad better than me, Chong'er, as you said, as time goes by, my dad doesn't believe me anymore, and in front of him, I don't even dare to mention killing Zhao Gao anymore."
There was a slight sigh, which rang out from the crowd.
"I lied to him before that I would check the postoperative recovery, and when his body fully recovered, I had no excuse to stay in Xianyang and stay any longer. The old man will really suspect that I am disobedient. Liang Yi shook his head tiredly, "Things are like this, what else can I say?" β
And so...... You're back in the loop? β
"Nope." Liang Yi showed a wry smile. "Because...... Ah, because the time has come. β
Everyone was stunned!
"What?" Jian Rou asked softly, "What time is it?" β
"It's time to set up the offline universe." Liang Yi snapped his fingers, "Everything is back to ...... Well, back to a year ago. β
Everyone, don't make a sound!
"The reason why the offline universe can be completely separated from the original universe is because it is a very small universe, and the time period cannot exceed one year. Once exceeded, it is restarted, as if the tape was automatically rewound. "Liang Yi look at them." That is to say, from the outside, this offline universe can have a history of N years, but if you drill in and look at it, you will know that it is only a short year old, and it is only a year to survive. β
Retracting his surprised gaze, Fang Wuying coughed: "That...... What do you do? Director, if you go back again......"
"What else can I do? Do it again. Liang Yi shrugged, "So I cut my dad's appendix againβ"
"Uh, so director, may I ask, how many times did you cut your dad's appendix?"
Liang Yi stretched out a hand: "Five times." β
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"So in the end, I doubt that I can go to the street and cut the appendix for people."