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Wei Yan was serious and said: "From a medical point of view, this butt is the thickest part of the human body, full of nerve endings, although it does not hurt the muscles and bones, but it can be beaten, the pain is even worse, hit this kind of place, I really can't bear it, cry, it is the natural reaction of the body, and it has nothing to do with being ashamed or not." ”

This can also be related to medicine, His Majesty Li Er was dumbfounded, but first of all, we must figure out what nerve endings are. Wei Yan explained the medical term again, and said: "Nerves are this thing, the minister said so, Your Majesty may feel unimaginable, let's change the word." Whenever a person stretches out his hand and touches something else, what is delicate and lubricated to the touch, and what is rough to the touch, it is all based on the nerves in the hand to convey the judgment to the brain. For example, the body feels hot and cold, feels painful, and feels itchy, all of which are felt and transmitted by the nerves. When you touch your arm with the palm of your hand, you also feel it in your palm and feel it in your arm, which shows that there are nerve endings all over the human body, and it can be said that all human perception is done by nerve endings. ”

His Majesty Li Er touched his beard and nodded: "Well, it turns out that there are so many mysteries, and whether it is true or not, in order to refute my remark that you are ashamed, it is not bad that you can say so many things!" I take back your humiliating evaluation. ”

Wei Yan sweated again, although it was really to clear up such a large paragraph, but this is also true, it is a medical principle, why doesn't His Majesty Li Er believe it? Could it be that Wei Yan has already gone bankrupt?! Wei Yan is seriously reflecting.

Looking at Wei Yan's expression, His Majesty Li Er's smile gradually faded from his face. Sighing slightly, he asked, "Wei Yan, why did you say those words to me?" Do you know that no one dares to say that to me? With your boy's slippery head, I can't believe it! Remember, you can only tell the truth, not lies! Otherwise, I will not be polite to let people beat you with another thirty rods on your bad ass! ”

"Your Majesty, what is the standard for telling the truth?"

"I have my own judgment. You name it. ”

It's really an unceremonious threat, I can't imagine that His Majesty Li Er, the head of a country and the first emperor of the ages, would do this kind of thing, which is really heartbreaking.

Wei Yan grabbed his head, twisted his brows and thought for a long time, and said: "Your Majesty, the minister just can't help but say it, otherwise, who will say those words when his head is kicked by a donkey, isn't this a long life?" Estimate. I haven't been sober since I went out that day, and a hot blood came out of my mouth, Your Majesty, don't blame it. ”

His Majesty Li Er was very calm, faint, almost humming from his nostrils. "Hmm. ”

Wei Yan looked at it, and didn't seem to be satisfied. Then he continued, this guy said: "What should I say, after returning to Datang, I met many people and many things. My brother Sun. My father-in-law, stepmother, Uncle Li Ji, and Uncle Cheng. Uncle Wei Chi, Your Majesty, the Queen Mother, His Royal Highness the Prince, His Royal Highness the King of Jin, Princess Jinyang, etc., everyone has experienced a lot together, and everyone has their own joys, sorrows, and sorrows, but overall, I think that there are still many happy people and few unhappy people. ”

Speaking of this, Wei Yan paused, slightly embarrassed, and said abruptly: "I said that Your Majesty, don't laugh at the ministers." Xiaochen, this person, has no ambitions, when he was in the family, he didn't get mixed with any prominent positions, and he learned medical skills, but just to eat and support his parents, before returning to Datang, he was promoted to the chief knife, which is almost the degree of the young man being promoted to a big man, for this reason, my mother also made me a delicious celebration. My mother told me since I was a child that as long as the family is with Lele, peace is a blessing. Later, I came into contact with many patients, and found that many parents had similar thoughts to my mother, and they all hoped that their children would be happy, happy, and healthy. ”

Wei Yan glanced at His Majesty Li Er again, and saw that the people still looked calm, their expressions were not leaking, and they simply let it go, and said: "The minister also knows that the affairs of the heavenly family are not something that my little doctor can ask about, but, Your Majesty, the minister is really ruthless." Princess Jinyang is so cute that she is sad, and she thinks that it is a matter of heaven. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, like many young people, is smart, hardworking, and has a little problem, but when he does know his mistakes, he will find a way to make up for them and correct them! The minister thinks that after making a mistake, he has the courage to admit his mistake and does not shirk his responsibility indiscriminately, which is good! The sage also once said that knowing mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. Is there really a perfect person in this world? Not necessarily, saints still have shortcomings, let alone ordinary people, but those shortcomings are not seen, and things that have not been seen can be regarded as not happening? The minister can't do it! People's hearts are long, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will be sad when he sees the pitiful state of the eldest girl's family, he will also sympathize, and he will also want to study hard, and wait to be a good successor in the future, the minister thinks that this is enough! ”

"There is also the queen's mother, Niangniang's body, as a doctor, the minister is the most clear, but she is sad and sad for His Royal Highness the Prince, and when she shares her worries and relieves her labor, Niangniang is also a mother and a wife. is such a kind person, and the minister doesn't want the mother to be sad. Next, let's talk about Your Majesty. ”

Wei Yan took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty is very strict with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, but he is very lenient with all the princes and princesses, and even favoritial. is strict with His Royal Highness the Prince, that is as it should be, because His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is His Majesty's future successor, and he is responsible for the future of the country, the people's livelihood, and strict teaching, and His Majesty hopes that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will be good. But what about others? Your Majesty, if this is in another family, the father prefers other children, it is understandable, like my family, my father also favors me, such a situation, in an ordinary family like ours, at most it is to make the eldest brother sigh a few words, and there will be no big problem, but here is not the case with Your Majesty, the minister said yesterday that Your Majesty's preference will bring inappropriate hope, this kind of hope, let it go, bring destruction! When the time comes, it won't be Your Majesty and Niangniang who are sad? ”

"Finished?"

"Well, that's all over! Out of a cold sweat, this kind of words, in the future, Your Majesty will not let the minister say it a third time, the minister is too timid to stand the third time. ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled faintly, and Wei Yan said in the process. He had been listening calmly, not so angry that he had slapped Wei Yan on the ass as he had done that day.

His Majesty Li Er was silent for a while, looking at Wei Yan quietly, his eyes were so calm that he was almost indifferent, Wei Yan was open-minded, smiling, and let His Majesty Li Er look directly. This is a very simple move, but it is also a very effective move, and people who don't have a little bit of mental cultivation. Even if you are open-minded, you can't stand up to a few minutes.

His Majesty Li Er said faintly: "Wei Yan, should I say that you are bold, or should I say that you are innocent and don't know the severity?" ”

Wei Yan was very depressed, and said in a rather annoyed tone: "Your Majesty, the minister is more inclined to the term stupid, I guess my head was really kicked by a donkey, otherwise, how can I talk so boldly!" ”

The Second Majesty smiled: "It's still so self-aware." ”

Wei Yan was embarrassed. sighed: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister has not many advantages, and there are a basket of shortcomings, in order to carry it forward, I can only hold on to the few advantages." No way, it's all about life. ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled. Shaking his head, he pointed at the guard. It's not a good laugh, but it's better than just having a straight face and being horribly calm.

His Majesty Li Er smiled faintly and asked, "I let someone beat you with thirty rods?" Do you hold a grudge against me? Tell the truth, and don't say anything you don't dare. ”

Wei Yan shook his head without thinking about it. Said: "Don't hold grudges! It's time for you to learn a lesson. Have a longer memory, so as not to say anything outside, and if you can't save it, you will lose your life one day. The minister has no son, he hasn't seen his son marry a daughter-in-law, he hasn't seen his grandson born, and he hasn't tasted many tastes of life, so it's a pity that he dies now, it's a pity, it's a pity. ”

His Majesty Li Er sighed: "What you said is like seven points of truth and three points of falsehood. ”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, this is obviously a very clear truth, how can you say that it is seven points true and three points false?" This...... This is too unobjective, too unrealistic, Your Majesty! ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled slightly, and said, "I beat you that day, I went to the queen angrily, the queen asked me, why was I angry, I said that Wei Ziyue, that stinky boy, actually dared to contradict me, talking nonsense about family affairs, I let him beat him with thirty rods." The queen asked me again what you said, and I told the queen what you said, but the queen congratulated me, saying that I have a good courtier, and it is rare to be so innocent, and I should be rewarded, not beaten, and I should be rewarded, not beaten. The queen said that His Majesty can tolerate Wei Zheng's outspokenness, but can't he tolerate Wei Ziyue's ruler mantra. I thought about it, what the queen said is very right, your pure heart is reckless, and it is not the first time I have seen it, but this time, I am a little bolder. ”

Speaking of this, His Majesty Li Er glanced at Wei Yan with a smile, Wei Yan was full of shame, and said: "Your Majesty, it is estimated that that day, I really was kicked in the head by a donkey, and afterwards when the minister lay on the bed to recuperate and had nothing to do, I also wondered, how could I say such a big rebellious thing at that time, Your Majesty played well, at least woke up the minister and gave the minister a lesson." ”

His Majesty Li Er snorted, and sneered incomprehensibly: "That's right, it's okay to beat you, if you don't beat me, I still think that you are popular, in the court and in the palace, there are more good friends with you, and after beating you, I know that Wei Ziyue also has times when he is not welcome." ”

"Ahem...... Wei Yan almost choked to death with saliva, and said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, the minister is not a party for personal gain, and the minister is not a treasure who can be loved by others, there will always be some people who inexplicably hate or like someone." In other words, it is a mediocrity not to be jealous, although the minister is a little stupid, but he is not enough to be mediocre. ”

"That's humble."

"That is, humility is a traditional virtue that should be carried forward."

His Majesty Li Er laughed completely, looked at Wei Yan gently, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Wei Yan, I listened to your words!" I will try my best to do it! When Wei Zheng admonished me, I said the same thing, and today, I say the same to you. ”

Wei Yan's eyes lit up, and he saluted: "Your Majesty is wise, minister...... The minister is grateful to Your Majesty, thank you Your Majesty for being willing to listen to me, thank you Your Majesty for your magnanimity, after the minister said such a big rebellious word, he just scolded the minister with thirty rods, thank you! ”

His Majesty Li Er laughed and said, "Wei Yan, you are really uneducated, you can even say a thank you in a mess, you have time to study hard, read more." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty, try your best."

Speaking of reading, Wei Yan has a headache, Datang Dishu, read from right to left, or read vertically, he is not used to it, he will read it horizontally from left to right if he is not careful, make a good book, read it all over the place, and when he sees the end, he is no longer interested.

Speaking of Wei Zheng, Wei Yan suddenly leaned over mysteriously and asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty, Lord Wei didn't say anything to the minister, right?" Did he find His Majesty to sue the minister? ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled and said indifferently: "Why do you say that? ”

"Lord Wei Zheng is threatening me at the gate of the East Palace, and Father-in-law Xiao Huang can testify."

His Majesty Li Er shook his head with a smile, ignored him, sighed faintly, and said, "Wei Yan, are you really under twenty?" ”

Wei Yan sweated profusely, his vest was damp, and his face did not change: "Looking at the minister's young face, the minister said that he was twenty, can Your Majesty believe it?" ”

His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Yan's youthful face, and said: "It's really not like it, but it looks like a child younger than Cheng Qian, but all the sighs and sighs in my eyes are not in line with age and appearance, and people can't look good, probably just like you." ”

…… Embarrassment!

Wei Yan felt that he was bullied again, no, he had to resist, where there was oppression, there must be resistance, otherwise, where did the liberation come from, I don't want to work hard for decades, once I go back to before the liberation, it would be too miserable. So, Wei Yan said with a straight face: "Your Majesty, it is better to say that you are mature and steady, that the minister is reliable, and that people cannot be good-looking, and you can't clearly describe the qualifications of the minister." ”

His Majesty Li Er: "...... Guard, stand here. ”

Wei Yan's face was full of vigilance, and he asked cautiously, "What does Your Majesty command?" ”

His Majesty Li Er was calm and relaxed, and his righteous words were strict: "I want to kick you!" ”

Wei Yan had a bitter face and wanted to jump away, but considering the injury on his buttocks, he could only look pitiful and say: "Your Majesty, the minister is a wounded, you can't bully the patient, that's not kind." ”

"! Don't let me see you until you're healed! ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, the minister will retire."

Wei Yan limped, slowly moved out, grabbed the little yellow father-in-law, and said: "I said that our little yellow father-in-law, a good person will do it to the end, and send the Buddha to the west." You brought us into the palace, so let's carry it back, right? ”

Father-in-law Xiao Huang smiled: "Yes, Lord Wei." Your Majesty has already commanded, don't worry, the slave will definitely send you home. ”

Wei Yan was very satisfied and said with a smile: "Very good, the work is good." ”

When Wei Yan was far away, Empress Changsun came out of the apse, and greeted His Majesty Li Er with warm eyes, and His Majesty Li Er took Empress Changsun's hand and said: "Guanyin, you are right, Wei Yan is indeed a good child, and Shubao has received a good son." You say, if I also accept Wei Yan as my righteous son, will Qin Shubao hit the gate of my palace? ”

Empress Eldest Sun smiled and said, "The concubine estimates that the three old generals, Cheng Zhijie, Wei Chi Jingde, and Li Ji, will run to the door to rob Your Majesty first." ”

His Majesty Li Er laughed and said, "What you said makes sense! Those three old guys love that stinky boy too! ”