Chapter 342 Xianggong, Ruo'er tells a joke

Li Muran sighed with emotion, and naturally his steps were fast, although he heard the shout of the eldest lady behind him, he didn't bother to turn back. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Does it come and go? Brother Jiu is also dignified, and when he is tired, he is really tired......

Qin Ruo silently followed him, seeing that he looked lonely, he was very distressed, gently grabbed his sleeve, and said cautiously: "Xianggong, are you really not going back?" That; It's Qiao's Mansion! ”

He didn't know the status of Qiao's mansion in his father-in-law's heart, but she could see Xianggong's efforts to help Qiao's family, so she asked such a question.

"Go back? Why do you want to go back, go back and listen to people's yelling and drinking, and watch other people's faces live? Xianggong is tired, Xianggong wants to give himself a vacation! ”

When Qin Ruo heard this, he was rarely well-behaved, lowered his head, and asked in a low voice

"Xianggong, seeing that the sky is dark, where are we going?"

Li Muran didn't pay attention, just lowered his head and walked forward, and now he stopped and looked, he walked quickly, Qiao's family left, but where is he going now?

Now the officers and soldiers are looking for Qin Ruo's figure everywhere, if he lives in an ordinary restaurant and encounters a night check, it will be dangerous, after all, Qin Ruo is injured and it is inconvenient to move.

Besides, be careful to make the 10,000-year-old ship, the ninth brother giggles on weekdays, but at the critical moment, we are extremely careful.

Unconsciously, the two of them walked onto the Jingjiang River embankment, and there was no longer any daytime bustle on the embankment, but there were still some lights.

Jingzhou is worthy of being the richest place in the south of the Yangtze River, that is, there is even a night market.

Alas, looking at the leisurely river in front of him, Li Muran couldn't help but sigh lightly, how could Lao Tzu have a feeling of being annihilated, this person who seems to have annihilated himself is called fate!

Looking at Li Muran standing by the river, Qin Ruo was also infected by his emotions in his heart, and slowly stepped forward, then stretched out his arm, returned Li Muran's tiger waist from his back, and said in a gentle tone:

"Xianggong, this Miss Qiao is hateful, you helped the Qiao family so much, but in the end you didn't even let you in, so let's not think about her. I'll tell you a joke. ”

"My little boy can tell jokes?" Li Muran was actually not angry, but he missed his parents in his heart just now, and he was turned away, so he was naturally angry, who hasn't lost his temper yet, and is Brother Jiu an ordinary person? Naturally, the temper will not be ordinary.

However, listening to Qin Ruo's jokes, he was very interested, he didn't expect his little Ruo'er to be versatile, he raised his sword eyebrows and turned around and said: "Oh, you can tell me about it, if you can make Xianggong laugh, there will be a reward!" ”

"Really?" Qin Ruo saw that his father-in-law's face slowly eased, and then smiled, and when he heard that there was a reward, he said happily:

"A little rabbit went to the pond to fish and didn't catch it for a long time.....

The next day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again, and after a day of fishing, he still didn't catch a fish......

On the third day, the little rabbit still insisted on fishing in the pond and still found nothing.......

On the fourth day, the little rabbit still went to the pond to fish, but a fish jumped out, do you know how the fish jumped out?

"Can't guess" where is this joke? Li Muran didn't hear the slightest laugh from it, could it be that the joke was that the rabbit fished out the fish?

"Xianggong, why did you suddenly become stupid? After the fish jumped out, he said to the little rabbit, "You use carrots as bait again, and Lao Tzu will beat you to death!" As soon as Qin Ruoyi finished speaking, he laughed alone.

Li Muran was embarrassed for a while, what kind of joke is this, this is fucking playing brain teasers, but seeing Ruo'er's concerned and gentle face, he was moved, hugged her tender waist, and gently rubbed his head on her chest: "Ruo'er, my good wife, you are really a good gift from God."

Qin Ruo saw that his words made his face soften a lot, and he was also a little happy in his heart, but gradually she noticed that something was wrong, Li Muran's forehead kept shaking on her chest, and her hand didn't know when it was touching her legs.

The current Jingjiang embankment, although there are many fewer people, but there are still people coming and going, the current stimulation made her heart flutter, her red lips opened slightly, and she gasped and said: "Xianggong, don't, there are still many people here!" ”

Hearing her say this, Li Muran raised his head, looked at Qin Ruo, who was blushing with shame, and said with a somewhat sad face: "Ruo'er, your father-in-law was seriously traumatized just now, and now you are not willing to give me a trace of warmth with your broad mind?" ”

The meaning of his mind is probably the most famous in his own heart, Qin Ruo naturally would not know his obscene thoughts, but after seeing the sorrow on Li Muran's face, he actually stretched out his hand to stroke his back and comforted

"Xianggong is in Ruo'er's heart, and he is already all of Ruo'er, as long as Xianggong likes it, Ruo'er's mind is big and broad, and it is also Xianggong!"

Li Muran only felt a little ashamed when she heard it, grandma's Xiao Ruo'er was so good to herself, she still kept thinking about those bad things, she was really sorry for the sky, sorry for the ground, and sorry for the air in the middle.

The two of them snuggled together like this for a long time, and Qin Ruo suddenly asked softly

"Xianggong's joke just now, did you lose or win?"

"Since you didn't answer, Xianggong naturally lost!" Li Muran didn't expect her to bring up the old matter again, but she didn't care, but answered directly, Qin Ruo saw that it was rare for her husband not to cheat, but she was a little uncomfortable, but this discomfort was just a matter of an instant.

"Since Xianggong is the one who lost, where is Ruo'er's reward?"

He had already guessed that this would be the result, so he raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile on his face

"This reward is naturally there, and I make sure that our little Ruoer likes it!"

"Where?" Qin Ruo listened to what he said as if it was something very memorable, so he was looking forward to it

"Where? Far away, close at hand! ”

Qin Ruo said that these tones were his opponents, he didn't react for a while, and subconsciously thought that something was on his body, so he glanced back and forth on his body, but he didn't see a single thing.

Just as he was about to ask, he laughed, he was naturally looking at Qin Ruo's expression just now, and he smiled at the moment

"My reward is, if you win, you will give me ten strokes!"

When Qin Ruo heard this, even if he was straight, he couldn't help but turn red at this moment, what kind of reward is this, it is almost the same reward for Xianggong himself.

looked at Li Muran, who was happy, but she shook her head

"Xianggong made that bet just now, Ruo'er thought that Xianggong had won!"

Li Muran didn't know the little Jiujiu in her heart, but she still pretended to sigh after listening to his words, Qin Ruo didn't know why he sighed, and looked at him with some doubts.

"Alas, I'm born to suffer losses, win to win, the reward I won is ten strokes of kissing Ruo'er, such a difficult action, how do you say I did it, it's really hard for me!"

Qin Ruo didn't expect that he would take advantage of a sentence by him, but he was still pretending to be a loss, rolling his eyes......

Jokes are jokes, but he didn't kiss them, after all, there are still people on the Jingjiang embankment, and it will be troublesome for him to be too arrogant to cause onlookers, after all, the entire Jingzhou City is arresting Qin Ruo!

He found a clean spot on the shore and sat down. Qin Ruo snuggled up to him and said, "Xianggong, where are we staying tonight?" ”

“……”

(To be continued.) )