"Poof......

Wei Yan's words made the ministers present couldn't help laughing again, even His Majesty Li Er didn't hold back, Wan Er smiled, and seemed to have a headache: "Wei Yan, I have been studying for more than a month, and you can't even understand the holy decree, is it because Xu Jingzong didn't teach well?" ”

Wei Yan looked serious: "Back to Your Majesty, Lord Xu's knowledge, compared to the ministers, it is a heaven and an underground, I didn't say it!" It's just that the minister is stupid, and he has studied for more than a month, and he has only learned one-third of a "Book of Rites", which is unbearable and unbearable. ”

"Where's your wife?"

"The minister's wife didn't learn, she said that the male protagonist is outside, the female protagonist is inside, learning these things is within the scope of the minister's responsibility, and the minister should learn it, and she just concentrates on the master."

Wei Yan is very helpless, he has a lot of face, but he can't, this is a fact, instead of slapping a swollen face and becoming fat, it is better to face it honestly.

His Majesty Li Er glared at Wei Yan and sneered slightly: "You couple are also interesting. ”

"Your Majesty has won awards, awards. Hey. ”

"It's not a prize, at least, I see in you that there is a long way to go to educate your subjects."

"Haha......"

His Majesty Li Er's sarcasm and humor made a group of ministers burst into laughter, Wei Yan had a bitter face, couldn't laugh, and hurriedly tried to find a way to remedy it: "Your Majesty, the minister also knows that he is not good at learning, but the so-called attitude determines everything. The minister has been away from the school for a long time, and he is entangled in everything, and he can't calm down to study at all, and he can't even do the basic concentration, this learning...... Don't think about it in the books. Lord Xu, please call your majesty back. ”

His Majesty Li Er snorted and said, "If you don't learn from books, what do you want to learn?" ”

Wei Yan smiled softly and said: "Back to Your Majesty, I have heard a gentleman named Cao Xueqin say that everything in the world is knowledgeable, and the practice of human feelings is the article. As the head of the family now, what he wants to learn is the knowledge of this world and human feelings, and as for book knowledge, he will make up for it when the next generation comes out. ”

"The insight of the world is all knowledge, and the practice of human feelings is the article. Incisive, this Cao Xueqin is also a talented person. ”

His Majesty Li Er touched his beard and said, and he seemed to be quite emotional. Wei Yan smiled and didn't speak. "Dream of Red Mansions" has no meaning of praise for this couplet, Brother Bao doesn't like it, and it is estimated that Cao Xueqin is the same. But Wei Yan likes it very much.

"Even so, you can't help but learn nothing, Xu Jingzong still stays, when you can understand my holy decree, he will come back."

Wei Yan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, it's so simple, the minister has a way now." ”

"Oh, what did Lord Wei think of?"

The one who asked was the British Gong Li Ji, meowing, why is that smile so hateful! In his heart fantasizing about the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty on Li Ji's body, Wei Yan said: "The minister thinks, I don't go to the court, I don't participate in the government, and I don't want to fight in the army, we are just a little doctor, I don't have to worry about disappointing Your Majesty, and I don't have to be afraid of misleading people's children, as long as I can understand Your Majesty's will, so, the minister wants to hire a talented person, and teach the minister to read on weekdays, Your Majesty has a holy decree or something, let him help the minister interpret it, so there is no need to delay Lord Xu, Your Majesty, the state affairs are busy, talented people, It should still be used where it is needed, and good steel is used on the blade, Your Majesty. ”

His Majesty Li Er squinted his eyes, glanced at Wei Yan a few times, and said with a smile: "Wei Yan Wei Ziyue, I can see it, you are a lazy man, slippery." ”

"Your Majesty is wise, his vision is like a torch, and his ministers admire him."

Wei Yan was serious, and his face did not change to express his praise, which made the people present laugh again. His Majesty Li Er shook his head with a smile and sighed: "That's it, Xu Jingzong is called back, you don't have to make many excuses, I don't force you." ”

"Your Great, Wise Imperial Majesty, your kindness is comparable to the brilliance of the sun, and I am grateful to you."

Wei Yan smiled now, great! No one will hit him again, saying that his words can only be compared to that of a ten-year-old child.

"Okay, okay, you don't need to pat yourself! I was interrupted by you, and I almost forgot to get down to business. ”

His Majesty Li Er waved his hand and said, "You didn't hear my holy decree clearly, Xuan Ling, you tell this uneducated Wei Shen Doctor." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Fang Xuanling received the order and said with a smile: "Lord Wei, Your Majesty's will is ......"

After Fang Xuanling's explanation, Wei Yan understood the meaning of the holy decree. The reason for his transfer from a civil and military officer to a military officer and his promotion from the sixth rank to the fifth rank was that he made meritorious contributions. Although the holy decree was not explicitly stated, it was just as Wei Yan speculated, because of the arguments of the navy and the army that he talked about at the family banquet. After the four old princes of the country, Li Jie, Qin Shubao, Wei Chigong, and Cheng Zhijie, returned from his house, the four of them jointly wrote a book, adjusted his arguments, and presented them to His Majesty Li Er.

After His Majesty Li Er saw it, he asked that it was Wei Yan who said it, so he had the move to detain Xie Jiu in the palace and call him to the barracks for apportionment. Wei Yan pondered, if it weren't for this reason, it was estimated that His Majesty Li Er's trick of wanting to capture the old would really be played until Wei Yan couldn't bear to come to the door and take the initiative to explain, it was too insidious. However, contempt is contempt, and some issues are better to be clarified first.

"Your Majesty, the first minister has no martial arts, the second does not know how to lead the troops, and the third does not know how to march and fight, except for playing with a scalpel, eighteen kinds of martial arts, that is all kinds of sparse, getting on the horse may delay the military aircraft, getting off the horse can be used as a deserter, and the family is another single line, we are like this, when the civil officer is almost the same, is the military officer too high?"

Wei Yan's face did not change, and he was confident. Originally, the Tang Dynasty established the country with force, and there were many elite soldiers and strong generals who advocated force and martial arts, and a little doctor like him was suspected of trying to murder him.

"You're self-aware."

His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily. Wei Yan said with a smile: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister has this one advantage, if you don't carry it forward, then you won't have the face to go out to meet people." ”

"Are you suitable, high or not, I don't care, the British public recommended you, I believe in the vision of the British public, as for you can not bear it for a long time, that is the British public's business, you can be edified, the British public will recommend meritorious service, unbearable to build, the British public recommends you is a bully, I will punish the two of you together!"

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty, Ziyue is still young, and the ministers will do their best to teach him, not for two years a year, there will always be a day when he will be taught." The British Gong Li Ji answered, looking at Wei Yan's eyes, that is called a bad intention, that is called a murderous spirit.

“……”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, this ...... That's okay?! Ya is still Tang Taizong, Ya is still the first emperor of the ages, how can it ...... How can you be so reckless and bully? Contempt, His Majesty Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and his ministers bullied the traversers!

The so-called, the person who knows the times is Junjie, the situation is stronger than the people, Wei Yan pouted, keep silent, the big deal is that after the seeds of Chinese cabbage are cultivated, he asked himself to be transferred to Sinong Temple as a farmer, the reason is quite high-sounding, we want to contribute our own light and heat to the vegetable basket project of the people of the Tang Dynasty, the Tang Army?! I'm sorry, we're laymen, we don't understand the military, please be smart! Not please?! Okay, it's okay to hang on to the collar Lu, it's better than others, the means of not working hard, and the people who cross can't compare to a group of ancients?

After three rounds of drinking, the topic turned to Wei Yan's overseas origins, and His Majesty Li Er, together with the ministers, asked Wei Yan to talk about overseas countries, that is, the situation in China. How do you say that? Wei Yan frowned and pondered.

When you tell the first lie, you have to use a hundred lies to achieve enlightenment. Especially if the first lie is still a big lie, then more lies are needed to make it complete. How can you tell His Majesty Li Er and the ministers about China? It can't make them feel that they are insinuating Datang, headache! Gritting his teeth, Wei Yan decided to tell another big lie.