"Guo Thirteen, male, has nothing but handsome and chic!" Guo 13 said in a self-described introduction.

The Guo family was originally a famous family of C Cheng, but on the day Guo 13 was born, his father unfortunately lost his life due to a carriage traffic accident. My mother also passed away in the fall of the following year.

Guo Shisan's essence is good, just because he was too young and unsupervised, he became a god in society early, and he was a first-class gangster.

The first to suffer were the chickens, ducks, dogs and geese of City C.

Guo Shisan is lazy to do it, stealing a chicken from the east family today, and touching a duck from the west family tomorrow. The simple people of City C are really pitiful to see that this young and ignorant child has no father and mother, and they will always forgive Guo Shisan after he makes a mistake.

"R, aren't these old people just eating one of your ducks?" This is Guo Shisan's mantra, and it is also the sentence that Guo Shisan's answer is the most common when people from City C come to him.

The villagers were helpless, they originally looked at the child as pitiful, but when they heard this, they felt angry, and finally had to beat them up to dissipate their anger.

"R, Lao Tzu will eat your ten ducks in the future!"

Guo Shisan moved his wrist easily, for him, 'being beaten' was as common as eating ducks, and he knew that eating other people's ducks was a loss, so he could only get a little cheap from words.

"Isn't there a turning point in life?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dividing line of life transitions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It is not so much the dividing line of the turning point of life, but the beginning of Guo Shisan's shameless life.

The people of City C saw that Guo 13 was really pitiful, so they sent Guo 13 to the "Lelin Temple" in City C to be a fire-burning buddy, only hoping that this child could be in the Lelin Temple, even if he did not cultivate Buddha nature, he also had to cultivate human nature.

Who knew that the arrival of Guo Shisan, Lelin Temple, had become the beginning of the nightmare of young people in C City......

The abbot of Lelin Temple is open-minded by nature, "Buddha heart" compassion, in addition to teaching Guo Thirteen Shushu to recite the scriptures every day, he also taught him some fist and foot kung fu.

Guo 13 is smart and sharp, and he will learn it as soon as he learns.

The abbot is naturally happy in his heart and teaches the skills of his whole body.

Who would have thought that Guo 13 learned fist and foot kung fu, but it was not used to strengthen his body, but to fight.

"Amitabha! Young people's mind, move your hands and feet, it is naturally inevitable, please look at the face of the Buddha, give thirteen a chance to reform himself! ”

Guo 13 always heard the master apologize to the victim like this afterwards.

The other party may be looking at the face of the Buddha or the face of the master, and no longer hold him responsible.

Time turned, and it was another four years......

At this time, Guo Shisan ate countless ducks and fought countless fights, but he became interested in the girls in City C.

City C doesn't care whose eldest girl or little daughter-in-law it is, if she is hit by Guo Shisan, it must be unscrupulous to sleep all night.

But this time the disaster is too big.

Guo 13 slept with the girl born of his master and a little aunt cheating.

Originally, this girl would also be Guo Shisan's "duck on the plate" sooner or later.

The master has always liked Guo Shisan.

Guo Shisan's character may be a side portrait of his youth. Just waiting for the girl to grow up a little more, maybe when Guo Shisan returns to the vulgar, the master will marry the girl to his most proud apprentice, which is also the biggest ideal in his heart.

Who would have thought that after Guo Shisan slept with the girl from the master's family, he actually ran out and talked nonsense to others, saying that the girl from the master's family was no longer the "first sister". Whether this news is true or not, Guo Shisan's approach obviously does not take him as a master in his eyes, how can such an apprentice keep him by his side again?

The abbot was so angry that he really drove Guo 13 out of Lelin Temple on the 29th of the lunar month of this year.

"Is there really no turning point in life?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the second dividing line of the turning point of life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Guo Shisan sat on the cold kang at home, looking at his three small earthen houses, the walls were covered with cobwebs, and the roof had leaked a big hole at some point, and the howling north wind drilled into the room from time to time.

"Grandma's, can't Lao Tzu mix up a human appearance?" The more Guo Shisan thought about it, the more angry he was in his heart, he didn't make a mistake, if he made a mistake, he could only say that the girl from the master's family should not seduce him.

Tomorrow is the New Year, but there is nothing at home for firewood, rice, oil and salt, and the top priority is to have a decent Spring Festival. Guo Shisan scratched his ears and cheeks, thinking about this kind of poor life, this "young man of the new century" sighed again......

Perhaps it was only at this time that he finally realized the mistakes he had made, and even the Buddha could not forgive him. Thinking about his leisurely life in Lelin Temple, thinking about tomorrow's Chinese New Year's Eve, and touching his empty pockets, Guo Shisan began to have ideas, stood up, and began to walk out.

When Guo 13 walked into the house, he saw a huge sack on his back, full of things on his face.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Guo 13 laughed triumphantly and began to take things out of the sack.

First take out a string of sausages, then take out a large piece of frozen fat, and then take out two white striped chickens.

"Hahaha!" Guo 13 laughed again heroically, it turned out that there was a pair of saltwater plate ducks in the sack, this pair of ducks is Guo 13's favorite, think about tomorrow's Chinese New Year's Eve, as long as there is this pair of ducks, naturally there is face.

Don't say that you invite a few iron buddies on weekdays, even if you invite a few women who have slept on weekdays, when everyone sees this pair of saltwater board ducks, they have to look up to themselves.

Guo 13 began to sort out the items in the sack, meat, put it in the pit, and vegetables and fruits, put it at the head of the pit. Then wrap the pair tightly in two layers of newspaper and place them in the middle of the pit.

After sorting out everything, Guo Shisan poured the sack upside down again, and these turned out to be eight "earth red" firecrackers with five thousand rings of Fuxing cards and countless "two kicks".

Looking at these firecrackers, and thinking about the moving scene of the eight hanging in unison tomorrow, Guo Shisan felt a little proud in his heart, picked up a thick "two kicks" and turned it over and over again.

This "two kicks" is also printed with the words "The sound is earth-shattering, and the auspicious celebration is more than enough". The two goldfish opened their mouths and played with the dragon balls in their mouths, making this thick "two kicks" look even more exquisite.

"Hahaha~~~~" Guo 13 laughed heroically again.

"How can these rustic rural people compare with me Guo Shisan!" Think about the people who can afford to play this kind of luxury consumer goods in C City, that is, there are three households and two households, this kind of super thick "two kicks" of ten yuan a piece now he actually has hundreds of them, Guo 13 took the "two kicks" in his hand and refused to put it down, playing back and forth.

At this time, Guo Shisan suddenly discovered that directly below this "two kicks" was written a few small words "Fuxing two B feet".

"Grandma's, what the hell is this second kick? Can you still print typos on the firecrackers? Or is this firecracker his grandmother's copycat version? Isn't that obvious? If it is found by friends tomorrow, won't that person be lost? If you take out this kind of firecracker, it would be strange if everyone didn't laugh to death. Thinking of this, Guo Shisan checked the words on the other firecrackers again.

The trademark on the other firecrackers is clearly written as "Fuxing two kicks".

"Knock-offs, his grandmother's, this is clearly a copycat! I didn't expect that even firecrackers were fake? Guo Shisan opened his mouth and scolded, and said secretly: "The stolen firecrackers, even if they are parallel imports, are good things." Fortunately, there was only such a parallel commodity hidden in these firecrackers, and Lao Tzu just let him go. ”

Guo 13 took out a cigarette from his pocket, walked out with the firecracker with the words "two B feet" written on it, placed the firecracker on the earthen wall, picked up the cigarette and lit it gently.

"Boom!" There was a loud bang on the ground!

Guo Shisan only felt that the fire in front of him spread rapidly, a dazzling lightning flashed, and a burning giant hand stretched out from the fire, grabbed his collar, and dragged him in.

"Ahh Guo Shisan's scream of pain got into the fire, "Grandma's, is Lao Tzu really fucking, fucking, hanging?" Immediately afterwards, Guo Shisan fainted.

……

Rumbling thunder sounded, and Guo Shisan finally woke up.

"Rub!" With a bang, Guo 13 jumped up.

"Where am I?" Looking at everything in this room, Guo 13 began to doubt where he was now.

This hut was much stronger than Guo Shisan's own three small earthen houses.

This room is so strange, there is a small frame in the room, and a small copper mirror is placed in the corner. The walls were full of calligraphy and paintings, and what he was lying on just now was actually a white and clean bed, and on the head of the bed, his clothes were neatly stacked, and Guo Shisan found that he was actually wearing a set of white linen clothes at this time.

"Thirteen boys, you're finally asleep!" A black-faced young man with an anxious and excited face ran in.

Guo 130,000 was surprised, not for anything else. Because the black-faced young man in front of him, dressed in green cloth and linen clothes, wore a pair of fat straw sandals on his feet, his towering hair was tied in a knot, and he was firmly fixed on the top of his head with a bamboo hairpin, and his figure did not look very strong, but it looked unusually strong.

"Where am I?" Guo Shisan looked at the black-faced young man again, couldn't believe his eyes and asked, "Is this making a movie?" ”