Chapter 1 The pier is not cold

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This is a place like a primeval forest, without the slightest hint of modernity, with undulating mountains, strange rocks, and ancient trees, accompanied by bursts of beast roars, which make people shake their hearts and dare not set foot in it.

But on a boulder in the mountains, there was a little boy of five or six years old standing in the wind, and this child was only covered with a piece of pigskin-like clothing around his waist, and from behind, most of his buttocks were exposed, which was really strange.

"Dundun is really not cold!" The little kid came up with such a sentence out of nowhere.

His name is Su Yang, and he was an adult in the 21st century yesterday, because he saw the wedding photos posted by the goddess, he was drunk and fainted from heartbreak, and he didn't expect to wake up and become a tribal kid in ancient times.

Someone once told him that the buttocks are just like the face, if they are exposed to the outside for a long time, then they will not feel cold, Su Yang scoffed at the beginning, but now he believes it. His current body should be eight years old, but he has never worn clothes and pants, but he is really not cold at all.

And he is also in good health, infinite strength, can easily carry dozens of pounds of heavy objects, of course, this is according to his concept yesterday, to this day has been subverted, as far as his body, placed in the current tribe, it turned out to be a very poor qualification......

"Dundun, don't go back soon, your mother should look for you again."

I don't know when, a middle-aged man wrapped in animal skin around his waist came, the man was disheveled, his face was hideous, he had no right arm, he held a huge stone axe in his left hand, his whole body muscles were high and bulging, his chest hair was thick, exuding the smell of a beast, a look could make people scare people, but this one-armed man was just a patrolman in charge of perimeter security in the tribe.

Su Yang received all the memories of the little kid "Dundun", and it was the IQ insight of an adult, so after waking up in the tribe, he didn't show anything unusual, and replied at this moment: "Barbarian, I'll go back." ”

After speaking, Su Yang slid down the boulder with a smoke, and ran away, thinking that in the future, he would have to live in this ancient period full of bird feces and drinking blood and hair, subverting the three views, especially the aesthetic changes, this day is simply unbearable.

Fortunately, because I received the memory, I didn't know the language barrier, I didn't adapt to the soil and water, and the pronunciation of this ancient period was a little strange, just like a person who was proficient in many Chinese languages suddenly couldn't speak well, a Chinese, an English, a Russian, a French or something; It's like a person who grew up in a Cantonese-speaking area and took the Mandarin 8th grade, but he wants to learn the tone of the Sichuan people to speak Hakka, which makes Su Yang sound very awkward, but he understands it and can still speak along.

"Ma Mu" is the meaning of the mother, grandma is called "Matsu" here, the adult male is called "barbarian", the adult female is called "Xiao Xiao", and the weird thing is to call his father "Ye Ye", as for his name, there is only one "dun" word, in order to make it easy for everyone to call him dundun, in fact, it is the meaning of the ass, this name is really a dog.

There is no surname in the tribe, and the name is very convenient, but Su Yang, as a modern person, couldn't bear it, and immediately decided to wait to see Ma Mu, so he asked to change Dundun to Su Yang, otherwise he would be recorded in the history books in the future, and the title of Dundun would really not be able to take it!

At this moment, a majestic woman with a height of more than one meter eight appeared in sight, her arm was about to catch up with Su Yang's head, and she felt like the ground was shaking, and before Su Yang could react, the woman had already arrived, and she raised her hand and slapped it on the door of his head, obviously not using much force, but Su Yang was full of gold stars and almost fell to the ground.

"Ma Mu, you can't do it lightly, you're going to be stupid." Su Yang grinned in pain, but he was powerless to resist.

Who knew that his mother, "Rong's", fanned lightly on the other side of his head, and shouted: "I don't know about Woqiu Ni, you are a stuffy dun." ”

Su Yang then remembered that when it was time to eat, he called eating here Woqiu Ni, which was pronounced strangely. However, the food is big, and the tribe is outdated.

Rong easily picked up Su Yang with one hand and ran towards the valley in front of him at a gallop. Su Yang estimated that if it was on the runway, Rong's would definitely be able to run 100 meters and ten seconds, which was really a strong physical fitness.

"Ma Mu, I won't call Dundun in the future, I want to call me Su Yang."

"Crispy sheep? Dun Dun you want to eat meat, and when you (father) comes back, you will have meat to eat. ”

"It's not a crispy sheep, it's Su Yang, the awakened Su, the yang of the sun." Su Yang tried to correct it, but the effect was not obvious, and it didn't make sense.

As for his father, he is a warrior with two brothers, an older sister and a younger sister, and the above Matsu (grandmother) is still alive, and Su Yang is the only son in the family for the time being. And at home, in his generation, he is a boy, and the rest are all girls, which is simply a single seedling, and in modern times, it is the treatment of a small ancestor.

But at this time, the situation went astray, because Su Yang's "rock tribe" turned out to be a matrilineal clan, in which an older woman was in charge, managing food, clothing, housing and transportation. To put it simply, the current situation is that women are favored over men, just because he is a boy, and even the status of his parents in the family has declined, and he has to hurry to eat a meal, and he eats worse than others, what a tragedy!

Su Yang, as a loser, is full of worries about the future, but fortunately, he is now an only son, his father is a strong warrior, and his mother is also very capable, so he will not starve, and he doesn't have to worry about safety, so he is quite happy when he thinks about it.

He was an orphan before he was reborn, so now he does not reject his parents of the primitive tribe, and perhaps because he has always remained a virgin, his virginity is still ......

In the blink of an eye, the Rong clan took him to the valley, where the stone walls were covered with caves of all sizes, the rock tribe was not only a matriarchal clan, but also a cave man on the top of the mountain, this tribe was formed by the union of several small clans, there were about a hundred people, among which there were more than a dozen warriors who could go out hunting.

As long as there are people, even primitive people living in caves, Su Yang will not panic in his heart, human beings are social animals after all.

Su Yang saw the tribesmen in the tribe at this time, and their appearances were different, just like several ethnic minorities united together, some of them looked like primitive people seen in books, just like orcs; Some have high nose bridges and deep eye sockets, which resemble foreigners, and in terms of his aesthetics, he is the most beautiful in this small group, probably because he is most like Chinese people, of course, this is relative.

Su Yang temporarily called his family the Su family, because his surname was Su, the Su family originally belonged to a super clan, and then had a war with other tribes, and was finally disabled, his Zeng Mazu fled with his descendants, and finally merged with several small clans of the same kind, which formed the Rock Tribe, which has lived in this valley for many years, and Su Yang was born here.

As for his mother-in-law, she was married from another tribe, and marriage was not allowed between the same clan.

With a whoosh, Rong took him into one of the caves on the stone wall, the cave was already full of people, all women, in the innermost, there was a white-haired old woman with domineering eyes, this is his Matsu, don't look at people are already very old, but his Matsu is not simple, he tore the tiger and leopard when he was young, he is a super soldier, and he once followed a "witch", and now he is also one of the five elders of the rock tribe.

The so-called elders, that is, the leaders of the original clans of the tribe, and the affairs of the tribe are all decided by the elders.

"When the people are here, let's start to eat!"

There is a stone platform in front of the old Matsu, on which today's dinner is stacked, but at this time, based on Su Yang's inference, it is about half past five in the afternoon, which is early, and he hasn't gotten off work since yesterday. And dinner is even more speechless, just some fruits, plant tubers, and some small thumb-sized jerky, in which there is salt.

began to divide things, Matsu divided the things into six parts, she kept one for herself, and the remaining five parts were not much different in weight, but they were uneven in quality, without exception, Su Yang and Ma Mu had the worst things, only sour and bitter fruits and tubers, no jerky.

But Su Yang clearly remembered that the biggest and sweetest fruits were all picked by Ma Mu, but after handing over the harvest, he couldn't divide it.

"Okay, let's go back, tomorrow when the fighters come back, I have something important to announce." Matsu said lightly, but the words were unquestionable.

What the old man said was not so literate, it was translated and understood by Su Yang himself, but he couldn't guess what could happen? But Ma Mu on the side looked worried, and her eyes were extremely complicated when she looked at him.

"Could it be that what Ming'er said has something to do with me?" Su Yang shook the pigskin on his waist, he really couldn't figure it out. But his mind is now thinking about how to eat well, but he is also a modern person, at least he can easily suppress primitive people in terms of IQ!

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