Yu Lao finished the rice in the bowl in two bites, lowered his head and said that he was going to guard the cell tonight, and hurried out of the house without waiting for his wife to respond. The woman, who was still munching on the rice, looked up strangely, and saw that her husband was no longer visible, except for the clanging of the door closing. At first glance, this woman's melon seed face is green and white, and her lotus root arms look thin and fair, and she can't have the temperament of a tigress at all, and she doesn't know why Yu Lao Er, who has a rough face and a short temper in prison, is so afraid, so she can only say that the brine points tofu - one thing to one thing.

It was the end of the hour when Yu Lao Er returned to the prison in the night, and the jailer on duty had already drunk the yellow soup and staggered. He walked over and kicked everyone so hard that the men rubbed their butts and opened their drunken eyes. When a few jailers saw that it was the head who had gone and returned, they immediately woke up most of the time, but they still said with a hippie smile: "Yu Tou'er, why did you come back today?" Could it be that he was reluctant to let a few rough men from his brothers, and deliberately threw away his sister-in-law to accompany us? The rest of the people also laughed when they heard this, and made a mess. Yu Lao Er was already immune to this kind of ridicule, but said with some unhappiness: "Don't mention it!" This stinky girl dared to show her face to Lao Tzu, so I slapped her twice to make her have a long memory. Listening to the girls crying and upset, I thought about coming back to drink some wine with the brothers and have fun. "Yu Tou'er is mighty! This, you should clean up well, otherwise you will kick your nose in the face. A few days ago, my little brother and I went home, and the girl didn't cook because of trivial things, and it stopped after a few slaps. "It's just ......" Yu Lao Er could only smile bitterly when he heard it, and at the same time he was still wondering if several other people were also boasting like himself.

And so it went on for another hour, and the jailers began to fall asleep again after chatting and farting. Yu Lao Er was worried about things, but he didn't feel sleepy, but he still pretended to lie on the table full of wine and food like everyone else. The night was getting deeper and deeper, but Yu Laoer's heart was beating faster and faster, as if something terrifying was looming over him. There was a pair of eyes staring at the trees not far from the prison.

At this time, the cell door was suddenly knocked hard, and Yu Lao Er hurriedly forced himself to calm down and "sleep" more deeply. The cell door was still slamming hard, and even the locks and chains that were attached to it rattled with it. A light-sleeping jailer opened his eyes and yelled loudly outside, "What turtle grandson doesn't sleep in the middle of the night to disturb grandpa?" Is it impatient to live? Then he walked over with a waist knife, and then there was a few hard slaps in the face. Second master, you look at the little dog who is blind, and tomorrow I will pick it up for you to step on. "I can't afford to provoke you, so you might as well keep it for yourself." Don't talk nonsense, open the door quickly, you have something to do. "Second master, wait a minute, the little one will go to Yu Tou'er to get the key."

The jailer hurriedly walked over, shook Yu Laoer's shoulders and shouted, "Boss, wake up!" The county commander's henchman came, saying that he had something to do. Get up and open the door! ”

Yu Lao Er woke up from his sleep and said in a daze: "Little Liuzi, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night and die?" Believe it or not, I'll beat you! ”

The jailer who was called Xiao Liuzi cried and said with a sad face: "Yu Tou'er, are you my father?" Go open the door! The henchman of the county commander is here, and he has something to order. ”

Yu Lao Er pretended to be surprised and said, "What! Does the county commander have something to order? Why can't you even say a sentence clearly? Turn around and pull out your tongue and straighten it. After saying that, he hurried over to open the door, and then led the way with his waist hunched in front. He saw that the other party wanted to say but didn't want to say, and with a wave of his hand, he asked the other jailers to hide away. "Second master, you have something to command directly. The small ones will definitely make you beautiful. ”

Jia Ding took Qiao for a moment before he said slowly: "The Tian family father and son don't need to see the sun tomorrow. ”

After Yu Lao Er was warned by Han Pingsan, he was already prepared in his heart, but he was still surprised on his face, and said with some embarrassment: "Second master, it's not that you don't do things. This Tian family father and son are the main culprits in the forbidden case, if they die accidentally, the little ones can't afford to bear the crime! ”

As soon as the family heard Yu Laoer's resignation, he became angry, pointed at the other party's nose and scolded: "Why, you dog even dare to disobey the orders of the county commander?" ”

Yu Lao Er was scolding his mother in his heart, but he was still smiling with him. "Second master, the little one will definitely not dare to disobey the order of the county commander, just this, well, see if you can write a note to the little one, so that if the adult forgets to ask in the future, the little one will be on a bad deal."

The family was so confused that he didn't take a cell boss in prison seriously. He only wanted to complete the master's task, and he didn't want to have more rights and wrongs, so he directly picked up the pen and wrote a note in his own name.

When Yu Lao Er saw the strip in his hand, he stuffed it directly into his arms, and said with a smile: "Second master, rest assured!" There is a saying in our place: Whoever the king of Hades calls the third watch to die, no one can live to the fifth watch. You can stay here for a while, and you can go and see the corpse later. ”

When the family heard him say this, they felt a little more comfortable, but they still decided to watch the jailer send the Tian family father and son on the road.

Yu Lao Er beckoned four strong henchmen and jailers to follow behind with two belts. He whispered to his family about the way to kill the Tian family's father and son, and walked towards the innermost cell. Seeing that the Tian family's father and son were sleeping in the cell, Yu Lao Er asked the family to stand outside, opened the cell door and led the four jailers in.

The father and son of the Tian family noticed that someone had opened the door and entered the cell, and when they opened their eyes and saw several fierce and vicious jailers, they knew that their lives were going to die today, and they all struggled desperately. The four jailers knelt on the ground according to the Tian family's father and son, gagged their mouths, and tied their belts around their necks. Jia Ding nodded at Yu Lao Er, and Yu Lao Er nodded lightly twice at the jailer with a slightly different magnitude. After seeing this, the jailer began to tighten his belt vigorously, and the Tian family father and son kept kicking their legs, holding the belt around their necks with both hands, and then their faces began to turn purple, their eyes bulged out, and finally their mouths opened wide, their tongues stuck out, and they were completely out of breath.

Jia Ding walked over and tried the snort of the Tian family's father and son, nodded with satisfaction and left. Yu Lao Er wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, ordered several jailers to "take care of it", and then walked out with the family. He smiled with a smile on his face, "Second master, don't worry!" The little one will let them dress up the corpses of the Tian family's father and son as hanging, and then report to commit suicide in fear of crime, and there will definitely be no problem. ”

"Hmmm! I haven't been here tonight. The family flicked his sleeves and walked away.

"Yes, yes, the little ones drank a few mouthfuls of yellow soup at night and fell asleep. The father and son of the Tian family took advantage of our lack of attention and actually hanged themselves, which is really hateful. You always go slowly! When the family was far away, Yu Lao Er spat and returned to the wine table, picked up the black glazed porcelain bowl and poured a sip of wine fiercely, muttering in a low voice, "In a few days, you will know what an iron-clad jailer is and a flowing water official." ”