Chapter 01117 is a chapter that does not play cards according to the common sense of four words

In the end, Chen Yan couldn't help it, and whispered to the child:

"Little friend! … If you don't eat, just say it! ~ Brother has a few stops to get off the train! ”

“……”

The woman and Li Xian were instantly petrified.

Then the latter reacted, turned around and backhanded him a violent shudder.

"It's your business to breastfeed! … Don't be foolish!! ”

"It's... Be! Captain! … I'm sorry! I also want to nurse my child......"

Chen Yan's last sentence was said to the woman next to him.

"Shut up!" Li Xian felt like he was drunk! How can there be such stupid teammates? Don't you see people's faces turning blue?!

"Yes! Yes..."

Chen Yan said cautiously, it seems that he is too happy, and the words he says are so frivolous...

The next few stops were made under the resentful gaze of the young mother.

"Ahem! …”

After Chen Yan got out of the car, he coughed awkwardly.

"You're coughing ass! Fortunately, there was no one in the car at the time, otherwise you would have been blamed by everyone! ”

"Uh... The boss is angry! Calm your anger! You see... Didn't she give me a postcard when I got out of the car! ”

After speaking, Chen Yan took out a postcard of Ren Thin Insurance.

Of course, Li Xian didn't understand what this meant.

"Aren't you talking nonsense?! She gave you a postcard so that you could atone for your sins! Go get some insurance! What if you fall into a pit in the ground one day?! There is also insurance for your grandfather's pension! ”

"Yes! Yes..."Chen Yan said with a grin.

I was unhappy when I thought of Chen Yan's destructive superpowers that day, as a mecha warrior and a man as good as me, he didn't have an excellent superpower!

On the contrary, God handed over this superpower against the sky to a fool and imposing Yan!

It's not fair! MY PIG'S FEET BUFF MURMUR?!

Rather!

Thinking of this, Li Xian balanced a little in his heart, aren't the members of the Burning Eagle Team also without superpowers? What's more, Chen Yan's superpowers are not practical at all! It's completely used for destruction!

What should I do if I stun my teammates to death on the battlefield? If you have this superpower, when your father goes to the battlefield together, wouldn't this really be a cheat?

"Anyway, dad has wood and superpowers? He shouldn't have an old man! Otherwise, how could I have been with him for so many years and never saw him once? …”

——

Li Xian definitely hasn't seen it, because his father's superpowers are against the sky, not much worse than his mother.

……

The bus cannot be parked in front of the school, so after getting off the bus, you need to walk a little bit to get in.

The road outside is a newly built asphalt road, and there are few people and cars.

A figure swayed in front of him, and he was not a serious person at first glance.

Li Xian seemed to see a familiar 'vicissitudes' figure, and he walked towards him, with a charming and charming posture without losing his domineering and pride from his heart.

When he recognized himself, he calmly walked to a place five meters away from him.

That moment!

I saw that his originally straight waist pole suddenly twisted out of thin air! The wizened arms and tattered corners of the clothes waved fiercely! The head tilted unnaturally in the wind, the crutches were thrown aside without face, and then the perfect landing position, the sound of pia, and the constant and magically lingering moaning 'Ouch hey!' ~’

He fell to the ground.

This posture and the movement of the bright! It's perfect! If Li Xian didn't know him! This world-famous spicy-eyed king almost had the idea of 'this is what I touched'...... I really believe it!

I don't know how many years he's been practicing! It must be an experienced old man!

Hey! When I walked in, wasn't this the old man I saw at the gate of the community that day? Then in the big bank, which one is crazy to call 'Balala Little Demon Fairy Transformation'! Embarrassing man?! It's really a spicy-eyed king?!

He's here to touch porcelain!

took Chen Yan to avoid him quietly, and then walked quickly into the distance, I really didn't want to talk much with the porcelain master, otherwise I would be dragged into the water, and when the time came, someone would watch, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn't wash it!

There was the groan of the spicy-eyed king and the embarrassed man from behind:

"Oops!! ~If you knock me down, I want to run??! No way!! ”

The old man continued: "Don't pretend! With my ten years of professional experience! I know you're a tyrant! Stop struggling! Syllable! Take the money! Take the money and release the people! Destroy the wealth and eliminate the disaster! ”

Seeing that Li Xian didn't take the money, okay, he began to shout and moan, attracting a group of passers-by to watch, but they all looked at it twice and left, and they still watched it without knowing the truth.

The old embarrassed man is still lying on the ground! Nima has a lot of experience in touching porcelain!

Chen Yan may be relatively simple, he said to the old man:

"Uncle, let's not take slander! There's a camera here! ”

Embarrassing chivalry:

"I saw it earlier, no! Lie to me less! ”

Chen Yan scolded: "You dare to be so rampant without monitoring!" ”

He went up and kicked him twice, then turned and ran.

“……”

Well, I thought that Chen Yan was so simple or something, it was all fake!

The old man was kicked twice for not getting the money, and he was suddenly so angry that he thought: Hmph! Since I can't fool you! Then I'll blind you! Look ahead! ~

Suddenly bounced up, and the groove was still a standard carp! Does he often square dance?! I don't know where the power came from.

Then the embarrassed man yelled loudly, and made an embarrassing move:

"Oh yes! ~Let me honey you!! ~~ The power of honey! ~…”

"Gross! ……”

Li Xian and Chen Yan looked back at the bewitching posture, and almost vomited, their stomachs were turbulent, and their stomachs were tumbling and twisting together! I can't even stand my stomach! Forget it about young people, it's still an old man who reads such coquettish words! Strike such a bewitching pose!!

This...... This TM is too spicy for the eyes!!

It's really honey if you don't agree with each other!

The embarrassing man is simply saying, "Let me blind you and embarrass you!" Quack! ~Who told you to meet the embarrassing man?! ”

The embarrassed old man didn't plan to let him go, so he took out the magic wand out of nowhere, and the evil posture swung again, and he said sharply:

"Let me do it...... Uh(⊙o⊙)......"

Vomit! …… Yes!! My eyes!!

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yan foamed at the mouth, tightly pinched the hundred-yuan bill in his palm, crawled over in pain, and then handed it to the embarrassed man in a daze......

"Ask for ...... Please! Don't honey me! I'm going to be embarrassed to death!! ”

"Uh...... All right! Good bye! ”

When I saw the money, I quickly put it in my pocket and slipped into my pocket......

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"Run faster than turnips! This...... Is this really an old man's body?! …… Refresh my three views! ”

Li Xian was surprised, and then he was speechless, in order to touch porcelain, the embarrassed man practiced his body very well!

“……”

Chen Yan finally came to school with Li Xian's support.

"Hey! Young people now! If you are spicy, you can't stand it! ……”

Fortunately...... In the past, Daxuan had baptized his eyes in the team... Then... The muscular guy was waving his orchid fingers, and he screamed in a shrill and nasty voice, and the action posture was bewitching.

I must have deliberately spicted my eyes!

If he hadn't beaten him with a blue nose and swollen face in the end, he would have continued to spicy his eyes!

The first time I saw him like this, I covered my mouth and rushed into the toilet and vomited all the food the day before yesterday!