Cao Di's waist is surrounded by a circle of paper shells, on which are written six big characters: Donkey of Genius - Cao Di;

Huo Xiaogang's waist is surrounded by a circle of paper shells, on which are written seven types: The Genius of Donkeys - Huo Xiaogang;

Jiang Yang's waist is not surrounded by a paper shell, but A4 paper patchwork, and six big characters are also written on it: Genius Donkey - Jiang Yang.

They were hung on the seventh floor with ropes tied around their waists, swaying in the wind.

At first, they were full of fear, but after hanging for a long time, they got used to it.

At half past five in the morning, the sky is bright, and people have already begun to get up, and in another half an hour, the wake-up call will sound, and then hundreds of people in the school will start to go out for morning exercises.

When it was time to go out for morning exercises, everyone would see the three of them embarrassed.

"Brother Zhan?" Cao Di raised his head and whispered to Xiao Zhan, who was sitting on the roof of the building, "The nightlife is over, it's time to let us go back." In the future, you will be the boss of 301, and we will all listen to you. Xiaogang, Xiaoyang, are you right? ”

"Yes, yes, you will be the boss of our 301 from now on."

“……”

The three guys were completely soft, they didn't want to lose face in front of so many people, even if they were beaten a few times, it was better than being seen by their classmates and comrades-in-arms as they were now.

"Yes, the nightlife is over...... Xiao Zhan looked at the sky, nodded and said: "But a new day is coming again, we have to embrace a new day with hope and soak up the vitality brought to us by the sun." Although I'm not a genius, and I'm a rough person, it doesn't prevent me from watching the sunrise with you, right? ”

The three guys were about to cry, they had been played by Xiao Zhan all night, and they were really scared in their hearts.

"Brother Zhan, you don't have to accompany us to watch the sunrise, we ......"

"Huh? Do you look down on me? Xiao Zhan frowned heavily, but said helplessly: "Yes, you are geniuses, how can I accompany you to watch the sunrise." Well, then see for yourself, I'll go back to sleep. ”

Xiao Zhan was about to leave.

"Don't don't, Brother Zhan, don't go, let's watch the sunrise together!"

"You're the boss of 301, a genius among geniuses."

"Yes, yes, you are a genius, what kind of genius are we? It's bullshit compared to you! ”

The three guys screamed like ants on a hot pot, because if they didn't hurry up, they would all leak.

Although they block key parts, if you look up from the bottom at 90 degrees, you can see their birds huddled together.

"I'm a genius? Are you bullshit? Xiao Zhan asked.

"Yes, yes, we're bullshit, we're bullshit." Jiang Yang nodded again and again.

"I'm sorry, I didn't watch the sunrise with bullshit today." Xiao Zhan waved his hand quite chicly: "I'm going to sleep, you guys take a good look." A new day, a new hope, a new starting point, embrace tomorrow, let me fall to death. ”

"Brother Zhan-" Cao Di craned his neck and let out a broken scream: "What do you have to do to let us go?" Please, stop playing with us, please...... We don't dare anymore, we don't dare anymore! ”

"I don't dare, I don't dare......"

“……”

Xiao Zhan is not the kind of cold-blooded person, these three guys have started to beg for mercy, and he doesn't want to continue to be embarrassed.

"Well, if you read a poem out loud ten times, I'll let you go, how about it?" Xiao Zhan said.

"Good good ......"

A few guys hurriedly agreed to come down.

"Read it out loud together, I'll read a sentence, you will follow it-" Xiao Zhan put his hands behind his back: "Dark Plum Whispering Flower-read!" ”

"Dark Plum Whispering Flower!"

"Lying on the branch and hating the bottom - read!"

"Lying on the branch and hating the bottom!"

"Lying like water in the distance—read!"

"Lying like water in the distance!"

"Easy to pass through the spring green - read!"

"Easy to pass through the spring green!"

“……”

After reading it, several guys knew that this was "Wo Chun".

"Okay, now start reading the remaining nine times in plain language." Xiao Zhan said.

"Huh?!"

The faces of the three guys changed suddenly, of course they knew the popular reading of this poem.

"Having trouble? Ten minutes until six o'clock. Xiao Zhan looked down at the five fifty-nine minutes displayed on his watch, and said to them: "Ten minutes later, it's six o'clock, if you don't want others to see what you look like now, then use the last ten minutes to read it in a popular way." ”

Cao Di gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and began to read.

"I have no culture (dark plum and ghostly flowers), I have a very low IQ (lying on the branch and hating the bottom), you want to ask me who I am (lying like water in the distance), a big stupid donkey (easy to pass through the spring green). I am a donkey (the shore is green), I am a donkey (the shore is green)...... I'm a super stupid donkey with no culture (the shore is like a plum and a ghostly flower, a nest of flowers, a nest of Jida Dailu) ......"

Wo Chun, popular version.

When the wake-up call sounded, the whole school began to get up and start a new day of training and study, which suddenly became boiling.

"Wake up?" Cao Di's eyes widened.

"Damn, there are seven times left, hurry up and read it, and I'll pull you up when I'm done." Xiao Zhan said hurriedly: "I have an advantage as a person, and I will never regret what I say." If the school leaders see you like this, I will be unlucky. Hurry up and read it, after reading the last seven times, let's hurry back to the dormitory, otherwise it doesn't matter if I'm unlucky, you will be embarrassed.

Forgive me, my advantage is obsessive-compulsive, and I will definitely not take back what I say, and if I take it back, I must feel uncomfortable, and I have to find another time to do it again. ”

"Don't come again, why are you two stunned? Hurry up and read it aloud! ”

The three guys clenched their fists and closed their eyes, and recited the last seven times aloud.

"I'm uneducated, I have a very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey. I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey...... I'm a super stupid donkey with no culture...... I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey...... I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey...... I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey......"

The three guys listened to the movement of the school, they were really anxious, and when they read quickly, their voices naturally became louder.

As soon as the students in the dormitory building got up, they heard someone constantly saying that they were a donkey, and looked at the place where the voice came from in curiosity: Damn, it's so hi, right?!

Downstairs, there were already students who began to line up, and they clearly saw where Cao Di's three guys were hanging, and kept saying that they were donkeys, and there were paper shells wrapped around their waists, which were clearly written.

"Hahahaha......"

"Oops, I'm laughing to death, genius."

"Really good at playing!"

"Hey, the kid in the middle is so small."

"Really? Let me see! ”

……

Cao Di and the three of them completely collapsed, and when they were pulled up by Xiao Zhan, they all showed a collapse of sluggishness, they lost their adults, and they couldn't stay in this school anymore.

But Xiao Zhan didn't care about that, he went back to the dormitory and fell asleep until Lei Bing woke him up.

"Get me up, Huo Xiaogang is committing suicide, get up for me!"

Suicide?

Xiao Zhan rubbed his eyes, shook his head and said, "Don't make trouble, whoever commits suicide will not commit suicide." ”

"Get up for me, I'm really killing myself!"

In desperation, Xiao Zhan yawned and followed Lei Bing up and rushed to the scene.

……

PS: Xiaoqi is here to wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival~~