Simao came out of the private room and saw Chun Niang sitting at the counter, pulling the abacus beads to settle the account, so he walked over with a smile: "Sister Chun Niang, are you busy?" ”

Chunniang didn't even raise her head: "There is something to say, there is a fart." ”

"Yes, even if I'm bored, I wanted to tell my sister a story, and give my sister a relief, but since you don't want to hear it, I didn't say it, so I'm busy ...... first" Although Chun Niang didn't have a good face, Simao was not annoyed, but she still turned around with a smile and wanted to leave.

"Slow ....." Chunniang suddenly raised her head, with a smile on her pretty face: "Anyway, sister, I'm idle, I'll listen to you, and I'll give you a pot of tea to drink." ”

"Sister really wants to listen?" Simao stopped, and instead sold Guanzi.

"If you want to talk about it, you can talk about it, and if you don't talk about it, you can get out." Chunniang's apricot eyes were wide open, and her willow eyebrows were upside down.

"Yes, sister, don't worry, I'll talk about it." As he spoke, Simao leaned on the counter, thought for a moment, and changed his expression of calm and calm: "........What did you say before?"

Chunniang put down the pen in her hand and waited for Simao's next in a daze. Simao suddenly made a big turn and said, "It's good to add another basket of steamed buns, okay?" ”

"You're a skull-chopping person, and your stomach is bad." Chunniang was fooled, reached out and twisted the soft flesh on Simao's arm, with a smile in her eyes, but she gritted her teeth when she spoke: "I'll chop you and chop it into steamed buns......."

Simao grinned and shouted in pain: "Speak, speak, speak, I'll talk if you let go." ”

Chunniang pinched it hard before letting go of her hand.

Simao inhaled the cool air and rubbed his arms: "My sister is so heavy, you pinch, I forgot the rest of the story." ”

Chun Niang was about to make a move again, but Simao hurriedly turned sideways: "I remembered, I remembered." Chun Niang didn't continue to do it.

After pretending to think for a while, Simao continued: "Speaking of the past, there was a pair of scholars who went to Beijing to participate in the Spring Festival, one was named Zhang San and the other was Li Si. Because I was in a hurry, I missed the post house and the inn, and it happened to be raining heavily, so I could only find a place to hide from the rain, it was originally a wilderness, the weather in early spring was still cold, and I saw that I was going to be drenched in the soup chicken, I didn't think about it, I really found a small temple, there was only an old monk, the old monk saw that it was two scholars, so he took them in for a night, so that the two ignorant scholars knew each other, they were all scholars who were rushing to take the exam, and the words were also speculative, and they soon became acquainted. ”

"Is it the story that the old monk told the hexagram to these two sons, and the results of these two moves were guessed by the old monk later?" Chunniang couldn't help but interject and asked.

"You've listened to Wang Laodao's nonsense too much, haven't you? Brainwashed out? Besides, how can there be a reason for monks to tell hexagrams? Monks never count hexagrams, only Taoist priests and goddesses and gods and men count hexagrams, cut, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand. ”

Chunniang had just been brought into the story, and she was anxious to hear the following, so she was robbed of this meal, and unexpectedly did not make up for it, but held back her silence, took out a fruit plate from the counter, and put it on the counter with newly fried melon seeds that still exuded aroma, put them on the counter, motioned to invite Simao to eat, and then grabbed a handful of them herself, while knocking on the melon seeds, while looking at Simu and waiting to listen to the following.

Simao couldn't help but be secretly proud, and said in his heart: "I heard that Chun Niang is a bookworm, no books, no books, no books, no books, no listens, it seems that this is really the case." ”

He cleared his throat, twisted a melon seed and threw it into his mouth, and said slowly while knocking: "These two scholars chatted and chatted, and before they knew it, they talked about the palm lamp, and the night was late, but the problem came, there are two beds in the small temple, one for the host, and one for two people?" What's more, there is only one bed. So, Zhang San said to Li Si, Brother Li, although we met in Pingshui, we hit it off at first sight, why don't we follow the example of the ancients, come to the same bed and lie down, and sleep on our feet? Li Si said, yes, yes, I'm asking for it. So, this pair of friends slept on the same bed, covered with the same quilt. ”

"A pair of friends? What does a pair of friends mean? Chun Niang was stunned for a moment and suddenly asked.

"What pair of friends?" Simao was also stunned.

"What did you just say, a pair of friends, what do you mean?" Chun Niang got to the bottom of it.

"Did I say that? Didn't I say that? ”

"I obviously heard you talk about a pair of friends, and you heard it really true."

Simao scratched his head, and couldn't help muttering secretly in his heart: "What's wrong?" Why have these strange thoughts and strange words popped up more and more recently, don't you fall for some evil, right? Could it be that he walked around with Wang Laodao too often, and he was a little chattering by him? ”

Looking at Simao's confused expression, Chunniang pushed him and woke Simao up from his reverie: "You go on?" ”

Simao shook his head, drove away the confusion, and then changed his tone and continued to gossip: "These two people, just continue to chat on the bed, and when the conversation was speculative, Zhang San suddenly couldn't help it, and sneezed a big sneeze, and it was against the sky, good guy, the spitting stars are like rain, and they fall on Li Si's face, and they can't hide." This Li Si is honest, embarrassed to say anything, so he can only wipe things up by himself. But this Zhang San, how to say it, as we often say when we scold people, is a narrow ghost, seeing that Li Si was sprayed with saliva on his face, which made Li Si suffer a dumb loss, and he was unspeakably proud in his heart. deliberately held back a smile to make amends. ”

"This Zhang San is not a kind person, bullying Li Si to be honest." Chunniang is obviously a character who can enter the play, and when she heard this, she couldn't help but feel sorry for Li Si.

"Who's to say it isn't? This night, Zhang San sneezed several times in a row, each time he sprayed Li Si's face full of spittle, and then turned his head to make amends, this Li Siwan was so helpless, he had to say to Zhang San, Brother Zhang, otherwise, next time we want to sneeze, tell each other in advance, make a gesture or say: I want to ...... Let the other party be prepared, do you think this will work? Zhang Sanyi heard it and agreed. ”

"What is this three uncertain and holding back?" Chunniang couldn't help but interject again.

Simao continued: "After the two of them agreed on this rule, they continued to chat, chatting and chatting, but this time it was not Zhang San, but Li Si suddenly raised his hand and said loudly, I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight....... sister, guess what's next?" Speaking of this, Simao paused slightly and sold a pass.

"What else can I do, Li Si is an honest man, if I don't tell Zhang San, I will take revenge." Chun Niang said hatefully.

Simao shook his head: "Sister, you guessed wrong, that Zhang Sanyi shrank into the quilt, but Li Si didn't sneeze, but fart......."

Chun Niang's wonderful eyes widened, paused for a moment, and then "Gege" laughed out loud, rubbing her stomach, while pointing at Simao and said: "I think you are....it is Li Si, worse than ..... than that Zhang San........"