Chapter 465 Don't be in a hurry
"Uh, uh...... My head hurts! ”
When Lu Ren woke up in a daze and grogginess, he only felt top-heavy and weak. Needless to say, just by the smell of alcohol emanating from his body and the smell of alcohol permeating the tent, Lu Ren knew that he was drinking too much. After thinking about it for a while, Lu Ren couldn't help but scold: "I'll just rely on it...... I don't know how strong my wine is, so why do I pour so much myself? Sick? No, no, you have to get up quickly and get some cold water to wash your face. ”
As soon as he wanted to move, Lu Ren noticed that there was still a person lying on his chest. Subconsciously looked at it, and saw that it was a naked maid with a good posture sleeping on her body. was stunned for a moment and thought about it again, and then remembered that when he seemed to be in a drowsy, Guo Jia called a maid to serve him. And after hearing that he had caught Yuan Shang and poured a lot of wine, his emotions were a little out of control, so he picked up this maid and vented it frantically......
"I'm strangling! I'm a typical drunken promiscuity! ”
As soon as he thought of this, Lu Ren felt a faint soreness in his legs, waist, and a certain part. Looking at the obviously tired sleeping appearance of the maid on her body, I thought that I was a little crazy at that time. Seriously, Lu Ren doesn't remember how long it has been since he touched a woman, and he vented frantically under the emotional control, and the maid who looks a little young at this age will be a little unbearable.
Lu Ren's movement, the maid also woke up. Seeing that Lu Ren was looking at herself, the maid smiled at Lu Ren and said, "Lu Ren has woken up." And allow the slave and maid to wait for the servant to shoot up and change clothes. ”
This maid didn't know that she might be better off if she didn't give Lu Ren a cute smile, but this smile made Lu Ren's heart suddenly lose any psychological burden. Looking at Lu Ren again, he answered vaguely and was about to sit up. At the tent door, Zhao Yu poked his head out and asked Lu Ren, "Sir, are you awake?" ”
Lu Ren answered, and saw that Zhao Yu's face was full of displeasure, which made Lu Ren feel a little crying and laughing. And Zhao Yu caught a glimpse that Lu Ren and the maid were still naked, and he also retracted his head in amusement.
Hurriedly got up and wiped his face with his clothes and indiscriminately, Lu Ren looked at the maid standing beside him with his head bowed. After thinking about it for a while, he took out some gold and jade and handed it to the maid. The maid was overjoyed when she saw this, and left Lu Ren's tent with a thousand thanks. Seeing this maid like this, Lu Ren no longer had any psychological burden, and walked out of the tent after getting dressed.
"Mr. ......"
Zhao Yu's face was indeed a little unpleasant, and even this "sir" was a little dissatisfied with the sound. Lu Ren smiled at Zhao Yu slightly embarrassed, then looked at the already dark sky, and asked, "What time is it?" ”
Zhao Yu also looked at Tiandao: "Probably Shen Shizhong, right?" I can't drink enough, and when I came back, I barely accompanied Mr. You and Guo Sai Liquor drank some wine, and then I was groggy and fell asleep as soon as I returned to the account. So I just woke up. ”
Lu Ren let out an "oh", raised his eyes and looked around the camp, and saw that there was curling smoke everywhere in the camp, and the soldiers were also walking back and forth, obviously preparing for a large-scale dinner...... It was a dinner party and not a dinner. After mixing for so long, Lu Ren could see the difference between dinner and dinner at a glance. After being stunned for a moment, Lu Ren said dumbly: "Won't it?" Zhao Yu came back near noon in the morning, and I was drunk until this time? Look at it like this. Cao Cao and they are all back...... Yuan Shang, what about Yuan Shang? ”
When I think of the enemy's affairs. Lu Ren's heart suddenly sank, nodded to Zhao Yu and was about to run to the main account of the Chinese army to find Cao Cao and them to ask about the situation, but at this time, Guo Jia's laughing voice had already floated over: "Brother Yihaoxian, Miss Xiaoyu, are you sober?" Brother Yi Haoxian, how did you sleep this night? ”
Lu Ren remembered about the maid. immediately glared at Guo Jia viciously, and without saying a word, he punched Guo Jia's lower abdomen and scolded: "You bastard! You arranged for that maid, right? ”
Guo Jia pretended to be in pain and bent down, pointed at Lu Ren and scolded: "What kind of humanity are you? I kindly called a beautiful maid to serve you, and you still do this to me? ”
The words are not finished. Zhao Yu had already deceived Guo Jia's back, and when he raised his hand, he clasped Guo Jia's arm, and said with a cold face and a cold tone: "Guo Sacrifice Wine, Mr. Xiaoyudai thank you for your 'kindness'......"
Zhao Yu's hand strength is not small, and with only a slight force, Guo Jia begged for mercy in pain: "Hey, hey, let go!" It's going to break! ”
After Lu Ren motioned for Zhao Yu to let go, Guo Jia rubbed his shoulder socket and came to Lu Ren's side and said, "I said you two ......"
Lu Ren snorted: "It's okay, I don't have to talk to you so much." Talking about serious things, what about Yuan Shang? Where are they kept? ”
Guo Jia lowered his head and rubbed his shoulder socket and said, "What's the hurry?" Yuan Shang was tied up in a ball and thrown in the prison at this moment, are you still afraid that he will run away? You two are both sober now, aren't you? It just so happens that the big tent of the Chinese army, the lord asked me to summon you to the celebration banquet! ”
"Drink again!?"
Guo Jia glanced at Lu Ren: "What do you mean by drinking again?" You got drunk at the beginning because you were too happy for a while, I didn't dare to drink too much, you yourself fell down first, so you were just drunk, and now this celebration banquet is a real drunk banquet. ”
Lu Ren said: "But I want to ......"
Guo Jia glanced at Lu Ren again: "I said that I can't run away, are you in a hurry?" You want to give him a knife in a hurry, and the lord also wants to sacrifice him to the flag, anyway, that kid is dead. Okay, okay, you two are going to the banquet with me now, if you don't go to this banquet, won't you save the face of everyone in the army? ”
Lu Ren was still a little hesitant, but Zhao Yu, who was the first emperor, thought about it and stepped forward to persuade: "Sir, Guo Xianjiu is right. Anyway, this Yuan Shang has already been captured, and it is impossible to escape, sir, why are you in a hurry? If Mr. is like brushing away the face of Cao Gong and the generals, I am afraid that it will be a little unreasonable to be reasonable. ”
Lu Ren took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the eagerness in his heart, and nodded lightly: "You are right, I don't need to be in a hurry at all. Said so, but Lu Ren's teeth were already clenching.
Guo Jia patted Lu Ren on the shoulder: "That's it!" Let's go, come with me to the feast, it's not good to go too late. Miss Xiaoyu, don't stand stupidly, the lord specially told you to go to the banquet together. ”
Zhao Yu was surprised, pointed to the bridge of his nose and said, "I'm going too?" I'm a woman at a banquet, isn't it? ”
Guo Jia laughed and said: "You have made a lot of contributions to finding out the military situation of Wuchao." Although you are a woman, the whole army admires you very much. This feast is a feast of celebration, so how can you not attend? ”
"Oh, oh......"
Zhao Yu nodded suddenly. Although Zhao Yu was stunned at this moment, he still felt a little complacent and proud in his heart. To be honest, with the kind of humanistic background at that time, Zhao Yu's situation is almost unique. In other words, Zhao Yu's face was exposed this time.
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The feast, the absolute feast.
For such a long time, Cao Ying has always been forced by Yuan Jun and is so nervous. Even if Cao Cao occasionally summoned everyone for a small banquet, he didn't dare to put any wine on the table, so that he really choked a lot of people with good wine in the whole army. Now that the Yuan army has been defeated, even Yuan Shao has fled back to Yecheng...... In addition, it is said that when Yuan Shao fled alone, he didn't know who shot an arrow.
The war has become such that this drinking ring can finally no longer be banned, so at the wine banquet, almost everyone is drinking and laughing.
Although Lu Ren and many generals and strategists in the army do not have any deep friendship, they have always had a good relationship with each other under Lu Ren's intention. In the battle of Guandu, Lu Ren can be said to have made great contributions several times in a row, plus some of these people are pretending to be crazy with wine, and they are coming over one after another, Lu Ren is really a little unbearable.
Others salute with wine glasses, you have to drink if you want to drink or not, otherwise you won't give others face. Not to mention those messy generals, even Cao Cao kept persuading and respecting Lu Ren, and Lu Ren was almost constantly pouring it into his stomach.
It's not just Lu Ren, even Zhao Yu has been poured a lot...... Generally speaking, in the banquet, the girls who are easier to become the focus of the banquet are often the targets of everyone's concentrated "attack", and at this moment, Zhao Yu has the military exploits that all the generals are blushing about, and she is the woman who Cao Cao specially gave the seat, so she is indeed qualified to become the focus of the banquet.
A group of big men, whether they really admire Zhao Yu, or they are pure and just have a good time, and they also toast Zhao Yu constantly. caught up with Zhao Yu and is a relatively strong girl, and she may be a little tight at the beginning. But after a few glasses of belly, after the wine was a little up, there was also a little bit of drunkenness. It doesn't matter who you come from, the wine is dry. This may make people frown at it in normal times, but on an occasion like this, it will only make the generals praise her as a "heroine among women".
Without further ado, I just said that when the banquet was only halfway through, Zhao Yu was helped back by Cao Cao's maids. Lu Ren was drunk for seven or eight points because of his large amount of wine and good mood, and at the end of the feast, he was only seven or eight points drunk.
By the end of the banquet, except for a few generals who didn't usually drink much, basically everyone went home drunk. But Cao Cao and Guo Jia were not drunk. Seeing that the people had dispersed, Cao Cao looked at Guo Jia who walked to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Fengxiao, what does Yihao mean?" ”
Guo Jia hadn't drunk much wine at the banquet before, and his mind was very sober at this time. Hearing Cao Cao's question, Guo Jia just shook his head lightly and pondered for a long time before saying, "Forgive me for saying it, let's follow the previous plan." (To be continued.) )