There is nothing saddest in the world than when you think that everyone is drunk and I am alone, and a man takes two balls of light cotton, without saying a word, and tells you with bloody facts that you are actually the only one who is drunk, and then you don't want to admit that you are drunk.

"This ......"

"The general came up with such a strange trick, and it is understandable that he was thoughtful, so I will let the quartermaster pick the best cotton for the general."

Hong Ji was stunned, thinking that he would meet a slap in the face, but he didn't expect to meet the touted "Where is the strange?" ”

Cao Cao smiled: "Then the general will be blunt? ”

"But it doesn't hurt to say it."

Others said their plans in an admiring tone, this kind of comfort is incomparable, Cao Cao has naturally experienced this kind of refreshingness, so he doesn't mind touting Hong Ji once" The general used a giant bell to disturb the yellow scarf, and if the yellow turban wanted to sleep peacefully, he could only plug his ears with cotton, which fell into the trap of the general. Within four or five days, when the Yellow Turban Thieves were accustomed to wearing earplugs at night, our army sent a good hand who was well versed in water to assassinate the Yellow Turban sentry, and the Yellow Turban Thieves lost the role of their ears. ”

Cao Cao paused, saw Hong Ji's surprised look, and continued: "When the sentry is dead, our army will build a wooden bridge with lightning speed, and it will be easy to slaughter the sleeping yellow scarves!" ”

"Oh......"

Hong Ji looked at Cao Cao with a smile on his face, and said secretly: "I didn't expect the correct way to open Lao Tzu's script like this, fortunately, it's not too late to know now." If they said before that Lao Tzu just wanted to quarrel, they wouldn't be able to sleep, and it would be a shame if they were forced to go out of the camp to fight. ”

Hong Ji patted Cao Cao's shoulder, "It seems that you really didn't choose to do things for me, come on, I won't treat you badly!" ”

"General Xie!"

The next day, when Hong Ji stood on the shore with a group of men and horses to observe the movement of the Yellow Turbans, he found that the effect of the sonic attack was very good, and several sentry posts in the field of vision were extremely depressed, and even the guards who usually patrol the camp walked a little slower.

Of course, the speed of walking was observed by Cao Cao.

"By the way, Mengde, what did you ask them to say at the top of the bell?"

The sound of the bell was almost the same, and the soldiers shouted, "Kill!" "Something like that"

“……”

Hong Ji was quite speechless, and when he looked at it casually, he saw Yuan Shao, who seemed to have been transparent for a long time.

"Originally, what do you think would be better for the soldiers to shout?"

"This ......"

Hong Ji shook his head with disgust, and a sense of superiority over his rich vocabulary arose.

Climbing up the small high ground built with earth, Hong Ji standing in front of the top of the bell looked around at everyone's eyes, feeling as if he had become an emperor superstar, at this moment he wanted to sing a lot, and suddenly he thought of a soft and cute two-dimensional beauty: Luo Tianyi, and thought of a piece of music that was the best noise: dolphin sound.

"Woohoo whoa...... Yes...... Ahh......h Yes...... Ahh

As the upper limit of the human vocal frequency from ancient times to the present, the beautiful dolphin sound is naturally natural, but the dolphin sound of Hongji and the diffusion of the giant bell are simply inhumane sonic weapons.

When Hong Ji was satisfied, he woke up from his intoxication and found that there was still half a figure in front of him, hiding in a distant place behind him.

"Why are you all hiding so far away?"

"General's strange sound simply breaks through the limits of what humans can tolerate......"

Seeing that Hong Ji's face turned dark, Lu Zhi hurriedly added, "General, look, that sentry couldn't stand it and fell to his death from the high platform." ”

The generals touted one after another, and Hong Ji was overjoyed.

After being happy, Cao Cao was still a little worried: "General, I am afraid that after the enemy army sees the general's ability, he will not dare to hold on anymore, and instead choose to escape from the mountains behind the camp, it will be difficult to chase." ”

Reality is not like a game, you can only march along the planned route to fight, you really can't afford to provoke, run to the mountains, the vast mountains and seas, how to chase?

Lu Zhi said with relief: "Meng De is not worried, the mountain road is rugged and difficult to travel, the baggage is not the same, once the enemy tens of thousands enter the mountain, if it is light and simple, it will be difficult to supply, if you bring grain and grass, the march must be extremely slow." ”

"If Zhang Bao feels that he is uncontrollable, the strong man breaks his wrist, abandons tens of thousands of troops and escapes with Zhang Jiao and a few henchmen......," Cao Cao thought about it and didn't say it after all, and after changing Cao Cao, he felt that he would definitely not hesitate to break the wrist of the strong man, but Zhang Bao didn't feel that he had the courage to do so when the disaster was not coming.

After Hongji taught the soldiers to sing dolphin sounds, the shouting of the giant bell changed to dolphin sounds, day and night.

For a few days, Zhang Bao felt that he was on the verge of collapse.

On this day, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

"What a good weather to kill people and set fires!"

Hong Ji praised and asked, "Meng De, are you all ready?" ”

"A hundred soldiers with good water skills have been found from the army as assassination troops, and the equipment for building wooden bridges is also readily available, and the operation is just about to begin!"

"Good!"

Hong Ji raised the order flag with great ambition, and the soldiers in the front row saw the order flag, and gestured to the general's order to the robe behind him.

At this time, in the yellow scarf handsome account, Zhang Bao's eyes were red and bloodshot, and he was in a daze at Zhang Jiao lying on the bed.

Suddenly, Zhang Jiao's body moved imperceptibly.

Zhang Bao, who was in a trance, was shocked and polished his eyes, for fear that he had seen it wrong just now.

One minute, two minutes...... Ten minutes passed, and Zhang Bao was about to go from hope to despair, when a cough sounded.

Engrossed in watching Zhang Bao capture this subtle action, suddenly his face changed, and he quickly tore his cotton clothes and took out the cotton, kneaded it into a ball, and was about to make a move, when he saw Zhang Jiao, who was waking up slowly, happily forgot to move.

Zhang Jiao was also happy when he saw Zhang Bao on his side, but as soon as he regained his hearing, he felt a sound wave in the air coming like a tide, making people breathless.

Seeing his painful appearance, Zhang Bao quickly plugged his ears with cotton, and saw that he was just a little sluggish, and he did not faint, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's going on?"

Zhang Baoke didn't have the ability to read lips, so he walked not far away and took the silk silk prepared in the army for emergency communication, and wrote out the recent events roughly.

Zhang Jiao finished looking at it, flicked his fingers, and smiled indifferently, "God doesn't want to see the victory of the Han army, the destiny is mine!" ”

Seeing Zhang Jiao's pretending appearance, Zhang Bao couldn't hear it, not to mention how curious he was, and immediately wrote: "What is the eldest brother talking about?" ”

"Command the people to discuss this in the future!"

Although he didn't solve the doubts just now, Zhang Bao still went happily.

When the sky falls, people will realize that it feels good to have giants holding up the sky in the past!