Zhu Junyi was lying on the stone bench, unconsciously recalling the experiences of the past few days, they were all so novel, escaping from death, being arrested as slaves, entering Zhu's house, suffering a lot, being hungry, thirsty, beaten, and smoked by the smell of sweat and urine in the bilge...... People are indeed cheap bones, and the more they have not experienced it, the more fresh they feel. I remember reading a lot of news in my previous life, where so-and-so paid a lot of money to hire someone to beat him, and I just wanted to know what it was like to be beaten; In order to experience a tiger chair and chili water in a scum hole, a certain boss specially hired a murderer to kidnap himself, but he was almost torn up the ticket; All kinds of sadistic wax dropping, hair burning, and piercing are changing the law to shoot SM dramas......

My experience in the past few days is much stronger than those boring brain short-circuits and thinking cramps, and it is much more interesting than the movies and TV series I watched before.

He happened to think of the "Truman's World" made by Paramount Pictures in the United States in 1998, and suddenly his mind was opened: all this can't be some reality show, right?

Cao Maniac is just an actor, since he inexplicably walked into that broken warehouse, in fact, he has been in some unknown large film studio, lying in a metal box, he may have been unknowingly injected with an anesthetic injection, and when he woke up, he was transferred to an indoor island studio like Truman. Just thinking about it, he feels excited, but Zhu Junyi knows very well in his heart that this is impossible, not to mention his suddenly shrunken body, just the incomparably clear memories and emotions in his brain, the sea ships that were burned at sea, and the columns of dead bodies, he knows very well that it is all true, in order to make a movie, he has extraterrestrial consciousness transfer technology? Killing a dozen people will violate the laws of any country on the earth?

Amusing! However, he himself didn't know whether he was really bored or lucky, and he looked around for possible cameras, and the rockery was indeed a pile of real rocks; Well, there is nothing unusual in the flowers; Well, the walls are all solid bricks, and they are all heavy old red bricks......

Zhu Junyi rummaged around and returned to the stone bench to start......

Zhu Dafang hooked the inside of the wall with both hands, but on the outside of the wall, a pair of arms firmly pressed the wall, and the whole person hung on the wall like this.

When Lan Xin was talking to the eldest grandmother, he had already returned, and as soon as he hooked the wall, he saw the eldest grandmother in the eldest brother's room. In this house, Zhu Dafang has a good relationship with the second brother, and he has no good impression of the eldest brother and his wives and concubines, and he has never given a good face, and now when he climbs the wall, he happens to be bumped into by the eldest grandmother, and he may have to be used by the eldest brother as an opportunity to beat himself, the uncle in the third room has a lot of beard, and his temper is not good.

Seeing that the eldest grandmother and a group of people were gone, but the little ones around Lan Xin were left behind, Zhu Dafang couldn't tell what he meant.

It can't be that he found me a long time ago and deliberately left this kid here to catch me, right?

It doesn't look like it.

Whatever! I don't believe this little bastard won't get out.

This little bastard really doesn't fuck off......

Zhu Dafang watched Zhu Junyi go around the rockery, and ran to the flowers to look around, and after a while, he almost stumbled into the water by the pond, and then went to the promenade and knocked on the pillars......

This thief can't be here to steal, is he? What is there to steal here? Oops, it can't be looking for the folding ladder that Liu Bing is hiding behind the rockery, right? Before going out, he instructed Liu Bing, who was beside him, to hide a pair of folding ladders at the base of the wall behind the rockery, which was used when he was ready to go down the wall when he came back. While pondering, Zhu Junyi had already arrived under the wall, and hurriedly lowered his head and hid outside the wall, but his hand was still hooked inside the wall and couldn't pull it back. Fortunately, Zhu Junyi is small and has a limited field of vision, so he didn't do anything stupid like "unexpectedly looking up at the wall".

After waiting for a long time, Zhu Dafang's arm seemed to no longer belong to him, and he really couldn't continue to insist, so he simply kicked his legs hard outside the wall, and his right leg struggled to step up, and half of his body was already lying on the wall. The arms were finally freed, they were sore and heavy, and they felt better after a few hard throws in the air. When he saw Zhu Junyi on the bench, he couldn't help but ignite a fire of ignorance - Xiao Budian was lying comfortably on the bench and was sleeping.

Zhu Dafang didn't have time to pay attention to him, he sat on the wall and moved a few feet sideways - Liu Bing has always been very careful in his work, there is a thin rope tied to the gap at the head of the wall here, and the other end of the thin rope is tied to the folding ladder behind the rockery. But, unexpectedly, he touched it for a long time, and there was no string at the head of the wall at all, and then he looked closely at the rockery - there was no ladder there.

Who moved the ladder? Zhu Dafang also had to guess, wasn't he just being arrested, and he was beaten up.

Looking back at Zhu Junyi, who was sleeping leisurely on the bench, Zhu Dafang's stomach was full of fire, and he immediately found the object of venting.

Zhu Junyi had a dream, dreaming that he easily returned to the university in his previous life, wrote a book about his travel experience, became a famous writer, and was bought out by the film company to make a movie, the beauties of the whole school were competing to flatter him, Chunrui and Yilan also apologized to themselves in every way, vowed to follow themselves, and were severely ridiculed by themselves, when they felt that the scenery was infinitely good, they rushed out of a person coldly, and they couldn't see clearly, but looking at the figure, it seemed to be Cao Crazy, shouting "You took away my dream!" "It hurts to punch me in the head!

Oops! It really hurts!

Zhu Junyi woke up from a dream, and it was like an awl drilling into his head, it really hurt! Then he saw something fall on the stone bench beside him, and made a crisp sound.

Zhu Junyi looked up and saw an eight- or nine-year-old boy, wearing a gray coarse linen robe, straddling the wall, holding the mud that had been cut off from the wall in his hand and was about to throw it to his side.

Zhu Dafang saw that Zhu Junyi was awake, and said very unhappily: "Little cub, you still know how to wake up!" I've lost five or six dollars, and I'm sleeping like a piglet, and I thought you wouldn't wake up. ”

Zhu Junyi had seen the clothes that Gao Sheng and the other new slaves received, which were the kind of gray cloth coarse linen worn by the eldest children on the wall, thinking that they should be indentured slaves in the front yard, but they didn't know how to appear here. He was secretly annoyed, not uncommon to see a boy of eight or nine years old, but he forgot that his small body was only four and a half years old, wiped the remaining mud crumbs from his head, and ignored him.

Zhu Dafang saw that Zhu Junyi was unmoved, but he didn't pay attention to himself at all, and suddenly a sense of freshness sprouted, and while there were still some mud lumps in his hands, he simply threw them all out at once, and hit Zhu Junyi's body all at once.

"What the hell do you want to do? Is there an end? Zhu Junyi was furious, none of the people in this house were good things, they hit people in the mouth, opened their mouths to scold, had bad intentions, played tricks, and threw mud, none of them made themselves look pleasing to the eye. In front of the powerful master, he didn't dare to expose his true thoughts, let alone hinder his escape plan, but in the face of the indentured slave who was also bought, Zhu Junyi's sense of equality in his temperament attacked, but he didn't want to continue to pretend to be a calf and pretend to be a grandson, they were all poor people who couldn't help themselves, who could bully whom?

Zhu Dafang on the wall seemed to be stunned, looked at Zhu Junyi carefully, and suddenly realized: "Don't you know who I am?" ”

Zhu Junyi raised his head stubbornly and said coldly: "I don't care if you are the king of heaven or which little ghost is reincarnated, I don't know you at all, why should I be bullied by you?" ”

Zhu Dafang's anger came and went quickly, but now he became interested in Zhu Junyi, and chuckled: "Hey! Ay! What is your name? In which room do you serve? ”

Zhu Junyi raised his eyebrows: "I'm not called 'hey', and I don't have a relationship with you, why do I want to answer your question?" ”

Zhu Dafang felt more and more that this kind of conversation was very interesting, and said, "I'm not asking your name!" ”

"No comment." Zhu Junyi's annoyance was also a little less, and he felt that he had nothing to say to a child four or five years older than him.

However, Zhu Dafang didn't think so, he felt that this little point was very special, and he couldn't say what kind of special law he had, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt novel, and asked curiously: "'No comment' means that there is nothing to answer, right?" Don't you have a name? No, it won't! You look like you've read a book, and you think you've read a lot, so how can you not have a name? ”

Only then did Zhu Junyi remember that the idiom "no comment" was first used by Zhu Ziqing in the prose "I Don't Know", and of course no one has heard it in this era, and snorted coldly: "You are really verbose, I don't care what you want to steal, it has nothing to do with me, doesn't the slave rule say 'the inside and outside are different, it is strictly forbidden to move around'?" I'll act like I've never seen you, so I'm going to do it! Children don't learn well, even if they are sold into slavery from a bad background, they shouldn't break the jar and break it, learn from these chickens and dogs, get out of here, I don't have the right to see it. ”

"Me? Stealing? "Kids? "Or a rooster and a dog thief? Zhu Dafang was excited by Zhu Junyi's words.

"How?" Zhu Junyi said with disdain: "Do you still want to call more people to watch you?" ”

"I ......" Zhu Dafang was dumbfounded, of course he didn't want the people in the house to see it, so he had to ask in a low voice: "Hey...... Oh! Then let me ask you, what is your name? ”

"Why should I tell you?"

"Because I'm asking you!"

"If you ask me, do I have to answer?" Zhu Junyi really thinks that this little kid on the wall has a problem with his brain.

"I ......" Zhu Dafang didn't know what to say, he usually talked to the slaves of his subordinates, and he would answer whatever he asked, and he took it for granted, he had never met someone like Zhu Junyi who made him speechless, and then thought about the wall under his feet, so he had to ask in a low voice: "Then I have to know how to call you?" ”

Zhu Junyi's heart moved, he stood up with his hands on his shoulders, and smiled for a long time: "You have something to ask me?" ”

“……”

Zhu Junyi smiled, making Zhu Dafang look at him and feel that he was very underbeaten, but it did not prevent him from continuing to say more underwhelming words: "Okay! Call Big Brother to listen. ”

"You want me to call you 'big brother'?" Zhu Dafang was not calm, and regretted waking up this slippery ghost. What's more, the word 'big brother' is not interesting to him at all.

"Won't you?" Zhu Junyi said, "Then apologize to me and say 'I'm sorry'!" ”

"Why?" Zhu Dafang was stunned.

Zhu Junyi said seriously: "You hit me with mud casually and were rude to me, shouldn't you apologize to me?" ”

When Zhu Dafang heard this, he rubbed forward abruptly, and said loudly: "But, you are just a slave......"

"Is there no dignity for slaves? Do slaves have to be bullied by you? Who gave you the authority to do that? Are you a superior level to others? Even if you were born better, aren't you a slave now? And I'm still a slave in the front yard, I'm at least still mixed in the inner house, I don't think I have the right to bully you, but you're going to kick your nose in the face? Why? You're bigger than me? How old are you aged? It's ridiculous, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Zhu Junyi's heart was furious, thinking that the natives of this era just had no understanding, they were all slaves fighting with each other, and they couldn't wait to pull out two pieces of meat from others, they were all brain piercing, and they had nothing to do, and they had to wait until the Enlightenment broke out more than a hundred years later to know what the word "respect" looked like.

Zhu Dafang was dumbfounded, he couldn't listen to it, he listened to it very novelly, some of the reasons seemed to make sense, and he seemed to feel that there was something wrong. Just thinking about himself, Zhu Junyi turned around and walked towards the corridor. Lan Xin asked him to wait in the corridor, he was going to come to sleep lazily, but now he didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with a little kid, especially a guy who has no one in his eyes, everyone can deceive and deceive himself.

"Hey! Don't leave! Zhu Dafang didn't have time to think about it, so he shouted: "I'm sorry!" The words came out of his mouth, Zhu Dafang was also stupid, he didn't know why he apologized, the three words "I'm sorry" popped out of his mouth for the first time, and now it is unprecedented.

Zhu Junyi stopped, let go of his arm for a while, turned his head, and smiled at the half-grown boy who was still "riding the wall" on the wall: "Not bad!" The children can be taught! ”

Zhu Dafang smiled bitterly, me? How old are you? Teachable...... Also?

"Say it!" Zhu Junyi said generously: "What do you want me to do?" ”

Zhu Dafang looked constipated, sighed and said, "Please help me get a ladder, I want to go down." ”

Zhu Junyi looked left and right, the whole yard didn't look like a place where a ladder could be found, not to mention, even if a ladder was found, with Zhu Junyi's current small body, he couldn't move it. So he said to the hapless boy on the wall, "How did you get there?" ”

"I climbed the ladder to come up......" Before Zhu Dafang finished speaking, Zhu Junyi opened his mouth and said: "How to go up, naturally how to come down." ”

"But I don't have a ladder!" Zhu Dafang is upset, this guy is obviously looking for a draw.

"But I don't have a ladder either!" Zhu Junyi looked innocent and continued: "The wall is so high, wouldn't it be more problematic for you to jump directly from it?" Why ask for people? It is better to ask for others than for yourself, and if you can do what you can do, don't rush to trouble others. Brother has taught you so much, don't bother brother again. ”

Zhu Dafang was already stunned when he listened, looking at Zhu Junyi, who turned around and left calmly, he suddenly shouted loudly: "So high? How do I jump? ”

"You didn't skip, how do you know you can't?" Zhu Junyi's little figure walked fast, and disappeared into the corridor in a few steps.

Zhu Dafang angrily waved his fist in the direction where Zhu Junyi disappeared, this guy is really hateful. After thinking about it, there was no one around, and there was no ladder, so I couldn't help but blame Liu Binglai: "You should be a rammer, see how the master will clean you up when he goes back!" Do you want to alarm the people of the big brother to come to see my jokes?

Zhu Junyi sat bored at the end of the corridor, waiting has always been the last thing he wanted to do, and was about to hum a small tune to entertain himself, when he saw Zhu Dafang holding his ass and turning into the corridor.

Zhu Dafang also saw Zhu Junyi, thinking that he had tried to jump down just now, only to find that he was not so frightened when he fell to the ground, but the surface of his feet was shocked, and he was quite itchy. Although the little slippery tone of the heart is not polite, the words are not completely unreasonable, and there is a trace of missing. As soon as he took a few steps with his legs raised, he found that there was a leak of air behind him, and he turned around to check, but he was accidentally scratched by the wall when he jumped.

"It's hateful! Little slippery head, what a bad idea! How does the young master meet people now? Zhu Dafang kept scolding in his mouth, while picking and scolding with both hands, blocking the back door, and turning into the corridor to see the main owner who was scolding, he was really afraid of something.

Zhu Junyi was very generous, and said with a smile: "Look! As long as you will, won't this come down! ”

Zhu Dafang's face turned red suddenly with a "swish", does such a private place as his butt want to make this little slippery head look bright? suddenly remembered the scene of the high-rollers saying goodbye to the rivers and lakes that he had seen in the book "Water Margin" a few days ago, and said loudly: "What's that...... The green mountains do not change, the green water flows for a long time, and it is very fortunate to gather today. The coming day is long, you and I are separated, let's see you again! Blocking the back of the cheek with his body in front of him, he bypassed Zhu Junyi, and ran away in a hurry.

Zhu Junyi frowned, looked at the back of the deserted and fled, and couldn't help but burst out with a sentence: "Sick!" ”