Chapter 1 Hooking up with Cao Xueqin is a serious violation!

Glancing at the clear blue sky above Daiwa again, Lei Jun took a deep breath.

The morning air, the morning air of the Qing Dynasty, is really ******.

It's time to get to work.

He glanced at the stall downstairs, the young daughter-in-law who sold tofu brains had already done business in full swing, and saw her shuttling among the guests like a butterfly, and her coquettish laughter could even be heard upstairs. After taking a closer look at the smiling face, and after making sure that he was not mistaken, Lei Jun reached out and closed the old ebony window, turned around and picked up the melon skin hat and buckled it on his head, picked up the burden on the bed, and went downstairs.

"Little Er, check out."

With a call, the enthusiastic young man hurriedly rushed forward: "Guest officer, are you on your way?" ”

"yes." Lei Jun smiled, "It's almost done, it's time to leave." ”

"Yo, we are small-talked, and we don't dare to rashly ask you what you are doing." The guy said with a smile on his face, "In the small shop these days, have you rested well?" ”

"Good." Lei Jun nodded and said, "It is worthy of the feet of the Son of Heaven, and the weather is myriad, and it is really different from other places." ”

"Oh? What's the difference? ”

"The air quality is so good, three plus for sure! It's so good that I don't even want to leave. Lei Jun said very sincerely, "As far as my 10,000-year-old rhinitis, I won't sneeze when I come here." ”

“…… Air quality? Plus? Rhinitis? The man looked at him stunned.

Lei Jun touched his nose and grinned: "This is the local dialect of my hometown, that is to say, the taste of this capital is clean!" ”

The guy also smiled: "Oh, you said this Beijing flavor!" Needless to say! But I see that although you are not speaking official language, you have learned eight or nine without leaving ten! It's just the feeling...... Uh, hard bang. ”

Lei Jun waved his hand humbly: "Where! Where! ”

The Mandarin proficiency test is level 1 and B, Lei Jun rolled his eyes in his heart, can it not be hard?

"Oh, your baggage, you look special." The man's gaze turned to the bag in Lei Jun's hand.

"I haven't seen it." Lei Jun was happy, he reached out and took the burden and handed it to the man, "This fabric is poor, and the material of the opposite silk village is far worse than that!" In my hometown, I call it nylon. You try, touch the paddle. ”

“…… Nylon? Haven't heard of it. The man reached out and touched it: nodded: "Rough is a little rough, the fabric is not good, but it looks strong." ”

"That's it."

I found out the five coins and settled the bill. Lei Jun walked out of the inn with the cloth baggage, he reached out and touched the baggage, thinking that it was a pity that the Nike logo was a pity, and he was stunned by Su Hong's nervous woman, and he was torn off with the reason of "just in case".

It's boring! It's not Adidas, even if the English alphabet is seen by the three missionaries in the whole capital, it is only possible if it is not a coincidence...... With just a red tick, the people of the Qing Dynasty absolutely did not recognize its value.

Unconsciously dangling broken steps, Lei Jun came to the stall of tofu brains, and the young woman who sold tofu brains raised her voice a few degrees when she saw the guests coming: "Yo! This man! It's a coincidence that you're here, it's not, there's just a seat......"

Lei Jun hid the bag behind him, and he was not polite, he straddled his legs, sat on the rattan stool with his buttocks, and then discharged a few big children from his arms: "Come to a bowl of tofu brain!" ”

"That's it! That's it! The young woman bent down and scooped out the hot tofu brain from the wooden barrel, put all kinds of fresh and sweet ingredients, and put it in front of Lei Jun with a smile, "Look! It just came out, and it's still hot! ”

Looking at the young woman again, it was a pair of heavenly feet, and her left wrist was shaking a jade bracelet, shining seductively in the sun.

Lei Jun took a sip and praised: "Good! It's the smell! Sure enough, a pair of skillful hands! ”

The young woman was born extremely beautifully, and when she heard such a compliment, she couldn't help blushing: "This master, I saw that you were born from other provinces, right?" ”

Lei Jun raised his face and smiled at the young woman: "I'm not from the capital - guess where I came from?" ”

The young woman smiled coquettishly, but her hands and feet did not stop, and she beckoned a few more guests to sit down, and then turned back and said, "Where are you from, how do I know?" I'm not a half-immortal, I can pinch and count......"

"Guess what!"

"I think you're probably from the place where you made money, and you're going to go to that place!"

Lei Jun secretly applauded in his heart, the young woman's sentence summed up the two things of promotion and wealth.

"Wouldn't it be a pity to only sell tofu brains with such a good mouth?" Lei Jun put down the bowl and said with a smile, "I introduced the eldest sister to a high-class place, does the eldest sister listen?" ”

The young woman came over with a smile and bent down to clean up the empty dishes and chopsticks: "Where to go?" I can't believe what you're saying. ”

"That's where I came from."

"Where are you calling?"

"I've come from where I've come from." Lei Jun smiled, "It's exactly where you came from, eldest sister." ”

The young woman was stunned and smiled, and the smile was mixed with a little disgust, an attitude towards the ruffian.

"How do you know where I'm from?"

Lei Jun grabbed the young woman's wrist, and the smile on the young woman's face suddenly dropped more than ten degrees: "What are you doing here?" I'm going to shout! ”

"It's okay to shout." Lei Jun salivated and said with a smile: "Sister, aren't you from the place where you spend your days on the Internet, eating McDonald's, and listening to MP3s?" ”

Lei Jun's voice was extremely soft, and when the spring sun was falling, he saw the face of the young woman Yan Sai Taoli, and suddenly froze!

"What do you say! I don't understand......" The young woman looked up with a panicked expression, as if she wanted to call someone.

"Don't argue." Lei Jun put away his smile and said lightly, "Look for yourself, your wrist is still green, and you just had a closed needle - mouse hand?" ”

At this moment, the young woman finally had nothing to say, and she lowered her voice: "You are...... Is it through the Authority? ”

"To be exact, I am from the Department of Basic Research of the Ministry of Science and Technology." Lei Jun snorted, "Do you want me to recite to you the newly promulgated public security regulations on banning unauthorized crossing and building a harmonious society together?" ”

“…… Don't catch me back! ”

"I'm sorry, it's my job." Lei Jun let go of his hand, stood up, lowered his head and patted the dust on his coat, "I've been following you for two days, Miss ......"

Before Lei Jun's words were finished, the young woman suddenly ran away! Lei Jun gritted his teeth and followed with flying steps! The people on the street were dumbfounded......

At the corner of the street, Lei Jun finally caught up with the other party, and he grabbed the young woman's sleeve: "What are you running?!" Isn't it fun to let the Qing Dynasty people see our 50-meter hurdles! You think you're Liu Xiang?! ”

The young woman knew that she couldn't escape, so she quickly changed her face to plead, "I can't go back today, it's really not good, sir!" Why don't you let me see him......"

"You can't see him." Lei Jun glared at her, "Don't say I have to bring you back today, even if you see him, it's useless!" ”

"You know who I want to see?" The young woman looked at him in amazement.

"In this year, in this place, just a young girl like you, who else do you want to see besides Cao Xueqin? Do you still want to see Yongzhengye? Lei Jun glanced at her, "The idea is good, wait for him to drink tofu brain, and then slowly apply magnetism?" I'll also tell you, don't expect to see the second half, which, according to the course of history, just reached the sixth chapter last month. ”

As soon as she heard this, the young woman's expression suddenly turned to frustration: "How can this be? I'm pinching the ...... of the day."

"You can still pinch me and count it as a living immortal, right?" Lei Jun said in a bad voice, "I'm sorry, I also have to fulfill my duties as a living immortal." ”

The young woman stared at Lei Jun for a long time, sighed, and slowly squatted down.

"What?" Lei Jun stared at the young woman vigilantly, "Pretend that your stomach hurts?" ”

"No, my stomach doesn't hurt." The young woman put her forehead on her knees, and after a while, she stood up: "Okay, go back with you." ”

Lei Jun looked at her with interest: "Figured it out?" Don't make a fuss? ”

"No more trouble." The young woman pulled back her somewhat loose sideburns, "Since I can't see the last forty times, even if I sell tofu brains here for thirty years, I can't help him." ”

"So you understand?" Lei Jun smiled, "Clothes, jewelry, you bought it yourself?" ”

"There's also a tofu brain stall. After learning from people for a month, I finally learned how to make tofu brain. The young woman sneered, "During the two-month summer vacation, I learned to make tofu brain when I came to the Qing Dynasty, which is not bad!" ”

"What? Are you still a student? Lei Jun was stunned, "I'll make you a family......"

"Don't look at a person with his hair in a bun and think that people are married, okay?" The young woman rolled her eyes, "I'm doing it for convenience." I'm only a junior! ”

Lei Jun was helpless: "Okay, I'm sorry, Miss, I was wrong - modern children are precocious, and eighteen looks like twenty-eight in the Qing Dynasty." ”

"Don't be so ugly! What do we do next? ”

"Go back to your quarters, pack up your things, and follow me back to modern times." Lei Jun said solemnly, "It must be cleaned up absolutely clean, and no traces of modernity can be left." ”

The young woman originally looked at him with hatred, but suddenly smiled charmingly: "...... I said, this gentleman, let's discuss, is it done? ”

Lei Jun immediately had an alarm in his mind: "What are you going to do?" ”

"I, a freshman and sophomore, worked as a tutor for two years, plus a few years of New Year's money, went to a jewelry store to exchange one or two halves of gold, came to the Qing Dynasty, bought clothes, shoes, jewelry, rented a house, and ate and drank, a total of half a tael of gold cost me. There was a gold tael left in his hand. ”

Lei Jun understood: "Do you want to give these two gold to Cao Xueqin?" ”

"That's what it means."

"Dream less!" Lei Jun flatly refused, "You are disturbing history, understand?" ”

"But this is very little, and the number of people in Jiafu who give Grandma Liu is less than this ......" The young woman's tone dragged on, and she had a very good taste of "If you don't agree, I'll beg you to die".

"If you give him a hundred taels, it's still a drop in the bucket." Lei Jun looked up at the sky, "Alas, to be honest, he has so many children, and he is a super waste wood, except for knowing how to code words - it's a pity that he is not a contracted author, no matter how many code words there are, no one will give money, and you can't solve the fundamental problem by giving him ten taels of silver." ”

"Then I'll bring more money next time......"

"Hey! Give him too much money and make him too comfortable, and if you are incompetent, then you are a national sinner! The Red Scientists will shoot you a hundred times en masse! ”

"Then give him this gold or two......

"No way!"

The young woman looked at Lei Jun, and suddenly changed her serious expression: "This gentleman, the sage said: Don't do it because you are good and small!" ”

Her voice was so loud that several people on the side of the road looked at Lei Jun.

Lei Jun didn't move, he smiled and said: "This lady, the sage also said that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented." ”

"Go ****** saint! Which bullshit saint said that?! ”

"Look, you see, just like you, I'm going to the yamen to accuse you of 'not abiding by women's morality and exceeding the clothing system', and immediately there will be a messenger to arrest you and take you to prison, do you believe it or not?"

"Where am I overdressed?!"

Lei Jun approached her, lowered his voice, and had a cordial attitude: "Do you want to let the official master see what 'fancy clothes' you are wearing inside?" ”

The young woman rolled her eyes fiercely and tightened her skirt: "I didn't expect it!" Sir, you are not a gentleman! ”

"Oh, really?" Lei Jun smiled very hooliganly, "Illegally traveling through time and space, so that I can't take annual leave but came to Yongzheng Nian to arrest people-Miss, you are not a lady." ”

The young woman was silent.

Lei Jun turned his face: "Name? ”

“…… Tao peach. ”

"Which university?"

"Uh......"

"Say, if you don't say it, I'll call the police station."

“…… Technologically large. The girl snorted.

"OK," he smiled imperceptibly, "Miss Tao, now we'll go pack our things." ”