Chapter 55 Vomiting blood

"Lu Servant Shot really lives up to his reputation, and he is bowing down!"

"It's over. In fact, Gong Jin and his wife's instrumental music skills are above me, and they are not inferior to Wen Ji, I am just able to compose some unpopular music by myself, and deceive others with clumsy works, so that some of them are not martial. ”

"Wherever and where, the music composed by Lu Servant is a work with far-reaching artistic conception, and I can't be ashamed! Belch...... Yu had a reluctant request, and hoped that Lu Servant would answer. ”

"Gongjin, but it doesn't hurt to say it."

"In fact, in the early years, the music of Lu Servant Shooting was spread to the land of Jiangdong, but unfortunately there were many errors in the circulation, and Yu and Humble Jing Xiaoqiao have always wanted to make up for it. I am fortunate to have become acquainted with Lu Servant, so I implore that Lu Servant Shoot can pass on these scores......"

Well, Zhou Yu is also a typical loser who doesn't lose, and it doesn't matter much if this kind of elegant battle is lost, and it's also a good reputation to spread it, or how to say "Wen Wu is the first"? What's more, being able to open his mouth to Lu Ren by the way, and ask for something that he has always been interested in, is it just like that? And for Zhou Yu, isn't this also a reason and excuse to appear that he is getting closer to Lu Ren?

Lu Renzhi didn't seem to think about it so much, so he immediately agreed casually. But before Lu Ren could say anything more, Sun Shangxiang shouted on the side: "That's right, that's right, the song that Sister Xiu danced and chanted last time, can you let me see it again today?" Also, Sister Xiu, can you do your sword dance? I've never been able to learn. ”

Minchan was dumbfounded. To be honest, at that time, Diao Chan was also born out of feelings, and many things were formed with her own temporary state of mind, and it was a little difficult for her to copy them again.

She was embarrassed here, but Lu Lan jumped out and said, "Is it the one that day?" Why don't you let me come? ”

Sun Shangxiang scoffed: "You? Can you? ”

Lu Lan immediately replied to Sun Shangxiang: "I have been with the adults for a long time, so I am proficient in the rhythm." In the past two years, I have been studying singing and dancing diligently by Sister Xiu's side, and I have learned a few points. Besides, I'm just a maid, and it's my job to learn these songs and dances. How can it be compared to your noble status as the county lord of Sun, so you don't have to learn this? ”

Everyone was dumbfounded. The people on Lu Ren's side were okay, but the people on Zhou Yu's side didn't expect Lu Lan to say such a thing, so much so that Zhou Yu couldn't help but ask Lu Ren in a low voice: "She...... Is it really just a maid? How do you look like it! ”

Lu Ren held his forehead with his hand and responded with a smile: "She was an orphan I adopted in my early years, and she is usually called a maid, but in fact, I regard her as a sister, so that Gong Jin laughs." ”

Zhou Yu said: "Beauty is natural, but the heart is so straightforward, it is rare." ”

Here they whispered. Sun Shangxiang on the other end couldn't sit still, stood up and pointed at Lu Lan and said, "You, you ......"

Lu Lan smiled and pressed Sun Shangxiang's hand pointing at her back, and her posture seemed to be lowered: "County Lord, you don't know, singing and dancing is such a thing, and women naturally do it as gently as possible." It's just you, the county lord...... It's a little more like a man. ”

"I ......"

Sun Shangxiang was so hung that he was happy by Lu Lan. At another time, Sun Shangxiang was actually quite proud to be said to be a female man, but for some reason, on an occasion like today, Sun Shangxiang didn't want to be said that.

"Y-How can you say that about me? Where am I not like a woman? ”

In other words, Lu Lan is really a little bit unpopular with Sun Shangxiang. Then again, although Lu Lan is just a little maid in terms of identity. But you also have to see who Lu Lan has been following? Lu Ren has always been "poisoning" Lu Lan, so after so many years, Lu Lan, as an ancient, has a bit of the taste of a tsundere girl in modern society.

Moreover, Lu Lan followed Lu Ren, and when he was in Xuchang before, he dealt with the best officials at every turn. Even had to run to the palace from time to time, and it was even more common to have to run to Cao Cao's mansion if there was something, and everyone looked at Lu Ren's face...... Of course, everyone also likes Lu Lan's straightforwardness and liveliness. Anyway, in a word, the kind of official authority, aura and the like of ordinary officials. It didn't work on Lu Lan at all. And Sun Shangxiang is just a crazy girl like a county lord, how can the pitiful aura on his body be able to suppress the "long-standing" Lu Lan?

It is precisely because of this that in the face of Sun Shangxiang's question. Lu Lan raised her hand, compared the height between herself and Sun Shangxiang, and then smiled: "First of all, you see, I am taller than you. ”

“……”

The crowd was dumbfounded again. Lu Lan's height is really not blown, when she was only thirteen or four years old, she was more than 1.6 meters, almost as flat as Lu Ren's 1.72 meters, if she wears the high heels made by Lu Ren, she can be taller than Lu Ren. Now eighteen or nineteen years old has matured and formed a height, and he is actually in his early seventies of one meter. Not to mention this kind of height in that era, even in modern times, it is relatively high. Lu Ren also secretly wondered if Lu Lan's girl was from the northeast, because only girls in the Xia region would grow so tall.

On the other hand, Sun Shangxiang ...... Sun Shangxiang is a native of Jiangnan, and he is already very good at being able to grow to one meter and six nods, but now he is really more than half a head worse than Lu Lan. And as tall as a girl is tall, the overall line is elongated, giving people the feeling that it will be different.

At this time, I saw Lu Lan poke Sun Shangxiang's chest again, and then pointed to her chest, and said with a smile: "And you see, I'm bigger than you here." ”

“……”

Zhou Yu's mouth was so open that his jaw almost didn't hit the ground, and Lu Ren's hand was once again clasped in front of his forehead. But before Lu Ren could stop shouting, Lu Lan pointed to Sun Shangxiang's waist again: "And here, my waist is thinner than yours." ”

"......" The crowd was speechless.

Then Lu Lan pointed to Sun Shangxiang's hips: "And then here, I'm also rounder than the county lord." ”

Zhou Yu and the others' eyes were as wide as ping pong balls, but Lu Ren almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out. And in the end, Lu Lan pointed to Sun Shangxiang's legs: "Finally, here, my legs are slender and slender than yours." So if I really want to dance, I'm going to look much better than you. Of course, compared with Sister Xiu, I'm still a lot worse. ”

This time, Zhou Yu's gang was not surprised, because if it was really to be compared, Sun Shangxiang was really not a little bit worse. At least at least, Sun Shangxiang is indeed much less feminine than Lu Lan.

Lu Ren held his forehead with his hand and responded with a smile: "She was an orphan I adopted in my early years, and she is usually called a maid, but in fact, I regard her as a sister, so that Gong Jin laughs." ”

Zhou Yu said: "Beauty is natural, but the heart is so straightforward, it is rare." ”

They were muttering quietly here, but Sun Shangxiang on the other end couldn't sit still, stood up and pointed at Lu Lan and said, "You, you ......"

Lu Lan smiled and pressed Sun Shangxiang's hand pointing at her back, and her posture seemed to be lowered: "County Lord, you don't know, singing and dancing is such a thing, and women naturally do it as gently as possible." It's just you, the county lord...... It's a little more like a man. ”

"I ......"

Sun Shangxiang was so hung that he was happy by Lu Lan. At another time, Sun Shangxiang was actually quite proud to be said to be a female man, but for some reason, on an occasion like today, Sun Shangxiang didn't want to be said that.

"Y-How can you say that about me? Where am I not like a woman? ”

In other words, Lu Lan is really a little bit unpopular with Sun Shangxiang. Then again, although Lu Lan is just a little maid in terms of identity, you also have to see who Lu Lan has been following? Lu Ren has always been "poisoning" Lu Lan, so after so many years, Lu Lan, as an ancient, has a bit of the taste of a tsundere girl in modern society.

Moreover, Lu Lan followed Lu Ren, and when he was in Xuchang before, he dealt with the best officials at every turn, and even had to run to the palace from time to time, and it was even more common for him to run to Cao Cao's mansion if he had something, and everyone looked at Lu Ren's face...... Of course, everyone also likes Lu Lan's straightforwardness and liveliness. Anyway, in a word, the kind of official authority, aura and the like on ordinary officials have no effect on Lu Lan at all. And Sun Shangxiang is just a crazy girl like a county lord, how can the pitiful aura on his body be able to suppress the "long-standing" Lu Lan?

It is precisely because of this that when facing Sun Shangxiang's question, Lu Lan raised her hand, compared the height between herself and Sun Shangxiang, and then smiled: "First of all, you see, I am taller than you. ”

“……”

The crowd was dumbfounded again. Lu Lan's height is really not blown, when she was only thirteen or four years old, she was more than 1.6 meters, almost as flat as Lu Ren's 1.72 meters, if she wears the high heels made by Lu Ren, she can be taller than Lu Ren. Now eighteen or nineteen years old has matured and formed a height, and he is actually in his early seventies of one meter. Not to mention this kind of height in that era, even in modern times, it is relatively high. Lu Ren also secretly wondered if Lu Lan's girl was from the northeast, because only girls in the Xia region would grow so tall.

On the other hand, Sun Shangxiang ...... Sun Shangxiang is a native of Jiangnan, and he is already very good at being able to grow to one meter and six nods, but now he is really more than half a head worse than Lu Lan. And when a girl is tall and the lines are elongated, it gives people the feeling that it will be different.

At this time, I saw Lu Lan poke Sun Shangxiang's chest again, and then pointed to her chest, and said with a smile: "And you see, I'm bigger than you here." ”

“……”

Zhou Yu's mouth was so open that his jaw almost didn't hit the ground, and Lu Ren's hand was once again clasped in front of his forehead. But before Lu Ren could stop shouting, Lu Lan pointed to Sun Shangxiang's waist again: "And here, my waist is thinner than yours." ”

"......" The crowd was speechless.

Then Lu Lan pointed to Sun Shangxiang's hips: "And then here, I'm also rounder than the county lord." (To be continued.) )