Chapter 0012: Wild Race
"Ready!"
The beautiful referee was dressed very revealingly, and I didn't know if it was invited by the bald head.
This is a lot where bald heads often run, not to mention familiarity, or their own territory, almost winning in their hands.
The beautiful referee waved the flag with both hands.
"Buzz! …… Airplanes!!! ”
At this time, you have to step on the neutral throttle to the end, although this hurts the car, but this is a race.
Betting on a wife is also unprecedented.
"The journalist is coming!"
I don't know who shouted, Li Xian was so frightened that his whole body trembled.
Hurriedly looked around for safety helmets in the car, but how could a private sports car have that thing, unless it was a motorcycle.
"Let's go!"
The exhibitionist beauty stood on the double yellow line in the middle and waved the flag down.
"Gollum !!"
As soon as the bald head gear was hung, Hurricane went ahead.
"Let's go! What are you looking for there! ”
Xin'er shouted anxiously.
The Z4 has disappeared, and the Audi R8 is still parked at the starting line.
Some viewers were also anxious for Li, and the audience all screamed.
"Nima is a well-behaved wife! Why is it so casual, it's like child's play, is it that you have three thousand harems?!! ”
In the car, Xin'er shouted helplessly.
"Hey, I'll put it on you! You go! ”
After speaking, he grabbed the hat of his pajamas, unzipped the back of his pajamas, and took off the pink rabbit hat.
"Squeak!!
Hearing that Xin'er helped her put it on, she didn't waste any more time, and immediately hung up the automatic gear, and the clutch gear was directly attached to the gear.
The tires spun wildly on the ground many times, and a large amount of white smoke was raised.
Racing away, slamming on the accelerator, the car soon shifted to seventh gear and headed for the vanished BMW Z4.
"I was careless just now, I didn't expect the reporter to be invited, is it the bald guy?"
After the speed of the car stabilized, Li Xian said worriedly.
"I know if it's on the news, there's a chance that your dad will find out, and then catch you, and the fun will be over, right? …”
He cut two eyes with scissors on the rabbit hat, made another hole in the nose, and put it on Li Xian's head, so that the face could not be seen, but it looked funny.
A fragrance hit, and there was the body fragrance of Xin'er and Xiaojing in the hat, which was indescribably comfortable, but now Li Xian didn't have time to feel this.
"Xin'er is really good at designing, she deserves to be a master of mecha design!"
Li Xian said speechlessly, how do he look like a rabbit superman now!
Xin'er pouted on the side, he knew that Li Xian's words had irony in them, and he felt very unconvinced, so he retorted without going through his head.
"Then I'll take off my underwear and put it on your head!"
"Uh......"
What the hell is wearing panties on your head? Panty Superman? Thinking about Xin'er's indescribable pink, I feel that I have lost too much blood today and can't have any more nosebleeds.
"Ahem..."
Cough to break the embarrassment. I faintly saw a small dot in front of me, that is, the bald BMW, it seems that it is still far away.
The distance is very fast, the GPS has now been located to the third section, and it will soon be the fifth section, when will it be, I'm afraid Xin'er will really be held by the bald head.
I can't help but feel a little anxious.
"There's a ditch ahead."
Xin'er itself is a GPS and comes with a map, and she doesn't look at the map in the car, so she said directly.
"Buzz! …”
Stepping on the accelerator, the speed has soared to more than 300 yards per hour.
"Hey! Ahead is the ditch! Why are you still accelerating, can you drive or not, it's over the feeling of dying... Hey! Are you still walking there? Wrong direction! ”
Li Xian's observation ability is strong, and his eyes are also very good, and he saw a long iron plate with a curve under the river bridge from afar.
It should have been deliberately installed by the racer to facilitate the car's leap across the river.
After passing through the iron plate, you can go directly to the section of the fourth section of the suburbs, and you don't need to go to the river bridge and go around the third section of the suburbs.
But this is also very dangerous, if the speed is not enough, you can only plant directly into the river, and ordinary people will only have a dead end.
The racer who installed the iron plate must have been fully prepared, coupled with a powerful engine motor, and had to go through precise calculations before he dared to rush.
"Bang !!"
The speed of the Audi has reached the extreme, and it is directly pressed against the upturned iron plate, and the ground hits the iron plate, making a huge crashing sound.
The R8 vacates a standard parabola in the air.
Xin'er screamed, and she screamed speechlessly.
"Ahh I don't have a boyfriend yet! I haven't been married to a man yet! Die like this!! Wow, wow! ”
The reporter perfectly recorded a scene of a sky blue sports car flying in the air, in the camera, the news explained that a man wearing a rabbit hat and couldn't see his face clearly looked calm, and the girl next to him was already screaming.
"Dah."
As soon as the hand was released, the SLR camera fell to the ground, and the reporter was still unaware, his head was still high, his eyes were dull, and his gaze stayed in the air.
The expression is called wonderful, the eyes are bigger than the copper bell, and the mouth can be opened to hold goose eggs.
The noisy people suddenly fell silent, and their hearts were roaring, is this making a micro-movie? There are no five-cent special effects!
As long as there is no explicit rule in the racing competition, or the shortcut cannot be copied when the gambling contract is placed, then you can copy it, and the highest mortality rate is to take the shortcut, so few people go to it.
The bald head said before: As long as you dare to copy, I won't stop you, which means that you can copy it, and I hope Li Xian hangs up when overtaking.
Audi leaps through the air.
At this time, Li Xian had already started the battle state, and he couldn't have any distractions at this moment, a careless, defenseless, passing bird could also crash the car into the river.
Looking at the downward arc getting bigger and bigger, at this speed angle, it will definitely hit the mountain wall, if it hits the mountain wall, and then falls into the river, the fragile Xin'er will definitely die.
After turning on the combat state, the nearby scenery became slow, the flying dust and wind whirlwind were also in the bottom of the eye, Xin'er's screams began to lengthen, looking around, and then flying like this, only the car was destroyed and people died, and something had to be thought of.
Fortunately, my car has been modified, and now there is still a glimmer of hope to open the fixed safety cover.
"Whew! …”
Pressing the special button, there was a buzz at the two rows of large exhaust holes at the rear of the car, and a blue brilliant flame was sprayed in an instant, the body paused in the air, and the arc of the downward tilting front began to rise slightly, and the speed of flight accelerated.
Racing towards the mountain road at great speed.
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The jaws of the audience and reporters at the bridge fell to the ground, is it really a special effects movie? How could a car breathe fire for no reason? Is this a dream?
When some of the originally calm audience saw the gorgeous blue flames, they couldn't calm down and became excited, and some of the audience burst into rudeness.
"The second Olympics... This is driving a flying car?! … It's amazing... This racer is really... Firecrackers in the crotch of your pants - the dick exploded!! ”
"Whew! ~ Why are you flying in the air, you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die, ah?? You're still laughing! You can still laugh, is it satisfying to die with me?! I'm not a peony flower!! ”
Xin'er shouted in despair, and grabbed the "handbrake brake" nervously.
Then he whispered: "Why is it still ruan... Isn't it yang..."
Li Xian was speechless when he heard this.
What an out-and-out living treasure.
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"Hey! Wife, ha, Emma, the game is not over yet, why am I so happy, ah?!?! Hahaha! That girl is so cute! It's going to be mine! ”
On the BMW Z4, the bald head stepped on the accelerator and shouted excitedly, victory is in sight.
"Cut!"
The girl is unhappy, of course she wants to lose baldly, and then from that handsome guy, and then with her, how beautiful, but in the current situation, it is obviously impossible to fulfill, only to indirectly spoil the girl.
But I didn't expect that the handsome guy who drove the R8 sports car had rubbish driving skills, and he couldn't even start!
"Husband! Look! ”
The girl looked at the sky outside the open hood and suddenly exclaimed.
The bald man who was concentrating on driving was helpless.
"Wife, don't you want that young man to lose, so you want to divert my attention, really, you can only hug a handsome guy and I can't invite a beauty? Haha, are you afraid that I will leave you? Hehe, don't fall in love with my appearance, brother is just a legend! ”
The bald narcissistic said, and after speaking, he touched the shiny bald head.
"No, no, you... Look at the sky... That one... Be... Is it an airplane? Rook?! ”
The girl looked at the sky in the distance in horror, and it was too late to correct the bald head.
"Cut, planes? Why didn't you tell me to knock him down? Why don't you tell me to watch UFOs?! Why don't you tell me to watch beautiful women... Belch! … No way?!?! … What is this TM?! How are you flying!! ”
Hearing the girl's words, he concentrated on watching the bald head of the car as if he was not affected, and continued to step on the accelerator, but when a beam of high beams shone in front of his eyes, the roaring suddenly stopped, and then he screamed, his eyes were propped up, and he looked at the flying car in the sky with a frightened face.
"What are you still stunned about? Turn! Want to be stoned to death? ”
The girl found that the bald head was still stunned, so she simply pulled the steering wheel herself, and at this moment she could clearly see the chassis of the R8 and the crazy four-wheel drive.
"Squeak! Burst! ”
The direction changed, the Z4 drifted on the road, and the Audi driven by Li Xian finally landed, with a pop, and the sand fog was blown up and fell on the sand on the side of the road.
"Damn! What a madman! He's really taking a shortcut, don't you want to die! Cough! The smoke is really big, why is this car so heavy, how many tons is it?! ”
Both sports cars were stuck in the sand, the four tires were spinning wildly, but they couldn't move half a step, and after the quicksand on the tires was thrown away, they sank deeper and deeper, and the chassis touched the ground.
"Damn, it's sunk in! It's you, pull me on the steering wheel! ”
The bald car couldn't move in the sand, blaming the girl.
"If I don't pull the steering wheel, the car is a discus throw now!! You are Wu Dalang!! ”
The girl retorted angrily, not knowing why this bald head was so shameless. It is said that Wu Dalang obviously bought baked cakes, why is it flat? …
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Inside an Audi.
"Ah, scared the baby to death! I thought it was dead this time! ”
Xin'er found Li Xian, who opened the door and went out, thinking that he had given up the game, and hurriedly continued.
"Eh, what are you doing when you get out of the car? Keep on the gas! Maybe there's still hope to get out of the sand! ”
He moved quickly, and after Xin'er finished speaking, the person was already behind the car.
Reporters flocked to the bridge, which had not seen such a wonderful car race for a long time, and the bridge was already crowded with human heads.
"Husband... Poof, haha! Don't struggle, there's no way to move a sports car in such soft sand, the race isn't over yet, why am I so happy? Huh, huh? You're still calling buddies to drag them out? Don't think about it, there are so many reporters, you have to cheat in public? ”
In this way, the game between the two is now even at a level, it is very likely that the handsome young man of R8 will win, of course the girl is very happy, learning to speak with a bald head, and still preventing the bald head from calling someone to pull the car, this piece of runway territory was originally contracted by the bald head, if he wants to pull the car, it will be completed soon, and the young man's car may not work.
Xin'er looked at Li Xian, he walked to the trunk, and he was very worried, because this game really decided whether he would stay or be caught by the ugly bald head.
secretly said in his heart: If you are caught by a bald head, it is better to notify the motherland, and then bring yourself back...... Thinking of this, I felt a lot more comfortable, but I was still a little reluctant to leave Li Xian.
"Don't struggle, in the process of flying just now, it's lucky that you didn't die, and you still want to push the sports car? What a dream! … Belch! ”
Looking out the window at the slow-moving road, Xin'er's teasing came to an abrupt end.
"Also... It's also promoted! Your power... It's really perverted! ”
Push the front wheels onto the asphalt road before getting into the car to start.
"Buzz."
After a few throttles, Li Xian's sports car disappeared in the eyes of the bald head.
At this moment, the bald head was already dumbfounded.
"Push... Is the cart still pushing so easily? That bunny-hat guy is Hercules' job? Or is his car lighter?! ”
Glimpsing the girl in the co-pilot seat who was still waving and kissing goodbye, she spat out the window and shouted disdainfully.
"What's wrong with the sub-Olympics? Look at me, uncle! cnmnb! Lao Tzu can still push the car, hum, it's not as strong as a little hairy child. ”
From the beginning to the present, Li Xian has been sitting in the car, so the bald head does not know whether Li Xian's figure is tall and what his strength is.
After speaking, without waiting for his subordinates' trailers to come, he unbuckled his seat belt and walked to the rear, looking at Li Xian's cart It was not difficult, how could the ten years he spent moving bricks when he started a business from scratch been in vain? The old sweat cart on the professional ship has been practicing for at least 20 years! (Ahem...) What a pull-up to the cart! Isn't it better than a little kid?
The bald head thought, and stretched out his thick hand and began to push it up hard.