"Uh...... That's not right! Don't you think of me as your wife?! ”

"What wife?? I already have a wife! You should be my slave! Does the slave girl know?! Get back to work! ”

The girl was disappointed: "What! You already have a wife?! …… Then I won't do it! Break! ”

"Huh! Worship your size! Can you come and go as you want? Be careful what I tell the media! Say you're not keeping your word! ”

When she heard this, her back shook obviously, and then she walked back in a gray voice:

"Okay, then I'll be your junior, and it's not bad to be a handsome guy's junior! ~" Xiaomei smiled proudly.

it! When did it become so glorious to be a junior?! If the whole world was like this, it would be over, and I really wanted to kick her to death.

Li Xian shouted in his heart, on the surface, he was still unfazed, but in fact, he looked down on this woman more and more.

“…… Do it yourself!! ”

"Alright! Give me the address of my home...... I'm going to clean up! ”

——

As soon as the girl left, Xiaomei posted it again, and Li Xian was a little suspicious that this was a harem that the bald head deliberately pasted for himself? It's good to break up Xin'er and herself.

"Hey! Why didn't you reply to me when I texted you?! ”

Her tone is more dragged, worthy of being a social sister, as if the tattoo on her white chest has added another pattern, I really didn't expect the director to put her in the trap. Well, this is not the other.

"I didn't use the buttons! Don't add me. ”

I really want Xin'er to come back early, and then explain to her: This is what she posted herself! Don't be jealous.

If Xin'er goes back to her parents' house again, maybe she will ask herself to blow up Country Y next time.

"Didn't use the buckle? Then why did you delete my comment? ”

"......" didn't bother to answer her. Turning around, she was about to leave, but she started crying.

"Woo woo woo ~ ...... You bad guy! … Fool someone and leave, you're so annoying! ”

Her crying voice attracted the attention of several passers-by, and then the passers-by sighed: "Hey! Girls now! ~ I don't know how to cherish myself! …”

"It's... This..."

I'm speechless! What is it that is a negative man?! Did I eat your meat? Did I use your stuff?! I didn't even touch you!! Even if the courier guy gets you covered in sewage, it's none of my business! Anyway, the courier brother still told you to stay away! You don't want to avoid it! Blame me??

"Huh! Don't go! I didn't say you're a negative person! ……”

Xiaomei complained bitterly, and then began to cry again, saying that women are really natural actors!

I really couldn't stand the girl crying in front of me, so I persuaded a little, anyway, I can't leave here right now, otherwise Xin'er won't be able to find me when she comes back in a while.

"Don't cry! Speak slowly...... I'm listening. ”

"That's great! You can be my bosom friend, I am willing to be a person... Uh, no, I'm willing to treat you to a ...... Fruit! ”

Xiaomei's change of words is too fast!

Looking at the direction of the fruit stall she pointed, okay, eat fruit if you eat fruit, why is the uncle who sells fruit so familiar?! Is it a delusion?

Feed! It's really him! It's too small.

Xiaomei wiped her tears and said pitifully: "I'm out of love." ”

Li Xian nodded: "Oh." ”

"I've been sad lately."

"Oh."

"I need comfort!"

"Oh."

"What else are you going to do?! Is it okay to read oh separately? ”

"Oh, and I still eat."

“……”

Xiaomei stomped her feet angrily: "I really seriously doubt your emotional intelligence!" ”

"Awards, awards."

“…… Hum! Don't talk, just listen to me! ”

"Oh."

Xiaomei suppressed the urge to rush over and hit him, gritted her teeth and asked, "Can't you ask me a general question?!" ”

"Okay."

sighed, I just kept saying oh I was deliberately angry with her, and the lovelorn girl still needs a lot of care!

"Where did you and your ex-boyfriend meet?"

Xiaomei pursed her lips, and also planned to learn Li Xian's way of answering that made people light, although she didn't have an egg:

"Weibo."

"And what about his income??"

Li Xian still knows common sense, many people have a certain chance of breaking up because of income mismatch, to put it bluntly, the man is shy in his pocket.

"Meager."

Xiaomei replied lightly.

I didn't understand it all of a sudden, and I thought it was a micro-pulse!

"What caused the breakup ???"

"Micro erection."

“……”

Li Xian was stunned, didn't understand, and asked again:

"What?"

"We're erect!"

Xiaomei's face was slightly red, but she met the top-grade Li Xian, and it is estimated that today's 'jumping into the Yellow River' cannot be explained clearly.

"Huh?"

“…… Why don't you understand? ”

"How do I understand?! The three answers are all micro-pulses! It's strange if you understand it! ”

“……”

Xiaomei rubbed her forehead, how do you feel that she is an old driver in front of this handsome guy?! It's still very old.

"Nothing! It's good if you're happy! ”

Xiaomei rolled her eyes, the sentence 'It's good if you're happy' contains a lot of meanings.

Changing the topic and wanting to express her sad love story, she casually found the star news on her mobile phone and said:

"Why did Black Lily, Mu Mu Dan, and Ma Caorong cheat? Is there no love in the world? ”

What she meant on the side was, I was dumped too, come and let me know what love is! The second is to get the awakening of outsiders, hoping that they can help themselves if they understand.

Li Xian didn't speak, then pointed to the bird on the tree on the side of the road, and shook his head silently.

Xiaomei's eyes lit up, and she suddenly realized, like an empowerment, and said excitedly:

"Do you mean to say that love is like a bird, plain, but everywhere? Or is it... Even if you break up, you must be like a bird, free and happy, soaring between heaven and earth? ”

"Leak, leak, leak! You're wrong...... I'm talking about other people's cheating, what's your business? ”

"Die!! ……”

"Ugh."

Yo...... It's worthy of being a social sister, and the fist power is quite big, but the fight is still the same as tickling, but it's bigger than ordinary people.

She was still angry with herself, but in the end, at her request, she handed over her phone number.

Give it to her, but if she dares to harass herself, give her a blacklist!

That kind of woman Li Xian is still relatively clear, not to mention the flowers, she is still very ostentatious, but I don't know what her origin is, and she can ask Daxuan to help with human flesh after she goes back.

Xin'er asked Youtong Express to help transport it back, and the maca of 999 yuan, plus the heavy packaging, added up to a lot of weight.

I didn't have a car, I had to take a taxi or a bus to get home.

It's noon, and if you take a taxi, it will definitely be very congested, but the bus has its own lane, and the speed must be much faster.