Simao grinned and said, "Is the fifth brother's strip ready?"

Although Kui Wu was surprised how Simao asked about the submission, he still replied truthfully: "It has already been prepared." Xiao Yanagi took charge of my book, and after taking the confessions of Fu Jiu and others, he also wrote the note, "After that, he turned his head and looked at Xiao Yanagi beside him.

Koyanagi understood, took out a hard fold from the boot page, and handed it to Simao. In fact, this is an official document commonly used by officials to report to their superiors. Simao took it and opened it to take a look, the ink was still fresh, and he hurriedly read it at a glance and ten lines, and pondered for a moment, and did not directly follow the words just now, but diverted from the topic, and still said with a smile: "It is said that the pen is like a knife, and once you enter the public gate, you will not turn around, Brother Liu is really a good article." This reminds me of an interesting incident in the Kangxi Dynasty. ”

Hearing that there was a story and wine, everyone raised their spirits and waited for Simao's next words.

"When Kangxi Ye held a sacrificial ceremony that year, the officials lined up in order according to their grades and bowed down. Among them, there is a first-class member A, who is mean, bent and welcoming, good at pinching people's pigtails, and makes a small report behind his back as a promotion level, which is very despised by his colleagues. The sacrificial ceremony is a major event of the imperial court, and officials are required to behave properly, otherwise they will be impeached for disrespecting the Heavenly Ancestors, which is a felony. Of course, this big man A would not let go of this opportunity to rectify the person, so after the salute, he submitted a note to impeach a squire who had a grudge against him, and looked around. If it is an ordinary person, that squire is bound to be unlucky, at least a demote and punishment will not be able to escape, if it is a square emperor like Yongzhengye, it is possible to be dismissed and questioned. Fortunately, Kangxi Ye is not a lord who listens and believes partially, so he dictated to official B, who is also a member of the first grade, and asked him if he knew and whether what official A said was true. This official A doesn't like people who stir up trouble, but he doesn't want to offend people, so it's hard for him to live now. ”

Kui Wu interjected: "That's not easy, isn't it over if you reply to the emperor if you don't know?"

Simao smiled and said: "This answer is not an exaggeration, but this story tastes like chewing wax, and there is nothing to hear." That's what the first rank of member B wants to repeat. It shows that the fifth brother can be listed as a product in the future. ”

This joke was so intriguing, and he praised Kui Wu, and the answer was so wonderful. Kui Wu really grinned and said, "Borrowing your good words, brother, I don't dare to think of a product."

Simao continued: "It just so happens that this big man's clerk is an old-fashioned and enthusiastic person, and he is a first-class talent who is full of quick and witty, and he has the intention to punish the mean official A, and he will not cause trouble for the owner, so he will help the unlucky waiter, so he drafted a proposal, which is simply eight words and two sentences. Make this war invisible. ”

Everyone was whetted at once, and Huanxituo couldn't help but preemptively ask, "Oh, which eight words?"

"Ranked in the front class, there is no other etiquette." When Simao said this, some people understood, some people were confused, and most of them looked at him in a daze. All the people present are Jianghu men, and there are few people who read, so Simao explained: "It means that the first-class master is standing in front, and I can't look left and right according to etiquette, and I just don't see the sound outside the strings."

Kui Wu's face was clouded: "Isn't it a ball with me?" What's the difference? ”

Simao smiled and didn't answer, and Xiao Liu came out with a sentence on the side: "That first-class officer A is also in the front class, and he doesn't care about anything else, why do you see that the waiter behind the butt is not behaving properly?"

This sentence made everyone suddenly realize, and the case was amazing, and Huanxituo even knocked the table loudly, and the fat of laughter trembled: "Wilted, this book is really fucking wilted."

Kui Wu grinned and couldn't stop laughing, and his curiosity was overflowing: "Brother Simao, what happened then?" ”

Simao said lightly: "What else?" Kangxi Ye is not a master who is easy to fool, as soon as he looks at this echo, his heart is like a mirror, these two parties each hit fifty boards, and issued an order to reprimand something, and the first-class member A fell into a stone and hit his own feet, and was passed as a laughing stock by his colleagues. ”

Wang Fugui asked the key point in one sentence: "Brother Simao, does this matter have anything to do with how to deal with Fujiu?" ”

Xiao Yanagi's mind was smart, and he looked at Simao with flickering eyes: "You mean to make a fuss about official documents?" ”

Simao nodded: "What you wrote on this submission is that Fu Jiu plundered passing civilian ships and was captured by the officials and soldiers." Judging from the cause of this case, the looting of civilian ships belongs to local security, and of course it must be handled by the Yamen of Zhentai, who is in charge of the judiciary of a province. ”

Kui Wu's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "That's it, I'm worried about this matter, the case is handed over to the Yamen of Zhentai, and our buddies won't be able to eat alone, and we will cheapen others for nothing." ”

Simao said with a smile: "Actually, it's simple, just change the cause of this case to one sentence, Fu Jiu and others looted the grain and straw of the officers and soldiers, and took it on the spot for the Eight Banners Army escorted by Jingzhou." ”

Before Kui Wu's mind turned around, Xiao Yanagi had already suddenly realized: "The looting of military funds is not a case of local security, it should be decided by the Governor's Palace, this is a full military achievement." ”

Kui Wuzhong slapped Simao on the shoulder: "Brother Simao, if you become an official, you will have no one else's way to live." Amazing, really fucking amazing, just this sentence, let our brothers swallow this credit alone, as long as the person does not hand it over to the place, in the hands of our masters, the few miscellaneous pieces of Fujiu are not pinched if they want to pinch the circle, and they can pinch the square if they want to? Brother toasts you with a glass of wine, this case is handled, let my brother thank you, you just ask. ”

After Simao picked up the wine glass and touched it with Kui Wu, he drank it all, and after drinking the wine, he looked at Kui Wu with burning eyes and said, "Fifth brother, I only have one reluctant request." ”

Kui Wu waved his hand: "Just say, who of our buddies is with whom, as long as the fifth brother can do it, he will definitely agree." ”

A cold light flashed in Simao's eyes: "I don't care about the others, only this sixth son, the fifth brother must kill him." ”

A trace of doubt flashed on Kui Wu's face, but it disappeared in an instant, and he said categorically: "Cheng, I must kill him." ”

How clever Simao is, from Kui Wu's face, he has already guessed that Kui Wu is a little muttering in his heart, first, he may think that this sixth son has a deep hatred with himself, so he will want to kill him with a knife. The second is that although Kui Wu wants to know the reason, but because there is a word in advance, everything that can be done is not accurate, and the people in the rivers and lakes are particularly particular about being a bachelor, and it is impossible to be anticlimactic in front of so many people, so he doesn't even ask the reason. However, Simao is familiar with the world, and he has a lot of singles, these tricks are not broken, and there is always a pimple in his heart.

Thinking of this, Simao smiled faintly: "Don't hide it from the fifth brother, although I personally have grievances with the sixth son, but it is not so big that I don't share the sky, the reason why I want to take his life is really because this kid is full of evil, he and Xu Sandao do business in secret caves, and he has dozens of lives on his back, these ironclad evidence are in my brother's hands, fifth brother, you accepted him on behalf of the sky, that is a great merit." ”

When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized, and couldn't help but glance at Simao again, he asked for Kui Wu's matter was not to avenge himself by the hands of his friends, but to eliminate evil for the soul, and the secret cave is the most despicable business in the rivers and lakes, it is a matter of common anger between people and gods, and people who do this kind of thing are naturally innocent, and getting rid of them is a great good deed for their children and grandchildren, in this way, Simao is not asking for Kui Wu, but sending a great merit to Kui Wu. It's just that his words are really beautiful, so that Kui Wudeli doesn't say it, but has face again.

Kui Wu laughed: "Brother Simao, it's exciting and interesting to call you friends." ”

These words reached the hearts of everyone present, and everyone responded violently, toasted together, and set off a round of wine fighting climax with a noisy shout.