Chapter 54: The Carrot and the Stick
Guo Yi wanted to leave, but Queen He was so strong to stay, he didn't have a way, he couldn't really walk away.
"You have to be careful." Empress He suddenly said something inexplicable.
Guo Yi was also stunned for a moment, and said, "The minister is stupid." ”
Empress He held his hand and squeezed it, and said with a smile: "They all call you Lu Ban reincarnated." It's a pity that Lu Ban is not Song Yu and doesn't understand women's hearts. ”
"Please make it clear to the Queen." Guo Yi didn't like this kind of roundabout conversation, if it weren't for Queen He holding him and his arm could touch the soft twin peaks, he would have pulled out his hand and said goodbye.
"This woman is a marrow eater." Queen He smiled ambiguously, paused, and sneered: "That Guo Guiren, before he was lucky, wasn't he honest? Now that I know how good a man is, I look for Shaofu to buy fake male roots to relieve my boredom. ”
"Uh......" Guo Yi was a little speechless, you really supervise the three palaces and six courts, you know this kind of?
"Bengong said bluntly, the concubine in your family has given birth. You can't do anything, if you are always watching at home, she naturally does not dare to move. If you're gone......"
"Ahem." Guo Yi coughed dryly, "This is Weichen's housework, don't bother the queen." ”
"Hmm." Empress He nodded, let go of his hand, walked to the small pavilion in three or two steps, flicked her clothes, and turned around and sat down.
How long does it take to go from a gentle and touching southern girl to a ruthless queen of the deep palace?
Empress Ho tells you, five steps! Yes, just walk into the pavilion, turn around and sit down, which is less than five seconds. The woman who was chatting with deep boudoirs just now was "dead"! There is only one "queen" in front of you!
"Get on your knees!"
An order that cannot be questioned, cannot be refuted.
Guo Yi also walked into the pavilion in three or two steps, and one step away from her, made a big salute, knelt down, and shouted, "Minister Guo Yi, meet the queen mother!" "He can also quickly become a subservient bureaucrat.
Empress He asked sharply, "This palace asks you, do you want to be a minister of the dragon, or a dry bone in the wilderness?" ”
Come on, too! Emperor Ling of Han on the dog day, he has never learned to have a young child and a happy life?! The only child is good, the government will provide for the elderly! CTMD Emperor Han Ling! Isn't it over to give birth to one? CTMD!
Wait a minute! That Empress Dowager Dong, it doesn't seem to work. I saw it once when I tried the sword that day, an old woman in her fifties, not interested!
"Answer!" Queen He doesn't care what is going on in his head, she just wants her own results.
Guo Yi was naturally honest, and said respectfully: "The minister is willing to be the minister of the dragon!" ”
"Fart!" Queen He was furious, quickly stood up, and stomped on his head, with a "bang", Guo Yi's forehead hit the bluestone slab, and Jin Xianguan's crown was also trampled.
"You, a minister from the dragon, are afraid of the dragon from the Empress Dowager Dong?"
Damn it! If this revenge is not avenged, Lao Tzu will not be a man! Where can the soul of a modern man endure such humiliation? Someone stepped on the head? Fuck it!
"Wechen has no such intention! Weichen and Dong Hou don't know each other, and they haven't seen each other, so how can they help each other? Empress Mingjian. ”
"Dare to quibble?" Empress He was very angry! Very angry! The force of his feet was a little stronger, and he stepped on the ground and rubbed his head, which was almost used as a skateboard shoe.
"I ask you! What's the deal with the establishment of a new army in the West Garden? ”
You should ask why your family has a monopoly on military power! Guo Yi's only good impression of the He family disappeared at this moment, and Lao Tzu had no interest in being a slave! Lao Tzu is waiting for He Jin to be cut down, the day Dong Zhuo enters the court!
"This matter has been planned by the ten permanent servants for a long time, and the minister also learned about it from Yuan Benchu. Presumably, the general has already understood the middle joint. ”
"Oh?" Empress He thought about it, He Jin had never mentioned this matter to her, and she also relied on the people she arranged by Emperor Han Ling to find out today. But even if He Jin made preparations, Guo Yi shouldn't have given advice to the Ten Standing Servants today. "Then you said that the general should be the deputy and the close attendant be the right, what do you want? The Ten Servants have done this to you, and you have counseled for them? What a good dog. ”
"The queen has wronged the minister!" Guo Yi wanted to chop off the leg that was stepping on his head, but he couldn't. I can't be like Cao Cao, Zhou Gong spit and feed, and the world will return to his heart. But at least you have to be like Han Xin to be humiliated by your crotch! After Han Xin's rise, he found the person who insulted him back then to take revenge, and he can too! These accounts can be calculated slowly!
Empress He stepped on it again and said coldly: "Tell me, where did this palace wronged you?" Do you want to act as if this didn't happen? ”
She has a very good impression of Guo Yi, such a handsome and handsome man is liked by a woman. But she also knows very well that power is her first pursuit, and she delays her queen mother's plan for a "no-lift" embroidered pillow? She's not stupid enough to be that stupid!
"Please raise the queen's noble feet, and Weichen can also give advice to the queen." Guo Yi was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to control the outburst, so he moved this leg away first to dissipate his anger.
"Hmph." Empress He removed her feet, sat back on the fenced chair of the pavilion, and said coldly, "Get up." ”
"Empress Xie." Guo Yi hurriedly got up, ready to take off the hat that was trampled on and stuck in his hair. But the broken beam got tangled in his hair. In modern times, I have always wanted long hair to be fluttery, but now I understand the trouble of long hair.
"Come here." Empress He patted the chair beside her.
"Yes." Guo Yi hurriedly sat down.
Empress He gave him a blank look, reached out to help him get his hat, "Bow your head!" ”
Guo Yi's height of 1.95 meters is a head taller than Queen He, who is 1.75 meters, and she wants to help deal with her hair, so he can only keep his head down. This bowed his head, a face was only one centimeter away from the white jade-like chest, and the bridge of his towering nose was about to walk into the valley, and between breathing and breathing, spring flowers bloomed.
"Alright." Empress He took off her hat, threw it on the ground, took out a silk handkerchief, and gently wiped her skin, blushing like a maple leaf in September.
Seeing Guo Yi's fascination and his unaware expression, Queen He was quite complacent, and she stuffed a sweet date with a stick, which was tried and tested. A "don't lift" goods, show him what's wrong?
"Tell me, what's your plan?"
"Queen, please listen to the minister." Guo Yi moved his butt without any scruples, and sat next to Queen He, sticking tightly. The right arm went around Empress He's back from behind, put it on the railing, and whispered in her ear: "Weichen is planning this plan, not for the emperor, not for the ten permanent servants, not for the general, not for the general of the chariot, not for the general, not for the third prince and nine kings, not for the empress dowager, only for the queen's mother, only for the prince, only for the future son of the Han Dynasty." ”
"Uh-huh, let's talk about it." Empress He enjoyed this intimate posture very much and liked this ambiguous atmosphere. Especially with a handsome man, who is still a "no danger" man, his body involuntarily leaned towards his arms. But in his heart, he was thinking about Guo Yi's indecent behavior today, how to calculate it back after Liu Wei ascended the throne!
The women of the court are realistic, and this is especially true of Empress He. Guo Yi doesn't have to guess to know that she is a "radish and a stick"! It's a pity that I'm not the material to be a slave! Step on the humiliating account, Lao Tzu must count! Sleeping with Lao Tzu can't offset it! Now you can take advantage of the cheap, anyway, you don't lose!