Chapter 19: Dead Fat Man, You Pit Me!
When Zhang Xiaowu rushed to the agreed place with a sweat on his head, Shi Qian seemed to have already arrived, but there were dozens of wooden stakes two meters high and the thickness of an adult man's thighs standing around Shi Qian.
Zhang Xiaowu panted and pointed to the stake and asked, "Master, what is this?" ”
"Put this on, and stand on the stake!" Shi Qian said, throwing out something similar to a vest from behind, but when the "vest" fell to the ground, Zhang Xiaowu obviously felt the ground tremble in front of his feet...
Zhang Xiaowu didn't ink either, he stretched out his hand and wanted to pick up the vest, but when his hand grabbed the vest, his face became embarrassed, because this seemingly thin vest weighed at least more than fifty catties!
"Master, do you really want to wear this thing?" Zhang Xiaowu's body was already weak, if he wore this thing, he really didn't know how to climb the 2-meter-high wooden stake...
Shi Qian's chubby face was a little displeased, a big hand held the soft sword at his waist, and his small eyes narrowed slightly: "Do you want to wear it?" ”
"I wear it, I wear it!" Zhang Xiaowu hurriedly picked up the vest and put it on his body with great effort, he was really afraid that this dead fat man would slaughter himself without saying a word, wouldn't he just learn a light skill? Don't be so serious!
When the heavy vest was worn on Zhang Xiaowu's body, Zhang Xiaowu clearly felt that this broken thing was definitely not as light as he thought, "Master, I'm ready to wear it!" ”
"Go up!" Shi Qian didn't know when, there was already a slender leather whip in his hand, and he looked at himself with a wicked smile.
When Zhang Xiaowu saw the leather whip, the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, this dead fat man can't be used to whip me, right!?
Under the coercion of the times, Zhang Xiaowu walked to the stump slowly, touched the smooth stake, and couldn't help but scold in his heart, dead fat, good stake, what do you have to peel off the skin for!
Although he was a little unhappy in his heart, if these are all things that are beneficial to learning light skills, then in the big suffering, he Zhang Xiaowu also has to give it a try!
However, the smooth wooden stake, Zhang Xiaowu tried many times, but he couldn't climb it.
"Master, how do you see this?" Zhang Xiaowu looked at Shi Qian with an innocent face.
"Smack!"
"Alas, I'll go, master! Don't smoke me! Zhang Xiaowu didn't wait for Shi Qian's reply, but ushered in a heavy whip! Suddenly jumped up in pain.
Although it was very painful, what surprised Zhang Xiaowu was that he was afraid of being whipped just now, so he jumped up and grabbed the top of the stake with both hands!
After laboriously climbing the stake, Zhang Xiaowu glanced at Shi Qian proudly.
But I didn't expect Shi Qian's chubby head to nod and say with satisfaction: "Yes, it took me a month to climb the stake of your master back then, and I have the demeanor of your master and me back then!" ”
The black line on Zhang Xiaowuyi's head, it took you a month to climb up, and it only took me 2 hours to come up, and I am embarrassed to say that you have the style of the year? And looking at the dead fat man, that white and tender face, he is not too old at all!
Seeing Zhang Xiaowu looking at him with strange eyes, Shi Qian shook the leather whip in his hand and said coldly: "Haven't you ever seen such a handsome master?" Did it make you lazy? Find out if it's pumping, stand up for me! ”
Zhang Xiaowuyi saw that the dead fat man wanted to pump himself again, so he stood up on the stake slowly.
"That's it! Just stand like this, and you won't be allowed to come down without my permission. After Shi Qian finished speaking, he found a shady place and sat down, took out a gourd-shaped wine jug out of nowhere, and drank it in a big gulp.
Zhang Xiaowu swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and whispered: "That, master, you can also give my apprentice a sip!" ”
Zhang Xiaowu is indeed thirsty now, he came out in the morning and walked more than ten miles to get here, and then he was carrying this heavy vest, and his lips were already a little chapped.
"Huh? Want to drink? Shi Qian glanced at Zhang Xiaowu and asked.
Zhang Xiaowu nodded hurriedly.
"Good! I want to drink it and take it myself! Shi Qian jumped up directly, hung the wine jug in his hand on the last wooden stake opposite Zhang Xiaowu, then clapped his hands and returned to the shade.
Looking at the wine jug that was close at hand, Zhang Xiaowu tried to move his body, but he almost didn't plant it from the tree, let alone let him get the wine jug, now it's just to let Zhang Xiaowu move, he doesn't have the strength anymore, Zhang Xiaowu hesitated, licked his chapped lips, gritted his teeth and said, "Fight!" ”
When one of Zhang Xiaowu's stepped on another stake, Shi Qian's eyes narrowed when he was sitting below, what a good seedling, it took me half a month to take the first step, and this kid did it in such a short time!
Of course, when Shi Qian thought about this, he had completely ignored his figure and body shape, if he wanted to do this with another man with the same body shape as him, let alone a year, it was three or five years, and he might not be able to do it without losing weight!
After taking the first step, Zhang Xiaowu was overjoyed and tried to take the second step, but he didn't expect his body to shake and plant directly from the stump.
Shi Qian picked up the wine jug, threw it to Zhang Xiaowu's side, and said coldly: "It's not bad!" Practice here today, tomorrow is still this hour, you are here here. ”
Zhang Xiaowu still listened to those now, grabbed the wine jug, and poured it in a big gulp.
Shi Qian, who was about to leave, suddenly turned around and said: "Oh, by the way, this vest you are wearing is a treasure stolen from the palace by your ancestor, named Jin Jing Armor, which is said to be cast from thousand-year-old meteoric iron, weighing 43.3 kilograms, and invulnerable, so you can wear it in the future!" You are not allowed to take it down without my permission, you know? ”
Seeing Zhang Xiaowu's full of promises, Shi Qian walked to Zhang Xiaowu's side uneasily, squatted down, touched the golden crystal armor, and then nodded reassuringly and prepared to leave.
"Master, what are you touching?" Zhang Xiaowu always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't see what the dead fat man was groping.
"It's nothing, you can take your time!" As he spoke, Shi Qian jumped onto the tree and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Zhang Xiaowu saw that the dead fat man had gone away, so he hurriedly got up from the ground, ready to take off this thing on his body, joking that he had been wearing this broken thing, how many "big things" he had to delay!
But Zhang Xiaowu tried for a long time, but he couldn't take this thing off, but he clung to his body even more, thinking of Shi Qian's previous actions, Zhang Xiaowu seemed to understand something, and the angry Zhang Xiaowu yelled in the direction where Shi Qian disappeared: "Dead fatty, you pit me, I won't finish with you, master!" ”