Chapter 21 The County Order to Suppress Bandits - Preparation (4)
Chapter 21 County Order Suppression of Bandits - Preparation (4)
When the money was about to run out, Zhao Kang finally remembered an important matter, he and Fugu County Cheng You Wanxiong jointly made a name for themselves, and asked Zheng Chongjian, the governor of the three sides, to form a civil group in Fugu County.
Zhao Kang thought to himself: It is probably because of the lack of gifts. This Ming Dynasty, it is said that the whole country, no one is not greedy, and if they don't give some gifts, it is really possible to be suppressed when they run a militia group.
But what is the best gift? Music box? Ragdolls? Don't be funny, the other party is the governor of the three sides, not Qin Huai Bayan......
Zhao Kang couldn't think of any gift to give, so he called his friend Fan Jian for help: "Fan Jian, I have a big brother in society who is going to celebrate his birthday, can you help me think about what to give?" ”
Fan Jian's voice on the other end of the phone came with some worship: "Akang, are you so good?" I still know the big brother of the black [society]? ”
You know, the black [society] will be! In the minds of junior high school friends, it is an extremely terrifying, but extremely worshipful existence.
Zhao Kang said impatiently: "Yes, I don't know what to send now." ”
Fan Jiandao: "That's not simple. If you don't have any money, you can carry a case of beer. If you have money, you can send it directly. Grandpa Mao's head is much more effective than any other bells and whistles. In case your eldest brother is in a good mood and promotes you to some kind of hall master, incense master or something, don't forget to bring me to mix with you! ”
Zhao Kang said: "Get out." I'll hang up first! ”
Fan Jian's words gave Zhao Kang a great inspiration, and it is indeed true, how can other miscellaneous things be sent directly to money!
Zhao Kang used Taobao to buy it, and to his surprise, he could buy silver directly on Taobao! And the price is much cheaper than he imagined, 99.9999% purity of 4N silver, only more than four dollars a gram. According to the algorithm of the Ming Dynasty, one tael of 31.25 grams is only more than 100 yuan.
You must know that in Fugu County at the end of the Ming Dynasty, ten taels of silver could buy a large villa. In modern society, if you take 2,000 yuan to buy a house in Fugu, others will only treat you as an escape from Qingshan Mental Hospital.
After calculating that there were more than 400,000 soft sister coins on his body, Zhao Kang contacted the seller and asked for the silver bars to be made into one or two of the Ming Dynasty standard, and ordered 3,000 pieces at a price of 130 yuan each.
At this time, I thought that in ancient times, reading people were not popular piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and then sent something elegant maybe could get unexpected results. But soon Zhao Kang was hit again, those things are cheap and rough in workmanship, and the price is so expensive that he vomits blood, and Zhao Kang, who was a little depressed, simply bought a large glass ball ornament with a diameter of more than 30 cm, crystal clear material, and beautiful base. If you look closely, there are corals, aquatic plants, and fish inside, and they will fluoresce at night, which is so beautiful that you don't want to want it.
The most important thing is that this gift with such beautiful workmanship is not 998! Don't want 888 either! 88 yuan Zhao Kang to take home!
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The three-day holiday of May Day ended quickly, and Zhao Kang, who returned to school, began his boring school life again. As a scumbag student, Zhao Kang couldn't understand the tension of the upcoming high school entrance examination at all.
For Zhao Kang's achievements, his family also has no hope. Come to think of it, as a talent who often scores in the single digits of his exam scores, he really doesn't dare to expect too much from him. Zhao Kang's mother even mentioned on the phone: "Ah Kang, do you remember your cousin named Zhao Daniu?" The one who dropped out of school before graduating from elementary school, he is now working in an electronics factory in Shanghai, and I heard that he has become a foreman, with a monthly salary of more than 5,000! ”
Zhao Kang thought to himself: Is this still his own mother? I don't believe in myself at all, I'm a man with golden thighs, how can I do such a low-level and interesting thing as a part-time job? More than 5,000 a month...... Is this kind of work supposed to be done by a man with golden thighs like Brother Zhao?
Waiting for the next month of crossing, Zhao Kang didn't want to go to the Internet because he had something on his mind, and the only entertainment was to stare stupidly at Teacher Ni Lanni's almost perfect curve during English class.
For example, today, Mr. Ni is wearing a short black skirt, a white shirt, and flesh-colored thin stockings with a slight reflection. From the moment Teacher Ni walked into the classroom, Zhao Kang couldn't wait to rush up and lick it, and then turn into a beast and do something that students shouldn't do.
Zhao Kang said to Fan Jian: "If I marry a wife in the future, I must marry Teacher Ni." Even if I can't marry her, I will marry a woman who looks as beautiful as her. ”
Fan Jian's expression at this time was not much stronger than Zhao Kang's, Zhao Kang's words made him temporarily withdraw that extremely aggressive gaze, wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth before saying, "Just you?" Wake up, right? To tell you a little news, do you know why our teacher Ni is not married yet? ”
Zhao Kang asked suspiciously, "Didn't you hear that she and her boyfriend don't have a good relationship?" Could it be that there is any inside information? ”
Fan Jiandao: "The feelings of the fart are incompatible." I heard that it was because the bride price asked for by our teacher Ni's family was too high, and the man couldn't afford it. ”
Speaking of this, Fan Jian asked rhetorically: "Then do you know where our teacher Ni's hometown is?" ”
Zhao Kang said: "I really don't know this. But it's definitely not our Sichuan's. That standard Mandarin is not something that we Trump can compare. ”
Fan Jiandao: "Bingo, congratulations on your correct answer." Mr. Ni's hometown is from Hebei, and it is said that it is not too far from our capital. I heard that her family asked the man to come up with a bride price of 1 million, and to buy a house in the fifth ring road of the capital! Otherwise, they will not be allowed to marry. I don't know how much a house is worth, but a million, do you know how much? At the level of your family and my family, if you want to marry Teacher Ni, it is estimated that you don't have any doors, and selling all the land and houses in your family is enough for a fraction of the bride price. ”
Hearing this, Zhao Kang thought disdainfully: Isn't it just one million, you may not believe it, I spent more than eight million a few days ago.
But of course you can't say that.
Zhao Kang knocked on the side and asked, "Fan Jian, do you say that as long as I have money, I can marry Teacher Ni as my wife?" ”
Fan Jian was also a little ambiguous: "I think, probably, probably, estimatedly, most likely, maybe I can marry ...... ......."