The rest of the people looked at Meng Yu, looking forward to his poems, although he came from a peasant family, but it did not prevent his poems from being excellent. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Baishan Yueyue glanced at him and said, "Brother Meng, please!" ”

Meng Yu is embarrassed, I'll go! Do you really want me to do it?

"Ahem!"

Meng Yu smiled and said, "Since this is the case, then live up to everyone's expectations!" ”

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In front of the door, the bridge swirls by, a flock of ducks.

Come on, come and count it, two four, six seven eight.

Oops, oops, ducks, that's a lot,

Count and count, I can't count it, how many ducks there are.

Meng Yu smiled, ate two more pieces of cooked beef, and said proudly: "How is this word?" Don't be like this, don't feel like you have nothing to say, really, are you scared by this good song? ”

Everyone was silent, this word was simply bullshit, neither with the title of Miss Rusu's "Fengyue", nor rhymed, and very vulgar, really not eye-catching.

"Poof..."

Xia Er couldn't hold it back, and smiled directly: "Meng Ziran, can you deny it to be true, my sister's question, you are also so hasty?" ”

Ru Su was silent, but his heart was stunned.

Bai Shan invited Yue Zhengse and said: "Brother Meng is really talented, we don't understand this word, I don't know if Meng Gongzi can explain it!" ”

He deliberately said this, just to see Meng Yu make a fool of himself, this word is obviously bullshit, he insisted on saying that Meng Yu is talented, not to make Meng Yu more embarrassed.

Confucius on the side was stunned, he originally wanted to stop Baishan Inviting the Moon, but he was afraid of destroying the relationship between the two, so he had to stop and watch quietly from the side, if Baishan Inviting the Moon was too much, he would also stop it.

Fang Xun, this idiot, was direct, he didn't have the scheming of Baishan Yueyue, so he said: "Brother Meng, what kind of word are you, bullshit, you won't be deliberately happy with us, right?" ”

, smart, you can see this, I originally thought you were a two-hundred-and-five, but I didn't expect you to be quite smart.

Meng Yu glanced at Fang Xun deeply and said, "Hey, Fang Gongzi doesn't know, I watched the atmosphere of Fengming Pavilion being made so sad by a few of you, I really want to enliven the atmosphere, or don't be surprised!" ”

Fang Xun was stunned, not knowing how to answer, but smiled indifferently.

"Ziran, since the atmosphere is also lively, you should also show your real talents, right?"

When Baishan Yingyue heard Meng Yu's words, she was very unhappy, and thought: This bastard, I see how long you can drag on, swim past a group of ducks, I see how many times you can swim!

"Gotta have it!"

Meng Yuwan smiled and said: "It's vulgar, what real talent is there, just like Fang Gongzi said, the children of the peasant family have no talent, so I don't do well, you have to wait to see you!" ”

He treated it indifferently and looked at Ru Su, hehe, how about it, they are going to take the bait, I have to see how they still slap their swollen faces and become fat this time? He mentioned once again that Fang Xun despised him as a farmer's child, which made Fang Xun almost fall to the ground, and lowered his head very badly.

Ru Su didn't like it, glared at him, and said secretly: This stinky guy is really uneasy!

"It's okay!"

Bai Shan invited Yue to smile and said seriously: "Although Ziran does it, we don't blame you for it, isn't ours bad?" ”

"Ahem, come on!"

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The goodness is like water, and the beauty is like jade.

The slippery tongue is condensed with snow, and the spring light is full of respect.

What the? What kind of poem is this, although it is okay, but I always feel that something is wrong, there is a feeling of splicing, and it comes to enliven the atmosphere?

Bai Shan invited Yue to be cold, he felt that Meng Yu was deliberately teasing him, so he was very angry but because Ru Su was here, it was not easy to attack, so he said: "Brother Meng, don't go on like this, I still don't understand this poem, you still use Fengyue as the topic!" ”

"This is not a poem, this is a word, and it is based on the wind and the moon! I'll break the sentence for you! ”

On it, good as water, Ren Fangyuan, beautiful, people like jade, rest

Such as Yun. Slippery mouth, tongue condensed fat snow, spring light, respect for good days.

Burst!

All the girls present almost died of shame, especially Xia Er and Ru Su, both of them were red-faced and red-eared, and they didn't dare to look at Meng Yu, which was really insulting.

I'll go! You have to be Fengyue, why do you do this to me?

They naturally don't recognize Meng Yu's homophony, but even if they don't know the homophony, this word is really explicit.

The girl is happy, her body is very beautiful, very round, her skin is as smooth as jade, and she is wheezing with fragrance, and after a few joys, she is still unhappy, so she uses her tongue instead, which is stained with the man's filthy liquid, and the spring is good, and she can't live up to the good day, so she rejoices several times before giving up.

"You ......"

Xia Er really felt incredible, she always thought that although Meng Yu was more hateful, she didn't expect it to be so unbearable, this word is really unbelievable.

"Mencius!"

Ru Su's face turned delicate, and he said angrily: "You can't be serious, this word is too ......."

She was speechless, and then fell silent.

And the girls upstairs are excited, although this word is explicit, but it is also their usual style, although they feel ashamed, but they feel happy, dare not say more.

This special reaction, look, I have to use Fengyue as the topic, I have shirked it several times, you have to insist, and now you don't like it, it really annoys me!

"Ahem..."

Confucius Ziyan also blushed slightly, and said: "I feel a little uncomfortable in the bottom, take a step first, I'm really sorry, I hope you don't blame!" ”

"In that case, Ziyan, you should go first!"

Baishan Yingyue couldn't stand such straightforward words, and expected that Confucius would be more easily ashamed, so he ordered him to go back

"Haha, don't worry, Gongzi Kong, make a word in the next place!"

"Shu Prostitute"

Say the alliance and swear,

intercession,

The spring is full of paper.

Many should be recited to get rid of the empty scriptures,

Is that gentleman the bottom?

No tea, no rice, no words,

Blindly provide him with emaciation.

Acacia has never been idle,

And that has to curse you.

This is naturally not made by Meng Yu, and he copied it, this "Shu Prostitute" can be described as a must, it was made by a Qinglou woman who was brought back after a guest of Lu You, a poet of the Song Dynasty, and it has been passed down through the ages.

This word feelings from the heart, beginning with loyalty, is very natural, the language is popular, the meaning of the text is easy to understand, almost all are colloquial, no ornamentation, no obscurity, completely out of true feelings, not only make the original character more emotional, more personalized, so that the whole word is lively and lively, closer to life.

Such a word made everyone speechless, and even the word "good" could not be spoken, because it was not only good, but absolute!

"It's ......"

Confucius didn't know how to describe writing a poem.

Everyone was lost in thought, and before they could come to their senses, they heard a sentence.

"Cheap laughs!"

(To be continued)