Chapter 109: Crazy Words
"He's pretty smart!" Instructor Desier crossed his arms.
Leng snorted: "First use the precious three minutes to let each team member recover from the intense exercise of weight-bearing long-distance running, so that they will not be upset when they are engaged in a tedious and meticulous competition such as picking beans." Dividing the beach into 10 pieces, one for each person, can effectively circumvent the emergence of the "intersection" theory in mathematics. However, with these points, I want to complete the assessment in 40 minutes, which is too much to underestimate the elimination project I personally designed! ”
Tang Yuxuan used both hands together, quickly picking up the poor cocoa beans that were like big yellow sand and small in diameter in the sun, and suddenly a member of the Mountain God Special Combat Team of Baramia City next door to him let out a suppressed snort, and the Mountain God Special Combat Team member raised his bloody right hand and shouted loudly: "Report to the instructor, there are broken tiles in these sands!" ”
Tang Yuxuan's heart moved, he carefully put his right hand into the sand, and then lifted it up, just in the noon sun, he carefully observed, in his handful of sand, there were actually four or five broken tiles, and there was even a tattered and rusty steel nail in the middle!
"Isn't it just a little bit of broken glass slag, steel nails, wire rolls and shredded iron sheets?!"
Instructor Desier looked at the soldier of the Mountain God Special Combat Team and asked gently, "On the battlefield, when you had to look for something important on the beach, your finger was stabbed by a steel spike coated with poison, can you blame the enemy for planting these deadly weapons in the beach?" Or if you simply touch a trap planted by the enemy on the beach, you will not only kill yourself, but also let your teammates accompany you! At that time, whether you are dead or not, you should also ask the enemy why you know that your old man is rummaging for things on the beach. Why don't you honestly prepare a clean, safe area without any traps and lethal weapons?! ”
In the end, Instructor Desier was already full of emotion, and he shouted: "If you want to be an excellent soldier, you must not only know the length of large equipment. Knives, these killing tools, will easily break the enemy's neck with a "click" with empty hands, and you must learn to use the same tenderness as the girl to slowly take off every piece of "her" clothes when necessary, even if you are in a hurry to die! ”
Even when the physical and mental strength is at its peak, let a person keep grabbing a handful of sand on the ground, carefully weighing the amount inside, to determine whether there is a cocoa bean the size of a grain of sand mixed in the middle. It's a kind of extremely tedious work, and within thirty minutes, it will make men who have never done this kind of work and usually smug their heads dizzy. What's more, most people start doing this kind of work after running 8,000 meters with weights without any rest or buffering?
was obviously anxious, but he had to use the most gentle and heartfelt movements to grab the tile slag mixed with a large number of cutting hands little by little. Steel nails, wire rolls and crushed iron sheets of sand. Then slowly choose what you need from it, this kind of deficit from extreme movement to extreme quiet, so that everyone feels so tight in their chests that they can't wait to jump up, and they violently impact a girl with a **** body to exhaustion......
After a while, all the members of the team were wounded on their hands, and although the pain was nothing to these soldiers who had undergone the most rigorous training, it was time to put their hands back into the sand. Everyone's movements, but because of the creature instinct to avoid injury and danger, the Lord began to slow down and began to hesitate.
At this moment, some assistant instructors suddenly walked behind those special forces members. "Tell me, three times four divided by two plus seven and then subtracted one hundred and five, and finally multiplied by five, what is the answer?!" ”
The special forces soldiers whose heads were about to explode suddenly faced this arithmetic problem, they were really dumbfounded, the assistant instructor only waited for thirty seconds, and when the participants were still trying to calculate with their messy heads, they had already asked a new question: "How much can he retreat when a punch with a strength of 800N hits an 80-kilogram person, if he is knocked away, what is the distance of the blow, and which part of the body lands first ......!" ”
This question is tantamount to being several times more difficult to come up with than the first one, and the time given is several times longer than the original question. Three minutes later, seeing that the person in front of him still had a stupid face with his mouth wide open, the assistant instructor asked a third question.
One question after another rang in the ears of the special forces soldiers like a hail of bullets, and if they could not pass the test of answering the questions, they would not be allowed to continue the search for cocoa beans.
The problem Tang Yuxuan encountered was relatively much more sven, and he took out a Mayan character that the ghost knows what was written, and it was densely written all over the skin, and the people who read it were cold.
"No matter what method you use, memorize it all, and then come to me and memorize it!"
Looking at the beach that had only searched a third of the way around, and then looking at the bullshit, except for the things that normal adults can understand the limit, which can already be called an abstract article, Tang Yuxuan was really dumbfounded......
What the hell is this...... Tadpoles?
"Brother Xuan, do you need help", at this time, I remembered Xiaohu's voice.
"Look at what is it at this time", Tang Yuxuan said with a sad face.
"Oh, this! Isn't it Maya! It's simple. What's the matter, I'm so bored", Xiaohu lazily arrived.
"My dear, do you recognize these words?" Tang Yuxuan's voice trembled a little.
"Yes, as long as the text is matched and combined, this will not bother me!" , Xiaohu said confidently.
'Wait a minute, I'll read it with you, don't forget'", Tang Yuxuan said excitedly.
"I don't, why", Xiaohu said angrily.
"Okay, ready, I'll ask Sister Yilan to get you something delicious when the time comes, you tell me a few times that I'll practice first", Tang Yuxuan seduced.
"The pink bamboo shoes chewed mint while wearing the earth, squeaking and squeaking on my head, the gray-black sunlight, scattering faint blue streamlines in the air, when I walked on such a wide path, breathing in the fresh air at noon, and humming the nursery rhyme that my grandmother who had died, I was in a really good mood this morning, today I fished into the snake cave and saw the elephant's tiger laying eggs in the nest of red ants, breaking the shell ......"
Following Xiaohu to read such an article, Tang Yuxuan only felt bitter in his mouth, my mother, the person who wrote this thing is definitely a genius among geniuses, an Einstein-like genius, otherwise this kind of thing, how could he be more and more confused the more he recites it, and the more he reads, the more his pupils widen? !
(End of this chapter, please pay attention to the next chapter) (To be continued.) )