Since noon yesterday, Wu Yuanqing squatted in the kitchen with a bowl of noodles and cried so much that he couldn't stop breathing, and the entire Guogong Mansion was quiet, and they all spoke quietly carefully. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Yuanshuang and the three Yang who rushed to the scene after hearing the news were reprimanded, and the three little guys also thought that they had eaten tomatoes for themselves and others, and the eldest brother was sad, so they hid in the kitchen and cried bitterly, and they all drooped their heads and obediently trained.

Wu Yuanqing couldn't explain why he was crying, and he didn't bother to make up reasons, so he simply went back to the house and closed the door to continue to be sad alone, and he didn't come out to eat dinner.

After sleeping and getting up, Wu Yuanqing had already come out of yesterday's sad mood, after all, people have to look forward, and they can't always be immersed in the memories of the past.

Although he is no longer sad, the three people who consciously caused trouble thought that he was just pretending to be fine, and during the meal, the eldest girl and the two little Loli pretended to be cute from time to time and said witty things to make him laugh, and Wu Yuanshuang also searched his stomach and wanted to tell him jokes in his mind with little ink.

"Big brother, I heard a joke from others, saying that when the Liang Dynasty was in the Liang Dynasty, there was a family, and the whole family was stupid. The father asked his son to go to the market to buy a hat, and he said, "I have heard that hats are for my head, so go and buy them for me, and you must be able to hold my head." When the son went to the market, the hat seller showed him a black hat made of coarse silk. Because the hat was folded and unopened, he thought he could not fit his head, so he did not buy it. I went through all the shops, but it took a day to buy it. Finally, when you leave the shop where you bought pottery, you see that the urn at the door is the kind of urn that holds water and grain, and you can turn it upside down so that you can buckle your head. He thought, "This is the hat, so let's buy an urn and go home." When he got home, his father fastened the urn to his head, covering his neck so that his eyes could no longer see what was around him. Every time he wears it and walks, he feels that it hurts his nose and feels very depressed, but he thinks that the hat should be like this, so he often endures the pain and wears it, and then he keeps wearing it, causing sores on his nose and calluses on his neck, and he doesn't want to take it off. It's just that every time I put it on, I often have to sit and don't dare to walk. Hahaha, how stupid you say this family has to be. After telling the joke, Wu Yuanshuang hugged his stomach and laughed.

"yes, yes, it's really funny."

"This family is so stupid" The eldest girl and the second girl also echoed, but there was no sense of laughter in her tone.

Seeing that Wu Yuanqing drank the porridge indifferently and did not smile, Wu Yuanshuang was a little embarrassed and couldn't laugh.

The eldest girl saw that it was not good, and said: "I also have a joke, saying that there is a Zheng Guoren who wants to buy shoes, measures the size of his feet in advance, and then puts the measured size on his seat. (Zheng Guoren) went to the market, but forgot to bring his size. (Zheng Guoren) had already got the shoes, so he said, "I forgot to bring my size." So he went home and got his size. By the time he returned to the bazaar, the bazaar had already dispersed, and no shoes were ever bought.

Someone asked, "Why don't you try on shoes with your own feet?" ”

He replied, "I'd rather trust my measurements than my feet." ””

"Haha, haha, this Zheng Guoren is so funny, doesn't he understand that the size is according to his feet, how can there be such a stupid person" Wu Yuanshuang once again gave full play to his advantage of low laughter, laughed with his mouth open, and patted his thigh while laughing.

"Sister, I know this, it's an allusion, right, it's right to ask Zheng Ren to buy shoes" Erya asked with a smile.

"Yes," the big girl nodded.

"Yes, eldest girl, Erya, you two still know this allusion, it is worthy of praise." Wu Yuanqing praised with a smile.

This allusion tells people to seek truth from facts, to be flexible, and not to stick to dogma and conformism. It's very meaningful. However, it's not very funny as a joke. Why don't you tell you a very funny joke" Seeing that his younger brothers and sisters tried their best to make themselves laugh, Wu Yuanqing was very moved, but this joke was really not interesting and he couldn't laugh, so he was just going to have one by himself.

"Yes, yes"

"Uh-huh, good"

Wu Yuanqing drank the last mouthful of porridge for a long time, put down the bowl and said, "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend was coming to visit him. In order to show his talents, he decided to let his son entertain guests, and specially taught him a few words: "If a guest asks you why our peach tree is gone, you say, 'Let me cut it down and sell it'; if he asks you why our fence is so messy, you will say, 'It's a mess'; if he asks you why our family has so much money, you will say, 'Mom and Dad have worked hard'; if he asks you why you are so smart, you will say, 'Of course, our family has been like this for generations.'" ”

So, the son went to entertain the guests. The guest asked, "What about your father?" ”

The son replied, "Let me cut it and sell it!" ””

Poof, hearing this, Wu Yuanshuang was taking a mouthful of porridge, and he couldn't help but spray.

"Haha, cough, hahaha, cough" Wu Yuanshuang couldn't help laughing, but he was choked by the porridge and couldn't stop coughing, and his hand was still slapping the table.

"Giggles, the second brother is so disgusting" The eldest girl and the second girl couldn't help laughing.

Wu Yuanqing wiped a handful of rice grains that had been splashed on his face, glared at his younger brother in disgust, and then continued, "The guest was surprised, and then asked where is your mother?" The son replied, "The war is in chaos!" The guest asked, "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son said proudly: "Mom and Dad have worked hard! The guest angrily asked, "Why do you say that!" The son said proudly, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" After speaking, Wu Yuanqing also made an arrogant look, as if he was the stupid son.

"Generations are so ......" giggled, the two little girls laughed out of breath, and their stomachs hurt while holding their little stomachs and laughing.

Enough laughter

"Big brother, big brother, talk about one more, what you said is so funny" Er Ya shouted.

"Okay, then let's talk about one more one, it is said that there are two families who are married, and the girl's name is Zhu Jing.............."

"Hahahaha"

"Haha"

Breakfast ended with hilarious laughter.

At noon, the crown prince Li Chengqian came to the door.

"Why do you always come to the door with a meal, is the skill of the cook who cooks for you so poor" As soon as he saw Li Chengqian, Wu Yuanqing joked.

"You guy, I was kind enough to come to see you, but you made fun of me like this" Li Chengqian hammered Wu Yuanqing dissatisfied.

"Hehe, it's only been a few days, what's there to see, I see that you are just thinking about the delicious food cooked at home" Wu Yuanqing sneered, and hammered back by the way.

"Presumptuous, how can you talk to His Royal Highness the Prince, you have no dignity, is this how Ying Guogong taught you" A voice suddenly scolded.

Wu Yuanqing looked at the voice with a cold face, and the person who spoke between him was about thirty, with a wisp of goatee on his chin and a hairy mole on his left cheek, staring at him viciously.

Nima, who I don't know or see this person, why is he so hostile to me.

"Who are you, I'm talking to the prince, is it your turn to interject, that's how you understand humility?" Wu Yuanqing said sarcastically.

"Who am I, it's not your turn to ask, but you have to remember clearly who you are, you are a minister, Your Highness is a king, and the courtesy of a monarch and a minister should be observed, if you look at the monarch like this, you are a bully, I will tell Your Majesty to treat you for the crime of bullying the king" This person snorted coldly and said aggressively.

Wu Yuanqing said indifferently: "No matter how I speak, it is not your turn to ask, whether it is a bully or not, whether there is a king, and His Royal Highness will know it." Now His Royal Highness hasn't said anything, but you are acting like this, is it considered to be a kingless, is it considered a bully?"

After speaking, he didn't wait for him to speak again, and directly turned his head and asked Li Chengqian: "Whose dog is not on a leash and is barking here?"

"Wu Yuanqing, you deceive people too much, no wonder others say that Wu Shi Tong is a businessman who steals a high position but has no virtue and no talent, and now it seems that not only is he not virtuous, he is also uneducated, so he will give birth to teach a beast like you" This popular mouth did not choose to speak, and scolded Wu Yuanqing's cheap father.

"Which mongrel fart is this, they all say that the fart doesn't stink, the fart doesn't smell, and today I heard that the donkey's fart is really stinky and loud" Wu Yuanqing put his hand in front of his nose and waved, and said lightly.

"You ........"

"Hey, cousin, don't be angry, it's just a joke, it's just a joke" Seeing that this person was clenching his fists and preparing to hit Wu Yuanqing, Li Chengqian hurriedly stopped him and persuaded him.

After persuading people to put people aside, he came over and said to Wu Yuanqing: "Don't joke, this is my cousin."

"Your cousin?" Looking at the thunderous face over there, Wu Yuanqing looked suspicious.

This cousin is too far away, one is a little Zhengtai with red lips and white teeth, and the other is a bad face with a mole and hair, no matter how you look at it.

"That's right, my cousin's name is Changsun Xiang, and his grandfather and my grandfather are brothers, so he is also my mother's nephew" Li Chengqian nodded, "So, what you just said is really inconsiderate, you are a dog and a donkey, didn't you scold my mother's family too?" “

"Oh, then didn't I really bully the king, will I be beheaded" Wu Yuanqing looked frightened and scared.

"Haha, don't worry, I'll dissuade my cousin, as long as he doesn't pursue it, it's fine" Li Chengqian looked like a tsundere who would rest assured if he handed it over to me.

"Cut, even if he pursues me, I'm not afraid, anyway, those who don't know are not guilty, I didn't know his relationship with your family at the beginning, is it possible that Your Majesty can cut me down because I didn't want to say anything" Wu Yuanqing didn't pretend to be afraid, and said with an indifferent face.

"Oh, by the way, are you sure he's your cousin, why is he so ugly, it can't be that he hugged the wrong one at the beginning," Wu Yuanqing suddenly asked with a gossip on his face.

"Mistaken?" Li Chengqian looked confused.