It was the horse that fell suddenly, but the person on the horse fell down steadily and stood in front of Zhu Houzhao. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The man licked the horse's blood splattered from the corner of his mouth and grinned, but it was all the more hideous.

He opened his mouth and said in very stiff Chinese: "We are the envoys of the Great Yuan Dynasty in the north, and we came to meet the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and we were beaten like this by you just after we arrived here, and you killed my beloved horse, is this the hospitality of your country of etiquette?" ”

Zhu Houzhao took a closer look at the Tatar man and found that this man was only developing relatively fast.

Although he is majestic, his face is only about the same age as Wang Shouren, and if he goes to the grassland to be exposed to the wind and sun, he is generally older than the Central Plains, and the real age of this guy may be much younger than Wang Shouren.

But Zhu Houzhao is not afraid, this is not in the previous life, picking quarrels and brawls or something depends on height and weight biological clock, this is Daming, who else does his own world need to be afraid of?

So Zhu Houzhao said with a smile: "The statement of the state of etiquette will not be wrong, your people are running wild in Lao Tzu's territory and disrupting the street market, there is no etiquette at all.

So Lao Tzu sent someone to teach them what etiquette was, but he didn't know how to become like this. ”

The young man said loudly: "We are grassland people, and the men of the grassland gallop to their heart's content, which is the greatest etiquette of the grassland." ”

"Tsk, the steppe barbarian deserves to be the steppe barbarian." Zhu Houzhao fiddled with the Five Thunder God Machine in his hand, and his eyelids didn't bother to raise and sneered: "You can speak Chinese, haven't you heard that the Han people have a golden and jade saying called 'follow the customs of the country'?" ”

"Do as the locals do? What's that? "The young Tatar man obviously does not understand, and he is already a witty talent on the steppe who can speak Chinese.

I don't know how many times he memorized that sentence before he memorized it, and it was really difficult for him to read again.

Zhu Houzhao laughed, pointed at the grassland man with the Five Thunder God Machine, and said: "Entering the countryside and following the customs is a university question, but in short, it can be divided into two levels.

One is that you have to abide by our rules and basic manners when you come to our territory, which is the sunny side of following the local customs.

The second is that we go to your territory or let you abide by our rules and etiquette, which is the dark side of following the local customs, in other words, we are spreading civilization with great compassion.

Don't believe it, after all, yin and yang are the way to go. ”

The grassland man looked dazed, obviously he didn't understand and wanted to study seriously, and muttered: "What is one and the other, the yin side and the yang side......"

The grassland people didn't understand, but the surrounding onlookers were like mirrors in their hearts, and they were quite uplifting, and they shouted loudly, and all kinds of laughter went straight to the world.

No matter how stupid the man is, he knows that this is not a good thing for him, not to mention that he is not stupid himself, and stupid people can't learn Chinese at all.

So he said coldly: "Is this how you treat guests from the grassland? This will disappoint our great King Khan, who may bring 100,000 iron horsemen here to learn your so-called etiquette! ”

This sentence is clearly a naked threat!

At that time, he also led 100,000 Mongolian iron horsemen to travel along Beijing City at public expense for a few months, and the tragic situation caused by it is still vivid, and the faces of many spectators changed slightly.

Zhu Houzhao spat on the ground without any image, and said disdainfully: "It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know good people's hearts, and he can't even be sincere in his studies, and he still learns a hammer!" ”

The grassland man laughed and said: "100,000 iron horsemen are here, why is the heart not sincere enough?" ”

"The education of the words of the saints should start from the baby." Zhu Houzhao sneered: "In order to be afraid that the people over there will not be able to pay the tuition fees, Lao Tzu has prepared millions of people to go to the grassland to spread civilization at any time.

Let's let you guys think about how to pay for your tuition and get an education! ”

Compared with his mouth, ten grassland men can't compare to one Zhu Houzhao.

"Good tongue! My name is Batuu, and I remember you! The young man from the grassland said that Zhu Houzhao was not good, and stared at Zhu Houzhao fiercely as if he wanted to imprint him deeply in his mind.

When he breaks the city of Beijing, he must screw off this young man's head to make a wine glass!

Zhu Houzhao dug his nostrils, popped out the nostrils on his fingertips, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, sir, I have never liked to remember the names of nobodies." ”

"Hey......" Batu laughed dryly. Everyone in the whole steppe knows the name of the little prince, but few people know the fact that the little prince's name is Batu.

The things that the grassland people don't know are even more unaware of, so Batu is very relieved.

But he never imagined that he would be called a nobody because of his name, and the little prince almost crushed his steel teeth.

"Who's making trouble?" Like the Hong Kong police in later generations, when the incident was about to end, the people from the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division Yamen finally came late.

A man in the uniform of a deputy admiral probed his head and listened to the surrounding crowd of onlookers.

When he knew that it was the envoy from Tatar, he had no idea for a while, and it was related to the diplomatic relations between the two countries.

glanced at the little Tatar prince who was still standing, and his bloodstained face was even more frightened.

I can't wait to give this lord up quickly, and I must not ruin the tributary matter at this time.

The deputy admiral's cowering behavior would never dare to speak to the people who were usually watching.

Today, they were all stimulated, and they all opened their mouths to laugh at the director of the police station, who was as big as the sky on weekdays.

"You came out of the palace, right? No one is like this. ”

"Bastard, he is so ruthless to his family on weekdays, but today I saw a foreign barbarian pretending to be a grandson, what kind of thing?"

"If you don't dare to arrest someone, get out of here!" There was a skinny bastard who would definitely walk in circles when he saw the Deputy Admiral on weekdays, and spit on the Admiral's shoe with a mouthful of thick phlegm.

Splashy completely forgot his previous appearance of the nest, and roared with disdain on his face: "Get out, you soft egg, Lao Tzu will spit on you once he sees you in the future, and if he doesn't spit on Lao Tzu, he will not be raised by his mother's father!" ”

The vice-admiral's old beard stood up, and he yelled at the outrageous spectators.

"Arrest these mobs for this official, it is these people who disturb the peace, beat up foreign envoys, and arrest and behead them all!"

Immediately, the quail-like soldiers around him turned into tigers and wolves, and pounced fiercely on the mob that despised them like dogs.

Punched and kicked, whipped and sheathed, a ferocious mess.

There was immediately a wail in the crowd of spectators, chickens and dogs jumped their front teeth and flew sideways, and even the little prince was a little frightened.

He really didn't understand why these errand men of the Ming Dynasty would become brave warriors in a hundred battles in the face of his own people.

Zhu Houzhao had a headache for a while, are the people in the Yamen of the Soldiers and Horses Command Division a group of pigs? The brain is full of fat and the net is to do something that has no clue.

He hasn't moved yet, Emperor Hongzhi is already twitching his eyelids, he has never seen such an official in his decades in power, and he is really a good hand.

"Xiao Jing, go and give an order, these Tatar envoys let them be thrown outside the city, I know that their thousand-man envoys are stationed outside the city."

Emperor Hongji's hand shook and he almost plucked out one of his beards.

He continued to say angrily: "Let this deputy admiral report to the prison of the Criminal Department by himself after finishing his errand, and punish the commanders of the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Command Division for one year, and do it immediately!" ”

Xiao Jing immediately received the order to run an errand, and walked out of the city with the little prince who had suddenly calmed down and the five Tatar men who had been crippled by Wang Shouren.

Before leaving, the little prince looked at Zhu Houzhao with blazing eyes, and a strange smile crossed the corner of his mouth.

Zhu Houzhao quickly understood what he meant, the country is so corrupt, how to block more than 100,000 iron horsemen on the grassland.

The taste of the world is as thin as a veil for many years, who makes the horseback rider Jinghua. You can enjoy the spring rain in your small building, but you can also sell apricot blossoms for a lifetime.

Zhu Houzhao replied to his middle finger very casually, of course, everyone didn't understand what it meant.

Zhu Houzhao escorted the cheerful Emperor Hongzhi back to the Forbidden City, but on the other side, there was a commotion.

The little prince looked at a few people who either had broken their legs or were deposed and felt extremely melancholy, to be honest, he really wanted to completely dedicate these wastes to immortality, but he couldn't.

As the de facto master of this mission, he could only appease everyone, and a thousand grassland iron horsemen were not enough to set off enough waves in the vast territory of the Ming Dynasty.

Back in the tent, the little prince smashed a bowl of freshly brewed milk tea outside the tent in a big rage, and roared: "Go and find out who that kid is!" ”

"Prince, are you going to kill him?" At that moment, there were elite samurai kneeling under the tent.

"No, this king wants him to live, and he will live until the day when this king breaks through the city of Beijing, and I will cut off his head with my own hands and let the craftsmen make the most exquisite wine jugs, so as to relieve the hatred in my heart."

The little prince drank mare's milk wine in the night and stood at the highest point of the camp looking at the city of Beijing, which was the place he thought about day and night.

But today, he did see with his own eyes the decay that belonged there, and the princes of the imperial court were afraid of the steppe people like snakes and scorpions, but they were like tigers and wolves to their subjects.

Such a cohesive country cannot last long, and it is only an overnight moment to defeat them and re-establish the Yuan capital.

The city of Beijing is brightly lit at night, and the soft voice of the woman who is like a spring breeze floats far and far in the night, making the little prince outside the city feel hot and dry.

He should have lived in the carved balustrades and jade pillars of the city, enjoying the warmth of the most wonderful woman in the world, drinking the most delicious wine in the world, and eating the most delicious dishes.

But here he was in the company of a group of stinky and sweaty soldiers, drinking unpleasant mare's milk wine, without women, gnawing on stinky jerky.

The little prince suddenly let out a long howl, and his voice was full of anticipation.

The strong possessiveness crossed the grassland, crossed the mountains and rivers, and also passed through the thick palace walls.

"The land here is mine! It's my Batu Khan! ”

In the brightly lit prince's mansion, Zhu Houzhao did not sleep.

The garden is full of spring palace wall willows, everywhere you can see is the palace wall, and the sun does not fall where it is spring, this should be the scenery of my Ming Dynasty!