After Uncle Wei's defeat, almost no one went to my mother to compete again?

She's become a myth in the game, only occasionally, people from outside will come to my mom to challenge, and of course they can't win.

My dad would sometimes say hum and wait, just let the proud general continue to be proud, and that's good.

He spoke like that, full of jealousy.

The idea that "I can't even beat my wife" will always be kept in my father's heart, although no one will laugh at him for it. I don't know what my dad thought after Uncle Wei lost the battle, but I found that after that, he spent more time working hard, and whenever he was free, he turned over the video of my mother fighting against people in the past and carefully studied Murong Xuan Chapter 17.

My mom joked that she felt dangerous because it wasn't her husband who slept next to her, but a future adversary. My dad would say it half-jokingly, half-seriously. It is necessary for her to develop a sense of crisis now.

So, no one thought of it...... Or should we say that everyone knows that this will happen sooner or later: in the same year that I knew the truth, my dad challenged my mom again,

In my father's words, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and he has been preparing for ten years before and after, so he thinks that he will definitely be able to defeat my mother this time.

Of course, if it doesn't work this time, my dad will completely admit defeat, and in the future, he will wholeheartedly "bow his head and be willing to be a son of a cow" at home, and no longer seek to make trouble, thinking about turning over as a serf and singing.

What about my mother's reaction?

She said, OK.

She looked calm and smiling, as if my father was indignant and impassioned there, and it had nothing to do with her, she just looked lively.

My mother's attitude made me shudder, I quietly asked my dad how sure he was, he thought about it for a long, long time, blinked his eyes, and then said, seventy percent...... bar.

Murong Xuan Chapter 17 The last word "bar" makes me feel that my father is pitiful.

Everybody went to see it, but I didn't show up.

Somehow, I didn't want to look, I knew they would still use real blades and would sign the next responsibility agreement like last time, so. I just don't want to see it.

I don't want to watch my dad and my mom fight with real blades, even if it's just to be superior.

The game was scheduled for two o'clock on Sunday afternoon, and I sat alone at home waiting, and I sat on the couch and watched the two hands move one by one, with the clock on the wall.

I don't care who wins or loses, I just hope that nothing happens to any of them, not even if they are slightly injured like Uncle Wei last time.

At five o'clock, I heard the key ringing.

I bounced off the couch and jumped to the door in a few steps, and it was my mom who opened the door and came in.

Her face was grinning.

My heart suddenly relaxed!

"Where's my dad?" I asked. I already know how it turned out.

"I'm so angry that I don't know where to go." My mother threw the key in the glass bowl of the coffee table, "What's the general of the defeated army, no face, how can you talk about sharing a ride with you?" And, isn't it? I drove myself back first! Your dad is too petty and not generous at all! ”

I laughed.

My mom changed her coat and went into the kitchen humming a brisk little tune, she pulled open the fridge and asked me what I would eat at night while putting the vegetables in the sink and turning on the faucet.

I hid in my room and called my dad on my phone.

The bell rang for a long time before I heard him reluctantly answer the phone.

I whispered to him, "Did you really lose?" ”

The phone stopped for a while, but didn't speak.

"Forget it, if you lose, you lose, come back for dinner." I said it deliberately lightly. There was a long sigh: "Alas, I don't have the face to go home for dinner." And it's the enemy's cooking! ”

I laughed.

"Then you should come back and do it." I said, "It's still too late, the enemy has just entered the kitchen."

More than half an hour later, my dad returned. His expression when he opened the door and came in was a little worried and embarrassed.

I caught up with him, couldn't help laughing, and looked him up and down: "Did you lose badly?" ”

He snorted and didn't speak.

"Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, heroes, please start over!" I finally couldn't help but laugh.

My dad glared at me fiercely: "Who are you talking to!" Are you so happy that Dad lost? ”

"So what should I do?" I looked at him innocently. "When my mother opened the door, she secretly made a bad move to throw her into a dog and eat? Do I have what it takes? ”

"I told you to practice earlier, but your mother didn't let me, what did you say to train your muscles to wear a skirt 1 Xiao said α

It's not pretty. My dad said jealously, "Now I understand!" She's afraid that you will practice and defeat her! ”

Before he could finish his sentence, my mother leaned out of the kitchen: "What are you talking about?" Am I so cautious? ”

"Xuanxuan, how good it would be if you were a boy, hate your father!" My dad said stupidly, "The Murong family can't lose!" ”

"You're not right." I was a little upset, "What's wrong with the girl?" ”

"Girls can do it too! I should have groomed you early on.

It's too late to cultivate now! Hateful! It's so hateful! I've been tricked! Yes! And Xiaomo! Yes, there is still hope for him! ”

My dad was so angry and talking nonsense because he lost, and I ignored him.

"But I just don't understand, you say I haven't worked hard in the past few years? Why can't you beat your mother? Why, exactly, and why? "My dad was around the house.

I looked at him and smiled wryly, but then my mom beckoned him over.

"Why?" He snorted and walked over, "Didn't you damage enough to me just now?" ”

My mom didn't speak, and pushed the dish on the board in front of him.

"I know, bow your head and be willing to be a son of a cow." My dad said depressedly, "I'll do the housework in the future." ”

Unexpectedly, my mother stopped his hand holding the kitchen knife: "No, I asked you to see this." ”

"What?" My dad was stunned and looked at the cutting board. "Potatoes?"

"Look again."

“…… Potato chips. ”

"Take a closer look." My mom was very patient, "Look carefully." ”

My dad stared at the potato, and for a long time, he raised his head: "Is it fried or fried?" ”

My mother was sneered, and she shook her head with feigned regret: "So, you can't compare to me." ”

As soon as I heard the interest, I hurried over.

"What" my dad didn't understand for a while. "Take a closer look at these beans." My mom said, "Look, can you find a piece of it that is different in thickness?" ”

As soon as my mom said this, my dad's expression immediately changed!

I leaned over and looked down at the potato slices, even picking up a few and looking at the light. Really! It's really as my mom said, each piece is extremely thin, and the naked eye can tell that you can't find a piece with different thicknesses!

"Can you try it?" My mom smiled deliberately and handed the kitchen knife to my dad.

"What's the big deal!" After he washed his hands, he took the kitchen knife, "I will too!" ”

My dad said just do it, and he picked up the potato slices and came out, and after a while he also cut a bunch of potato slices.

"It's all flakes, too." He snorted proudly, "Don't think I'm much worse!" ”

My mother nodded, she turned around and turned on the stove, took out the pot and poured oil: "Let's eat potato chips tonight, Xuanxuan, don't mix up the two plates of potatoes." ”

Then, my dad and I stared at her as if we were stupid.

In a short time, both plates of potatoes were fried and placed in front of our father and daughter.

"See for yourself." She crossed her arms and smiled, "Tell you upfront, I didn't mean to cut like this today. ”

Now, I can really see the difference: although in the case of raw potatoes, the two plates of potato chips are very thin and look very even, but when the pan is fried and expanded, and the test of hot oil, the difference between the two plates of potato chips is immediately highlighted.

The plate that my dad cut was indeed thin and neat, but if you compare the pieces carefully, you can still see the uneven incisions, as well as the subtle difference in thickness at the edges, which is a difference that can only be seen with excellent eyesight.

The plate that my mother cut, even if she held the chopsticks to the light and observed it piece by piece, in addition to the difference in diameter, the thickness, the degree of incision, and the depth of the oil...... It's all the same!

Finally, I put down my chopsticks and looked at my dad with regret: "...... It seems that Dad, you really have to throw in the towel. ”

He stared at the two plates of potatoes, and his expression was like an alien who had never seen potatoes before!

I know my dad was really blown away!

When the dish was ready, my mom and I were on the table to eat, and my dad was still sitting on the couch, staring at the two plates of potato chips.

"Hey, it's time to eat, see if you can see your stomach?" My mom called my dad, but he turned a deaf ear.

"Well, if you really love those two plates of potatoes, take some salt and eat them." My mom continued to joke, "I'm sorry it didn't blow up well today, I didn't wet the powder or soak the salt water." ”

When she said that, my dad finally got up. Walk to the dinner table.

Seeing him sit down, I quickly went to the kitchen to fill the rice, and came back and put it in front of my dad.

But he didn't move his chopsticks.

"I wonder why." I looked at my dad in a little surprise, his expression was very calm, and the anger and frustration he had when he entered the house had disappeared.

My mom blinked and stuffed a piece of meat into her mouth to chew.

"You know, I've doubled the amount of time I've been practicing in the past few years, and I've consulted with national-level trainers." My dad continued, "But I don't see you practicing, and you don't have any careful plans......

"Not fair, huh?" My mom laughed, "You want to say, it's not fair, is it?" ”

My dad didn't say anything.

My mother put down the chopsticks, she thought about it, nodded and said, "Indeed, as you said, you have worked very hard in the past few years. But that's why I let you see those two plates of potatoes. ”

"I don't understand how you did it......"

"Because you're not attentive." My mom said.

Now, not to mention my dad, even I am very surprised!

"Not attentive?" My dad was stunned and said, "But when I practice, ......."

"I'm very attentive when I'm practicing in the practice room, but what about other times?" My mom said, "Are you paying attention in meetings?" Are you attentive on the way to work? Also, when you talk to people, do you pay attention? ”

My dad stared at her, and he didn't seem to be sure what my mom meant.

"No matter what you do, Chong'er, your brain is divided into eight and sixteen petals." My mom smacked slightly, "Too smart, so smart, Chong'er!" No one can even see that you're not paying attention, you've turned your brain into a broken radio, you have to take in all the channels, you can think about many things at the same time in a single time, and in the end you can come up with a lot of results, and people will praise you for being smart and efficient...... Wait until I'm done. ”

My mom gestured, and she stopped. continued: "Of course, you said that there is no way, the General Staff is so busy, and there are so many things in the brain, the battle plan, the next quarter's exercise, this and that......... Have you ever tried to do one thing at a time? ”

"Just one thing?"

"Like me: only concentrate on walking when you walk, and only concentrate on the knife in your hand when you cut potato chips. When you listen to songs, you only focus on listening to songs, and when you play sweaters, you only focus on sweaters. Do you think that you can only practice when you are holding a sword in the practice room? When I cut cabbage with a kitchen knife, wasn't I practicing? My mom laughed, "The point is, when I do one thing, I only think about that one thing, and all my energy is only on that one thing, of course, you can say that this is a stupid person's approach, I am stupider than you, the difference between a fool and a smart person, huh." ”

My dad was a little speechless!

"You practice for up to four or five hours a day, not including the part that is interrupted by long hours of work, you see, you were so busy last month that you couldn't even go home, and it is estimated that your practice will have to be delayed." My mom sighed, "But by the standard of concentration, I'm practicing almost as soon as I open my eyes – including sleep, perhaps." Oh, that's why I don't lose sleep. It's not like you, who are so busy with so many things that you can't sleep well every day. ”

"So, I'm too fast-paced?" My dad was looking for a better word.

"Well, you're too smart, I'm too stupid." My mother laughed, "So, I'm Guo Jing, and you're Huang Rong." Although Huang Rong is so smart, her kung fu can't compare to Guo Jing. Because her heart is not single-minded. ”

I couldn't help but laugh next to me.

My dad thought about it for a long time, and finally muttered and picked up the chopsticks: "...... Thank you Guo Daxia for your advice. ”！！！