Chapter 986: Stupid! (Second Update!) )

"What are you doing here?"

Jia Huan looked at the elated Niu Ben and the others inexplicably and asked. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Niu Ben was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Damn, aren't you leaving?" Of course we went along. ”

The tone is a little blameful, this kind of question still needs to be asked?

Jia Huan said inexplicably: "Who said I was leaving?" ”

Niu Ben was dumbfounded, Wen Bo frowned and said, "Then what are you doing here?" ”

Jia Huan said: "I drank too much in Haohanzhuang before, isn't this a stomach of urine?" I came out to pee......"

"Holy!"

A group of acquaintances almost blew up.

Qin Feng couldn't help but laugh and scold, and said, "So are we." ”

"Yes, yes, we're out to pee!"

"Hahaha!"

It's when you're passionate and playful, how can you not make a fuss when you hear about such an interesting thing?

It really made them too addicted just now!

Now in the inner circle of the central government, Jia Huan is almost recognized as a spiritual leader.

There are a bunch of legends, but most of them are legends.

Only a handful of people have seen his awesomeness with their own eyes.

It wasn't until just now that they saw with their own eyes the demeanor of the No. 1 Ya in the capital.

That's a hot prince, and his face is about to be swollen.

There is another one, who is also the queen's maiden nephew, in a place like Hanyuan Palace, just hit it, tsk!

Think about themselves again, before going out, all the relatives in the family told them not to make a rude in the palace.

The rules have been taught a thousand times.

They all couldn't help but be nervous.

But look at Jia Huan's style, haha, what I didn't say, it's enjoyable!

Jia Huan looked at the nearly twenty teenagers speechlessly, wanting to pee with him, and said, "The scene should be spectacular!" I just don't know if the pit is enough......"

"Hahaha!"

When everyone heard this, there was another commotion.

attracted the Royal Forest Army standing guard on duty to look sideways.

"Ninghou, Ninghou ......"

Just as Jia Huan was looking for a toilet in the palace city with a group of brothers, an old man in a big red eunuch python robe behind him panted and chased after him.

Seeing this person, a group of noisy officials suddenly quieted down.

Su Peisheng!

Now the first person in the imperial city to be the inner prison!

In the past, it was the status of Liang Jiugong.

No one dares to offend such an old man in the hidden mansion easily.

Jia Huan looked at Su Peisheng, who was tired and anxious, with a smile, and said, "Old Su, it's over, with your skills, even if you race with a Yanma, you can win eighty percent." ”

When Su Peisheng heard this, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a wry smile: "Ning Hou, what are you...... Good and good, good day, what kind of trouble are you doing? ”

Jia Huan sneered and said, "Father-in-law Su, could it be that you gave them the idea to blackmail me?" ”

Su Peisheng jumped to his feet and said, "How did you say this, how did you say this?" I, Su Peisheng, am such an eyeless person? ”

Jia Huan twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Old Su, it's too much, you're too exaggerated." ”

Su Peisheng smiled and said, "Ning Hou, don't mention this matter again, save some dignity for Your Majesty." It's really ......."

"Speak well, don't move your hands and feet, what are you pulling me for?"

Jia Huan saw Su Peisheng talking and pulled his sleeve and didn't let go, and said with a straight face.

Su Peisheng lowered his voice and said, "Little ancestor, don't leave the palace!" Go back quickly, or Your Majesty's face will be gone!" What kind of fuss are you going to make!! ”

Jia Huan blinked and said, "Who said I was going to leave the palace?" Our group is going to the toilet, and it is called out of the palace, and it is called changing clothes! Father-in-law Su, you came just in time, come and point out, where is the royal platform in the palace? Our brothers can't hold it anymore! ”

"Poof!"

After a period of lonely silence, Niu Ben couldn't help it, blushing and laughing, and then a group of tiger-like teenagers laughed wildly.

Even Su Peisheng couldn't hold back, his old bones almost fell apart with a smile, and he even pointed at Jia Huan with an orchid: "Let Zhang Xiangye hear it, it's good to have you!" ”

Zhang Boxing is now in charge of the imperial history of Lantai Temple.

Jia Huan shuddered coldly and warned: "Old Su, put your fingers away, I'm scared when I look at it...... Don't say it, hurry up, you're kidding me? I really need to pee......"

Su Peisheng was angry and laughing, and the eunuch, the chief eunuch of the Daming Palace, took a group of boys to the palace toilet......

……

After Jia Huan's group of people finished going to the toilet and returned to Hanyuan Palace, they ushered in the side glances of a group of people.

But this has nothing to do with Jia Huan, he hasn't sat down yet, and was called by Su Peisheng to go to Zichen's study.

The atmosphere in the study was extremely depressing.

Ying Tian knelt in the middle, trembling like a chicken.

Emperor Longzheng's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his eyes were faintly red.

As soon as Jia Huan entered the door, a pair of thin eyes glared at him viciously.

He was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

Angry and embarrassed, even more angry Jia Huan, a bastard, didn't save face at all.

As for Dong Feng's blackmail, in his opinion, it is no different from farting.

Borrow some silver to the court, and charge interest on the bastard thing, and expect him to be blackmailed by a fool who doesn't hesitate?

Therefore, in Emperor Longzheng's opinion, Jia Huan's bastard thing is deliberate!

Especially from Su Peisheng's mouth, he learned that he didn't want to leave the palace at all, but just after going to the toilet......

Emperor Long Zheng looked at Jia Huan with cold eyes, as if he was about to eat people.

Jia Huan blinked, blinked again, a pure and harmless appearance, as if he was puzzled......

When Emperor Longzheng saw it, he almost didn't get angry.

Ying Xiang on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned: "Jia Huan, today's palace banquet, the emperor has high hopes, and there are many preparations and things to talk about......

Why can't you endure one or two? Just one Dong Feng, what is it?

Even if you are false and wrong, you will be covered for the time being, and your majesty will be the master for you.

Why is it so violent?

......"

Jia Huan was silent and said: "Every time power is handed over, it will inevitably lead to a major reshuffle. If the nouveau riche wants to be promoted and make a fortune, they have to step on the bones of their predecessors and climb up. This is the norm in officialdom, and I can't control it, and I don't want to care about it.

But since they have paid attention to me, if I endure it any longer, it will not be my face alone, but also the dignity of my Jia family.

Moreover, there is a bit of regression in this kind of thing, and there are endless leeches behind it.

I was afraid of trouble, so I broke my outstretched hand from the beginning......"

"Fart!"

Emperor Long Zheng didn't believe a word, gritted his teeth and said: "It's good if you don't bully others, who dares to mess with you?" Upstart? Which upstart is more expensive than you? You even dared to suppress the prince, and the queen's sons and nephews were almost killed by you! How dare you rely on others? ”

Jia Huan smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you can't blame the ministers for this matter, right?" It's clearly ......"

"Enough!"

Emperor Long Zheng drank Jia Huan's words and said sharply: "Don't think that I don't know your mind!" You still remember what Liang Jiugong said to you before he died, he asked you to keep the imperial grandson, so you have to step on Ying Day's face on the ground and make him lose face, right? ”

As soon as these words came out, even Ying Xiang's complexion changed slightly, and he gasped slightly, looking at this pair of monarchs and ministers with some horror.

What shocked him even more was that Jia Huan was silent......

But fortunately, Jia Huan didn't stay silent for too long, and when the atmosphere became more and more solemn, and it was so solemn that Ying Tian in the back was even a little laborious to kneel, Jia Huan slowly spoke: "Your Majesty, you think too much." ”

Ying Xiang raised his eyebrows, Ying Tian quietly raised his head, and Su Peisheng's face was a little more bloody.

He was afraid that Jia Huan would really recognize Emperor Longzheng's statement, and that would be a terrifying thing.

Liang Jiugong's last words are not only this......

As long as it's not because I'm still thinking about Liang Jiugong's last words, everything else is an insignificant minor crime......

"I'm thinking too much?"

Emperor Long Zheng's face did not improve at all, his eyes were still sharp, and he said coldly: "If it weren't for that, why would you make a big fuss about Hanyuan Palace?" ”

Jia Huan said a little helplessly: "Your Majesty, the minister is also a human being, he is only fourteen years old this year, how can he bear the blatant extortion?"

Again...... Ahem, today the minister drank a day's wine in Haohanzhuang, and he drank a little too much and was a little drunk.

Isn't it going to go tomorrow? Glad!

was on the rise, thinking about how to go into battle to kill the enemy, but it happened that Dong Feng's grandson, who was so good at dying, came to blackmail the ministers, and he was seventy percent of the people when he opened his mouth.

He didn't want to think about it, the minister's capital alone would have to consume at least sixty percent, and after a lot of hard work, the minister would have to post one percent upside down......

That's all, he also took some big hats and buttoned them on the minister's head, as if the minister didn't give the silver and didn't know how to share the worries for His Majesty...... Damn, a traitor.

Why didn't his Dong family break down and donate silver?

If it weren't for the queen's face, the minister would have to beat him to death as a bastard.

Blind dog's eyes......"

Emperor Long Zheng's face was wonderful, he didn't expect that Jia Huan was drunk for this reason......

"Okay......"

Seeing that Emperor Long Zheng was a little unable to get off the stage, Ying Xiang drank Jia Huan's scolding and scolding, and said in a deep voice: "Don't you know that a palace banquet is going to be held tonight?" Drunken troublemakers and drunken madness, are you still reasonable? Don't make Your Majesty angry again, or you'll be good! ”

Emperor Longzheng looked at Fan Jiahuan carefully, and saw that his eyes were a little faintly red, and his eyes were also a little wooden, so he believed his words.

In this way, it is not appropriate to accuse Jia Huan of ill-intentioned intentions.

But today, the face of the heavenly family is lost, and the subordinates who scrape the ground to great merit and are about to go to war are on the heads of their subordinates, this reputation is enough to "last for a hundred generations"!

Thinking of his young son's words of vowing to share his father's worries, Emperor Longzheng looked at Ying Day, who was almost fainting, with anger......

……

Half an hour later, when the guests of the biggest name of the palace banquet also arrived, Emperor Longzheng, Prince Zhongyi Yingxiang, and Jia Huan and Yingday, only then did they come to Hanyuan Hall again.

Nothing seems to have happened.

The blood that Dong Feng vomited had already been wiped clean by the inner servant.

Emperor Longzheng first greeted Li Guangdi, who came in a soft sedan chair, and then sat back on the dragon chair to accept the congratulations of the hundred officials.

There is no difference from the government reports made by later generations, Emperor Longzheng, as the boss, made an opening remarks first, but compared with the lengthy reports of the bigwigs of the Celestial Empire in later generations, Emperor Longzheng's words were as rough and straightforward as his temperament.

This palace banquet was prepared for the Western Expedition.

Of course, this is only a superficial statement.

The true intentions can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.

Reckoning, that's the end of it, it's time to be gentle.

Although Emperor Longzheng was eager to exterminate all the corrupt officials in the world, in the final analysis, he was still an emperor and a politician of the highest rank.

He can't be casual, he has to think about the consequences.

After Li Guangdi gave him a recital, Emperor Longzheng decided to stop for the time being.

People are already panicking, and in just two months, there are thousands of people and countless homes.

It's time for another national war, and it's time to stop.

After the stick is sweet dates, which is the right to reason.

When this information was revealed from Emperor Longzheng's words, it really made countless people breathe a sigh of relief and revelry in their hearts!

For the previous vignettes, they were naturally selectively forgotten.

Until the two unlucky guys, under the order of Emperor Long Zheng, began to pour wine for a circle of big guys......

Jia Huan couldn't help grinning when he saw Ying Tian looking at him with resentful eyes.

What an idiot!

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ps:Today's two more.,To reorganize the information from the previous chapters.,It's not good to make low-level mistakes again......

(To be continued.) )