"You can't eat what you will give birth to in the future!" Tang Ge snatched the big sea bowl, glanced at it, and immediately reprimanded: "You even eat fish belly!" If you eat too much of this stuff, you'll get a big belly! ”

Honggu hugged her belly and laughed: "Don't be afraid, I'm already big-bellied." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Brother Tang said angrily: "Don't be hippie and smiling, tell you seriously!" There are small bugs on the fish, and if they eat it in their stomachs, they grow there, and then there are more and more bugs, and the belly gets bigger and bigger, and finally the person dies! Therefore, in the future, whether it is fish, shrimp or animal meat, do not eat it raw. ”

Honggu was shocked when she heard this, hugged her stomach and asked worriedly: "Then is it a worm or a child in my stomach!" ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "Don't think about it! Babies, of course! ”

Honggu salivated and said coquettishly to Tang Ge: "But I'm hungry, I can't eat enough......

Tang Ge gently stroked Honggu's bulging lower abdomen, feeling the little life that was gradually growing inside, and said gently: "It's not that you won't be allowed to eat." Just pay attention. In the future, not only should you not eat it raw, but you should also not eat anything that is hairless or scaleless. ”

Hongguqi said: "Why? ”

Tang Ge said: "It is said that it is easy to slip after eating, and the baby is not good-looking when born, and the head will grow like this." ”

Tang Ge drew a round shape.

Honggu was startled and asked in a lost voice, "Then what should I do if I have eaten?" ”

Tang Ge smiled: "That's okay, it's okay to pay attention in the future." Oh yes, and bone broth, be sure to drink it every day, not too much. Too much calcium is not good for your baby. ”

The chick on the head of the red girl pecked at the rice, and asked again and again, "Is there anything else to pay attention to?" ”

Tang Ge said: "Of course there is." You're just showing your heart now, don't move, and you can't work. But when the months are full, there will be more activities, so that production can be good. In addition, you should also pay attention to your body and not get sick, because taking medicine is not good for your baby. ”

Honggu touched Tang Ge's head and smiled: "My baby knows a lot. ”

Tang Ge said arrogantly: "That's, don't look at whose child I am!" ~”

As he spoke, the big stone also came. As soon as this guy entered the house, he gently touched Honggu's belly, and after a long time, he suddenly said in surprise: "The little guy moved!" ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "Nonsense! It's only been a few months, why did you move!? ”

The big stone replied unconvinced: "Fart! It's obviously moving! ”

Tang Ge said angrily: "Nonsense! ”

Honggu was holding a bunch of spiced oxtail on the side, gnawing sweetly, and looking at the big stone and Tang Ge fighting with a smile while gnawing.

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Before I knew it, it was a few days, although Tang Ge was very reluctant, but the day of Honggu's "marriage" still came.

In the afternoon of this day, there was no sound in the tribe, and everyone hid at home, quietly waiting for the people of the ** tribe to come and "rob the marriage." ”

At Brother Tang's house, a table of eight immortals was full of wine and food. Big Stone, Lao Jiu, Dumb and Tang Ge each have their own side. The little tiger Adam seemed to feel Tang Ge's anxiety, so he also honestly lay at Tang Ge's feet, guarding his little master.

The dishes on the table have long been cold, but they are still intact, and not a single chopstick has been moved. Tang Ge and Da Shi were staring blankly and didn't know where they were, while Lao Jiu and the mute stared at Tang Ge intently, looking like they were facing a great enemy.

"What are you looking at me for? The dishes are cold, why don't you eat them? Tang Ge, who came back to his senses, said with a dry smile.

Lao Jiu and the dumb man shook their heads, still no one was willing to move the chopsticks.

"That drink! You must have a good drink today, let's not get drunk and go home! Tang Ge said again.

Lao Jiu and the dumb man shook their heads again.

After another long silence, Tang Ge became more and more restless, and finally couldn't help it, and asked a little anxiously: "Will Honggu be in a hurry at home alone?" ”

Lao Jiu said: "Don't worry, it's okay." ”

Tang Ge hurriedly said: "That will also be boring!" I'll take a look! As he spoke, he got up and planned to go to the doll's hole.

Lao Jiu hurriedly pressed Tang Ge's shoulder, and said with a straight face: "Little stone, don't make trouble, just stay at home today." ”

Tang Ge asked with a crying voice: "I can't just take a look!?" ”

Lao Jiu hardened his heart and said, "No! ”

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Outside the tribe, in the middle of a small forest, the four people of the dynasty, Ma Han, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu, were quietly ambushing here. Each of the four men had a wooden stick made of thick ash rods in his hand.

Looking at the quiet path ahead, Zhang Long asked Wang Dynasty in a low voice: "Big brother, wait for the next kiss snatcher, do we really want to fight?" ”

The four of them, Wang Dynasty, Ma Han, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu are now commensurate with brothers, and the dynasty is the largest, so they are the eldest brothers; Mahan is the second brother; Zhang Long is the third, and Zhao Hu is the youngest fourth. The four people belong to the eldest brother dynasty is the most stable, so it is the dynasty that decides everything usually.

Before Wang Chao could speak, the youngest Zhao Hu interjected: "Do you still need to ask?" Since Shaowu has commanded, of course he must fight. Shaowu said, don't kill anyone, he will bear it if something happens. ”

In fact, the beating of snatching relatives is also a norm. Local customs, after the marriage date is agreed, at dusk, the party who welcomes the relatives (some are men and some are women) send people to rob, and the married party (there are also men and women) can line up a battle, and wait for the person who robs the relatives to come and cover their faces, in order to show that they are not satisfied with the other party to marry, or to express their reluctance to marry the party. However, in Banpo Dolphin's marriage, it was Honggu who was married, and Fang Yuan's nephew Akang was married.

The fat witch didn't let him fight, but the young witch explained that he wanted to beat him hard, which made the dynasty very distressed, so he had to say helplessly: "Of course you have to fight, but you have to pay attention for a while, don't break people." ”

A few people were discussing it, and when they heard what seemed to be movement behind them, they turned around and found Aoyama standing by the woods with a black face.

"What are you guys doing?" Aoyama yelled with a face.

Wang Chaonuo replied: "Young witch let us ......"

"Get out!" Wang Dynasty didn't finish a sentence before he was unceremoniously interrupted by Aoyama.

Seeing this, Wang Chao stammered and explained, "But...... Young Witch He said......"

"I said you guys get out of here! Don't mess around here! Aoyama roared.

Seeing this, the four members of the dynasty hurriedly flashed into discoloration.

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It was getting late and late, Tang Ge's face was getting more and more ugly, and his ass was twisting around, as if he was sitting on a nail.

At dusk, a group of people sneakily touched the Banpo dolphin, and after carefully investigating around, the ghost head went straight to the doll hole.

When Tang Ge was anxious, Honggu's exclamation suddenly came, and the small voice was extremely harsh in this quiet twilight.

Tang Ge felt a pain in his heart, and stood up with a sigh, and Adam also rose. The little tiger only knew that the atmosphere in the tribe today was extremely solemn, but he couldn't figure out what the reason was, and seeing Tang Ge nervous at the moment, he also tightened his whole body and made a posture of attacking at any time.

"Little stones! You have to !! well With Honggu's mournful call, Tang Ge completely collapsed.

"I\\\\you\\big\\ master!" Pulling out the black crocodile knife, Tang Ge lowered his head and rushed out, but was hugged by Lao Jiuyi.

"Put the knife down! Silly boy! Today is a good day for your red girl, you must not mess around! Lao Jiu's thick arms tightened Tang Ge's hoops, and he couldn't stop shouting loudly.

The little tiger Adam also roared and rushed out. With its intelligence, it didn't understand the truth of the matter at all, and only knew that the red girl it was familiar with made a very miserable cry, so the simple-minded Adam thought about rushing to save people, but he didn't run out two steps, but was kicked into the corner by a big stone with a gloomy face. The little tiger saw the angry eyes of the big stone, and he didn't understand the situation for a while, but he finally understood the big stone's intention to stop him, so the aggrieved little tiger could only complain to his little master sadly.

Tang Ge couldn't take care of it at the moment, his knife was taken away, but he still struggled desperately, desperately trying to break free from Lao Jiu's embrace, while shouting and scolding: "Let go of me!" I'm going to cut them down! Be sure to cut them down! Damn it! Lao Jiu, you son of a bitch! Quickly let Lao Tzu go!! Honggu is going to be taken away...... Honggu was taken away......"

Honggu's cry became farther and farther away, and Tang Ge's strength became smaller and smaller. In the end, Honggu's cry could no longer be heard, and Tang Ge was completely out of strength, so he could only shrank to the ground, holding the aggrieved little tiger and crying bitterly.

Dashi also looked sad, picked up a bowl of wine, drank it all, and smashed the bowl against the wall with a "bang".

“******！！！” The big stone, which had nowhere to vent its anger, could only viciously pop out of its teeth with a swear word, and then ran back and forth in the room like a wounded male lion.

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Since Honggu married into the Shuanggou tribe, Tang Ge has become extremely irritable, moody, and loses his temper at every turn.

Now he doesn't talk about Journey to the West anymore, but has a black face all day long, wandering around the tribe with nothing to do, and going up to pick thorns when he sees something unpleasant. And it's almost to catch whoever scolds whom, and the words of scolding are called snarky, very vicious, but they still make sense, so that people can't talk back when they are scolded. If he really met any unreasonable person who dared to bite the bullet with him, he would immediately be furious, and the four big doglegs of the dynasty Mahan, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu immediately rushed up, and they were ruthless.

Under such circumstances, the atmosphere in the tribe has become more and more depressing, and the clansmen have to be careful in everything they do, always guarding against the appearance of Tang Ge, who has been reduced to "a pest of half-slope porpoises". Nowadays, the clansmen don't talk about fighting beasts for fun, and they can't even walk on tiptoe, for fear that if they are accidentally caught in the wrong place by Tang Ge, they will definitely be scolded by a stinking scolding on their heads and faces.