Chapter 153: Martial Arts Wizard
"Ouch! I didn't think I'd be blinded! Zhao Kang walked down from his position with his fists rubbed.
But obviously, his movements were too high-profile, which startled Gao Jie below, and he hurriedly took a step back, thinking in his heart: Lord Zhao didn't hear that I was the number one master in Kongtong Mountain, and wanted to come and learn from me, right? Oh, my God! Do I dare to fight back? That's not fair!
Of course, Gao Jie still overestimated the courage of the superintendent in front of him, although Zhao Kang, who was born in a relatively barbaric, backward, and ignorant place in Daliangshan, he did not have the courage of the Liangshan ethnic minorities to use a knife to see blood if they didn't come, especially after making a fortune, not only abandoning the man's bloody nature twice, but becoming more and more like a person from the East China Sea.
Let's put it this way, when I see something unpleasant, Zhao Kang will rush over and scold twice, whoever wants to scold and fight with Uncle Zhao, Inspector Zhao, then our Lord Zhao will never be cowardly, kill God when you meet God, kill Buddha when you meet Buddha. Of course, if you want to fight with your fists and move the knife, then Zhao Kang will immediately get out of the way, and then find a strong fighter behind his back to help him get back on the field.
This kind of person has a very domineering title on the Internet in the 21st century: keyboard hero!
Of course, there are more people who will call them "trolls" because of the jealousy in their hearts. Open Du Niang Encyclopedia, you will see its meaning: people who like to accuse others indiscriminately and are unreasonable. When indiscriminate accusations become a hobby, a personality trait, or a mental capacity, they are characterized as trolls.
Zhao Kang is a typical, textbook troll.
Zhao Kang's next words finally put the nervous Gao Jie at ease: "Mr. Gao, when you went to Kongtong Mountain to learn martial arts when you were a child, did your master look at your muscles or potential or something?" ”
Gao Jie replied respectfully: "If you go back to the Master, you must check your roots, qualifications, understanding, and courage before apprenticing to the Master, which must be done. Some people practice for a lifetime, but they are just mediocre people, and some people can practice for three or five years to run rampant and beat all the local invincible opponents. ”
Zhao Kang asked again: "Then have you learned to check the root bones, qualifications, comprehension or something?" By the way, is there any age limit for learning martial arts? ”
Gao Jie said: "If you practice martial arts for a long time, you will naturally know which kind of person is more suitable for practicing martial arts, as for age, theoretically the younger the better." Of course, you can't be too young. Generally speaking, it is the best age to start practicing martial arts from around the age of eight to ten. ”
After listening to Gao Jie's words, Zhao Kang looked disappointed, and thought: Nima, learning martial arts and labor is still too old, and Zhenta is depressed!
However, Gao Jie's next words made Zhao Kang immediately excited again: "Of course, what Xia Guan said is just ordinary people. It is not for nothing that those who have good qualifications, high understanding, and potential far beyond ordinary people only start to practice martial arts at the age of thirty or forty, and become a generation of grandmasters decades later. ”
Zhao Kang said excitedly: "Then why are you still stunned, hurry up and help me check it." Look at my qualifications, adults, to practice martial arts? What is the potential? Do you have any special martial arts talents? By the way, should I take off my clothes during the inspection? ”
Zhao Kang's words almost made Gao Jie spit out a mouthful of old blood!! This Master Nima wants to learn martial arts??? Oh, my God! What could be more outrageous?
Seeing that Zhao Kang was already preparing to "untie his clothes", Gao Jie hurriedly dissuaded: "My lord, you don't need to take off your clothes, you just need to roll up your sleeves." Then your subordinates can look at your palmistry and arms. ”
"Oh, so that's it?" Zhao Kang also stopped continuing to undress. Roll up his sleeves and reach out to Gao Jie.
Gao Jie thought to himself: If you accept an ordinary person as a disciple, then of course you have to take off your knakedness and carefully inspect it. But give me ten guts, and I won't dare to check you! When he was thinking wildly, Zhao Kang's fat hands appeared in front of Gao Jie's eyes.
"Mr. Gao! Hurry up and show me how qualified I am to learn martial arts? ”
Gao Jie, who was so frightened that his liver was fluttering, dared to say anything, he checked the fat on Zhao Kang's hands, observed the lines on his palms, and circled around Zhao Kang twice and pretended to observe Zhao Kang's body.
After observing, seeing Zhao Kang staring at him nervously, Gao Jie had an idea and said loudly to Zhao Kang: "Wow!! Disastrous! Disastrous! It's amazing! Master Inspector, you don't know, just now after my careful observation, I saw a spiritual light erupting from your heavenly spirit cover, you know, you have a body of horizontal muscles and bones at a young age, it is simply a martial arts wizard once in a hundred years, if one day you can get through the second pulse of Ren Du, I really can't think of anyone whose martial arts can be compared with you in five thousand years!! No matter what item, Lu Bu, Li Cunxiao; Ran Min, Xue Li, Yang Zaixing; Qin Qiong, Yue Fei, Huo Quai; In the eyes of Xia Guan, it won't take long for no one to be the enemy of Lord Zhao and your triad!! ”
Zhao Kang was shocked, he had always thought of himself as a genius since he was a child, but he never thought that his talent would be so strong! I sighed in my heart: Oh my God! Labor Zhao Kang is really the protagonist! The system lives up to me!
Gao Jie thought to himself: Nima, in order to get promoted and make a fortune, I am also open today, cheeky or something, since the moment I seduced Li Zicheng's wife Xing, labor and management have been completely gone! As for the people I just mentioned, they have all been dead for countless years, and they are too dead to die, and I believe that no one will crawl out of the grave to trouble themselves. Anyway, you don't want money to brag about it, and you don't want to be embarrassed yourself, so just blow it hard. Otherwise, with Lord Zhao's inferior qualifications and fat body, if he was just an ordinary person, it is estimated that no sect would accept it for five hundred taels of silver......
Gao Jie comforted himself: he was forced to blow so much...... If you were to tell the truth, with Lord Zhao's moody and murderous character, maybe he wouldn't want to get out of this Governor's Mansion today. Amen......
Sure enough, as Gao Jie expected, he saw that Zhao Kang's smile became extremely bright, and all sixteen Bai Sensen's teeth were exposed, and he asked in an excited tone: "My qualifications and potential are really as good as you say?" Much better than those ancient generals?? It won't be long before you become invincible??? ”
Gao Jie, who was already completely shameless, put on a serious face, and said in a righteous and stern tone: "It's true! Lots of real gold! The last general dares to vouch for his life and future, Lord Zhao is definitely the best qualified martial arts seedling in the past five thousand years. Absolutely not one! In time, he will become a generation of grandmasters, famous through the ages, and dominate the world! ”