The act of bowing may seem extremely simple, but if you hold it for a long time, it is not so easy.

Especially Qin Ze is now in a state of worry, and the whole person is tense, and it is becoming more and more uncomfortable.

After half a pillar of incense, Qin Ze still didn't hear Li Er's voice. And at this time, his whole person has begun to tremble unconsciously, and there is a tendency to get more and more serious.

Li Er on the other side also noticed his abnormality, and saw that he was shaking all over his body, and even his eyebrows were trembling. Suddenly felt that it was almost the same, so he put down the chapter, looked at Qin Ze on the side, and whispered, "Get up."

The simple three words sounded like a bell to Qin Ze. At that moment, he hurriedly thanked him and straightened up.

"Click, click."

Qin Ze's body made a few clear sounds, as if it was because he had bowed for too long, and his body was a little unbearable.

Li Er raised his head to look at Qin Ze, and found that this kid was still with his head down, so he couldn't help but say a little funny: "What? Do you think I'm scary? ”

"It's not. Your Majesty is the honor of the Ninety-Five, and the grass people are afraid that they will not be blessed. Qin Ze hurriedly bowed down and replied.

"Haha." Li Er also laughed when he heard this, and said to Qin Ze: "I now order you to raise your head to look at me."

This is different from what Qin Ze thought, how could Li Er, who thought he was moody, be like this.

However, after listening to Li Er's words, Qin Ze dared to talk nonsense, so he raised his head and glanced at Li Er.

If you don't get angry, you will be powerful?

Li Er was clearly smiling with a smile on his face.

Square table with seals?

Li Er's forehead was not so exaggerated that it stood out.

Dragon's eye star pupil?

Qin Ze said that in addition to the fact that the eyes do look a little different, there is not much difference.

No matter how you look at it, the person in front of you exudes an aura of security all over his body.

"How? Am I scary? The more Qin Ze coaxed, the happier Li Er became. I even joked with him.

Qin Ze shook his head again and again, where did he dare to say a word.

Knowing that it was okay to beat it, Li Er was no longer entangled in this problem. Instead, he straightened up slightly, looked at Qin Ze and said two words: "Say it."

There were really only two words, and Qin Ze could be sure that he had heard it correctly. But that's what is scary, because you don't know what the other person wants to know, and in this case, it's very likely that you are telling everything yourself.

After thinking for a long time, Qin Ze said softly: "There is something wrong with the grass people's brains, and they have forgotten most of the previous things. I just feel that there are a lot more things in my head, and I can't understand them, but I don't know what they are. ”

"Can locusts eat?" Li Er asked in an inquiring tone.

"It's all in your head." Qin Ze bowed down and replied.

"The matter of Yikura?"

"Suddenly, I don't know what to do." Now that the lie has begun, it is necessary to keep circling. Anyway, this thing is said to be a lot in your head, and you can't break your head to see if it's right.

"What about the demon rat?" Qin Ze said it well, but Li Er didn't believe it at all. How could he never have heard of such a strange thing.

As soon as he heard Li Er ask about the demon rat, Qin Ze knew that he couldn't hide it. When dealing with Li Er, you can make mistakes, but you must admit them when you are wrong.

"Your Majesty, there is vinegar and oil in the oil pot, and as long as the vinegar is heated, it will produce bubbles, it seems that the oil pot is already hot, but in fact, the temperature is far from enough.

The so-called white paper is just a grass first drawn on paper with garlic juice. Wait until the fire is roasted, and it will be revealed.

As for the demon rat, it was even more done by the grass people themselves, and the so-called bare-eared wings were just a trick. ”

After saying everything in one breath, he shouted: "Your Majesty, the grass people are really forced to do so."

Li Er naturally knew what Qin Ze meant, but after hearing that all this was so simple, Li Er was also a little unconvinced.

When he heard this scene before, Li Er was also taken aback. I haven't been able to figure it out after thinking about it for a long time, but I don't want to listen to Qin Ze say this now, but it seems that everyone understands this thing.

Turning his head to look at Cheng Laoyou, he found that this guy was also able to listen to it, and immediately understood that it was not that he was shallow, but that this kid was too smart.

However, Qin Ze's frank attitude made Li Er very satisfied, originally he just wanted to beat it, but now Qin Ze behaved so cowardly, which also made Li Er have no idea where to start.

Looking at Qin Ze again, Li Er nodded and said, "Then do you have thoughts about the locust plague in your mind now?"

As soon as Li Er's words came out, Qin Ze breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't entangle the matter of the demon rat. No matter how you say this thing, there is also a suspicion of bullying the king, if Li Er really investigates it, a crime of bewitching the public is indispensable.

"Your Majesty, locusts are nothing but natural disasters. Now that locusts are rampant, the grass people feel that they should harvest the rest of the fields first. If you really can't do it, you will burn it with fire. "In this era without pesticides, just taking this stupid method can only save a little.

Listening to Qin Ze's words, Li Er smiled, his face instantly became gloomy, and he said in a somewhat chilled tone: "Burn it?" Now in the hearts of the people, this locust is clearly God's punishment for me. How dare they move. ”

These days, Li Er also took action, first started to broadcast food, and then arrested those who bewitched the public. However, this still has no effect on the locust plague, and the people are still full of fallacies.

"Why doesn't Your Majesty consider mobilizing the people to catch locusts?" Qin Ze frowned slightly, and his speech was much more natural.

"Catch?" Li Er was slightly stunned, then shook his head and couldn't help but be a little disappointed in Qin Ze.

"The people don't dare to touch it, let alone catch it?"

Qin Ze naturally knew that the people didn't dare to catch it now, and they even wanted to set up a memorial arch for the locusts one by one, and went to kneel and worship every day.

It is estimated that some people will start to make up the legend of the locust Lao Tzu and the locust lady.

"As long as Your Majesty announces to the world, ten catties of locusts are one liter of rice. Are you worried that they won't do it? ”

In the hearts of the people, what really matters is food. Compared to this, locusts are nothing.

People are about to starve to death, who is afraid of whether they will be punished by the gods.

As long as Li Er eats locusts in front of the people of the world, the hearts of the people will be shaken, and when this decree is promulgated again, a large number of people will definitely start to do it.

"There are some opinions about locusts in exchange for food, but what is the use of me asking for this locust?" Li Er smiled slightly, wondering what was the use of catching locusts. The world is full of locusts, how can they be caught.

"Even if the locusts are recovered, they can only be burned and buried. But as long as they caught the locusts with their own hands, they knew that it had nothing to do with the gods. And as long as they're busy, they don't have that much time to think. ”

This has worked at any time, and throughout history, whenever a country has had a major disaster, the government has built a major project. What digging canals, repairing reservoirs, in order to keep those who have nothing to do, so that as long as they have something to do, they will feel at ease. They won't be idle and think about rebellion.

After thinking about it, Qin Ze continued: "Your Majesty, in fact, this thing can also be used as military rations."

"Military rations?" Li Er found that he couldn't keep up with Qin Ze's train of thought, and asked.

Locusts are rich in a lot of protein, and because they are not polluted, they are actually better than food.

Deep-fried locusts actually taste similar to chicken, but more crispy.

"This thing is not poisonous, and it is meaty, so it can be eaten, but you need to find a way to make it." Saying that, Qin Ze looked to the side, Cheng Lao You, who was so bored that he was about to fall asleep.

This guy is the general of the Right Guard, and the matter of military rations is naturally related to him. Moreover, the matter of turning locusts into military rations is a great risk.

It is not difficult to imagine that if those soldiers found out that they were eating locusts, they would be disgusted for a few days, and in the worst case, they might directly curse the street.

Therefore, such a thing that harms others and is not beneficial to oneself is naturally thrown to others.

But Qin Ze had already found that Li Er's eyes were getting more and more wrong when he looked at him, and that look was clearly to entrust this matter to himself.

Qin Ze swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, with his small body, if he was caught by the soldiers, it was estimated that he would have to stew soup directly.

No, the old demon obviously understood the truth, but he just plucked his ears and didn't even look at Qin Ze.

"I'll go, this is to make me carry the black cauldron." Qin Ze was shocked, and immediately reacted.

At that moment, he immediately bowed down to Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, the grass people feel that this matter is about the soldiers, and it should really be handed over to the general, otherwise there is really no way to promote it."

Preemptively, Qin Ze didn't believe that Cheng Lao Demon could pretend not to hear it at this time.

Sure enough, after hearing Qin Ze say this, Cheng Lao Demon immediately stopped plucking his ears, staring at Qin Ze and nodding.

This is the threat, the threat of the red fruit.

Li Er, who was on the side, also noticed the strange look in the eyes of the two people, nodded and said: "It's not bad, this matter should indeed be the responsibility of the general."

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Cheng Laoyou on the side, and said with some seriousness: "Cheng Qing, this matter will be handed over to you to be responsible."

The ecstasy in Qin Ze's heart, this hot potato was finally thrown out. With Cheng Laoyou's cheeky spirit, it's okay to be scolded, and no one dares to beat him anyway.

Cheng Laoyou started from the ground, hugged his fist at Li Eryi, and laughed: "The old minister obeys the order."

I have to say that Li Er is actually very easy to get along with, and the name of a generation of famous kings is not called in vain.

Especially between him and Cheng Laoyou, although there is a difference between monarchs and ministers, they get along so well.

Qin Ze even saw that Li Er gave Cheng Lao Demon a look that you know, no matter how you look at it, there is kindness between these two people.

No, what does Li Er's eyes mean?

Qin Ze was stunned for a moment, then suddenly woke up, and immediately thought of a bad idea.

"Since the minister has received the order, he should share his worries for His Majesty." As he spoke, he turned around and met Qin Ze's shocked gaze, and said with a smile: "I think you are a good kid, now it is time to appoint you to join the army as Zuo Wuwei, and the matter of military rations will be handed over to you."

"I~"

Qin Ze choked up, but he couldn't say a word.