The heat has passed, and the early autumn is cool, and the Double Ninth Festival is approaching. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoToday is Kong Jianxi's fiftieth birthday, as early as five days ago, people have already begun to prepare, the ancient life span is not long, life is seventy years old, fifty years old to celebrate.

Early in the morning, firecrackers rang out, colorful flags were unfurled, Kong Jianxi arranged a big feast, the scale was better than in the past, and the congregation brothers enjoyed the chrysanthemums together to celebrate their birthdays.

But there are brothers who have come down the mountain, no matter how far or near, they have to recruit back to the village to go to the feast. The leaders of the three armies of Ma Bushui went up the mountain to offer gifts and drink together.

Including Qi Wei, the owner of the second village, who has been recuperating behind closed doors for many days, also appeared, offering congratulatory gifts and congratulatory messages to Kong Jianxi. Seeing Zhang Fan, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he couldn't help asking, "Who is this?" ”

Kong Jianxi laughed and said: "Second brother, you have been recuperating from your injuries behind closed doors for many days, and you haven't had time to see this yet, the new commander in our village, Brother Zhang Fan, Brother Zhang has married Jinlan with me." Sit in the fourth place of our cottage. You will be brothers in the future. ”

Qi Wei showed a look of surprise: "People can't look good, I have long heard that the master of the four villages is eight buckets high, the arithmetic is the best in the world, the archery is the best, and there is a feat of single bear hunting." I didn't expect me to be so ...... Well, elegant and elegant! ”

Zhang Fan avoided his hot and direct gaze, and arched his hand: "The master of the second village has won the award, and I have heard for a long time that the master of the second village is strong in martial arts, and he has the courage of ten thousand people, so I admire it very much!" ”

"Okay, let's stop touting each other, come on, come on, let's get into the table!" Kong Jianxi pulled the two of them and said. The crowd began to sit down......

"Hold the grass, the four masters will kill all men and women!"

"The opposite sex is just to reproduce, the same sex is true love!"

"The fourth master has to come out? It's a little exciting to think about it! ”

"That picture...... It's wonderful, it's indescribable, oops, it's a nosebleed! ”

"A group of rotten girls upstairs are also drunk!"

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Chrysanthemums are planted all over the main hall, and the big and small leaders sit down in turn, and they are divided into cups. On both sides of the front of the hall, gongs and drums were sifted, blowing and beating, laughing and laughing, staggering, and the leaders drank heartily. To each his own pleasure. I don't feel the sunset.

Full of wine and food, Zhang Fan came out to pee, and just came out of the thatched house, a little hello greeted him and said:

"Fourth master, the big boss has something to talk to you about, please come with me!"

Just carefully identified, this is indeed the little guy next to Kong Jianxi, although he doesn't know the name, he must not hurt him, Zhang Fan followed him to Kong Jianxi's courtyard, Kong Jianxi's residence is much bigger than Zhang Fan's, there are sixteen or seventeen big houses.

The servant took him to the door of a guest room and said, "Go in, our master is waiting for you inside!" ”

Zhang Fan entered the door, looked around, it was an ordinary guest room, there were tables, chairs and beds, there were wine and food on the table, red candles were lit, and suddenly a person flashed out from behind the screen, Zhang Fan's pupils dilated, and he was shocked and said:

"Second village master, why are you here? Didn't the owner of the village invite me over? ”

Qi Wei seemed to have just come out of the bath, his hair was still wet, and he was wearing a white single coat, and he had not buttoned it, half of his chest was exposed, and he said with a smile:

"I invited Brother Xian to come over, come, please sit down first!"

Suddenly the barrage flew all over the sky:

"Well, I smell the noodle base......"

"Hey, whose soap dropped?"

"I've been waiting for a long time and finally waiting for today......"

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time and finally made my dream come true......"

"Teemo and the policewoman were washing their hands, and the soap was falling off, and Timo asked the policewoman, "Can you help me pick up the soap?" The policewoman thought to herself: I am 1.7 meters tall, I forgot to wear underwear in a short skirt today, and Timo is 0.8 meters tall, my hips are 1 meter off the ground after I squat, and Timo's little brother is 0.2 meters above the ground and can't threaten my chrysanthemum at all, this soap can be picked up. So the policewoman generously bent down to pick up the soap, and just as the policewoman was picking up the soap, Timo stood on tiptoe behind him and stuck out his tongue mischievously......"

"Poof, you are so filthy......"

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Zhang Fan was unmoved, and said coldly: "I don't know what the second village master is looking for me?" There are still private matters below, why don't you talk about it tomorrow? ”

Qi Wei grabbed his hand and pressed his shoulder, Zhang Fan felt a strong surge, and suddenly couldn't support it, and sat on the chair a little embarrassed. Only then did I hear Qi Wei say:

"I heard that Third Brother Wei said that Brother Xian admires Brother Yu very much, and Brother Yu doesn't know how happy he is to hear it!"

"What? Wei Yong said I...... Admire you? This is ridiculous! ”

Zhang Fan was dumbfounded, Made, this Wei Yong, who killed a thousand knives, knew that it must be this bastard who gave birth to a son and had no asshole behind his back.

Qi Wei grabbed Zhang Fan's hand with one hand, raised the wine glass with the other hand and drank it all, and said nonchalantly:

"Brother Xian doesn't have to be shy! You're all like-minded, and I'm not going to make fun of you. ”

Zhang Fan said in his heart: Whoever is in the same way as you, you are a dead gay! If it weren't for the fact that labor and management couldn't beat you, they would have turned against you now!

Zhang Fan pondered his tone and said with a smile: "The second master is wrong to love, there must be some misunderstanding in this, the second master has superb martial arts, I really admire it." But what I like is women. ”

Qi Wei glanced at him dissatisfiedly and said, "It's all said and done, what do you mean by still hiding it?" If you really like women, why are the two women in your room still virgins? ”

"How do the second masters know ......" Zhang Fan's face sank, could it be that Mo'er and they were poisoned by this bastard?

"How do I know they're still virgins? Haha, I used to practice the art of collecting yin and replenishing yang, although it was abandoned later, but no matter what woman is, I can tell at a glance whether she is a virgin or not. ”

Zhang Fan hurriedly wiped a cold sweat, he didn't expect that this product was actually a flower thief before, I don't know why he has a habit of dragon yang now? Could it be...... What went wrong with practice?

Zhang Fan could only delay time for the time being: "Is there really a technique to collect yin and supplement yang in this world?" The sail thought it was just a false statement. ”

"That virtuous brother is wrong, the practitioner in the husband's room is very close, and no one can practice his method. Ten women in one night, closed only, the art in this room is complete. This is not a rumor, I have witnessed my master who is over the age of six, and he can still be the eighth girl at night, and he is very happy. It's a pity that I don't have much interest in this way, and I only learned a little bit of it, but I can't open my eyes. ”

"It doesn't matter. I see that it is getting late today, so why don't you let me retire first, and then talk to the owner of the second village tomorrow? ”

"Alas, the virtuous brother is too outward. Today's autumn is high and refreshing, the moon is in the sky, the autumn chrysanthemum is full of flowers, the flowers are fragrant, and there are delicious wines and delicacies, which is suitable for my two brothers to talk about wine and hemp, it is better to talk about candles and nights today, and sleep on your feet, do you think it is good? Qi Wei raised his glass and said with high interest.

Talking about your brother-in-law, I don't know what chrysanthemums you want to appreciate!

"Fourth master, it's good to appreciate the chrysanthemum!"

"Picking chrysanthemums to the southeast, leisurely see Nanshan."

"The chrysanthemum is broken, full of wounds, your tears have yellowed ......"

"Your chrysanthemum, weak and wounded......"

"I actually sang it......"

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