Chapter 18 Don't talk nonsense
“…… This is the story of 'a leaf blind, no Mount Tai'! ”
Wei Yan even told five idiom stories, but he didn't see Xie Jiu come out, but the palace maid came out, saying that she was ordered to carry the medical kit in. Wei Yan kept muttering in his heart, it seems that people really can't look good, so the taciturn Xie Jiu can actually fool His Majesty Li Er into agreeing to carry the medical box in, or, His Majesty Li Er has already seen the essence of him and Xie Jiu clearly, thinking that they really don't have the courage to do anything disagreeable, just a medical box, it is impossible to hide a fish intestine dagger, similar to the trick of Tu Poor Dagger, it is impossible for the two of them to interpret it.
Wei Yan put his mind at ease, in fact, he was too worried, Xie Jiu is also a leader, although he has a cold personality, but the basic etiquette, advance and retreat, he doesn't need to worry about it at all.
"Doctor Wei, is Mount Tai the highest mountain in the world?"
"No, far west...... Oh, in the territory of Tubo, there are many mountains higher than Mount Tai, there is a mountain called Mount Everest, which is the highest in the world. Mount Tai is the first of the five mountains, but in terms of height, it is not the highest, the highest is Mount Hua, followed by Mount Heng, and then Mount Tai, Mount Song, and Mount Heng. ”
After saying that, Wei Yan reacted to what he said, his opinion is a more common view in modern times, but in ancient times, the status of Mount Tai is equivalent to the national mountain, he said this, will anyone want to hack him to death? !
While secretly observing the reactions of the adults in the hall, Wei Yan stared at the little Zhengtai Li Zhi who asked this question, Ya, what kind of problem is this, why does he have to answer!
Sure enough, all the adults in the Lizheng Palace, all looked at Wei Yan quietly at the moment, the adult who was called Wuji by His Majesty Li Er, the brother-in-law of His Majesty Li Er, the eldest grandson of the historical celebrity, looked at Wei Yan expressionlessly, and said: "Doctor Wei's words are inappropriate, Mount Tai is the head of the five mountains, according to ancient legends, the Pangu god opened the sky and split the earth, after the death, the head is Dongyue, the abdomen is Zhongyue, the left arm is Nanyue, the right arm is Beiyue, the foot is Xiyue, the eyes are the sun and the moon, the fat is the river and the sea, and the hair is grass and trees." Mount Tai is the place closest to the heavens, there is the breath of the Son of Heaven, it is the place where the Son of Heaven is ordered by the heavens, how can it be compared with the barren mountains outside the world? ”
"What the eldest grandson said is true. In terms of meaning and status, Mount Tai should be the head of all mountains, but in terms of real height, Mount Tai is indeed not as good as Mount Everest and Mount Hua. According to ancient legends, Mount Tai is the place where the sun god Shaohao tribe lives, since ancient times it is a sacred place to worship the heavens and be ordered by the heavens, which is recognized by the emperors of the past dynasties and practiced by themselves, Mount Tai represents my China, in the hearts of my descendants of Yan and Huang, and will not change because of his high and low. Do you disown your parents because of their height? Therefore, the grass people think that what we should care about is the respect for Mount Tai, not its level. ”
"Under the wise rule of Your Majesty and the hard work and assistance of your Excellency, I, the Tang Dynasty, are welcoming all nations and all countries to come to congratulate and all countries to come to the dynasty with the momentum of accepting all rivers and rivers. On the way back from overseas, whenever they meet the descendants of China, they all regard themselves as Tang people, how can such a momentum and such a grand occasion be weakened by the problem of mere height? Even if it is the Tibetan, which has the highest mountain in the world, doesn't it also have to be a minister to my Tang Dynasty, Lord Changsun, do you think that the facts are there, do you still need to care about the height of Mount Tai? The so-called blind eye, do not see Mount Tai. With the strength of my Datang, do you still need to cover your ears and deceive yourself like a bell? ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, the grass people have returned all the way, and everywhere they go, everyone praises the strength of the Tang Dynasty, if the strength of the Tang Dynasty is because of the wise leadership of His Majesty, it is not specific enough. There is a proverb in the West that it is a wise emperor who can open up a new world with capable courtiers. Today's Datang, most of it is the credit of His Majesty, but the hard work of all adults cannot be ignored, if today's Datang is compared to a mansion, then you are the cornerstone of building a mansion! ”
Wei Yan secretly wiped a cold sweat, worked hard, and patted the ass of the ministers facelessly, and the people who slapped them were all red-faced, holding their beards, and smiling reservedly. It's finally twisted back, and you have to pay attention to what you say in the future, and you will lose it if you say too much.
"Doctor Wei, overseas Han people, really call themselves Tang people?"
"Who is this ......?"
"Old man Fang Xuanling."
"It turned out to be Lord Fang, who was plotting to make a decision, and he looked up to him for a long time. Master Fang, such a major matter, give the grass people a hundred dares not dare to deceive, this is indeed the case. Overseas, all Han Chinese regard themselves as Tang people, and the place where they live is called Chinatown. ”…… After a thousand years.
This sentence Wei Yan wisely added in his heart, with a solemn look on the surface, stood up, bowed to the elders, and said solemnly: "Ladies and gentlemen, Datang can have a prosperous era today, and the grass people, as ordinary Datang people, want to say a word from the bottom of my heart to all adults!" ”
"Doctor Wei, please speak."
"Thank you, for your hard work! Thank you for making it possible for wanderers living overseas to straighten their backs! ”
The people present were all red and honored. Fang Xuanling said with a smile: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, everything is Your Majesty's leadership and governance, we just follow Your Majesty's orders and make a little effort, don't dare to take credit, don't dare to take credit." ”
The ministers said yes again and again, although they were all smiling so much that they couldn't see their teeth, they still had to say what they had to say. Wei Yan also hurriedly said: "That's that, the most important thing to thank is Your Majesty, if it weren't for Your Majesty's wisdom, how could I see this Zhenguan prosperous world." ”
"Exactly!"
At the moment, just like in the TV series, everyone bowed in the direction of His Majesty Li Er, the apse of the Lizheng Palace, thanked His Majesty Li Er for his wisdom, and thanked the prosperity of Zhenguan under the governance of His Majesty Li Er.
"Ahem...... I also want to thank all of you, without your assistance, I would not be able to create the scene I have today, all the honors of Datang belong to me and all of you! ”
His Majesty Li Er, who is great and wise and martial, appeared at a critical moment, the handsome guy was blushing, his eyes could not hide his excitement, and his expression was solemn.
"Your Majesty is benevolent, righteous and wise, and the ministers have done their best, and they are dead."
All the ministers present saluted in unison, and the scene of harmony between the monarchs and ministers was very pleasant, quite pleasant. In private, Wei Yan quietly blinked at the expressionless Xie Jiu behind His Majesty Li Er, it seems that this sycophant is accurate, and the matter of Taishan has been fooled like this.
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Wake up at noon and the power is out! Came in the evening! Khan, hurry up and pass it on!