I'm the proudest student in the school, the first to last in the whole grade in every exam, I'm very awesome, because I can be on the list, and the first grade in the whole school is not something anyone who wants to take the test, don't believe you try!

My name is Charles, and as the name suggests, the name is very simple, and the person is very simple, as you can tell by looking at my exam papers.

Seriously, it took a lot of effort for my father to give me this name, my father is a rough man, illiterate, he wanted to give me a Xia Long Xia Feng, Xia Jianghe, Hu Hai, but the previous generation of them had already used these words rotten, my father was called Xia Dahai, and it would be messed up if I used those rotten words in my life. He said that he has no culture, all because these names are strange, so he must change the traditional naming method of the ancestors, and give an incomparable name that can change our family's feng shui dragon vein, so my father inquired, in the town of thirty miles, there is a named Mr., I heard that he can be literate and martial, look at the feng shui word and touch the bones to name everything, all the names he has given, all of them have been admitted to Peking University Tsinghua University, Fudan Harbin University of Science and Technology, the legend is really appalling, you can't say that I don't use this word well, because I am the penultimate in the whole school!

Thirty miles of town, is a small town, to this town there is only one road to pass, a thirty miles of mountain road, winding mountain road, winding and quiet, until the top of the mountain to reach the town.

Presumably, the ancients built the town on the top of the hill in order to overlook the villages below the mountain, and the mayor of the town knew which village chimneys were smoking and which village chimneys were not.

Asking all the way, my father successfully found the residence of Mr. Ming'er, two broken earth houses, with a wooden stick stuck in the wall, and a sign tied to the wooden stick, which reads: Qiankun moved to Mingxuan!

This name alone is very awesome, there is no one in the world who dares to use this name, after his name, he can turn things around, get fame, promotion, fortune and fortune for life, just look at this title, you completely ignore the two broken houses under the brand.

N years later, I have always had a doubt, that is, those gods, fairies, and these named gentlemen, since they are so awesome, why do they do nothing all their lives? Could it be that they see through the red dust, regard money as dung, and live a life of picking chrysanthemums and seeing earthen houses leisurely?

Sensei said so much, go in with my dad and have a look!

When my father walked into the earthen house, Mr. Ming'er was smoking dry tobacco, although my father was illiterate, but my father had eyesight, Mr. Ming'er squinted and dozed off, as if he didn't see my father and two come in, you know, I am four years old, I don't even have his sister's name, others named me Xia Xiaohai, which is absolutely not allowed in our family tree. If I don't have a name, the Public Security Bureau's Household Registration Section will confiscate me.

The eyesight frame is my father's killer weapon, and he immediately handed over the dry tobacco he carried with him to Mr. Ming'er, which was the dry tobacco he planted on his own land, Yabuli dry tobacco, which was still a variety of dry tobacco that my ancestors brought back from the eastern part of the country.

Seeing the dry tobacco pouch, Mr. Ming'er opened his eyes, he poured out the dry tobacco that was about to be burned, knocked the tobacco pot on the stone, and then dug a pot of dry tobacco in the dry tobacco bag, my father wiped a match and lit it for him, he took a few deep breaths and said, "Good smoke!" ”

My dad said, "Grow it yourself, grow it yourself, and there's a bag for you on the donkey cart." Then my dad kicked me and said, "Go and get it for my husband!" ”

I knew that the bag of dry tobacco was the only dry tobacco he had, and he didn't have much land for himself, except for planting some cabbage and pumpkins that we were going to eat for the winter, my father carefully vacated a large open space the size of a palm to plant tobacco leaves, and this bag of dry tobacco was given to him, and my father was going to borrow it with a thick face.

Mr. Naming said, "Naming a child? ”

My father nodded resignedly and said, "Yes, name." ”

Mr. Naming stood up with a hum, walked to the table that was about to fall apart, picked up a book, and flipped through it casually, it was a book he picked up from the thrift market, which he originally used to wipe his ass and put it on the table at will, but now it came in handy, because when he heard that my surname was Xia, he immediately thought that there was a name on the comic book that was also surnamed Xia, but the name was very long, and there was a black dot in the middle.

"Charles!" Mr. Naming turned to my dad and said.

"Does this make any sense?" My dad also stood up, and he had just been squatting on the ground.

"Well, Charles, this one, there are many sources, as for the source of the text, it is a heavenly machine, ah, a heavenly machine, which cannot be leaked casually, um...... In short, this word is very good, it has the meaning of gorgeous, what is gorgeous, it means very promising, you think, a countryman plows the ground all day long, how can it be gorgeous? ”

My father was overjoyed, he just wanted me to be gorgeous when I grew up, so he left Qiankun with joy and moved to Mingxuan.

Later, I was seven feet tall and beautiful in appearance, but my academic performance was not always so flashy, and it seems that my future will not be flashy.

I read some books and realized that Charr's has a provenance after all.

"Saying": "Er, Lil, Yu Mi Liye." ”

What is Bilvi? The Glory of Normalcy. - "Poetry Xiaoya". Mao Chuan: "Er, Huasheng appearance." ”

So, I'm quite satisfied with the name Charles, after all, this name can be on the list every exam, not only on the exam, but also on other lists, on the whole, I am a celebrity on the list, an extraordinary person, and extraordinary everywhere!

I entered high school with the lowest score in the county, my history grades helped me, I not only studied formal, I also read wild history, bookstores and stalls on the wild history have been gnawed by me, the history teacher especially loves me, I not only know the glorious history of historical figures, I also know their disgraceful history, those unknown little secrets, I know all of them, if Cao Cao stands in front of me, he will also be afraid of me for three points, why? Because I have his handle in my hand, and if I say it, he will be laughed at by the whole world!

When a history textbook tells about someone, I already know about his life, so I don't need to know just a little bit of what is in the textbook. My desk is full of history books, both formal and wild, and I think that when I study history, I should not only learn about the people I meet, but also about the things that I don't see, because I like to see the truth.

I read history books in math class, I read history books in English class, I read history books in all kinds of subjects, I tell history to others, people are fascinated by it, they hear things that are not in the textbooks, so they are very interested.

I think my knowledge is richer than that of some students who study well, which I don't understand, people with rich knowledge are the first to the last every time!

Some of my classmates who had good academic performance began to ridicule me, saying, "You, you should go to the palace and write a book of "The Later Biography of Historical Records".

I'm too lazy to be serious with them, nerds!

At this time, I was sitting on the playground, holding a dog's tail grass in my mouth, staring at the white clouds in the blue sky and daydreaming, I was thinking about life, how can I make my life gorgeous, if I lived in ancient times, I knew the little secrets of so many historical figures, guess what they would do to me?

At this time, Dog Er called out to me: Charles, your father will look for you again!

I was immediately frightened and got up from the ground, and this damn dog dared to interrupt my daydream......