Chapter 82: Nanny Tang Ge
The elephants and chariots were driven by the beast slaves. The carriage had no shock absorption measures, Tang Ge was not willing to sit, and did not let the bears sit down, only when they were so tired that they could not stand it, they were allowed to go up and rest, and they said: "Exercise!" "And the comfort of the elephant chariot is more than a step higher than that of the carriage.
Choosing a strong elephant and putting a small house like a sedan chair on its back is what Tang Ge called an elephant. In the small house, there are two soft chairs made of vines, surrounded by light gauze shading, which can not only keep away the dust, but also do not affect the scenery, and if it is rainy, it can also be loaded with a circle of animal skins. Sitting on the soft chair, swaying as the elephant advances, it feels as comfortable as in the cradle, and with candied melons and fruits, and from time to time you drink two sips of wine, it feels like a vacation, and you don't need to experience the hard work of rushing.
Tang Ge has always been in a hurry to do things, when he is in a hurry, he can ride a fast horse, never walk, in Honggu's words, it seems that there will be no tomorrow after today, so after the elephant is made, Tang Ge has never sit. It is also because of these bear children that Tang Ge has a good experience of the enjoyment of riding on elephants and hurrying away.
"Stone...... Brother Stone! You let me go up and sit down for a while! Under the elephant, Qingguo stretched his neck, and he didn't know how many times he had to beg bitterly.
Tang Ge stuffed a dried apricot into his mouth, bit off the flesh, threw the kernel on Qingguo's head, and then said lazily: "Dream!" Go your way! If you want to come out and gain knowledge, you must be prepared to endure hardships. In the wasteland, laziness is not responsible for one's own life, and it is not to be dropped! β
"But why can you sit on it!" After begging again and again but to no avail, Qingguo raised his head hard and roared at Tang Ge on the elephant.
"Because I'm a young witch!" Tang Ge poked his head and said to Qingguo under his feet with a tired face.
Qingguo jumped to his feet angrily and scolded: "I see that you are deliberately tossing us!" Some of our tribes are horse-drawn carts, ox carts, and rack carts! We could have traveled in a car! But you just won't let it! β
"Make it clear, it's your father and them who don't let you go in the car, not me! It's hard for you to get out of the door, and they want to exercise and train you. You know, when we didn't have a car, we used to run back and forth on two legs on the wasteland. Now that you have a car to rest your feet, even if the treatment is good. Tang Ge leaned back on the soft chair and explained lazily in the tone of a passer-by.
"But don't we have a car now!? If you have a car left and you don't have to let us run with it, you say you're not stupid! Qingguo was unwilling to roar at Tang Ge.
Tang Ge pointed to the elephant behind him, and said with a wicked smile: "Your father's elephant also has a seat on it, but you are messing with him!" If you have the courage to say this to your father, I may consider letting you sit on my elephant!" β
Qingguo suddenly looked like a deflated ball, wilting and drooping his head. Quarrel with Tang Ge, Tang Ge is still in the mood to quarrel with him, if he dares to mess with Lao Jiu, taking a beating is probably the most intuitive result.
It's no wonder that Qingguo is aggrieved, it's really this trip, which is too far from what they imagined.
The wasteland in the hearts of the bear children is an adventure zone where wild beasts are rampant and full of dangers, and traveling on the wasteland, you will definitely encounter a lot of strange and thrilling things, and this road is bound to be an adventure.
When they first left the tribe, the bear children who thought they had begun their adventure were indeed very excited, they would be amazed when they saw the flowers and plants, and they would sigh sincerely when they saw birds and animals, and even a rabbit on the side of the road could make them scream again and again, as if they had never seen the same turtle virtue in the tribe before, and the decision to let them walk was accepted by the bear children without hesitation, and they naively thought that this would have a better adventure effect.
But it's only been half a day, and these bear children can't stand it anymore. From morning to now, it seems that it is noon, and they have only rested once on the road, and they have long been exhausted. Except for some particularly small children who were allowed to rest in the carriage, half-grown children like Qingguo, regardless of gender, had to walk honestly, Tang Ge completely demanded them with the behavior of adult soldiers, and let them cry bitterly, without any sympathy, which was also the reason why Tang Ge cleared those parents from the team.
As for their exotic beasts and adventures? Tang Ge said that they were too naΓ―ve.
The team of Banpo dolphins was so vast that the animals with a little vision fled far away, and those who did not, whether they were herbivores or carnivores, as long as they were larger than rabbits, were either driven away by the cavalry, or shot by them, and kept as rations for the team, and even the big birds flying in the sky were always watched, keeping an eye on their movements at any time.
Therefore, in addition to rushing and hurrying, the novelty of the bear children has long been polished clean. That is, Qingguo, relying on the unusual relationship with Tang Ge, dared to complain at Tang Ge, as for the others, they had long lost the strength to complain.
Tang Ge sneered in his heart. How could he not know what these bear children were thinking? It's just that I want to take this opportunity to teach them a good lesson. In the wasteland, the children of other tribes, when they were as old as them, could have long been in charge of themselves, and Banpo Dolphin's broken rules did not know who set it, and he could spoil the children to such an extent, even the world in his previous life was rare. As the saying goes, the children of the poor are in charge of the house early, and now that Banpo dolphin is completely rich and no longer has to work hard for their livelihood, it is still necessary to let these bear children endure more hardships and experience the difficulties of this world. Otherwise, they will only feel that they are delicacies of the mountains and seas every day, and a carefree life is a matter of course, and if they don't know how to cherish and work hard, even if the rich tribe is, in the eyes of others, it is just a big piece of fat, and sooner or later they will be swallowed by people with skin and bones.
Fortunately, Tang Ge's purpose was only to exercise, not abuse, so at noon, Tang Ge ordered to set up camp, bury the pot and make rice, let the bear children set up their tents, and take a good rest after eating.
After a small nap, Tang Ge ordered to continue to set off, so a group of bear children hurriedly packed up the tent and sorted out the messy bags.
The bear children's bags looked like they were packed up by the adults in the family, and now they are tidying up by themselves, which is naturally difficult, grinding and chirping, in Tang Ge's urging several times, it took a long time to barely be able to get on the road. And even if some of the bear children's backpacks were crooked and it was extremely difficult to walk, Tang Ge had no intention of stepping forward to correct them. Only those who have suffered losses will have a long memory, and will study seriously next time, relying on others for everything, and the ghost will know when they will learn these basic knowledge.
In the afternoon, the journey was extremely slow, and the bear children had to have some problems from time to time, and they didn't go far until the evening. If you continue to find this speed, you will definitely not be able to catch up with the opening of the market, but it is still no problem to catch up with the autumn hunting meeting. So Tang Ge was not in a hurry, but wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to hone and hone them.
When camping in the evening, Tang Ge arranged for a few people to teach the children how to set up tents and pack knapsacks, as well as the precautions for camping in the wild. Not surprisingly, all the bear children are very serious in their studies, and they can be said to have made rapid progress.
The imaginary adventure turned into a dull and boring long march, the mood of the bear children was very low, after dinner, it was completely dark, and the bear children who were guarding the campfire heard the roars of strange beasts in the wasteland, their faces changed completely, and some of the young ones even couldn't help but start crying in a low voice.
Seeing this situation, Tang Ge scolded at the top of his voice: "A group of unproductive things! What is terrible about the beast screaming twice! They should be glad they're too far away from us to have a chance to howl, and if they're close to us, make sure they get them for you to eat!" β
At this time, it is not time to continue to fight them, but to give them encouragement.
The bear children were scolded, and their faces were a little better, Tang Ge saw this, and made persistent efforts: "These beasts are too, I am upset about the noisy master!" Lao Jiu, do you want to be active? β
When Lao Jiu heard this, he grinned and said, "I'm bored, you wait, see Uncle Jiu get you some fresh meat back." After saying that, he greeted two tribesmen, and with five or six slaves, they stepped into the night in full armor.
Night hunting is a very difficult task. First of all, without arguing about the terrain, it is difficult to even hurry, secondly, although it is a full moon now, the sight is still not good, the torch can not be beaten, it is difficult to find the prey, and it is even more difficult to not want to be found by the prey, not to mention, there are a lot of poisonous insects in the wasteland, maybe you will step on a poisonous snake or lizard or something, and it is likely to lose your life if you are bitten by these things, so unless you are extremely familiar with the terrain, otherwise, if you don't have no way, there will be basically no night hunting on the wasteland.
However, the Banpo dolphin is an exception. High-waisted copper-lined animal skin boots can protect the tribesmen from poisonous insects, long-sleeved trench coats and hoods can also avoid mosquito attacks, coupled with sophisticated weapons, the chance of prey being killed by a single blow greatly increases. It can be said that as long as you pay attention to your feet, the hunters of the Banpo dolphin are already immune to 80% of the accidents of night hunting.
But even so, Tang Ge had no hope for Lao Jiu and his party. After all, people here are unfamiliar with the place, and it is extremely difficult to hunt prey in such a situation. However, in addition to the camp of the bear children, there is also the garrison of the cavalry, which is scattered and surrounds this place, and there must be a lot of animals hunted during the day in their camp, so you can just take a few to fill it up when the time comes. In any case, it will not lose face.