A black iron horse galloped across an ancient road, the dust behind it, the iron horse roared instead of neighing, covered in black armor, this is really a horse wearing iron armor!

Yellow Dust Ancient Road, the sun sets......

The iron horse traveled to Zhuo County, Zhuo County, and two eighteen-year-old teenagers got down from the black iron horse and slowly walked into the city.

That's right, it was me and Gouer, and we rode the black motorcycle to Zhongshan Country first, and then inquired all the way to Zhuoxian.

Gou Er took out his mobile phone, opened the APP, and checked the map of the Three Kingdoms.

"Yes, this is it."

"Is there a signal?"

"There's a fart signal, navigation is completely out of order."

"It seems that there are no satellites in the sky." I glanced up at the sky, and as night was approaching, there were quite a few stars showing their heads.

"Can we go to the Tang Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty is also OK, get a prince to play, what to break the Three Kingdoms, if I hadn't run fast just now, I would have become a ghost under the knife at this time, I wipe, and the arrow flew past my head."

Just on the way from Zhongshan Country with Gouer, we met a small army, and before we could see the flag clearly, a group of people were about to rush over, and the motorcycle was stuck in the sand and walked slowly, and a few arrows were shot over, only to hear the people in the rear shouting: "The rebel is leaving!" ”

Gou Er and I don't look like traitors, did this group mistake us for Zhang Jiao and others, but no, just because the motorcycle under us is evil enough in their eyes, a puff of black smoke spewed out, and I thought it was a spell I cast.

"Lao Tzu also wants to go to the Tang Dynasty to see singing and dancing, so I can go early."

I thought to myself that if you complained to Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu would send you back and let that mysterious woman tie you up.

"Find a place to eat first, along the way, I almost didn't get my intestines out."

"Then you fund the Three Kingdoms to build a few highways, and the horseshoe will have to be scrapped."

Zhuoxian County is not big, it seems that the war has not yet burned here, the people are in a state of peace and contentment, and there are many stalls on the street. After going around half a street, I saw a few inns, the inn business was deserted, and the shopkeeper was dozing off beside the stage. It seems that this ancient inn was really used for lodging, not "open rooms". "Today is Friday, and if this is in modern times, the inns in the city are full today.

"Little Er!" I deliberately shouted in a loud voice, you have to know some ancient routines when you come to ancient times, and a loud voice means that you are either a tyrant or a bully.

The shopkeeper was woken up by my shouting: "Oh, the second master, you ......"

Without waiting for the shopkeeper to finish speaking, the dog interjected: "Open the room!" ”

The shopkeeper looked confused.

"I want an upper room!"

"You two want an upper room?" The shopkeeper looked at me, and then looked at the dog.

"What nonsense, let's have a standard room!" The second dog is blind again.

"You're blind to Lao Tzu *** where the did you get this standard room." I said to Dog Two.

"But you forgot they only have a double room!"

I really want to kick this kid hard, if my boss really fires him squid, I don't know that in ancient times, there were only big bed rooms and no standard rooms?

But I was very unhappy when the shopkeeper looked at me so surprised, why, ancient people men and men slept in different rooms? Could it be that the ancients were more taboo about this? That's right, people in ancient times were still relatively normal, and it is estimated that there were no things like shemales, homosexuals, etc., that is to say, the growth and development of the ancients were relatively natural and normal.

"Alright then, let's have two upper rooms!"

"Okay, you two here, please." The shopkeeper said in a long voice.

Damn, why do I always feel like I have been tricked by this little two, this kid was confused and marketed two guest rooms, and instantly increased the benefits of the inn, but this is the master of sales.

Following the shopkeeper, Ga Dengga climbed to the second floor, there are less than ten rooms on the second floor, only one of them has a snoring sound, and the rest are all empty.

My two upper rooms with the dog are on the south side, the room is simply furnished, what kind of luxury suite is this, there is no bathroom, I thought the upper room was a luxury suite.

The shopkeeper went downstairs to prepare dinner for us, and Dog Er and I closed the door, opened the window facing the street, and looked out.

There were no lights outside the windows, only the dim candlelight from the windows of the old houses, and if it weren't for the few lanterns of the small business in the street, it would have almost gone dark.

"Alas, it's better to be in the electric age!" Dog Er exclaimed.

"I don't think it's good to have electricity, how good is this air, have you ever breathed such air since you were born?"

Dog Er shook his head.

"Look at the night sky."

Dog Er stuck his head out of the window, and in the dark night sky, a Milky Way white brush was in the air.

"I'm rubbing, you see, these constellations we've never seen before."

I took some metal rods out of my bag and assembled them.

"Sniper rifles?"

"Barrett!"

Gou Er slapped his face and laughed: "It's not fun to play CF, this time you can really shoot." ”

"Fight your sister, who do you want to snipe with Barrett? Dong Zhuo? Cao Cao? ”

"Anyone can do it, it's not a matter of seconds if you want to kill anyone with this thing."

As I spoke, I had assembled all the metal rods, and then took an astronomical telescope out of another bag and put it on a shelf.

"Don't always think about fighting, killing, killing and killing, who can you beat when you come to the Three Kingdoms? Any nameless young player can take your head, do you believe it? ”

I set up the telescope in front of the window and began to observe the starry night sky, which Gouji found very boring, and he was still observing the occasional person walking downstairs.

"There are very few women." Dog Er said suddenly.

"Nonsense, how can a woman in feudal society show her head casually."

"No wonder there is no business in this hotel, women can't show their heads, and no one comes to open the room."

"Inn!" I corrected.

"What's the name of this inn?"

"I don't see it clearly."

"Not the Red Dust Inn?"

"I said can you be normal, and the Red Dust Inn, I see that the sign says it seems to be a mansion."

"What do you mean?"

"It's so-and-so hotel."

"After a long time, we stayed in a hotel."

"You want to live in a five-star hotel, you now ride a motorcycle, go to the imperial court, and let Emperor Han Xian get you a palace to live in."

"Phew, don't think I don't know how chaotic the court was in the last years of the Han Dynasty, if I go, I am looking for death, and the ten permanent servants can still keep me alive?"

"It's good that you know, those ten eunuchs will definitely castrate you and let you join them, you think, a talent like you, join their team, with your knowledge, it must be their advisor."

"Yes, except for a little pain when I was castrated, everything else is fine."

"Okay, you're a big head, your father still expects you to pass on the ancestry, it's good for you, you came to the Three Kingdoms as a eunuch, you are really promising."

As he was talking, the shopkeeper brought a plate of food, although the food was simple, it was pure green and pollution-free, and the taste was good.

After eating, Gou Er and I walked out of the hotel and came out into the street, where we saw a group of people chattering about something around my black motorcycle, with their lanterns on......