[253] Visitors have no regrets

Summary of the previous chapter: Simon Wuxian is very dissatisfied with Ma Xiaoquan's attitude, she approaches Ma Xiaoquan and wants to teach him a lesson. In line with his golden identity, coupled with his stunning appearance, Ximen Wuxian thought that he would definitely succeed, but unfortunately, when he went out for the first time, he was slapped by Ma Xiaoquan, and there was a mark on his face

+++++++++++++++++++++ the two found Ma Yun, Ma Xiaoquan took a bowl of water and splashed it on Ma Yun's face.

"Who~~~~Who~~~" Ma Yun jumped in shock.

"Smack~~" Ma Xiaoquan slapped Ma Yun's head and scolded: "Bastard thing, it's useless, why do you say you're so?" ”

Ma Yun covered his head, rubbed it twice, and when he saw that it was the master, he smiled: "Master, it's not my fault, who knew that the Oriental Unrepentant Girl and the Ximen Girl were so beautiful."

"Then why didn't Ma Yu faint?"

Ma Yun glanced at Ma Yu, Nunu mouth, meaning that we twin brothers, you have to say something good to me, right?

Ma Yu understood, stepped forward and smiled: "Master, Ma Yun has a strange disease, it's like this"

Ma Xiaoquan didn't mind Ma Yun's sudden fainting, but just as Ma Yu came over to round the field, he did a favor and let this matter pass.

Ma Xiaoquan said: "By the way, I have a question for the two of you?" ”

Ma Yun Ma Yu nodded.

Ma Xiaoquan first asked Ma Yun: "Among the four candidates for the Oiran, who do you kid like?" ”

Ma Yun smiled and stammered: "Dongdong Dongdong has no regrets"

"What about you?" Ma Xiaoquan asked Ma Yu.

Ma Yu thought for a moment: "The East is undefeated!" ”

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan was surprised.

I thought that Ma Yu, who had never fainted, would like Murong Ziyan or Ximen Wuxian, but I didn't expect that he would like Dongfang's unrepentant sister Dongfang Undefeated.

"You kid~~" Ma Xiaoquan slapped Ma Yu, "Okay, since we have come to Fancheng, we can't go back empty-handed, what about the master, seeing that the two of you are still married, I will be a matchmaker for the two of you."

Ma Yun and Ma Yu glanced at each other, their faces embarrassed.

Ma Xiaoquan knew what they were thinking, and comforted: "Don't worry, I know that you are a scholar, so what about your master and I, before being this matchmaker, we have to find a way to swap the identities of these two girls, well, I think, with my identity as a fairy marquis, your father should not have an opinion"

When Ma Yun and Ma Yu heard this, they were overjoyed.

"If you want to laugh, laugh, what are you holding back?"

When Ma Yun and Ma Yu heard this, they hugged each other and jumped up happily.

"Huh~~" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, "Stinky boy"

After the personal problems of the Ma brothers were decided, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly said sternly: "After the draft meeting, it will be a competition, so far, no one knows the content of the competition, I want you"

Before Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Ma Yu interrupted: "Master, if you compete, it should be poetry and song or martial arts, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan shook his head: "Well, I don't think so, you two will go to find out other people's voices and see if I can find out some gossip." ”

The two of them took a step back in unison and arched their hands: "Obey!" ”

After Ma Yun and Ma Yu left, Ma Xiaoquan looked up at the sky alone, at this time, it was already evening, and the time spent in the show before was unaware.

"Hehe" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, suddenly missing his family in the Ma family compound in Yecheng.

"What, homesick?" In his left eye, Gen suddenly asked.

"Hmm~~ yes, I'm homesick."

"If you feel homesick, go back"

"How can I find the thing I want"

Yuan smiled: "You said solar recorder, right, in fact" Yuan said this, suddenly a little smack, just when Yuan was about to continue, the door was suddenly kicked open with his foot.

Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, and the source in his left eye also closed his mouth.

"Whew", a small breeze blew in from outside the door.

The door was definitely kicked open, because Ma Xiaoquan could clearly see a huge shoe print on the door by the candlelight in the house.

"This" Ma Xiaoquan was very helpless, when has this happened, why is there still anyone making such jokes?

Ma Xiaoquan walked to the door, was about to close the door, and when he raised his eyes, a little girl in a red dress was staring at him with her hands on her waist.

Ma Xiaoquan snorted, whatever you say, come here.

Ma Xiaoquan coughed twice and said to the little girl outside the door: "If you don't treat your own house obediently, what are you doing here?" ”

"Humph!" The little girl raised her head, and regardless of whether Ma Xiaoquan invited him or not, she stepped forward directly, pushed Ma Xiaoquan away, and strode into the house.

Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said in his heart: This Oriental no regrets is really interesting, Xiao Pepper's appearance is really cute, if there is such a pungent little sister around him, it will be interesting.

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Dongfang without regret in the spirit of his brother and sister, but Ma Xiaoquan's gaze was considered imserious and lustful in the eyes of Dongfang Wuregret

"I told you to see!" Dongfang gritted his teeth without regret, and without waiting for Ma Xiaoquan to react, he stepped forward and kicked him in the crotch.

Ma Xiaoquan's lower body is invincible, except for the feeling of love with a woman, at other times, there is absolutely no pain and comfort.

"Huh?" Dongfang Buregret was taken aback, she felt incredible, because the trick just now was taught to her by Simon Wuxi, and it was tried and tested, as long as it was a man, as long as he did not practice the legendary "Iron Gear Gong", as long as he was kicked by her, the light one would lie down on his crotch for two months, and the heavy one would even die of pain.

But now the man standing in front of him with a cloth towel wrapped around his head actually looked at him blankly.

"You" Dongfang did not regret that his lips were slightly purple, and he said slightly, "You are not a man?" ”

didn't wait for Ma Xiaoquan to speak, Dongfang Buregret suddenly laughed, she stepped forward and hugged Ma Xiaoquan's shoulder, although in terms of size, Dongfang did not regret going to Ma Xiaoquan's neck, but that's it, she had to stand on tiptoe and hug Ma Xiaoquan.

"It's okay, I have a baby in my hometown, and I was also emasculated by myself, and like you, I didn't enter the palace"

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan didn't understand what Dongfang Buregret was talking about, "What are you talking nonsense, what is not castrated, a little girl, why do you talk like this?" ”

Dongfang didn't regret his eyes narrowed, and said nonchalantly: "Don't pretend, I know, you are a eunuch without roots, oh no, men and men mmmm, but it doesn't matter, we can be friends, or like this, I look obviously younger than you, so I reluctantly call you big brother, how about it, oh oh, by the way, your name is Ma Xiaoquan, then I will be like Murong Ziyan's dead girl, call you Brother Xiaoma, okay Brother Xiaoma"

Dongfang's unrepentant mouth was like a machine gun, and he didn't give Ma Xiaoquan any chance to speak.

After talking for a long time, Ma Xiaoquan finally understood, oh, it's been a long time, this little girl thinks you have JJ?

Ma Xiaoquan smiled helplessly, and said in his heart: If it weren't for Ma Yun, Lao Tzu would have pressed you, a little girl, under him now, and let you taste Lao Tzu's crotch magic weapon, hum

"What are you doing here at night?"

Dongfang grinned without regret, jumped with both feet, and shook off the huge shoes on her feet with two "clicks".

"Wang Gui's shoes are really bad, it's hard to wear, hehe"

Ma Xiaoquan took a closer look, and it turned out that these huge shoes were not Dongfang Unrepentant, but the guy Wang Gui in her mouth.

"Why are you wearing Wang Gui's shoes?"

Dongfang pouted without regret and shook his tender little feet: "Sister Simon said that wearing Wang Gui's shoes can kick people to death, so I came."

"What kind of mess is this" Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, "Wang Gui's shoes are so powerful?" ”

Dongfang did not regret shaking his head: "I don't know, anyway, it is very heavy on my feet, I finally lifted my legs and kicked the door, oh oh, and, I finally kicked yours, you didn't have it."

Ma Xiaoquan was so choked by Dongfang that he didn't regret that he just wanted to scold his mother, and finally couldn't hold back, Ma Xiaoquan said: "Okay, you've made enough trouble, if you have something to say, it's okay to go out, by the way, take those big shoes away when you go." ”

"Hey, stingy~~" Dongfang did not regret flattening his mouth, picking up his bare little feet, and walked towards the big shoes.

At this time, Ma Xiaoquan noticed Dongfang's unrepentant little feet.

If you look at it by current standards, Dongfang Unrepentant's feet are small, really small.

Dongfang does not regret that her approximate height is 1.64 meters, but her feet, if measured according to modern yardage, Ma Xiaoquan's visual inspection is only 3334 yards, what is this concept? It means that if the East does not regret the modern era, in most cases, her shoes will either be specially bought, custom-made, or directly wear children's shoes.

Looking at it, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly had a thought.

Just do it, I saw Ma Xiaoquan smile, stepped forward in two big steps, hugged Dongfang without regrets, and carried her on his shoulders.

Dongfang was startled, and by the time she reacted, she had already sat on Ma Xiaoquan's broad shoulders.