Chapter 2 I waited twenty-one years to pretend to be this force!

Listen to the wind and rain silently, and thunder on the flat ground.

What is the sound of the sound? What does it mean to be invisible to an elephant? That's it.

For a long time, Lu Zhi, who looked embarrassed, said: "It is not written in this book, but since the Five Birds Opera can make people 100 years old and lightweight, then the body is good, and the function that adults want should be enhanced." ”

Hearing Lu Zhi's words, what else could Hong Ji say? Practice, must practice! Isn't there a saying that says: you can't let your little brother lose at the starting line.

Another example: don't wait, bend the banana, empty and sad.

Hong Ji, who couldn't wait, hurriedly asked Lu Zhi to translate the whole article, and practiced it under the discussion of everyone.

"Whew!"

After mastering many specious movements, Hong Ji, who had performed it coherently, exhaled comfortably.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for learning the Five Bird Play, +1 for all stats. The current host's current strength is 20, agility is 12, constitution is 11, intelligence is 7, and talents: recovery is 3 order, and mouth escape is 1 order. ”

Hong Ji was stunned, and now no matter how stupid Hong Ji is, he understands that the country man he didn't care about at the beginning was definitely a hermit bull.

Wait, "Lang Zhong, he's a doctor!" Towering heavens, what kind of iniquity have I created! ”

There is a true god who does not worship, and Hongji, who has to go to some big doctor (a famous doctor in a big city), regrets it.

So that the addition of all attributes to one did not bring any excitement, but some regrets.

Walking on the road of Huiyingzhai, Hong Ji regretted more and more, and couldn't help but start to sum up his experience: "At the beginning, the old beggar in the brothel passed me the seventy-two axes of Pangu Kaitian, and now this old man has passed on my five poultry plays, and their common characteristic is that they are old, huh...... And the poor ......"

Thinking of this, Hong Ji felt that it was necessary for him to treat the old and poor people special in the future, even if there was no benefit, he would not provoke any unprovoked existence, and he would be gray in minutes.

After all, even the system attributes have come out, and he feels that nothing is really impossible.

The Five Fowl Drama is different from the Pangu Kaitian Seventy-two Axes, which can only increase strength, and only increases the strength once, he can increase all attributes and intelligence.

Not to mention all attributes, even if it only increases intelligence, Hong Ji will be extremely enthusiastic.

For three days in a row, a camped village Hongji will happily start to practice the five poultry play, although the action is simple, not interesting, but after the practice of the feeling of being transparent still makes him happy.

It's just that he only takes one scoop of the three thousand avenues, except for the tireless yin and yang harmony avenues, the other avenues are just a whim.

On the fourth day, Hong Ji, who had not yet felt any signs of an increase in attributes, listened to the soldiers' report that there were still more than 30 miles to go to Luoyang, and Hong Ji, who was full of thoughts about where to find a few small and delicate little girls to massage, stretch his tired body and mind in the past few months.

As for the Five Fowl Opera, it may be about to suffer the fate of Pangu Kaitian's seventy-two axes.

Looking at the huge city wall of 12 meters again, it is not the same as the Hongji who wrote a three-line poem when he first came to Luoyang, although there are still Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, but today there are undoubtedly more people, more than 17,000 people.

Which drama has invited more than 17,000 ensemble performers? And, more crucially, he is the main character.

Just when Hong Ji was thinking about how to pretend to be forced in this special time like he was composing a poem, Ip Man with a smile on his face had already greeted him.

"Subordinates, see your lord!"

Just as Hong Ji was about to say something, he couldn't help but be attracted by the movement in the direction of the city gate, and everyone looked at it.

I saw a grand team of men and horses strolling over, all wearing Huode red official uniforms, and the leader was the general He Jin, who had not been seen for many days.

Taifu Yuan Kui, Taiwei Cao Song, Situ Wang Yun, Sikong Yang Biao, Taifu Yuan Feng and other officials of all sizes did not fall behind, Hong Ji even saw Cai Yong who looked at him with an incredible face, as if he couldn't believe that the womanizer who had no shame could calm the turmoil of millions of yellow scarves.

The bigwigs from all parties gathered, and there was also his own cheap brother, Hong Ji didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly got off the horse.

Seeing the coach dismount, the generals behind him also dismounted and stood still.

Finally the two teams converged, and Hong Ji hurriedly paid homage and said, "The last general will meet the general!" ”

"Meet the General!"

Under the leadership of Hong Ji, the generals knelt down on one knee one after another, and for a time more than 17,000 people shouted straight into the sky.

He Jin's heart was full of joy and said secretly: "Okay! Such military power is all for my use, Your Majesty has indulged in indulgence in the past two months, and the time is running out for swallowing the elixir, and the throne of Bian'er seems to be nine out of ten. ”

Since Hong Ji can lead the army he sees to quell the rebellion, He Jin naturally thinks that Hong Ji has already controlled the army, after all, the yellow turban is not muddy, if Hong Ji doesn't even have the ability to run the army, how can he quell the rebellion everywhere like the autumn wind sweeping the leaves? You must know that when Liu Hong sent Huangfu Song and others before, the war was stalemate for several months.

"Get up! The army is stationed outside the city, and the generals will follow me into the city! ”

Hong Ji, who was about to act according to his orders, heard a voice that surprised him: "Brother Xian, please get on the horse!" ”

"Huh?"

Hongji, who dreamed of dressing up, finally ushered in the most pretentious moment in his life, looking at the people of Luoyang who welcomed him, smelling the flowers on the buildings on both sides like stars falling in the sky, and looking back at the civil and military officials walking behind him.

Hong Ji's mood at the moment was as comfortable as touching He Yi's heart, and he casually beckoned to the beautiful girl who secretly sent autumn waves on both sides, and the beautiful girl fainted excitedly when she saw the hero in her heart beckoning to her.

This situation, this scene, how can this picture and this words not make Hong Ji feel emotional, "In order to pretend to be this force, I have waited for twenty-one years!" ”

At this time, an invisible line blocked the crowd and suddenly broke out of a cute girl about 4 years old.

Hong Ji hurriedly stopped, and it turned out to be a round toy of a little girl who fell in the middle of the road, and ran to pick it up unconsciously.

Just after picking up the toys, the little girl stood in the middle of the road and blocked the road of the Triumph team, and the noisy scene was like pressing the pause button, and everyone was looking forward to what fate the little girl would suffer.

"Xiaomei, come back quickly!"

An eight- or nine-year-old boy shouted eagerly at the edge of the crowd, and the little girl was just about to walk towards the little boy, when the dismounted Hong Ji picked up the little girl.

"Do you want to ride a big pony?"

The little girl was obviously attracted by Hong Ji's words, and her eyes lit up.

How could Hong Ji, who was born to pretend to be a criminal, ignore all possible pretending props, so a poor little girl was put on his neck by Hong Ji.

All the crowds looked at the kind-looking Hong Ji and the little girl riding on his neck, and the cheers became more enthusiastic as Hong Ji waved his hand.

A majestic general will be revered, but a general who is close to the people will be recognized by everyone.