Chapter 1 My name is Hong Ji, the chicken of the chicken ba!

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"Grass Nima! Little B cub! You Feige is here today, you have to pay back the money today, and you have to pay it back if you don't pay it back! ”

In front of the Erya food stall, a 1.7-meter-shirted young man with a tattoo of a left green dragon and flip-flops on his feet held a watermelon knife in his right hand and scolded a fat man who looked honest and honest at a glance, ignoring the increasing number of onlookers pointing and pointing.

The answer was a little sister wearing a short skirt and no makeup, "Uncle, my brother's business is not good this month, and he really can't take out the money to repay your interest!" ”

"Grass Nima! What the hell are you talking about? ”

Dandan looked at the watermelon knife that was close at hand, and cried out in fright: "Wow! …… Uncle, we really don't have any money! ”

"I'm grass! I grass! I'm grumpy! The boy slashed at the air with a knife as if he had lost his mind, and finally, picked up a chair and smashed it in half in front of his little sister, "I warn you! I'll give you another chance, what do you call me? ”

“…… Elder brother. ”

"Grass, wouldn't it be right to say that earlier!"

"Little B cub, back to the topic, you don't go to ten miles and eight towns to inquire, you Fei Ge and I are the princess of Happy Di, and the seven nights of Xiao Langjun who stepped on the shampoo girl, you want to spend it with me, I see who you can consume!"

While speaking, the young man became interested, and slashed at the low wooden table on the side, perhaps because the low wooden table was too old, but he was cut hard and fell apart, making the atmosphere of the scene more dignified.

The fat shopkeeper thought that he couldn't do business if he really consumed it, so he delayed: "Brother Fei, do you think this is right?" Give me a few more days, and I'll pay you back if I save enough money. ”

"I'm a grasshopper! You don't understand human speech! As he spoke, he grabbed the fat man's neck and stared at him viciously.

"Brother...... Don't hit my brother...... Woo woo...... "The fat man's sister actually cried.

Feeling that his clothes were being torn the young man looked down, he suddenly found that he had just patronized and scolded, and he didn't pay attention to it, although the 1.5-meter little sister was without makeup, she was extremely cute, and the white jade thin legs covered by the standard short skirt of the school uniform with white stockings were itching in the hearts of the people who looked at it.

"Little sister, don't blame me for not giving you a chance, be my girlfriend, your brother owes me a loan shark will be written off, you can still follow me to eat and drink spicy food" The young man tempted and stretched out his hand to the fat man's sister at the same time.

Seeing this, the fat shopkeeper hurriedly stopped between the two, "Brother Fei, our store is covered by Brother Chicken......"

Seeing that the young man was about to get angry, the fat shopkeeper hurriedly flattered: "Brother Fei, I'm not using others to press you, it's just that Brother Ji has a bad temper, why don't you give me a few days?"

"I'm a grasshopper! He has a bad temper, and I have a bad temper. You can't understand people's words, your sister let me play...... Ahh Your sister is my girlfriend, we won't be a family, and we will have no money. ”

Just when the atmosphere was once eerie, some shouts came from the crowd of onlookers.

"What are you doing here, looking for trouble?"

As soon as the voice was heard, the crowd dispersed, and a group of people wearing black pants and black leather jackets rushed to their faces.

The leader was a tall, thin young man with a gray airplane head dyed with his grandmother.

"Brother, you're finally here!" The fat shopkeeper hurriedly greeted, and suddenly felt a sense of relief in his heart.

"Who are you?" The young man raised his head slightly and looked at the young man at the head of the plane with disdain.

"My name is Hong Chicken, Chicken Ba's Chicken! Who are you? Dare to lend usury to my friend! ”

"My name is Zhuang Fei, and I fly by jerking off! I'm not just going to let your friend out of a loan shark, I'm going to make your friend's sister, what do you want! ”

As the boy spoke, the five men behind him who were fighting for him also gathered around.

Everyone on his side has knives, plus he has 6 people, not to mention that there are no weapons on the other side, there are only 4 people, and the boy's roughly calculated winning rate is becoming more and more arrogant.

"Little B cub, you are so arrogant! I'm not afraid to walk too much at night and meet ghosts! "For this kind of bastard who is obviously still in school, to be honest, Hong Ji is a little shruggy. Not to mention that now they are more numerous than themselves, and they still carry weapons, and these bastards who have not grown up really dare to stab people with knives.

Although he dared, he would never dare to do such a thing in broad daylight, after all, seriously injuring someone is to go to prison.

The danger of the Hong Chicken is a fart to the teenager: "I'm a grass Nima!" If you have a seed, you will do it, and if you don't have a seed, you will roll, and I will collect this money today! Spicy Chicken! ”

"I'm grass Nima!" Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it!

The angry rooster was like an angry rooster, and he had no worries, grabbed the boy's hair and pulled it down heavily, and the target was to raise his right foot with lightning speed.

"Boom! …… Rumble! …… Boom ......"

After three consecutive collisions, the young man's knife had long been unable to hold and fell to the ground, and the whole person was even more confused.

But the young man's consciousness was blurred, and his five helpers did not have it, so they rushed forward one after another.

No matter how high the kung fu is, he is afraid of kitchen knives, although the 4 people of Hong Ji have the advantage of fighting, Hong Ji is the first to take the lead and abolish the opposite one.

But five with knives and four with telephones, the result is still self-evident.

"Cao Nima, wait for me, give you some interest first, and wait for me to call someone to kill you!" Leaving a cruel word, Hong Ji called everyone to pull out their legs and run.

Hong Ji ran happily, not noticing that the young man who fell to the ground at the beginning had come to his senses.

The young man can be the head of this group of bad boys, in addition to being arrogant, he still has other skills, I saw him pick up the watermelon knife that fell next to him, and flick it at the angle.

I wanted to throw it at Hong Ji to take revenge, but I didn't want my character to explode, but the watermelon knife that shot out was like a plane, and Biu stabbed Hong Ji's head with a bang.

Hong Ji, who was running happily, suddenly felt like his head was about to explode, and then it really exploded, but his consciousness no longer felt the appearance of exploding.

The wind is blowing in the day, and the scenery is flowing westward.

When Hong Ji opened his eyes in a daze, he found that he had actually come to a dense forest, and suddenly remembered the scene before he lost consciousness, and he touched his head with palpitations.

"Hu ......" checked that his head was unharmed, he breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately insulted: "Which turtle son got his father to this hellish place and starved to death, no, after going out, I have to find Jin Ling immediately to put out the fire." ”

The scolding Hong Ji casually found a direction and walked straight away.

An hour, two hours...... When the sun sets, the hungry Hongji, who has not yet found a way out, suddenly has a kind of heroic twilight, but sees the loneliness of the white head.

"Is the sky going to kill me?"

"Who? Where is the dog barking here? ”

"I'm grass Nima!" Don't look at Hongji's lack of culture, but he still understands the words dog and barking, and immediately scolded and ran towards the sound.

Within a few minutes, Hong Ji saw a skinny man, who was afraid of the soft and afraid of the hard, and immediately went up to avenge the scolding just now.

"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life!"

"I'm grass Nima, are you convinced?"

"Ouch... It hurts me... I surrender, I surrender! ”

"Ding!" As the thin monkey spoke, Hong Ji only felt a crisp prompt sound in his head, and then a sweet voice came: "The host has successfully subdued the first little brother, and the system is activated... Activating..."

Hong Ji felt that he was finished, and in the morning he felt that his brain was going to explode, and at night he heard a voice in his head that was sweeter than Teacher Cang.

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