In the past three days, Tang Ge, who is not as good as death, is like a crazy demon, and his heart hurts when he thinks of his relatives, and his heart hurts like his heart being torn. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info eyes have been swollen like peaches because of crying too much. But no matter how many tears you shed, it's useless, the reality can't be changed, and I'll really never see them this time. So Tang Ge began to be angry, angry at why God treated him like this. In his last life, he always tried to be a good person. Especially after becoming a father, in order to establish correct values for his son, he was kind to others, humble everywhere, and never even littered a piece of garbage. But such a good person who is wholeheartedly for his family ended up like this! God has no eyes! Not only is there no eye, but it is estimated that there is not even a **!!

He lowered his head again, looked at his little arms and legs, and his bulging belly, and his anger rushed to his brain.

"----!!!!!!!" Yang Tian scolded angrily, but it was like losing all his strength, and he fell to the ground.

Tang Ge, who was lying on the ground, began to curse the sky again, and after stretching out his middle finger to the sky, a series of foul words came out. God seemed to hear his scolding, a gust of wind hit, and the originally clear and clear sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder. So Tang Ge's anger became even greater. He rushed up and ran directly to the hill opposite the tribe. Panting as I climbed to the top of the mountain, the wind grew stronger and stronger, and a bright thunderbolt exploded overhead. After climbing the mountain all the way, Tang Ge's anger not only did not diminish at all, but was provoked by the lightning to become more vigorous. shouted at the sky, "I\\\\you\\grandma\\grandma!" He stooped down and grabbed a stone and threw it into the sky.

There was a loud "boom", and God seemed to be angered by Tang Ge's behavior, and Tang Ge's ears were buzzing with a thunderous explosion.

Tang Ge laughed and scolded the sky: "Come on! If you have the ability, you will chop Lao Tzu to death! Why the hell are you! Why do this to me! After scolding, he untied the animal skin on his waist, saying that since he woke up, he couldn't stand running around with his bare farts anymore, so he found a piece of animal skin around his waist, but at this time this animal skin was torn off by him.

Tang Ge picked up the little finch and urinated towards the sky. A soak of yellow urine is high, and he scolds while urinating: "Come on!" Thief God! Lao Tzu is here! Lao Tzu pee\\ your face! How can you drop me! Believe it or not, give the master a stick, and Lao Tzu will dare to poke you into a hole! Give me a little bit, maybe Lao Tzu will destroy you! Aren't you thundering? I'm here to split Lao Tzu! "The crazy Tang Ge really hopes that a lightning bolt will fall at this time, and it will be better if he is killed by thunder, at least he can no longer suffer.

How much can a little kid let out? What's more, Tang Ge hadn't eaten or drunk for three days, and in the blink of an eye, the inventory was gone. At this time, the rain was pouring down, just like God's merciless ridicule of Tang Ge, who was not self-sufficient.

So Tang Ge was even more angry, jumping and scolding on the top of the mountain in the heavy rain, and when another fast stone was thrown into the sky by him, a figure threw him to the ground, it was a big stone. Dashi picked up Tang Ge and ran down the mountain, crying as he ran, and kept crying in his mouth: "Baby, don't be afraid... "Baby, don't scare me, give you everything you want, don't make trouble, I'm really scared..." In short, in Tang Ge's opinion, it is a lot of nonsense that is almost like a nervous disorder.

The big stone hugged Tang Ge and ran down to the mountainside, and the thunder and lightning on the top of the small hill became more and more intense, and a violent thunderstorm completely descended. This seems to be a tantrum from God, and it seems to be a stern warning to Tang Ge. The lightning in the sky tore the sky, thunder fell like rain, and the power was like a prison. The spectacle made the people in the tribe who watched the excitement from afar creepy.

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Tang Ge didn't pay attention to this, he saw Dashi's haggard and panicked face, and the anger was magically gone. He suddenly found himself doing this as if it were unfair to the big rock.

For three days, Tang Ge didn't eat or drink, he tossed hard, and he really wanted to die again. And the big stone was secretly weeping on the side but helpless, these Tang songs were all in his eyes. But he is not a small stone after all, although this body always constantly emerges a sense of closeness to the big stone, but it makes him more resistant to the cheap father of the big stone. Now that I think about it, this body is a small stone after all, and I occupy the body of someone else's son, but I don't know how to cherish it, and it is strange that the big stone can feel good.

Compare your heart to your heart, what if your own son becomes like this? Tang Ge just casually thought about his son, if he went crazy like this, his heart hurt as if he had been stabbed in seventeen or eighteen holes by a knife, not only his heart hurt, but also a sense of powerlessness and despair welled up in his heart. It's so terrible, I can't stand it even if I imagine it, but Dashi is not allowed to come near because of his own drinking, and he looks at himself from a distance every day, secretly anxious but helpless, what heartache and despair it should be!

Tang Ge looked at Da Shi's originally resolute and sunny face but now his yellow and thin face, and remembered the only thing Xiao Shi said to himself in his dream: "You help me take care of him." "My heart relaxed. Since you can't die, then live well. It's not bad to be able to experience the father's love that I never had in my previous life.

"You are a good father, and I am a good father. Since the thief God let me live again, let's make do with this life. My brothers and sisters, and my elders, see you in heaven. I believe that when the time comes, I will have a lot of wonderful stories to tell you," Tang Ge said silently in his heart.

Looking at the thunderous sky, Tang Ge slowly stretched out his middle finger towards the sky. "Thief God, since you let Lao Tzu live again, then Lao Tzu will live a wonderful life for you!"

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The feat of cursing the sky on the top of the small stone mountain soon spread throughout the tribe. The thunderstorm in the sky gave this incident a veil of mystery.

Before the heavy rain stopped, the fat witch came. When he entered the cave, he pointed at Tang Ge and shouted: "Tie up!" The few strong laborers who accompanied him picked up the rope and pressed Tang Ge to the ground and tied it up firmly. Tang Ge was frightened, what is the situation with this Nima? Could it be that he has committed some taboo of the primitive tribe? The big stone rubbed his hands anxiously on the side, but he didn't dare to step forward to help Tang Ge untie the rope, so he had to turn to the fat witch and ask excitedly what was going on.

The fat witch circled around Tang Ge, and then asked Da Shi mysteriously: "I've always felt that something is wrong." Big stone, isn't this baby weird these days? Like a different person? ”

Da Shi was even more excited when he heard this, and nodded again and again: "Yes, it's like a different person!" That's right, it's really like a different person! ”

The fat witch snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! I'll just say it! It must have hit the evil and provoked something unclean. ”

Dashi hurriedly said: "Then what should I do?" ”

The fat witch said: "You have to exorcise evil spirits, take him out when the rain stops, and exorcise evil spirits for him immediately!" ”

The pouring rain finally stopped. Tang Ge was picked up and slipped out of the cave, and was thrown into an open field in front of the tribe, rolling in muddy soup, which was cold to the heart. The surrounding area was full of people, and it seemed that people from the tribe had rushed over to see the excitement.

The fat witch seemed to be very excited, his face full of fat was red and glowing, and with a wave of his fat hand, he drank: "Bring what you have prepared!" I saw the crowd parting, and two big men walked over with wooden sticks carrying a large leather bag. The leather pocket seemed to be filled with liquid, and although the two people carrying the leather bag walked step by step, they still tried their best to skim their bodies, as if they were afraid of sticking to the leather pocket a little. People along the way also covered their noses and hid far away. Seeing everyone's expressions, Tang Ge, who originally felt that it didn't matter, suddenly had a feeling of impending disaster.

The two big men carried the leather bag with a loud bang to Tang Ge's side, and someone had already surrounded the stone on the ground, and the leather bag was placed in the middle of the stone, and the two big men retreated far away. The fat witch walked over with a long-handled horse spoon made of bamboo in one hand, covered his nose with the other, and picked open the skin bag with the spoon. Because of the stones around it, the skin is like a bucket, and the contents do not flow out. The fat witch who covered his nose muttered, "It's a pity that I have a good skin." ”

A foul smell came, Tang Ge stretched out his head to take a look, and suddenly his soul flew out of the sky! This Nima is obviously a bag of dung! Exorcise yourself with this thing? It's better to kill yourself! Tang Ge's face turned green, and the only thought in his heart was to run away quickly. Because he was bound up and down all over his body, he could only crawl on the ground like maggots, and if he couldn't climb quickly, he would roll on the ground, and he would stay away from the hateful thing. Tang Ge roared hoarsely as he ran away: "I'm not sick!" I didn't fall for evil! Big rock, save me! Fat witch, I really didn't fall for evil! No need to exorcise evil spirits!! ”

Dashi rubbed his hands anxiously beside him, but he didn't step forward, just said to Tang Ge from a distance: "Don't be afraid, the fat witch will treat you, it's okay." ”

"It's okay your sister!" Tang Ge saw that the big stone couldn't be counted on, so he rolled faster. Rolling and crawling, and standing up with his head arched in the middle, the rabbit jumped two steps. Wherever Tang Ge went, the people immediately retreated, and no one had the intention of stepping forward to help. Tang Ge looked back and saw the fat witch standing in place, seemingly more excited, not only his face was flushed, but even his eyes seemed to be glowing out.

Without waiting for Tang Ge to toss any more tricks, the fat witch's fat hand waved again: "Catch him for me!" ”

Several men immediately rushed up, and poor Tang Ge was dragged back again, probably because Tang Ge was struggling too much, several men replaced Tang Ge with a tying method of four hooves upside down this time, now it's okay, the tied and sturdy Tang Ge can't be tossed at all.

The desperate Tang Ge raised his eyes to see that the fat witch had already scooped a spoonful of dung and handed it to himself, and suddenly felt numb in his hands and feet, and wanted to escape, but this time he was tied up strongly, and he couldn't climb or crawl, so he could only shout at the top of his throat: "Fat witch, I'm really not evil, I really don't!" You can do it, I really don't need to exorcise evil spirits! ”

The spoon was slowly handed over, Tang Ge stared at it deadly, feeling that his scalp was numb, and the flesh all over his body was tightened, and there was a strong sense of fear in his heart. Who knew that when the spoon was about to touch Tang Ge, the fat witch put the spoon back. Tang Ge was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that he was saved, and hurriedly raised his head in an attempt to impress the fat witch with the most pitiful eyes. found that the fat witch's eyes were brighter, although his mouth was covered by his other hand, Tang Ge bet that the fat woman must be laughing. Tang Ge felt furious in his heart, feeling that this woman was simply more terrible than the devil, after all, what normal woman could still be excited when she did such a disgusting thing? Neither can men!

The fat witch seemed to be very satisfied with Tang Ge's fear, and muttered in his mouth: "What the old witch said is really right, one thing is one thing, it turns out that this dirty thing really needs something dirtier to restrain it!" ”

Tang Ge suddenly became numb when he heard this, and roared in a hissed voice: "It turns out that you don't know how to exorcise evil spirits!" That old witch of yours lied to you! That old witch is! There's no such thing as using dirty things to exorcise evil spirits! ”

When the fat witch heard this, he was furious and drank: "Shut up! With that, he poured a spoonful of manure on his head.

Tang Ge was drenched on his head and face, and was smoked by the smelly and slippery smell, and immediately collapsed, and vomited with a wow, but he didn't eat or drink for three days, and there was still something to vomit in his empty stomach, so he could only keep retching. At this time, Tang Ge also gave up struggling, just hoping that this hellish torture would pass quickly. Who knew that the fat witch who poured a spoonful stopped and began to sing and dance around Tang Ge, stepping on the muddy water one by one, singing the same tune as a ballad that no one could understand with the rhythm, and from time to time he reached out and grabbed a handful on Tang Ge's body, obviously there was nothing in his hand, and he had to throw it aside with force, as if he really pulled something out of Tang Ge's body, and he would pour another spoonful after turning around.

Tang Ge had already vomited out of bile, and he felt that if he vomited again, he would only vomit blood. The fat witch also vomited three times, but he still gritted his teeth and insisted on continuing to preside over Tang Ge's "exorcism ceremony". Tang Ge raised his head and looked around, it seemed that except for Honggu, everyone else in the tribe had really come here, although there were also many people who were vomited in disgust, but no one left. It seems that this once-in-a-century "Exorcism Ceremony" is still very attractive to them.

Tang Ge knew that today's incident would definitely be the hottest topic in the tribe for a long time. He also saw large stones. Big Stone certainly doesn't have the gloating expressions of the others, and the anxiety on his face contrasts sharply with the whispers of excitement around him. Tang Ge found that the big stone didn't seem to spit out, which made him a little surprised.

After tossing for a long time, the ceremony finally came to an end. The fat witch was singing, dancing and gesturing, but the tiredness was not light, Tang Ge could see the sweat droplets of beans sliding down her fat face, and even her calves and stomach were trembling.

Fat Wu bent down and gasped for a few breaths, looked at Tang Ge and asked, "Baby, are you better?" Do you recognize the Fat Witch? ”

Tang Ge raised his head, stared at the fat witch deadly, gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You wait!" It's not over! ”

Fat Wu's face turned green when he heard this, he straightened up with difficulty holding his waist, and said helplessly to the surroundings with a hoarse voice: "It's not enough, who can pee?" Hurry up and make up some more. ”

Tang Ge: "......"

When Fat Wu asked Tang Ge for the second time, Tang Ge just nodded, he didn't dare to open his mouth for a long time, and he didn't even dare to take a breath. The fat witch poked Tang Ge's head with what was estimated to be the first dung spoon in history, and after observing it carefully, he seemed to be very satisfied with Tang Ge's face. Only then did he throw the long-handled horse spoon in his hand into his leather pocket, and said to a few men: "Hurry up and throw these things away." ”

A man came up, took a long stick and picked up the leather pocket, and walked away cautiously, not knowing where to throw it. The fat witch hammered his waist a few times, and said as if complaining: "I didn't expect this method to be really useful!" The old witch's words were true. Eh! It's over. I'm tired this time. Eh! Gotta take a shower.,This stinks.。。。 It's disgusting. After that, he retched a few more times, and then shook off with a body of fat and swayed away.