I hope that the little fat man Li Taizhen is as smart as he shows, and judges Wei Yan's words, which is a talent that is needed at any time, especially for people in the center of power, if one can't see clearly, then wait for the boat to collapse, or the kind that will die with nothing left, dragging the family and mouth, all together. In short, after coming out that day, Li Tai said a word to Wei Yan: "Hui obeys any arrangement of Mr., please show me by Mr." ”

Wei Yan agreed to come down and officially became Li Tai's personal doctor and weight loss coach. As for what Li Tai thought, Wei Yan didn't ask, anyway, he just followed the designed recipe, gave him a meal, and when it was over, according to the plan, he did weight loss exercises. His Royal Highness Li Tai, King of Tang Wei, is probably the biggest weight loss person in history, led by Wei Yan and fifty sergeants, supervising him to do weight loss exercises.

This weight loss exercise is at home, Wei Yan and Xie discussed and formulated together, in terms of weight loss, Wei Yan is a young child, and he has no experience, and the authority in this area is Xie. There is a saying that a woman will always want to lose a kilogram of her weight.

Traditional Chinese medicine for weight loss, acupuncture for weight loss, with appropriate exercise for weight loss, plus reasonable diet control, so many methods at the same time, I still don't believe that Li Tai's weight can't be reduced. However, it turns out that losing weight is a difficult task, especially when controlling appetite, that pain, looking at Li Tai's face full of dishes, watching Li Tai's angry yelling, Wei Yan finally understood why the modern diet pill industry is so prosperous, and it really meets the needs of the masses.

"Hui Bao, I have time to scold Mr. I, so hurry up and work harder. Let's go for a lap around the garden. Poor drop child. What did you do to build such a big garden in the first place, but now you know that it's not a good waste, right? Diligence and thrift are good habits and the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation. You have to remember! The queen also advocates! ”

Wei Yan took people, sat under the eaves, slapped the table, drank tea and ate snacks, and said cool words to stimulate Li Tai, and by the way, he asked people to change shifts - Wei Yan sent two sergeants to run with Li Tai. To be overseers, of course, these sergeants, are rotated to the ground.

In the first few days, Li Tai could still have the energy and cursed Wei Yan, but later, seeing that the scolding did not work. may even be increased in the amount of exercise and an extra bowl of traditional Chinese medicine because of this, Li Tai decided to shut up obediently, in Wei Yandi's words. He also wants to fight to the end in this kind of asymmetric war, isn't that uncomfortable for himself?! And. Li Tai didn't have the energy to scold, he only cared about the snoring and panting, and the strenuous steps, and he didn't even have the energy to stare at Wei Yan.

Finally, he was almost dragging his feet, and finally finished the last lap, Li Tai didn't care about anything, and lay on the ground with a "bang", humming and panting, as if he had just been fished out of the water.

Wei Yan walked over, squatted beside him, and asked with a smile, "Are you tired?" Do you really want to sleep? ”

Li Tai rolled his eyes and looked at him, not angry. Wei Yan rubbed his chin and said, "I still have the strength to stare at Mr. I, it seems that the amount of exercise is not enough, come on, help up Lord Wei, and go for a walk." ”

"Yes!"

The sergeant who was vigorous and vigorous came over, and dragged Li Tai up from the ground, supported him, and walked around again, before helping him to lie down on the recliner under the eaves, and Jin Ming used acupuncture to help him relieve his fatigue and massage the acupoints, so as not to make any mistakes.

Wei Yan shook the self-made folding fan to cool off, shook his head on the side, and waited for Li Tai's breath to calm down before he said: "You said that your physical strength is too poor, didn't there be a beautiful woman who disliked you?" ”

"They dare! This king is favored, that is glory! If the king doesn't favor them, they want to ...... Ah! Do you dare to hit me? ”

Li Tai's face turned into anger. Wei Yan said flatly: "Please note that it was this ring ruler who beats people and does not commit crimes, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

Li Tai touched his head, glanced at Wei Yan stupidly, didn't dare to say anything, he was under the eaves, and had to bow his head. After enduring it for a while, the stomach gurgled and the sound of the voice, almost all the people present heard it, the people of the Wei Wangfu, who looked at their prince with sympathy and tears, and the people who followed Wei Yan were full of fear, and felt that Doctor Wei, who had always been amiable, was actually very terrible.

"This activity is called pull-ups, just like I do, do twenty a day, not much, Hui Bao come on."

In front of the special horizontal bar, Wei Yan lightly demonstrated twice, signaling Li Tai to do so, Li Tai's face was pale, and he struggled to learn Wei Yandi's appearance and began to work hard.

"Butt lift! It's ugly, it's useless, you can't just exercise your arms, you don't want to lose weight with only your arms in the future, and there will be no reaction at all elsewhere, right? ”

……

At night, a tall and wide black shadow ran cautiously towards the kitchen, looking at it from time to time, especially in the direction of listening to the wind pavilion, it was more important to observe, no one pushed the door open and walked into the kitchen, took out the flint, lit the oil lamp, and saw that it was indeed Wei Yan's face that looked particularly gloomy under the faint yellow light of the oil lamp.

"Wei ...... Why is Mr. Wei here? ”

"Oh, I'm too tired from training during the day, and I wake up hungry at night, so I run over to find something to eat, what about Huifu? What do you do in the kitchen on a big night? This is the last chicken, just right, take it back to my big tiger and two tigers to eat, the two of them eat a lot, eat less in the afternoon, and fill their stomachs just right. ”

"Master Wei is really a good master who is sympathetic to his subordinates."

"That's it! I think I am a pacesetter in the Tang Dynasty, and I guess everyone will approve of it. ”

Li Taipi pulled his face with a smile, looked at the chicken in Wei Yan's hand reluctantly, and went out step by step, that look, it is estimated that if he is hungry for another day, he will go crazy.

The next day, sure enough, Li Tai's eyes were full of light, and he seemed to want to see everyone go up and take a bite, saying that he hadn't seen a little meat for half a month, and he had been vegetarian and porridge all day long, but when he saw raw meat, his mouth couldn't control the secretion of saliva.

"Ahh I can't stand it! Butler, bring me some mutton to the prince, I want to eat meat! ”

With Li Tai's roar, the tiger started eating. The weight loss plan that had been adhered to for half a month was declared bankrupt, and Princess Wei watched worriedly on the side, her face full of distress. Secretly. But someone went out to inform Wei Yan that her prince had opened meat.

When the next person came to report, Wei Yan was burying his head in writing a letter to his family. Xiao Ming ran out of breath and said, "Sir." The princess told the people that the prince was angry, and asked the butler to carry a roast sheep up and open the meat. ”

"Well, got it, you go down first. Wait outside the door. ”

Wei Yan's face was calm, and he didn't even lift his eyelids, Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and went down with a lot of confusion. After Xiao Ming went down, Wei Yan calmly wrote

The book was sealed, let Xia Sheng take it out, and asked the post station to send it back to the capital.

Xia Sheng took the letter from home, his face full of strangeness. Because, when Wei Yan was writing a letter to his family, he was watching from the side, watching his master scratch his ears and cheeks. I sat down for an hour with a sad face to write this letter to my family, and there were only two sentences in the whole text - madam. I miss you! Daughter, son, daddy misses you!

After hesitating for a moment, Xia Sheng, in line with his duty as a loyal servant, felt that he should remind his master, so Xia Sheng said: "Master, do you really want to bring this letter back?" ”

Wei Yan said with a bitter face: "If you don't bring it, you can't do it!" When we came, my wife said that we would write a letter back in three days, otherwise we would not be allowed to enter the door when we went home. Do you want to sleep in the capital when you go home? ”

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"Yes...... But sir, you can't just write that short? In case the lady is not happy to see it......"

The meaning of Xia Sheng's words is self-evident. Wei Yan sighed deeply, this woman is really not good to serve. In line with the duty of being a husband and a father, Wei Yan wrote back as soon as he came, and reported the interesting things he encountered on the way when he came, and the situation after he came, and reported to the superior leaders in the original way, as a result, the reply of his beautiful sister and leader was only a simple sentence - except for work, you have nothing to write?

Well, Wei Yan is in line with the great principle of knowing that mistakes can be changed, and everything is transferred to the meaning of the leader's beating, so he stopped writing his work, but instead reported his views on Yongzhou City, compared it with the capital Chang'an, and focused on the importance of regional development balance, as well as the obvious shortcomings of the uneven economic development of the Tang Dynasty.

After the letter was delivered, his beautiful sister's reply was simpler, and on the entire letter paper, six black dots were drawn with a brush, and Wei Yan didn't understand it at first. When writing the third letter to the family, after discussing the weight loss method with Xie and the results of the experiment on Li Tai, I weakly inquired about what the six black dots meant.

Lord Taiza's reply arrived quickly, still in a concise and concise style, or only one sentence - don't you know how to write an ellipsis?

Wei Yan wrote back to ask why he only gave six points of reply, and the reply of Lord Taiza was simpler, and the whole article was a word - think for yourself!

Wei Yan pondered for a night, sat for an hour, and wrote a fifth letter with only one sentence. I don't know if he will be satisfied with his beautiful sister after he also learns the simple but not simple style of Lord Taiza, and the husband and wife unify their style, what a beautiful thing.

After writing the letter to the family and letting people send them away, Wei Yan took the big tiger and the two tigers, and asked Xiao Ming to lead the way and watch Li Tai go. On the way, Wei Yan instructed: "Stay for a while, after I go in, don't let anyone in!" Remember! ”

"Yes, sir, don't worry, as long as our brother is here, no one will be put in."

Wei Yan nodded in satisfaction.

When I arrived at Li Tai's place, Ya was still eating and drinking, but fortunately, due to his strict etiquette and upbringing since childhood, although the appearance of eating was exaggerated, it was not terrifying to the point of disgusting death, which was much better than Wei Yan imagined.

All along, Wei Yan has been pondering how to deal with a proud person, how to control him! Based on a lot of things that I have seen in modern times, Wei Yan decided to come hard, he is more proud than him, he is more arrogant than him, he is more horizontal than him, in short, overwhelm him from all aspects! Never give him a chance to turn over, so, this time, Wei Yan came with a ring ruler.

After entering, Wei Yan looked at Li Tai who was eating very calmly, and did not stop him, but just watched calmly. Li Tai was stunned for a moment, paused for a moment, and saw that Wei Yan didn't react, so he pursed his lips and continued to eat.

Wei Yan asked Da Hu in a low voice: "Da Hu, you say, my lord and my body win against King Wei?" ”

Dahu thought about it very seriously and said honestly: "It's a bit dangerous!" Lord Wei's physical strength and arm strength have increased a lot recently. ”

Wei Yan smiled very well: "Don't worry! There's a lady with an orange warning sign behind us! Madame can fight seven at a time, I pondered, I should not have a problem dealing with one, you go out first, stay for a while, if you hear me shouting for help, remember to come in quickly. ”

"Yes, sir."

The big tiger and the tiger looked at each other strangely, and went out very loyally, standing on both sides of the door like gods. Wei Yan took a deep breath, saluted Princess Wei, and said, "Please take someone out with you, I want to talk to Hui Bao alone." ”

"So, there is Mr. Law."

Princess Wei went down with someone. Li Tai glanced at Wei Yan cautiously and said, "I don't want to lose weight anymore!" It's useless to say anything, if you force me again, I will go to my father and mother to sue you! Since I was a child, I have never suffered this kind of grievance, I think I am the king of Wei, I can't even eat meat, and I have been ...... by you for half a month Yes! Wei Yan, you dare to hit me! ”

"How many times have I told you, it's not me who beat you, it's this precept ruler that beats people without committing crimes!"

Wei Yan said pretending to be on his lips, but his hand hurt fiercely, but he couldn't hit the place where the internal injury was.

"This time, it was for your father, who is a son of man, and when he is an adult, he still worries about his parents, he should be beaten!"

"This time, it's for the queen's mother, for the same reason!"

"This time, it's for Prince Chengqian! As a younger brother, if you don't respect your brother, you should fight! ”

"This time it's for Princess Wei, as a husband, I don't care about my wife, I married a guy like you who is easy to toss, except for adding chaos, I won't do anything!"

"This time it's for the prince of Wei! Eighty percent of you are a dad like you, and you haven't burned incense in your last life! ”

"This time it's for my family, let you be disobedient, you have said to stick to the end, you dare to open meat!"

"This time...... It's still for my family, so I won't say why! In short, I don't like you! ”

"This time it's a hit on our chickens!"

"This one is for our dog!"

……

Wei Yan kicked Li Tai's buttocks, used his strength to eat, knocked him to the ground, sat on his ass, took the ring ruler, and slapped Li Tai's ass at once, and the disobedient guy could only be spanked.

"Your chickens and dogs, what's the matter with me? Why hit me on this ground? ”

Li Tai was beaten and cried, feeling aggrieved in his heart, he grew so big, except for Wei Yan, who held chicken feathers as an arrow, who dared to do this to him!

Wei Yan said while fighting: "Mr. beats someone, do you need a reason?" Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher, I have a high status now, and I don't need a reason to teach you. ”