Chapter 315 Accept an apprentice to play

"What are you yelling at, Yue Lao'er, come here, I'll talk to you and say" Regardless of Yue Laosan's reaction, Zhao Yougong pulled the gourd head to the table, and waited for Yue Laosan to finally sit down, he blinked and asked very seriously, "Yue Laosan, no, Yue Laoer, this son asked you, that Sun Sanba is your closed disciple?" ”

"Of course, my South China Sea Crocodile God accepts disciples very strictly, and the little evil god is Lao Tzu's unique closed disciple."

"Oh, it turned out to be a closed disciple, that's not right, you think, your closed disciple was defeated by a little girl, and his life was taken, this is a big shame, it doesn't matter if Sun Sanba dies and is embarrassed, the problem is that you have lost the prestige of your second son-in-law." I miss you South China Sea crocodile god, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, which one doesn't know, which one is not afraid, but you just accepted such a waste apprentice, do you say it's a shame or not? ”

Zhao Yougong stretched his neck, the most foamy, his expression was rich, and he was full of righteous indignation. Yue Laosan was a little stunned, standing with mung bean eyes, and said weakly with indignation, "Shame, big shame." ”

At this time, Zhao Xiaojun Wang slapped the table, and said very excitedly, "Yes, it's a shame, it's really a shame, Yue Laoer, let's talk to you like this, it's also a shame that Sun Sanba is your disciple, if this son has such a apprentice, don't say that he is not killed, he is alive, and this son will personally break his neck, and the province will embarrass this son outside every day." ”

"Ahhh I realized something was wrong again. His green bean eyes rolled. He was very unhappy and said, "Wrong, wrong, then Sun Sanba is no longer a thing, and he should die in the hands of Lao Tzu, how can he die in the hands of Xiao Niangpi?" Killing Sun Sanba, that is, not giving me the second child of Yue face, the crime of the little girl's skin is inevitable. ”

Depend on. This Yue Laosan is not stupid, why did he go around and back again? Zhao Yougong swallowed his saliva and snorted unhappily, "Then you can be a good apprentice?" ”

"Nonsense, where are you going to find a good apprentice?"

"What do you think of this child?" King Zhao Xiaojun stood up straight, straightened his chest, propped up his arms, and held a good posture.

Yue Laosan was stunned for a moment, then jumped up from the stool, and he circled around Zhao Yougong a few times. Then he danced and laughed, "Okay, good." Good materials, good physique, Lao Tzu is surprised by your bones, as long as you practice the martial arts of the Nanhai School, you will definitely be able to achieve immortal fame. Afraid that Zhao Yougong and Mu Wanqing would not believe it, he pressed Zhao Yougong's head, pointed to the back of his head, and smiled excitedly, "Little lady, look, there are bones in the back of this head, the forehead is convex, and the physique is mighty, is it like Lao Tzu, a good apprentice, a good apprentice, hahaha, a good apprentice, hurry up and apprentice, as soon as you worship, you will agree to be a teacher." ”

The wooden woman covered her mouth and was happy, Zhao Xiaojunwang's face was extremely miserable, Yue Laosan, is this fucking praise or damage? There is a bone in the back of the head, which is a reverse bone, and the forehead is convex, which is called a big head. It's still like it, where is it like, he Zhao has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome appearance, Yue Laosan is good, pig eyebrows and mung bean eyes, and his head is gourd-shaped. If you look like Yue Laosan, how can you pick up girls?

"Stop, stop, Yue Er, you want to accept this son as an apprentice, it's not so simple, we have to have a try, have you ever seen an apprentice who is more powerful than the master?"

Yue Laosan was stunned, it seemed that this was really the case, before this kid broke the sky and cried ghosts and gods, he looked a few points more powerful than his Yue Laosan, how can such an apprentice be accepted? But if you give up, you are a little reluctant, so Yue Laosan picked the steel slag beard and snorted, "Then what do you say?" ”

"Or are we going to fight? But where there is a fight, either a literary fight, or a martial fight, your second brother is so smart, which one do you choose? ”

Hearing the word smart, Yue Laosan's eyes suddenly narrowed, and he smiled a little more. He pondered in his heart, he was really not sure about the words of martial arts, this kid was so powerful at dragon fighting, and there were other kung fu skills, he was really not an opponent. It's better to Wen Dou, with his amazing talent of knowing astronomy and geography, can't he fight a hairy boy?

"Well, a word is a certainty, let's fight, the martial arts fight is too ugly, it's not appropriate to hurt you, you are Lao Tzu's future good disciple."

Zhao Yougong smiled secretly in his heart, what a pure Yue Laosan, this is Wendou? Wendou is good, the rules were quickly set, each person has three questions in junior high school, and whoever is right more wins. However, King Zhao Xiaojun would not let Yue Laosan go lightly, and when he started, he did not forget to instruct, "Since it is a gamble, then everyone must be fair, you win, this son worships you as a teacher, this son wins, you worship this son as a teacher." ”

"Your grandmother's, it's boring, come quickly!"

"Okay, Yue Er, listen well, the first question, what words in the world can never be written well?"

"This" Yue Lao Er is a little confused, what kind of problem is this? After thinking about it, he held out a finger, "One? ”

"Stupid, it's a 'bad' word, can you write a bad word as good?"

"Ah, miscalculation, miscalculation, this Lao Tzu, the first question, there is armor and helmets, eyes and no eyebrows, no feet will hurry, shameless will fly, what is this?"

"Yue Er, listen up, it's a fish!"

Choking, Yue Laosan sat on the ground, good boy, this can be answered. Don't be discouraged, there are still two questions, and one more chance, "Don't be complacent, hurry up and get the question!" ”

"Listen to Yue Er, the second question, a cow and a bundle of grass, what is left?"

"Stupid, cow and grass!"

"You're stupid, the cow eats the grass, and the cow is left!"

Yue Laosan's face was a little red, his grandmother's, why did he become so stupid? No, no, it's too difficult. At this time, Yue Laosan didn't dare to ask the question at will, because the next thing is to decide life and death, if this question is still difficult for this kid, then he Yue Laosan will have to kowtow to the teacher.

"Boy, listen up, a bull and a cow, guess three words!"

"Yue Lao Er, listen up, the answer is two cows."

Hey, Yue Laosan sat on the ground with his buttocks, gasped for a while, he stood up and turned his head and walked out, and when he was almost at the door, Zhao Yougong shouted with a smile, "Yue Laosan, quickly apprentice, do you really want to be the son of a turtle who doesn't believe in his words?" ”

"Ahhh ”

After kowtowing, no matter what Zhao Yougong's reaction was, he carried the crocodile scissors on his back, flicked his broken sleeves and ran out in three or two steps, while he didn't run far, Zhao Yougong didn't forget to lean on the window and shouted, "Good boy, don't kill the little lady in the future, that's your teacher, killing the teacher is tantamount to deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors." ”

Yue Laosan was climbing the wall, and when he heard the shout of King Zhao Xiaojun, he almost didn't fall to the ground. Grandma's, his father-in-law has been bloody, his revenge has not been avenged, and his disciple has not been found, but he has turned himself into someone else's good disciple.

Yue Laosan ran away, making the wood girl laugh, waiting for the laughter to get tired, she snuggled in the man's arms, and couldn't help sighing, "Evil thief, you will play tricks, that Yue Laosan is stupid, and he drills into your trap in a serious way." ”

"Haha, Wan'er, you don't have to be afraid of Yue Laosan when you see him in the future, if anyone bullies you again, let Yue Laosan help you cut people."

Although he made a fool of Yue Laosan, Zhao Yougong also felt that he couldn't stand Duan Yu, and Duan Gongzi would be missing a good apprentice this time.

When the second person was in the middle of the day, Zhao Yougong planned to take someone back to Tongzhou as soon as possible, but Wu Jue quietly came to the house. I don't know what Wu Jue said to Zhao Yougong, so Zhao Yougong changed his itinerary, but just signaled Ah Jiu to return to Tongzhou with Mu Wanqing and Qin Hongmian first, and as for himself, he stayed.

As soon as they met, they were going to separate again, and the wooden woman was always a little reluctant, but she didn't accompany Qin Hongmian, she was not at ease, and before leaving, she pulled Zhao Yougong's shirt and tied a cloak for him, "It's almost the New Year, you hurry back, don't worry about it." ”

"Well, don't worry, you are also optimistic about that person, after all, my identity is special, if there is nothing to do, don't let her go out to swagger" Zhao Yougong said naturally Qin Hongmian, Mu Wanqing also understands, as far as the identity of the thief is concerned, it is indeed very sensitive, and before he really gets a foothold in Guanzhong, all things cannot be leaked out. It's just that I'm going to be wronged by my master, and I don't know if she can stay in Tongzhou with peace of mind.

"You can do things with peace of mind, master, then I will help you talk about it!"

After talking to Mu Wanqing, she beckoned Ah Jiu to her and put on a crooked hat for her, but before she could speak, the girl automatically put her hat crookedly, as if she liked this look very much. Looking at Ah Jiu's white teeth, Zhao Yougong smiled helplessly, "Nine girls, you go back first, it's almost the New Year, don't run around." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiu'er turned her head to look at Ah Zhu, her small mouth was pouting, her big eyes were shining, obviously a little dissatisfied, since Ah Zhu came, His Royal Highness has been taking her with her, but he forgot about her Ah Jiu.

"What do you see, it's really something, and it's not a trip to the mountains and rivers, go back quickly, listen to the princess and Sister Su."

Ah Jiu finally nodded, she was pure-hearted, and she wouldn't hide it, and when she was wrong, she didn't forget to glance at Ah Zhu, Ah Zhu didn't realize it, but nodded lightly. There are so many people in the house, Jiu'er is the youngest, this girl can't be spoken, but she is very strong, and it is not necessary to be angry with her.

After Mu Wanqing and his party left Fengyang, Zhao Yougong followed Wu Jue to the house, and after sitting down, he said, "Jin Qing, let's talk about it now, when was he so anxious?" (To be continued......)