Chapter 91 [Lori's Resentment: TV Series Are All Liars]
At noon the next day, when the sun was on the pole, Hu Xiaodao was woken up from his slumber by a strong sense of thirst. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The swelling at the back of his head was uncomfortable, and he patted his head, rubbed his dry eyes, and was about to get up from the bed.
Suddenly-
Hu Xiaodao felt as if there was something around him, and was about to turn his head to look!
But before he could act, there was a strange but comfortable fragrance in front of his nose, and then there was a little girl in his arms, oh no, it was a little woman.
But that's just the beginning!
"Woo, you stinky master, you took advantage of the opportunity for people to send you home, and forcibly ...... with others Woo woo, you pay me back. ”
Hu Xiaodao looked at Lu Muling, who was crying and using small fists, and said secretly with a black line: "I'll go, which one of these little girls is playing, this acting ...... It's even better than me! ”
"Woo, I'm going to fight the demon spirit, and find the police uncle to arrest you, you!" The more Lu Muling cried, the more energetic he became, with a handful of tears and snot, and soon Hu Xiaodao's chest was wet.
"Smack-"
The intimate contact of the buttocks of the palms, a crisp voice sounded, and the crying of joy stopped immediately!
"You...... If you're not responsible, forget it, and even beat someone...... I'm not alive anymore...... No, I'm going to bite you to death! Lu Muling, who was crying a second ago, immediately turned into a fierce little female leopard, opening her teeth and dancing her claws, and she was about to bite Hu Xiaodao's arm.
"Little girl, don't make trouble, I'm going to get up!" Hu Xiaodao looked calm, put one hand on the forehead of the little female leopard, got up and walked under the bed.
Seeing the failure of the performance, Lu Muling suddenly looked like a deflated ball, curled his ruddy little lips, and muttered to himself: "Shouldn't the male protagonist scream in fright, and then beg the female protagonist for forgiveness and say sorry in various ways?" It turns out that TV series are all lies! ”
"I really don't know what you're thinking, even if you want to act, please can you take off the clothes of the two of us first?" Hu Xiaodao glanced at her with disdain, "Besides, if you really do something, a strong man like me, what do you think...... Are you still so energetic? Cut! ”
As he spoke, he winked his left eye at Lu Muling and smiled evilly, "Little girl, what will happen in the future......?" If you want to play, play really, don't fix these imaginary, rest assured! When the time comes, I promise to automatically enter super weak mode like in the TV series, what should I do...... You know, hehe! ”
"Xiaomei, pour me a glass of water." Hu Xiaodao shouted outside and walked directly out of the door.
"Play really? Cut, do you think this girl doesn't dare, you wait for me, hum! Lu Muling's heart was very shocked, in order to save his respect, this stubborn little temper came up, and immediately began to plan the next "conspiracy".
Coming out of the bedroom, Hu Xiaodao went straight to the living room on the first floor, sat on the sofa, closed his eyes and pressed his swelling temples.
As a mercenary, no matter how pure you are when you enter the industry, as long as you are on the right track, in order to vent the sequelae of war, money, beautiful women, guns, alcohol, stimulant drugs and the like, you will always stick to a few things.
Of course, there are also some people who are addicted to alternatives, such as the "shorty" who loves to watch live broadcasts!
In the past, when the emotions accumulated in the body were about to get out of control, Hu Xiaodao, who had been involved in the war, usually drank a hearty good wine to dissipate the excess emotions.
Therefore -
Over time, he drank a decent amount of alcohol!
But last night, under the design of a certain **Lori,A hundred *** stepped forward to say hello.,It just so happened that Hu Xiaodao was a straightforward.,Don't like to play with the character of the intestines.,And these audiences who can rush to the noodle base are all special fans who support themselves all the way.。
As a result, Hu Xiaodao can't remember how much wine he drank in the end, and even how he came back has become a mystery.
"Sir, this is the water you want, and a towel, you wipe your face first, I boiled the decanting soup in the kitchen."
Smelling the faint natural body fragrance in front of him, Hu Xiaodao opened his eyes and said to Huang Xuemei with concern in his eyes: "Xiaomei, these days are busy, thank you for your hard work!" ”
"It's not hard, it's not hard, it's my job!" Huang Xuemei waved her hand again and again, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but smile meaningfully, "Sir, I'll go and help you bring the decanting soup now." ”
After working here for a few days, Huang Xuemei has long been familiar with the environment here and Hu Xiaodao's personality, so she has no restraint at the beginning, and things at work are becoming more and more comfortable.
"Well, go ahead!" Hu Xiaodao nodded, raised his head and drank a glass of water, and then checked his face with a towel.
Stimulated by a warm towel and water, the originally uncomfortable brain suddenly became much more comfortable.
A few minutes later, Hu Xiaodao finished drinking the sobering soup and asked Huang Xuemei, "What's the matter with that girl in my room?" ”
He has been down for so long, and Lu Muling, the girl, is still staying on it, Hu Xiaodao suddenly has a bad feeling.
"Sir, I'm talking about that Miss Lu!"
Huang Xuemei's eyebrows were slightly, she thought about it for a while, and then said: "After Miss Lu sent you back last night, she said that Mr. You are her master, and she also said that the master has something to do, and the apprentice must take care of it, and then she has been staying in your room, I don't know what she did, but ......"
Speaking of this, a strange look appeared on her face, "She went out this morning, bought a lot of daily necessities, and dragged several boxes of clothes, saying that it was ...... He said he wanted to live here in the future. ”
"Stay here?"
Hu Xiaodao looked surprised, and then said speechlessly: "I said Xiaomei, my master didn't agree, so you let her live in?" ”
"That...... I have to stop it, but ...... She said...... She is so cute and beautiful, and she is the eldest apprentice of Mr., you will definitely not refuse. After speaking, Huang Xuemei was very embarrassed to arrive, and her tone of voice became lower and lower.
Paraphrasing such a mysterious and confident words made Huang Xuemei, who was simple in nature, feel ashamed of Lu Mu from her heart!
This cheeky skin is almost sky-breaking!
After hearing these words, Hu Xiaodao's facial muscles twitched, and after a long time, he could only say helplessly: "Since they have already moved in, let her like it, anyway, I will go out for a long time after a while, and it is not bad to have someone to accompany you." ”
When a woman lives alone, it is inevitable that she will be a little lonely, and the Founder house is also empty, and one more person is not a bad thing.
"Okay, I'll go take a shower now, you hurry up and get the meal ready, I'm a little hungry." Hu Xiaodao commanded, got up and walked to the bathroom.