Chapter 68: Immortality is just a dream
Peach Blossom Land can be said to be extremely convincing, even in later generations, some people are speculating whether it really exists.
Some people also say that it was the fisherman who strayed into the world of the dead, and the so-called yellow hair and drooping hair are nothing but the souls of the deceased.
Later, wasn't that Xunyang Liu Ziji always looking for it? Some people say that it was actually he who found it and was willing to stay there, so he ended up with a desperate ending.
The opinion of those who put forward this view is that the people in the Peach Blossom Land are all close relatives and cannot last that long.
But none of this is important to Qin Ze, what matters is how he finishes this scene.
Don't think that Cheng Lao Demon is easy to deceive, this guy can be said to be a human spirit. But the limitations of history doomed his vision to be less broad than Qin Ze's.
Just as they have always believed that the sky is round and the earth is round, this deep-seated thinking has been swaying their judgment.
Qin Ze's nonsense words, it is estimated that even children will not be able to deceive them in the future generations. But people at this time believe it.
As big as the Han Gaozu Liu Bang beheaded the White Snake Uprising, and as small as the auspicious rui that has emerged in an endless stream to the present, it is enough to show their acceptance of these things.
Old Demon Cheng frowned, staring at Qin Ze to see if this kid was lying. But apart from seeing the honesty on the other party's face, I couldn't see anything else.
Are you kidding Qin Ze to show his feet so easily? The words have already been spoken, and if they are caught lying, it will be the end of it.
"Do you remember what that old man looked like?" Cheng Lao Demon still refuses to give up.
Qin Ze, who knows the art of lying, knows that he must not be too sure now. You have to be vague enough, give him a rough outline, and then he will add his own subjective impressions, and this processing will convince him more and more.
That's why three people become tigers!
"At that time, the kid was scared, so he ......" Qin Ze pretended to be helpless, shrugged his shoulders and said. At the same time, he quietly took a step back, pulling the distance between the two again.
"Violent heavenly things, violent heavenly things." Cheng Lao monster screamed, and his beard trembled with anger.
Then, before Qin Ze could react, he kicked him in the ass.
"Whew~"
Qin Ze also screamed strangely, and ran back with his butt covered.
The second tiger on the side was also sharp-eyed, and immediately pulled Qin Ze to hide back in the room.
"I'm angry, I'm angry. You don't know that you will ...... such an opportunity" Cheng Laoyou's face was bruised, pointing in the direction of Qin Ze, and he couldn't say any more.
Cheng Lao Demon was carrying a stick to Qin Ze, but many people saw it. Especially the three girls on the side, they also sneaked up.
She first smacked at the kicked door, then looked inside. At a glance, I saw Qin Ze covering his ass and drilling into the room, and he was also shocked at the moment.
Especially when I saw the half-human-high stick thrown from the side, a complete story came to mind.
"Did you hear that? Cheng Zhijie beat that Qin Gongzi with a stick because of the incident in the carriage last time, and heard that the stick was as thick as a thigh, and it was more than one person tall, and finally the stick was broken. ”
This is the plot that the three girls made up automatically. Of course, no one knows what this rumor will turn out to be in the end.
In the end, Cheng Laoyou still gave up the idea of continuing to investigate, and Qin Ze was also very aggrieved, and gave Cheng Laoyou the three incomplete sets of broadcast gymnastics.
Although Cheng Lao Demon was so angry that he wanted to rush up and beat Qin Ze several times, he immediately held back when he thought of this kid's ability to escape.
The radio gymnastics done by Qin Ze is completely different from what Cheng Huailiang did.
If Cheng Huailiang is a tiger, then what Qin Ze is doing is weak.
So every time he made an action, Qin Ze would add: "This hand should be straight, and this leg should be tight." ”
Don't underestimate broadcast gymnastics, it has been practiced by countless people, and finally summed up the movements.
It has a history of nearly 70 years, and it can be said that although it is not as powerful as any pictographic boxing and other boxing methods, it is in terms of fitness and popularity. Radio gymnastics definitely has its own charm.
It's just that Qin Ze didn't expect that he would be forced to do radio gymnastics over and over again one day.
It wasn't until Cheng Lao Demon remembered every movement that he allowed Qin Ze to stop, and he himself left Qin Ze's courtyard in a huff.
As for the wooden door that was kicked away, he Cheng Old Demon wouldn't care. Qin Ze had no choice but to trouble Zhang Laohan again to repair the gate for himself.
It's not easy for him to do this, he was kicked out of a big hole only two days ago, and he was kicked directly today. Even when Zhang Laohan saw it, he also looked at Qin Ze in a daze, thinking about whether this Qin Gongzi had any special hobbies.
Radio gymnastics was completely brought to the military by Cheng Laoyou, starting with his left Wuwei, and slowly then pushed to the right Wuwei. In the end, the army of the sixteen guards began to practice.
Even push-ups and sit-ups have been borrowed from Cheng Laoyou. It's just that there is nothing Qin Ze doing in this. Cheng Laoyou didn't let him teach those soldiers at all, but directly let his son Cheng Huailiang go.
It's not that Cheng Laoyou wants to deliberately support his son, it's really because of the radio gymnastics that Qin Ze did, and he can't watch it at all. There is also the fact that now the left Wuwei and the right Wuwei have put Qin Ze on the blacklist.
Every day, someone is blocking Qin Ze when he joins the army, of course it is impossible to beat him, but it is still okay to bully him.
Even Wang Dayi and Wang Daniu have now become cooks in Chengfu. It can be said that they can't get along in the army.
And after this broadcast gymnastics passed through Li Er, it became a strong military gymnastics.
Cheng Laoyou, who was together, also reported Qin Ze's unreliable story to Li Er, for which Li Er personally summoned Qin Ze into the palace and inquired for half an hour.
Which emperor doesn't want to live forever, even if it's Li Er, the holy monarch. When he first became the emperor, he also laughed at Qin Shi Huang's ignorance, but when he was not in good health in his later years, he also began to take pills. In the end, it was not that he died of erysipelas.
The cave in Qin Ze's mouth, as well as the white-bearded old man, all had a fatal attraction to Li Er. Especially when he found out that the story Qin Ze told was so similar to the legendary Peach Blossom Spring, he couldn't help but wonder if Qin Ze's kid really had a chance to enter it.
Immediately, the Peach Blossom Paradise aroused Li Er's great interest, and in addition to Tao Yuanming, there was also a Qin Ze who had gone in......
But the problem is that no matter how he asks, Qin Ze is sure that the place is not true. I just vaguely remember it, and I can't tell if I've really been there, or if it's just a dream.
Not to mention where that place was, Qin Ze pointed to the sky and said that it was at the end of the big river.
What is the end of the great river? This era is still in the era of information blockage, not to mention the end of the river, ordinary people's understanding of the world, that is, the concept of a village.
So as soon as Qin Ze said that he was at the end of the big river, Li Er was immediately extremely disappointed. But fortunately, he is now in the prime of life, and he is in high spirits, and he hasn't paid too much attention to the matter of seeking Dan's immortality.
And he can't mention this matter to others, if Fang Xuanling and the others know that he cares about immortality, they can probably give him a dead advice. So in the end, this matter can only be left at that.
Of course, for Qin Ze's violent destruction of heavenly things, Li Er was also heartbroken. Such an opportunity was placed on him, but he didn't cherish it, and he couldn't remember it because he was afraid.
"It's sad, it's sad." Li Er touched his chest with his hand, shook his head and said regretfully.
The eldest grandson on the side also knew the reason why Li Er was worried, but he suddenly laughed and said, "Second brother should be happy, right?" ”
"Happy?" Li Er looked up at the eldest grandson, and for a moment he didn't understand why she said that.
The eldest grandson smiled and asked the palace maid on the side to bring a bowl of sweet phoenix soup, carefully sent it to Li Er, gently stirred it with a spoon and said, "Where is this his chance, it is clearly the second brother's fate." Presumably, the second brother worked hard day and night, which moved the heavens and sent such a helper. It's just that this helper ......"
Speaking of this, the eldest grandson smiled, and brought the bowl in his hand to Li Er, but he didn't continue to speak.
Li Er also laughed when he heard this, and he really felt a lot happier when he thought about it. It's just that when I thought of that kid, he was so tyrannical and ruined, and even the knowledge imparted by the gods was so wasted. I still feel a heartache in my heart.
"Hmph, you dare to treat my Datang fortune like this, and I will have to beat it more in the future." Li Er snorted coldly, although he said so, he was very happy in his heart.
On the other side, Qin Ze couldn't be happy anymore, the crime of bullying the king was definitely a capital crime. This step-by-step lie has been rounded, and finally a peach blossom source has been rounded.
If Li Er finds out that he is lying in the future, he will not give himself to pieces.
"It seems that we should be less involved in this aspect of things in the future, otherwise it is really possible that there will be no recovery."
After this incident, Qin Ze also deeply realized that although he was smart, although he had more than a thousand years of knowledge than them, in the face of absolute power, his cleverness was meaningless.
Li Er's words can directly make him disappear. And there will definitely be no one who will go against Li Er because of a Qin Ze.
Therefore, Qin Ze deeply realized that he was still too smart. is so smart that he thinks he can rely on his cleverness to avoid crises again and again.
It's a dangerous idea, and if you're not careful, you risk burying yourself in it.
Whether it is Li Er or Cheng Laoyou, the reason why they can treat themselves like this. It's just because I'm still useful, and I'm not a threat.
Whether it is Yoshikura's insights, the adaptation of the locust rations, and the steelmaking innovation this time, they all realize their importance. Although I have been pretending to be stupid, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no day of exposure.
Qin Ze still understands the truth of being too late, so after being busy with all this, Qin Ze made up his mind that he would never go to the palace again and never show himself again.
In addition, now that Shaopu Buzhuang has begun to pay dividends, plus some of Li Er's rewards, Qin Ze now has more than 30 yuan.
Although this amount of money still doesn't seem to be much, it is enough for Qin Ze to enjoy a quiet life.
For example, the last Qinglou and the young ladies chanted a poem or something, such as taking the two tigers to tease the women of the good family or something.
By the way, if you go out for a walk, you may be able to meet some simple wishes, so that you can make a wish and go home quickly.