When he came back from the second uncle, Xue Xu did not take the initiative to go to the gate valve father and the princess mother to talk about such a major event as the direction of life, in fact, he had already regretted even telling the second uncle, and he had hidden secrets in his heart that could not be told to others, so he naturally had to swallow a lot of bitter fruits that were not understood, and he had already understood this truth.

And the days are getting closer and closer to his weak crown.

Xue Xu wanted to stay at home honestly before the weak crown, and repair his small courtyard that represented adulthood with peace of mind, but the so-called brother is not in the rivers and lakes, but the legends of his brother are spread everywhere in the rivers and lakes, and people who have countless legends of the rivers and lakes like him are destined to not be able to stay at home.

On this day, Xue Xu had just woken up from a nap, and was lying on Fluttershy's lap, and there was another maid next to him holding a small bowl of crystal, the small bowl contained peeled grapes, and Fluttershy was personally responsible for feeding the grapes to his mouth, and there was a constant replenishment of ammunition for peeling grapes on the side, and there were several maids around him, holding huge fans in their hands, regularly and slowly stirring, artificial natural wind.

These days are no worse than those of the 21st century.

I was going to finish eating the grapes and continue to work on the construction site, but I heard a loud voice in the yard shouting from a distance: "Second brother~, second brother~." ”

didn't knock on the door, pushed the door and went inside, it was his third brother Xue Shao.

Although they both have their own houses, neither of them is an adult, and they both still live in their parents' yards, and they are usually close, and they see each other eight times a day, so there are basically no rules.

Seeing the third young master coming, the rest of the maids in the room saluted one after another, only Fluttershy couldn't stand up because Xue Xu was pillowed on her lap, so she had to smile slightly and smile as if she had said hello, Xue Shao knew that Fluttershy's weight in Xue Xu's heart was not strange, and said jokingly: "Second brother, Gentle Township is a hero's mound, our male husband should gallop on the battlefield, and if there is no fight, he should gallop on the happy field, why are you and Fluttershy not tired enough, let's go, Pingkangfang walks." ”

"Fuck off, any good word that comes out of your mouth will turn sour, you have to go to yourself, those vulgar powders, how can they compare to one-tenth of my Fluttershy, is there no money? Ask Fluttershy to roll as far as you can with a few pieces of gold cake. ”

Because Xue Xu has the profits of tea balls and other messy businesses, his pocket money is much richer than Xue Shao's, but Xue Shao's spending money is not less than him, so this younger brother has to borrow money almost every day, but he has never seen him return.

"Hehe, my good second brother, you really have to go today, just do my brother a favor, I don't like the girl who my mother gave me to get through the room, the second uncle went out to Tiele this time to win a big victory, captured countless people, every family in Pingkangfang has brought in countless good goods, I heard that Tiele women are all thin waists, big breasts and long legs, big and deep eyes, each can sing and dance, your eyes are so vicious, your face is also big, help your brother pick one, it's best to pick a little Fluttershy like this."

"Tsk, why is it so uncomfortable to say anything from your mouth, it seems that the second uncle is going to rob the people's girls this time, people are paying tribute, it is a filial piety of the surname Tiele Jiu to our Tang Sage, besides, how can you use the bearded girl as a personal maid, and Xiaodie is like this, our Xiaodie is one in a million, not to mention going to Pingkangfang, even if you go to Daming Palace, you can't pick it out, don't go, you have to go yourself, you know I'm not interested in that direction."

It's not that he pretends to be serious, it's really unwilling to go, it's not that he's dirty or has a moral cleanliness, they're all old drivers, at least there's no need to pretend in Datang, as for being dirty, it's better to solve it, with the Xue family's signboard and his own financial resources to support a few rights as change, the problem is that his fame is too great, and the sisters are too enthusiastic to go to that kind of place, and they all want to be able to get a kiss with him Fang Ze to taste the taste of his first genius in the Tang Dynasty, and he doesn't want money, so I can't bear it, Lao Tzu is not Liu Yong, you don't even want money, who is playing whom.

Xue Shao's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "Second brother, in fact, it's not just for myself, but mainly for our eldest nephew, our eldest nephew is easy to grow up, so he went to war with the second uncle, and now it's almost fifteen before he comes back, the second uncle's family, you know, the second uncle advertises himself as a general, never needs a maid to serve but only uses some veterans, that kid is such a big person but still a virgin, you say that we are little uncles, and we can't lead the eldest nephew to see the battle?" ”

"Huh? Xue Song? ”

Xue Song, who is Xue Rengui's grandson, was changed to Xue Gang in the play, but the Xue family is less reliable than the Yang family, just look at it as a joke, it's not true. Although this Xue Song is a generation shorter, he is actually not much different from them in terms of age.

This is really a wise man seeing a wise prostitute, and he just paid attention to how many military exploits he made this time, and how much knowledge he gained at a young age, and he really didn't think about it. His eldest nephew is timid and has a strict family education, and he has grown up in the military camp since he was a child, and he really doesn't have many friends in Chang'an City.

At the age of fifteen, he is still a virgin, which is really strange among the nobles of the Tang Dynasty, not to mention the Tang Dynasty, even if the future generations are fifteen years old and have not broken their bodies, I am afraid that there are not many people.

Xue Shao continued: "Second brother, you think, the first time in your life, how precious this is, then you must leave as many good memories as possible, our eldest nephew is broken, we have to find the best girl in Chang'an City, give him the most gentle service, brother, I have weak financial resources, small face, for the happiness of the eldest nephew, I have to be the second uncle in person." ”

Kindness... Makes sense!

Anyway, who let us be the little uncle, the happy uncle of the big nephew doesn't care who cares, today I will give up my life to take righteousness, there was a Buddha in ancient times who cut meat to feed the eagle, and now we also learn about the Buddha, and visit the green building alone for the eldest nephew.

Turning to Fluttershy, he said, "I'll go out and do some business, don't be jealous, and pay me in the account..." Thirty dollars, thirty horseshoe gold, you help me watch the construction site, don't let the workers be lazy, I'll come back in the evening. ”

Fluttershy gives him a blank look, and for some reason she doesn't want to deal with him at all.

Came to the Zuo Wuwei General's Mansion, the two brothers dragged out the confused Xue Song, rode their horses and whipped to Pingkangfang, when they learned that the two uncles were going to take themselves to open meat, Xue Song called a crying and laughing, and refused again and again: "The two little uncles don't mess around, I still have to review my homework, I have been fighting for more than three years, and I have fallen a lot in terms of scripture, my father and grandfather let me study behind closed doors, if I knew that I went to that kind of place, I would be beaten." ”

"What are you afraid of, a manly man, not only do you have to move forward bravely on the battlefield, but you can't admit it on the Fengyue Field, why doesn't General Xue, who is known as the Bloody Yama King on the battlefield, even have such guts?"

Xue Xu also followed: "Big nephew, the second uncle also taught you a trick, this Fengyue Field is not only an entertainment place, but also the most important place to communicate. Tell you, they have carried the knife together,

Those who have been with the same window, those who have shared the stolen goods together, and those who have prostitutes together, you said that you have never even been to Pingkangfang, how can you have friends in Chang'an City? Later, I became a dormitory guard, and I found that everyone was an acquaintance, and no one knew you, who could cover you?

"No... It really doesn't work... I, I, I, I... I really can't, I. I'm still young, yes, I'm still young, and my grandfather said that this kind of thing is not good for my health too early, and it is not conducive to learning his martial arts in the future. ”

Xue Xu pouted and said, "Don't make trouble, fifteen is not young, your second uncle and I opened the bud on your Aunt Xiaodie at the age of fourteen, and this martial art has not fallen, I don't believe we will try it later." ”

Haha laughing, the two unscrupulous uncles left and right, holding this young general and walking to Pingkangfang, well... The pillars of the Tang Dynasty are corroded in this way.

"Woo woo woo ~ you guys... You guys.... I'm going to tell grandpa to go, I'm going to tell grandpa to go. ”

"Hahaha, when you taste the taste of a woman, I'm afraid it's too late to thank us."