"The north wind blows, the snowflakes float, the snowflakes flutter, the year comes...... I hope that my father, go home for the New Year......" Ge Liang's teeth trembled, while humming the joke of the Peking Opera "The White-Haired Girl", remembering that his father likes to sing such a few words from time to time, which is quite in line with his current desolate situation, but now he is not looking forward to his father coming home for the New Year, but hoping to go home and celebrate the New Year with his father, and I don't know if the father of the 21st century can know how miserable he is now. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Alas, I can't imagine that these Three Kingdoms era also likes to check residence permits." Ge Liang sighed, he couldn't stay in the city anymore, he was wandering on the street when he had nothing to do, and he would always be harassed by various forces that had absorbed the homeless.

A cold wind blew, Ge Liang shivered, and scolded the greedy doctor in his heart, the guy who boiled the medicine was obviously about a head shorter than Lao Tzu, and asked him to change Lao Tzu's clothes, and now this hand and foot are exposed to the outside, and if it blows for two more days, I am afraid that I will get frostbite, no, I am afraid that I will freeze to death.

The road to the sky, Ge Liangshen walked in the wind and snow for two hours, and finally saw the corner of a Taoist temple on the hill on the side of the road when it was about to get dark, thinking that no one should come to check the household registration in this kind of place, and the monks are compassionate, maybe they can mix a night stay with two meals.

Entering the Taoist temple, the light was too dim, Ge Liang looked at the various strange-looking portraits and sculptures around him, his heart was furious, and he opened his mouth and asked softly: "Great Immortal, Dao Chief, are you there?" ”

No one responded at all, Ge Liang observed the surroundings of the Taoist temple, and found no bedroom for the Taoist priest to rest, except for a main hall There is no side room, it turned out to be an unattended place for worship, that is just right, rest assured to sleep here for one night.

Walking to the incense case in the middle for a certain immortal, Ge Liang put his hands together and bowed twice: "This great immortal, the little one passed by the treasure land, and came to spend the night here, and forgot that the great immortal did not remember the villain, and the great mercy took me in for one night." "I took a closer look at the offering table and the incense burner, and found that there were a few incense burner ashes lying crookedly in the incense burner, indicating that someone had just made incense here not long ago, and the offering table was relatively clean, and there were two empty porcelain bowls on it.

Here, this is someone on offering! Ge Liang looked at the Daxian offering on it, the person was holding the demon slashing sword with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and then looked at the empty offering bowl, obviously there were still traces of oil soup in one of the bowls, he really couldn't believe it, so he could only raise his head again and ask Daxian: "Please, excuse me, you really ate them all, just, didn't leave me a little bit?" ”

The Great Immortal raised his eyebrows and looked majestic with angry eyes, and the demon slaying sword raised in his hand was ready to fall at any time, Ge Liang didn't dare to look at it more: "Okay, okay, if you look at it again, you will drink me away." "I turned around and went to find the most comfortable sleeping position, thinking that now that it was cold and windy, it was best to find a sheltered place in the corner.

When the night came, the cold and the sleepiness intersected, Ge Liang curled up in a ball and fell asleep quickly, but the ground was too cold, and he was hungry, so he woke up again after a while, and couldn't help rubbing his stomach and secretly smiled bitterly, this day could not go on.

Suddenly, someone seemed to be talking in the dark, and he was so frightened that Ge Liang's hairs stood on end, and his whole body tightened, could there be a ghost? There are ghosts in this place guarded by the Great Immortals?

"Mom." Someone was indeed talking in the darkness, as if it were a woman's voice. Ge Liang pricked up his ears and searched for the source of the sound.

Deathly silence returned, and there was no more sound. Ge Liang listened intently for a long time, and he was a little suspicious just now.

"Mom, I'm going home." The voice rang out again. This time Ge Liang was sure that he heard correctly, there was really a woman talking, oh my God, could it be the legendary Chinese ghost story? Oh my God, I haven't killed anyone.

There was a "bang" sound in the darkness, as if someone had touched something, and Ge Liang heard an "ouch" again, which seemed to be in the corner on the right side of the room, and then he heard the sound of Si Xi Suo, as if someone had turned over and sat up. Is it going to blow up the corpse? Ge Liang folded his hands together and bowed to the Great Immortal eight hundred times in his heart—your old man must bless me.

The woman over there cried for a while, and then gritted her teeth and scolded: "Damn Ge Liang, I won't let you go if I'm a ghost!" ”

"Ahh As soon as he heard that the other party was really coming to him to ask for his life, Ge Liang was suddenly devastated, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Ahh Ahh Screams suddenly sounded on the other side, and the high-pitched voice was beyond Ge Liang's reach, definitely more than an octave.

Ge Liang screamed twice, and then heard the other party screaming incessantly, and suddenly remembered that this voice seemed to be very familiar, and his heart moved, and he hurriedly shouted: "Huang Yue, are you there?" ”

The screaming stopped, and only the sound of rapid breathing remained, and he did not answer Ge Liang's question. Ge Liang felt that he should not admit his mistake, and raised his voice and shouted, "Huang Yue, is it you?" I'm Ge Liang. ”

"Are you really Ge Liang?" The other party finally responded.

"Yes, yes, I'm really Ge Liang. You can't hear me? Why are you here? Ge Liang was sure that it was Huang Yue over there, and suddenly there was a surprise of meeting relatives in a foreign country.

Huang Yue didn't answer again. Ge Liang waited for a moment and was about to scream again, when he felt something fly over, just hitting him in the chest, and then he heard Huang Yue screaming loudly: "Ge Liang, I want to kill you!" "And then it looks like something is about to fly over.

Ge Liang hurriedly hugged his head: "Hey! Are you a human or a ghost, how can you throw this black paint so accurately? ”

Huang Yue groped on the ground for a long time, but he really couldn't catch anything to throw away, so he gasped and asked Ge Liang: "You dead pig's head is not lost." How did you get here? ”

Ge Liang also sat there panting, he was really scared to death just now, since it was Huang Yue, he couldn't help but shoot back: "I still want to ask you, I obviously saw you running to the right road that day, and then I ran to the left road, why did I still run into you?" Flower tail, it won't be you stalking me. ”

"I'm stalking you? You think you're so handsome? I went first, why did you follow me behind my ass? Huang Yue's breath became rapid again.

Ge Liang will never admit it: "I ran behind your ass? It's too late for me to hide from you! I'm just handsome, and I'm even more handsome than I used to be! Look at you, it's uglier than before! And say I'm stalking you? You're embarrassed too. ”