In fact, Helan Minzhi and Xue Xu should be relatives, he is Wu Meiniang's nephew, Xue Xu is Li Zhi's nephew, Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang are two sons, it is said that they call each other 。。。。。 Forget it, it doesn't matter, who wants to be a relative with him.

This Helan Minzhi was trained by Wu Meiniang to be a pervert in a pervert, and his personality is similar to the protagonist of Long Aotian in a third-rate online novel. Are you also interested in Princess Tieler? Hahaha, great, I slept with this princess today, do you have any opinions? ”

Cheng Boli slapped the table angrily and shouted: "Which mad dog is not leashed and let out barking!" Get out of here! ”

Helan Minzhi laughed and said, "Yes, I'm a mad dog, who in Chang'an City doesn't know that I'm a mad dog, what can you do to me?" Why don't we fight? ”

"Damn, I'm afraid you won't make it?"

Cheng Boli was about to jump up as soon as he shook his arms, but was grabbed by Xue Xu and said, "The mad dog barks at you, are you going to bite him?" Sit! ”

Turning his head to Helan Minzhi: "Mad dog, there is no surname Wu in this world, but it is still the world of the Li family." ”

He Lanmin's mouth let out a strange laugh, stretched his head, and said in Xue Xu's ear: "Lao Tzu even dares to go to the prince's wife, and he is afraid of fighting with you for women?" Do you really want to hit me now, come on, do it. ”

As he spoke, he put his face even harder towards Xue Xu, and said in a strange voice: "Hit me, you hit me." I beg you, hit me. ”

Cheng Boli was furious, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the two plate axes were already in his hands, or was Li Jingsi more mature and calm, and dragged him to death, in fact, which of the three of them was really afraid of him? It's just that people touch dogs, or this kind of dog that has just eaten, it's really a little unsure what to do.

The so-called poor people must have something to hate, and the same is true for the opposite, in all fairness, if you put such an aunt on the stall, you will go crazy if you don't do it.

Helan Minzhi can be so arrogant, with today's glory and wealth, it can be said that it was all given by his aunt Wu Meiniang, but he is crazy like this is also Wu Meiniang's masterpiece, I am afraid that this thing does not want to live at all, and is bent on death.

His mother, Mrs. Han and his sister Helan Minyue, hooked up with Li Zhi because they often went in and out of the palace, seeing that Li Zhi liked Wu Meiniang so much, he knew that he liked this appearance, how could the mother and daughter not try it when they were so exciting to play? It's a blessing.

Wu Mei looked at me and wiped it, my sister and niece actually robbed me of a man? A few days later, Mrs. Han disappeared inexplicably, and she and Helan Minyue became endless, anyway, things in the harem are much the same, similar to Zhen Huan's biography.

But Helan Minzhi is crazy now, the aunt has suddenly changed from the best and best elder to a mother-killing enemy, and it is very likely that she will kill his sister in the future, but she also gave him all kinds of additional officials and knights, who can stand it.

Later generations of scholars said that Helan Minzhi had no wisdom, and Wu Meiniang took a fancy to him, even if he knew a little bit about things, how could Wu Chenghei think about anything, but think about it from his own side, if it is not a traitorous male, who can willingly kneel and lick and kill his mother's enemy?

Therefore, the reason why Helan Minzhi is so crazy and so Long Aotian is obvious, he just wants to cause trouble for his aunt, and he just wants Wu Mei to wipe his ass, this product has been broken and broken.

Xue Xu is very happy to see Helan Minzhi's noble spirit of sacrificing himself to make trouble for Wu Meiniang, and he is very willing to move a small horse to eat melons and the masses wave the flag and shout and drum cheer for him, but the problem is, don't mess with me!

Because Xue Xu is the leader of Guan Long's circle, and because his reputation for talent is too loud, he naturally became the target of this mad dog, and it is clear that if he loses 8,000 himself, he will also hurt 200 enemies, but Xue Xu doesn't want to lose 200!

Cockroaches don't bite but they are disgusting, this is where Xue Xu and they have nothing to do with Helan Minzhi, he has lived enough to die, but they haven't lived enough.

Taking a deep breath, Xue Xu used the last shred of reason to squeeze out a sentence from between his teeth and said: "Brother Helan, this is my eldest nephew Xue Song, who has just returned from the Jiubian expedition, I want this Princess Tiele to be given to him, for the sake of his hard work for the country, give us a face, how about it?" ”

Helan Minzhi laughed strangely and said, "The little general who went out to fight Tiele? The eldest son and grandson of the great general Xue Li? Hahahahahaha, I'm so scared~, so what, my aunt is the queen! It's the Queen! Do you dare to hit me? Come on, fight! ”

"Mad dog! You want to mess with me to the end! I have thirty horseshoe gold, how many do you have? ”

He Lanmin was stunned, then laughed and said, "Money? Hahaha, money? When did Lao Tzu pay to play with women? Don't you know that my favorite thing is hard? Hahahahahaha, today you want a princess, unless you hit me, come, hit me! ”

Before Xue Xu could speak again, Xue Shaoke on the side couldn't sit still, Li Jingsi pressed Cheng Boli but didn't pay attention to him, and Xue Song just returned to Chang'an, and he didn't even know who this Helan Minzhi was, so he was confused and became a simple melon eater.

"Ah!!! ~”

"Tian Shenu, it's the first time I've heard such a strange request after living for more than ten years, I have to let people beat me, uncle is in a good mood to meet your wish."

But I saw Helan Minzhi lying on the ground with blood on his face, rolling on the ground in pain, but laughed and said: "Hahahahahaha, good, good, Brother Xue, you finally beat me, great, great, I can't beat you today, but you wait for me, this matter is not over today, hahahahahaha." ”

Before leaving, although it was Xue Shao who beat him, he whispered in Xue Xu's ear: "You guys finally beat me, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, quack quack, stand still, don't coax, who instigates who is a special grandson!" ”

After saying that, the mad dog swaggered away with a head full of blood, laughing as he walked, as if he was happier than Princess Tiele after being beaten like this.

Li Jingsi hated iron and said to Xue Shao: "Xiao Shao! You're confused! This mad dog is clearly dead, why do you have to be like him, with his current level of arrogance, even if the queen spoils him again, he won't live for a few years, why put yourself in it and make a fuss? ”

Xue Shao also bowed his head and confessed his mistake to Xue Xu: "Brother, I was wrong, I really couldn't hold back just now, and I made trouble for our family." ”

Xue Xu smiled indifferently and said: "It's okay, in fact, I couldn't help it just now, it's not that you're looking for trouble, it's that trouble has found us, this mad dog bit the prince and didn't die, this is here to bite us, you can't hide, you can't hide, you hit it, he came for me, it has nothing to do with you, you don't have to blame yourself." ”

I don't know if it's a coincidence, if there is no oneself, the next object of death of this mad dog should be Princess Taiping, at this time Xiao Taiping is only eleven or twelve years old, a standard little Lori, but also arched by this mad dog, this incident gave Xiao Taiping a lifetime of psychological shadow, it is difficult to say whether this woman became like that and this childhood shadow has nothing to do with it.

According to the trajectory of history, Princess Taiping's first husband was her third brother, Xue Shao.

It's quite an interesting chain of cause and effect.

Turning his head to the stupid old bustard, he yelled, "What about watching the play?" I and Helan Minzhi have arrived, who else do you want to wait for? What about the princess? ”

The old bustard woke up like a dream, it is said that this finale can only appear when the sky is about to be darkened, but it also depends on the situation, Xue Erlang personally went out to ask for someone, Helan Mad Dog was beaten, this highlight naturally couldn't be delayed, and hurriedly turned around to invite the princess.