Chapter 120: A New Height of Shamelessness
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Zhu Houzhao's words are unbelievable, yesterday's words in the court, it is better to fart, fart is at least a little tasteful, but old Zhu didn't take it seriously at all.
On the early dynasty? Dream! The outer court didn't even see Zhu Houzhao's shadow today, and there was really no way, so Yang Tinghe and other scholars found Wang Yue and Chen Kuan, the celebrants, and asked about it.
It's okay not to ask, this question, the angry teeth are itching, this little bastard actually took a group of eunuchs to hunt early in the morning? It's okay, we can put up with it when you play in the palace on weekdays, but now you actually go out of the palace and go hunting in the western suburbs?
If you have three longs and two shorts, how can we be worthy of the first emperor, worthy of our ancestors, and worthy of ourselves? Well, it doesn't matter, what matters is, if you have something, who will the great Ming Dynasty take care of?
No way! Absolutely not. The first person who shouted this sentence was Liu Jian, the first assistant of the cabinet, and Liu Ge was all out of the horse, and the court naturally shouted.
The civil officials of the Ming Dynasty are very strange, they think very strangely, in ancient times, they all said that loyalty to the monarch is the main, they are indeed loyal to the monarch, but the courage is also unusually big, the most prominent point is to dare to scold, the object of this dare to scold refers to the emperor!
It is a crime to scold the emperor, and to be guilty is to be spanked, (it may be that he was angry with the civil officials, the Ming Dynasty opened the spanking fever), it doesn't matter, it is an honor to be spanked, the civil officials are not only not ashamed of it, but also proud of it, and they are beaten and pouting their butts to show off to their colleagues.
That scene...... Showing her white ass and saying to her colleague, look, my ass. No, it's my ass. Not to be outdone, another colleague lifted his big buttocks......
In between, the civil servants who haven't been spanked for a long time. Their eyes were deep, their faces were resolute, they rubbed their buttocks excitedly, and resolutely rushed to the front line, and went straight to the western suburbs with Liu Jian and others.
Chen Yu also heard about the actions of the civil officials, as a Hanlin official, it is better to do this, I don't have time to participate in your so-called national affairs, Lao Tzu wants to ...... No, history, right. Lao Tzu wants to revise history!
Gu Dingchen held the information and came to Chen Yu excitedly, and he said, "Old Chen." ”
Well, if you are familiar with it, you will naturally be familiar with the name, for example, Chen Yu will call this guy "pig's head" from time to time. No way, the sense of substitution is too strong.
"Yes." Chen Yu didn't have time to deal with Gu Dingchen, he had just found a piece of scarce historical material and was about to make up for it.
Chen Yu's words are very beautiful. I fill in the gaps little by little, and I am very serious.
"You say how much breeze we can do if we can be like them, and go together to advise them?" Gu Dingchen said enviously: "It's a pity that the official is too young, so he has to boil!" ”
All right. The front is bragging, it's not that Chen Yu doesn't want to go, it's that he is not qualified to go.
Chen Yu didn't pay attention to the fat man and wrote his own. But Gu Dingchen seemed to be energetic, and he didn't know if this fat man was particularly good at entertaining himself.
He chattered and continued: "I heard that today's hunting in the western suburbs, Your Majesty has brought all the Eight Tiger Eunuchs with you. and transferred a large number of people such as Jinyiwei and Dongchang, who do you say are the best ministers or the Eight Tigers? ”
"I don't know." Chen Yu said simply, mentioning Jinyiwei, Chen Yu's letter has already been handed over, Liu Jin's efficiency is very fast, and he has already approved the red order yesterday.
Qian Ning was promoted to a thousand households in brocade clothes, and Wei Wenli was promoted to a hundred households in brocade clothes, and was given fifty taels of silver and several pieces of silk.
Wei Wenli's role is not only limited to Jinyiwei, Chen Yu has other plans for this person, the southeast needs people, and needs his own people!
The topic of the two attracted Xie Pi's attention, and he leaned closer and said, "As a Hanlin official, how can I allow Your Majesty to spend all day long?" As long as the ministers need us to wait, I Xie Pi is willing to contribute to persuade the emperor! ”
Xie Pi's temperament is very upright, Chen Yu glanced at the enthusiastic Xie Pi, as if he had seen the scene of gangsters fighting each other in later generations, Xie Pi belongs to that kind of horse boy, rushing in front and hanging the fastest.
As a friend, Chen Yu still reminded: "Let's not get involved in these things for the time being, we are weak and helpless, so let's honestly repair the history books." ”
Xie Pi listened to Chen Yu's negative mentality, and said unhappily: "Tingyu? I'm waiting for two lists, what are I doing for more than ten years? ”
"Be an official!" Gu Fatzi said simply: "Now it's realized!" ”
"! The humble did not dare to forget the country, and the matter must still be closed! As today, as a Hanlin official, how can he not be advised? Xie Pi said with a red face.
Chen Yu doesn't understand, these people just say it, express your sentiments well, why do you do it like chicken blood, can't you learn from other people's fat people? How calm!
"Persuasion and reversal are not a matter of one morning or one night, and we will wait for them to be taken slowly, and we must not be in a hurry and counterproductive." Chen Yu said.
"Until that time. The country is locked in a miasma, and the hundreds of years of national glory of the Ming Dynasty will be destroyed! Xie Pi said.
Xie Pi was very excited now, and he didn't know if he had been fooled by Xie Qian recently, so Chen Yu felt that it was better not to discuss it with this guy, so he didn't say much.
Zhu Houzhao can have today, isn't it forced by your group of civil officials? What kind of personality will create what kind of person, Chen Yu tried to reverse Zhu Houzhao, but at the critical moment, he was taken away by Yang Tinghe and others, that is, during this period of time, Zhu Houzhao's rebellious psychology reached its peak.
However, Zhu Houzhao's temperament has not yet been determined, so Chen Yu feels that there is still hope for a reversal, but that kid is with a few eunuchs every day, and he is closed for a day, and Chen Yu has very few opportunities to contact him.
Hey, although it is difficult, I will go!
Thinking of the troubles, Chen Yu put aside the historical materials and went out of the Hanlin Academy alone, he belongs to the kind of person who has happiness to share and troubles to take care of.
Hanlin Courtyard is adjacent to the Huitong Hall and Dongjiang Rice Lane in the south, East Chang'an Street in the north, Luanjia Garage on the left, and then the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Industry, Honglu Temple, Qintianjian and Tai Hospital on the left.
Chen Yu walked out of the left door, and he could see Honglu Temple in less than two steps, he squinted his eyes, looked at the scene that happened in front of Honglu Temple, and suddenly walked over with a smile.
"What's going on?" Chen Yu was wearing a six-grade civil official uniform, majestic and majestic.
Xu Changjin, who was stopped in front of the door, saw Chen Yu coming, and said, "I heard that the Great Tomorrow Ziyan said, you are the Hanlin Academy's revision, and you will receive our envoys with the Ministry of Rites, yes or no?" ”
Oh, this chick inquired quite clearly, Chen Yu smiled knowing the consultant: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”
"I want to go in and see our envoys, but these guards won't let me." Xu Changjin said.
When those guards heard this woman's complaint, they were afraid that this Hanlin official would be angry with the crown and angry with them, with their identity, the people of the Hanlin Academy still couldn't afford to offend, so one of the guards said with a sad face: "My lord, this person has no identity documents, nothing, and we are also on official business." ”
"Heh, where is the identity document in the center, I asked you to notify you, why don't you want to?" Xu Changjin has to be unforgiving.
"This ......" The guard really didn't take care of it, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
I saw that Chen Yu's face was getting more and more gloomy, and the two guards secretly screamed bad luck, maybe they were going to pour some blood mold today.
"Have you closed it?" Chen Yu asked.
"Nope!" The two guards replied honestly.
"Oh, that's for the best." Chen Yu said: "If you don't catch it and let the official take it, what if you bring any sharp blades?" Who is responsible for what happened to the envoys? ”
"Huh? Oh yes yes! "Those two guards were very swift.
Xu Changjin looked stupid and said angrily: "The surname is Chen...... You, you shameless! ”
Shameless? it! Chen Yu didn't care about it, he went up and groped on Xu Changjin for a while, well, it felt good, and he groped from his thighs...... Well, there is no problem with the legs, it is very elastic.
Yes, will **** hide a hidden weapon? Maybe, if you want to check it, forget it, Chen Yu shook his head, they are all upright men and gentlemen, how can they do such a thing?
However, in line with the idea of safety first, in the end, Chen Yu finished touching everything that should be touched and what should not be touched, and then said: "Sure enough, there is no hidden weapon, so good, you go and inform the envoy." ”
"You...... Dengzi, the scum of the Ming Dynasty, shameless. Xu Changjin's eyes were filled with tears, Chen Yu's psychology is not a taste, long pain is better than short pain, sister, if Lao Tzu is not like this, in the future, you will really soak until you dump you, then it is time for me to cry!
dismissed and copied the family, although Zhu Houzhao may not play really, but no one can figure out the character of that kid, maybe something will happen, isn't it good now, Zhu Houzhao will never say anything again!
Well, Chen Yu admits that he still has a little bit of lust, after all, everyone has a love for beauty, such a fair and honest oil rubbing has always been Shen Can's ideal, in his previous life, Shen Can's ideal was to lead a big yellow dog, domineering rampant on Chang'an Avenue, openly and openly flirting with women from good families, and today it was finally realized.
Chen Yu felt that Shen Can's character was devouring himself little by little, I don't want to be like this, I want to be a righteous gentleman, I want to be Chen Yu, I want to read poetry and books, I want to ...... Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu wants to wake up and take charge of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful women!
Both guards are stupid, what the hell are you doing with your body search? After the body search, no one was let in, why didn't he just go in and inform the envoys?
Chen Yu waved his hand and said righteously: "Girl, you are wrong, do you know where you are now?" ”
The entrance of Honglu Temple!
"You must say that you are in front of the Honglu Temple, wrong, very wrong!" Chen Yu said: "You are in the center of my Ming Dynasty, the highest security place in the country, what's wrong with the body search?" If you really have bad intentions! If you really carry a hidden weapon! If you're a Fox Spy! How? ”
After that, Chen Yu waved his hand and left very arrogantly, the two guards were in awe, and they both said that Wenchen was shameless, and today I finally saw it, who is this Hanlin official, shameless to a new height!
"You ......" Xu Changjin's teeth rattled, today's things will definitely make you double it back in the future!
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