Chapter 4 Beware of being struck by lightning
"Hahaha......" When the teacher walked out of the classroom, Ge Liang couldn't help laughing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The classmates all heard the prestige, and they didn't know what this guy was so happy about.
The female classmate Jingjing's eyes were fast, and she immediately woke up Huang Yue: "There is a pig's head behind you!" Huang Yue turned around, but only saw Ge Liang with a wicked smile on his face, and didn't know where the pig's head was.
Jingjing walked over and wrapped Huang Yue's braid in front of her: "Look! Only then did Huang Yue see clearly that there was a toothpick inserted in the place where his braid was tied with a knot, and one end of the toothpick was broken, and there was a piece of paper with a pig's head painted on it.
Ge Liang stopped laughing, and rolled his eyes up to the ceiling, as if it were filled with the answers to all the exam questions at the end of the semester.
What to pretend, even if you think about it with your toes, you know that it is a good thing that you did! Huang Yue just wanted to quarrel with Ge Liang, suddenly remembered something, grinned, turned out his mobile phone and opened it, and said to Jingjing: "I just saw a joke yesterday, it's so interesting, you see, it's here, I'll read it to you-Xiao Ming drew a pig on paper and pasted it on the back of a fat classmate sitting in front of him, and another classmate laughed when he saw it, and the fat classmate asked him what he was laughing at, and the classmate told him, 'You have a pig behind you, hahahaha!' Xiao Ming suddenly felt that something was wrong...... I think Xiao Ming should know by now, because the pig's head in the back is Ge Liang! ”
"Hahaha......" The students who saw this joke couldn't hold back their laughter for a long time, and those who understood later also laughed, and the classroom turned into a sea of joy.
I went, and the boat capsized in the gutter! Ge Liang actually reacted when Jingjing said that there was a pig behind Huang Yue, otherwise why didn't he suddenly smile and look at the ceiling, but it was too late, he was usually the best at playing tricks on people today, but he played tricks on himself again, it was really embarrassing, he hadn't even seen this joke? couldn't pull down the face to laugh at himself, so he had to admit it: "I didn't get this pig's head!" He pointed out the window and stared at him in surprise, "Huh? Look, the clouds in the sky are so heavy, it looks like it's going to rain heavily! ”
"Smack!" Taking advantage of Ge Liang's face to turn out of the window, Huang Yue quickly pasted the small piece of paper with a pig's head painted on Ge Liang's forehead with a dark cloud cover, and held it down with his hand, "Everything should stay where it should be, right!" This is the real pig's head, two hundred and fifty yuan a catty! ”
Most of the classmates laughed breathlessly, and they could pant and shout: "Boss, I want this pig's head!" ”
Ge Liang's eyes darkened, and he hurriedly broke Huang Yue's wrist open, took off the pig's head card, and looked like he had been greatly wronged: "I said that I didn't make it, why did you put me on that joke!" I can't put it on it.,Didn't you say that the one sitting in the front row was a fat classmate? Are you fat? Look at you, black and thin, with yellow hair, a malnourished look, a few hairs sparsely, but I still like to tie braids, and now there are a few girls who tie braids, and they still tie bows, old-fashioned, who would have thought that you are a pig, and that you are a flower-tailed dog. ”
"Yes, I'm not fat, of course I'm not a pig anymore, I said that I was a pig behind me." Huang Yue was smiling happily, and he didn't want to worry about Ge Liang for a while, but he suddenly looked at Ge Liang with a strange look, thinking that things might not be simple, so he hurriedly turned around to take a look, but he didn't see anything wrong.
Jingjing's eyes found it again, and he tore off a strip of cloth from the back of Huang Yue's clothes and handed it to her: "Look at ......"
What is this? Dirty, this damn Ge Liang, he actually stuck such a dirty thing to his clothes! A dirty, torn strip of cloth with transparent glue stuck to one end, this is, this is a strip of cloth torn from the mop used to clean the classroom in the class!
How can you get such a disgusting thing on a girl! Ge Liang, you guy!
"You—! You're the pig's head! You're the flower-tailed dog! Huang Yue pointed at Ge Liang's nose and scolded, thinking that it was really eight lifetimes of mold, how could he always be entangled with this damn Ge Liang, the fathers of both sides have always been competitors in the army, and they were assigned to the same unit when they came back, and they were also born in the same year as Ge Liang, from kindergarten to elementary school and junior high school, they were all in the same school and the same class in high school, and they were still in the same class in high school, and they couldn't hide, damn Ge Liang, why didn't you die!
Ge Liang broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead, seeing that Huang Yue was so angry that the roots of his teeth rang, he regretted that he had gone too far, but can I be blamed for this? Whoever makes you a ghost girl always has better grades than me, but my dad always likes to compare my grades with you every time he finishes the exam, how can I compare with you, you are either the first or the second every time, although I can also be regarded as the upper middle, I can rank a dozen or twenty, and I am not a person compared to you. My father, can't you compare me to the thirty or forty people in my class? Do you always compare me with Huang Yue what? You and her dad didn't compare each other, just compare the two of us, are you tired? Huang Yue, Huang Yue, you can't pig the first two times, come a horse and miss the front hoof, take one or two exams in twenty or thirty or something, and you will die?
Huang Yue was angry for a while and calmed down, stopped making noise, sat back in his seat, and sneered twice: "I think I know why this happened, it must be that someone went home yesterday and was beaten by his father, right?" Alas, my dad is right, the people of the Lao Ge family are not as good as the people of our Lao Huang family! ”
Seeing Huang Yue's contemptuous look at himself, Ge Liang threw his guilt to his grandmother's house again: Hmph! I'm showing off again, the dog's tail is up to the sky again, what's so great, my language scores are better than yours! Hum! I have better grades in geography than you! Hum! I'm better than you in sports! Alas, forget it, this one doesn't count, men's and women's sports are different, but I still have better music scores than you! Well, this doesn't count, and if I don't take the exam, I can just hum a few more songs than you.
Huang Yue grasped the key point of Ge Liang, and continued to talk to himself: "Go back to my dad today and talk to him, make him happy, and tell him that the people of the old Ge family are not only not good at studying, but also bad at morality, and it is okay to engage in such a shoddy prank, and they dare not admit it, our old Huang family can't compare with such a person, it's too embarrassing." ”
Ge Liangxiang was stepped on his tail, and he couldn't wait to jump up: "No, I didn't, I didn't do it!" "If my dad found out about this, he would really be beaten up.
Huang Yue raised his hand and pointed at Ge Liang: "Then you say, who are you not?" You're sitting behind me, and if it weren't for you, you would know who it was, wouldn't you? ”
Ge Liang was powerless to resist: "I don't know, it's not me anyway." ”
Huang Yue said: "Liars should be careful of being struck by lightning." ”
Ge Liangxin was sideways, stubbornly resisted to the end, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to lie, the sky is thundering!" ”
"Boom!" A flash of lightning struck, and thunder followed.
Outside the window, the rain is coming!