Chapter 365: The Divine Monarch's Daily Troubles
The Divine Monarch seemed to look at me casually, but I was so frightened that I couldn't catch my breath, and I almost surrendered.
After a few moments, I regained my composure a little, and thought to myself that the dignified Divine Monarch would definitely not be so graceful to lie on the cold floor and peep at the bed because of an inconsequential me.
Therefore, even if the Divine Monarch put down the cruel words, I still pretended to be dead with my eyes half-closed.
"If you don't see the coffin, you don't shed tears. ”
The Divine Monarch sneered, and a palm wind was thrown out coldly in his wide sleeves, which shattered the sunken wooden couch in an instant.
The heavy beam smashed against the bridge of my nose, causing a red mark to immediately appear on the bridge of my nose, oozing a slight streak of blood.
I subconsciously covered my nose, still lying flat under the collapsed couch, and I didn't dare to come out.
In the next moment, the Divine Monarch stomped his foot, and the sunken wood that had covered me faded to the side, and I was once again unsuspecting and embarrassed before his eyes, covered in sawdust and dust, and my face was colored.
The Divine Monarch scooped me up from the ground and asked me in a deep voice, "Are you talking about this seat?"
"I fell asleep and didn't hear you say. I replied in a whisper, and two tubes of hot blood suddenly gushed out of my nose, and they fell on Shenjun's hand.
He quickly withdrew his hand and wiped the blood on his hand over and over again with Jinpa, and his aura suddenly froze.
I covered my mouth and nose with one hand, and apologized again and again, "The couch collapsed, I was not very smashed, the bridge of my nose was smashed, and the nosebleed was uncontrollable and stained Shenjun's hand. ”
Shenjun snorted coldly, "Pretending! Yesterday you dared to smash the head of this seat, how can you lose the courage to scold people today?"
I'm not afraid of ending up together, but I'm really afraid that he will suddenly go berserk and lose control.
Seeing that I was silent, the Divine Monarch became even more angry, and raised his hand and fanned my cheek.
I jerked my head and narrowly dodged the domineering palm wind in his palm.
Xu was affected by the aftermath of his palm, the wound on the bridge of my nose hurt deeply, and large teardrops in my eyes slid down.
I really didn't want the Divine Monarch to see the fragility of my tears, so I turned around again and again, turned my back to the Divine Monarch, tried my best to restrain the anger in my heart, and replied coldly, "The Divine Monarch is so meritorious, how dare I scold?"
"Turn around. ”
"I'm ugly, I'm afraid of staining the eyes of the gods. ”
Impatient, the Divine Monarch grabbed my shoulder with one hand, forcing me to face him, "You have a big opinion about this seat?"
"Nope. The gods are highly meritorious, and I admire them. I closed my eyes, and the beautiful words came to me, but I already hated him in my heart.
"You!" the god was so angry that he lost his mind.
I wonder about this.
Yesterday, he beat him half to death. Today, I praised him for a long time against my will, but he was half angry to death.
What the hell does he want?
In his mind, the black box said unconfusedly, "Host, you elm head, can't guess the man's mind at all, how did you get into a rotten peach blossom?"
"It's like you guessed it. Besides, where is the Divine Monarch a man? He's a demon who eats people and doesn't spit out bones. ”
I muttered quietly, but unexpectedly, the Divine Monarch had a very good ear and took to heart what I said.
The Divine Monarch laughed angrily, "This seat is not a man?"
According to this momentum, it is estimated that he will soon be angry and start to pick up his clothes, and the overlord will bow hard.
I had a headache and explained again and again, "Don't mind, Shenjun, I didn't mean that. I am a jealous person by nature, and I am very narrow-minded, and I can't see a man in the world who is better than me, so I will speak ill of you to the dazzling and dazzling. In fact, from the first time I saw you, I was determined to move closer to you and be a handsome and dashing man who stood up to the sky. ”
"You want to be a man?" the Divine Monarch scoffed, "and I think it's especially interesting to tease you. ”
I was scared to death, but he took pleasure in it, the world is really unfair!
He saw my dissatisfaction, but he did not debunk it, and said to himself, "Don't let this seat hear the words 'meritorious and worldly' again." ”
"Got it. ”
I bowed my head slightly, a hint of joy passed through my heart, I didn't expect that Shenjun was not so difficult to deal with, just scolded him for not being a man, he was not angry.
Shenjun guessed my mind again, and coldly poured a basin of cold water on me, "Are you thinking, why doesn't this seat use force on you? Don't worry, when this seat is tired, it will naturally fulfill you." When the time comes, there will be time for you to find life and death. ”
“.........”
I suddenly regretted a little, I shouldn't have listened to the man in black yesterday, I cut off his bane with a sword, where did so many things come from!
"Tell me, why did you attack Du Shi Niang?" Shenjun's eyes lit up, as if he had withdrawn Fang Cai's banter, and replaced it with a thick murderous aura.
"Manslaughter. ”
I looked up at the sky outside the window, and when I saw the scorching sun, I became more and more depressed.
Looking at this posture, I will have to suffer for at least two or three hours.
The Divine Monarch pondered for a moment, and then said without a beginning or an end, "I thought you were jealous, so I killed her." ”
In this life and this life, it is impossible for me to fall in love with a man other than Rong Ji, let alone eat the flying vinegar of the god king?
"How many days have you been at the Gate of Bliss?" the Divine Monarch got up and sat down in front of the desk, staring at me intently.
"I don't remember. ”
"Why did you watch this seat from the eaves the day before yesterday, and why did you say extremely numb nonsense to this seat in front of others?"
I pondered for a moment, wanting to answer truthfully, but I was afraid that I would hurt the Divine Monarch's pride, and he would go berserk and hit and fall at me.
In my mind, the black box was in a hurry, and he was busy giving me advice, "Host, you and the Donglin King may not be able to beat the Divine Monarch in front of you together, please think about the consequences before you speak?" You tell the Divine Monarch that you have admired him for a long time, you like his majesty, his heroism, his domineering, and everything about him. ”
I understand what the black box says.
The big husband can bend and stretch, and it's not impossible to show a little weakness.
But I have my bottom line, since I can only pretend to be jealous of one person in my heart, I will never say such nonsense as admiring others.
Besides, no matter how heinous the God King is, I won't deceive his feelings.
Shenjun waited for me for a long time, but before I could speak, he sullenly poured himself a cup of tea, and then splashed it on the bridge of my nose.
Hiss –
The wound on the bridge of my nose ached from the tea, but after a few moments, the wound on the bridge of my nose was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Shenjun is deliberately helping me heal?
As soon as I touched his gloomy eyes, I directly dispelled this ridiculous idea. He is not a kind of love for lingering in the gentle country, and he will not pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all.
"Why, dumb? can't speak, so call two to listen. The Divine Monarch held a white piece in his hand and casually threw it onto the chessboard.
How do I think that the way he plays chess is somewhat similar to Rongji?
However, it is only a momentary thought. After all, Rong Ji has never been as domineering as he is, and he has never taken pleasure in scaring me.
"When I talk to you, you won't answer?" Divine Monarch stood up, scattered the pieces on the chessboard, and then walked quickly to me, squeezing my jaw with one hand, and looked at me condescendingly.
"What do you want to hear?" I asked him.
"I owe something to clean up! Because of you, this seat has been pestered and bitten by the resentment in the abandoned building all night, and you repay this seat like this?"
It turned out that he really went to the abandoned building last night to settle those grievances.
I paused for a moment, then asked him in a deep voice, "The Divine Monarch is so gracious that I can't repay it." If the gods don't abandon ......"
"Hmm, I don't give up, what should you do?"
"If the Divine Monarch doesn't give up, I'm willing to take a bad breath for you and help you bite it back?"
", drag her down, so that she can be disciplined! What are the things in your head! It will make people angry. The god grabbed me by the front and threw me out the door with a thud.
Hearing this, the hurried over, she glanced at me sideways, and then said in embarrassment, "And the singer girl has a special identity, if I am a little harsh, I am afraid of retaliation." ”
"Who told you to criticize her? Don't touch her, don't hurt her, just keep a close watch. After the Divine Monarch finished speaking, he turned around, showing a little embarrassment, and slammed the door shut, and there was no movement.
stood in place, as if they were still recalling Shenjun's words just now, and were stunned.
"Miss Song, didn't you break it, did you? Let Sister Xu take a good look. When the came to their senses, she twisted her soft waist and walked towards me.
I was hurt all over my body, and I struggled to get up from the ground, and I met the flattering.
covered their mouths and smiled, "Girl Song, if you really fly on the branches one day, don't forget Sister Xu." ”
As she spoke, she teasingly glanced in the direction of the Divine Monarch's bedroom.
When did my relationship with her become so good?
I sneered, I had already seen through the who were trending towards inflammation.
It's just that I definitely won't live in the backyard of Bliss Gate, so there's no need to go toe-to-toe with, more is better than less.
Waiting for her to take me into the agarwood room, she then took my hand and said in her heart, "And Song girl, you can rest assured, as long as my still has a breath left, I will definitely do my best to protect you, raise you to be white and fat, and ensure that the god monarch loves you very much." ”
"I'm tired. I said it indifferently, and after looking at the who had their lips turning quickly and the black moles on their lips galloping, their eyes were really a little painful.
"Look at me, when it comes to Xingtou, I have lost proportion. You have only served the Divine Monarch for most of the day, and I am still pulling you to talk about family things, which is really not right. The covered their lips and smiled, then slowly got up, twisted their soft waists and walked outside the house.
Walking to the door, she suddenly turned around and solemnly instructed me, "And Song girl, everyone in the world knows that the Divine Monarch is kind and kind, generous and benevolent, but he returned to the Gate of Bliss this time, and he also brought a rare thing back, no one is allowed to touch it, you should be careful, don't commit the taboo of the Divine Monarch." ”
A rarity?
Could it be that it is the spiritual blood stone between the pure lotus of the Lingshan Buddha altar?
Thinking so, I suddenly got up, stopped the who were about to go out, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Xu, do you know what rare things the Divine Monarch brought back?"
When saw that I was willing to call her "Sister Xu" again, they smiled happily and knew everything.
"And sister Ge don't worry, what the god monarch brought back was not a delicate concubine, but a stubborn stone that couldn't be hot. lowered their voices and said.
Stone!
It seems that my guess is not wrong.
The Divine Monarch was able to advance by leaps and bounds in a short period of time, and it must have an inextricable relationship with the Spirit Blood Stone.
If I take the Spiritual Blood Stone, I may still be able to restrain the Divine Monarch.
Thinking of this, I was overjoyed and asked earnestly, "Sister Xu, do you know where Shenjun's rare thing is hidden?"
"Well, how do I know this? But the precious thing should be hidden in the Palace of Bliss. If you are fortunate enough to be loved by the gods, you will naturally see that rare treasure when you stay in the Palace of Bliss. After the finished speaking, they covered their lips and snickered again.
In her opinion, staying in the Palace of Bliss means the highest honor.
But in my eyes, there is no essential difference between the Elysium Palace and the thatched pit, and there is no difference between the Divine Monarch and the dung, which is just as annoying.
After sending the away, I sat cross-legged on the couch, concentrating and healing myself.
In the nose, a faint smell of tea lingers, and it is not unpleasant.
But the action of the god king raising his glass and splashing tea on my face is engraved in my mind and lingers. So much so that many years later, when I think of today, I still dive into a dream with great anger, hang the Divine Monarch on the not-so-firm lintel of the Bliss Palace, and whip him again and again.
Squeak –
After I finished breathing and breathed a sigh of relief, Hua Qing probed into the room again and walked towards me with a smile.
"And Song girl, you can be regarded as having survived!" Hua Qing was happy, got on the couch with a big grin, and lay down with me.
"Those who are worried all day long will have no future. I replied lightly, feeling depressed.
In the past 400 years, even in the face of adversity, I have never been so angry and afraid to speak out as I am now.
Hua Qing disagreed, "The so-called authorities are confused, and this should be the case." You think that the god hates you and hates you, but in fact, he is already happy with you and wants to spoil you and love you, but he just used the wrong method. ”
In just two days, you are happy with me?
If that's the case, the gods' likes are cheap enough.
"I heard that early this morning, Shenjun urgently called the and asked her to wear ill-fitting clothes to humiliate her. Those who don't know say that Shenjun has quirks and likes to see people make a fool of themselves. I think that Shenjun just couldn't get used to seeing bullying you in every way before, so he tossed her in a different way so that he could make up for you. ”