Chapter Sixty-Seven: Nothing to Do B
It can really be said that there are no eyes and no beads, and the stomach is hollow, and the real Buddha is mistaken for an old man.
Hong Ji was thinking nonsense on the side, and Sun Jian, who felt that he was transparent, thanked him with a happy face:
"Thank you, sir, it's not early now, please stay in the army and leave tomorrow?"
The gentleman treats me as a countryman, I should repay him as a countryman, seeing that Sun Jian is sincere and polite, Hua Tuo is not good to refuse directly, and said politely: "Thank you for the general's kindness, but there are still some trivial matters in the old family, and please take care of the general, so I will stay soon." ”
"This..."Seeing that Hua Tuo had made up his mind, Sun Jian was not reluctant, and said: "Mr. only ate a few bites of food just now, why don't you leave when you are full?" ”
"Yes! Eat as much as you want. ”
Without saying a word, Hong Ji pulled Hua Tuo to the dining table and began to eat.
At this time, a cold wind blew, everyone looked at the wind and left, and Cao Cao came on foot.
"Huh? Mengde, why are you here? ”
Cao Cao solemnly knelt on one knee and said, "Please return to the commander's tent to preside over the overall situation!" ”
"In today's battle, all the generals will sacrifice their lives and forget their deaths, and the victims are all the ones who are not full yet, and please return to the commander's tent!"
Hong Ji was stunned for a moment, and then happy: "Won't I allow you to eat?" ”
Before Cao Cao could persuade him again, it was Guan Yu who spoke: "General, there are no rules, there is no circle, please go back to the tent with General Cao!" ”
One is his idol, the other is his friend, Hong Ji is not the kind of self-conscious master, unless it involves fundamental interests, compared to how to and as beautiful as He Yi, he will obey if others say a few more words about other things, and he will believe it if others say a few more words.
"Okay!"
After saying goodbye to everyone, Hong Ji returned to the camp, and saw that the food had no heat in the cold winter wind, and Hong Ji was very embarrassed.
"Come on, let the quartermaster prepare some more good wine and food, these dishes are all withdrawn!"
Hong Ji, who had just sat down after giving the order, suddenly felt that he had made a very stupid decision, after all, the time to wait for the meal was really difficult.
Seeing that his many younger brothers were waiting, Hong Ji decided to say something to pass the time, and by the way to see what could make them smarter, after all, there was a somewhat aggrieved battle during the day: "Although we won a battle today, we were really aggrieved, and everyone casually talked about what was not enough, and what needed to be improved." ”
Liu Yu didn't give in, and he opened his mouth to talk nonsense: "Today's battle, it is very dangerous, the enemy has used a smoky plan, and the 100,000 army is in danger of being destroyed in an instant. Nanyang is in danger! The big man is in danger! ……”
The boastful Hong Ji's heart was full of joy: "This little brother didn't harvest in vain, he was loyal and honest, and he didn't lie." ”
After boasting for more than a minute, seeing that everyone's eyes and expressions were extremely unnatural, Hong Ji was also a little embarrassed, "Ahem!" Junliang, everyone knows what you said, isn't our topic today talking about what needs to be improved? ”
Everyone who said in the first half of the sentence nodded secretly, even the "loyal and honest" Liu Bei, listening to Liu Yu's words, his expression was a little unnatural, let alone others.
"A perfect man like me, no matter how much you say, it's useless for others to learn it......"
Burst!
Under a critical blow, Cao Cao interrupted: "General, I want to plead guilty." ”
"Oh? What sin does Mende have to please? ”
"The general taught me the heavy duty of marching, but I did not find the ambush of the enemy. A person who is often proud and complacent because he is familiar with military books, does not want the army to be impermanent, the water is impermanent, and the battlefield is unpredictable, and it is natural to think that there will be no one to ambush on the small dirt slope, and no one will be ambushed on the wide road, which almost caused the entire army to be wiped out, and it is difficult to escape the blame! ”
"Alas, young people are still too young...... Hong Ji patted Cao Cao's shoulder with a sigh on his face, and said in an old-fashioned manner.
"What does the general mean?" Cao Cao was puzzled, he just wanted to interrupt Liu Yu's possible continued praise and Hong Ji's self-praise, after all, he thought that he had done his best in all kinds of responses during the day, and it was normal for people not to find out in that case, so pay attention next time.
Hong Ji's eyes were a little confused, pretending to look at the direction outside the tent deeply, lightly raising the wine bottle and taking a sip, and said loudly: "I think back then, the car repair shop next to the Huangshan Restaurant opened in a big way!" ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and said secretly: "Is this product talking about his history?" What the hell is just a car repair shop? ”
"I'm ambitious, I don't want to be swept by 17 people on the first day of opening the store, 17, I want to ask Lao Tzu for protection money, I was 16 years old at the time, I just made a woman's belly bigger, dropped out of school, the other party is 17 strong men in their 20s, what would I do if I wanted?"
Everyone was embarrassed, not because he embarrassed people's stomachs at the age of 16, but because a 16-year-old young general singled out 17 young people in society and was very proud?
Seeing that everyone was silent, Hong Ji became more and more proud: "I didn't practice martial arts at that time, it can be said that under normal circumstances, I can't even beat any of them, but I chased them with a watermelon knife and cut more than a dozen streets, and since then, no one dares to collect my protection money, and no one dares to collect protection money on those dozen streets!" ”
As he spoke, Hong Ji took off his coat, revealing a scar on his right chest from his shoulder to his waist: "At that time, one of those people slashed me with a knife, and the blood flowed loudly, but I didn't care about anything, so I stabbed him in the heart!" Others are ruthless, you have to be more ruthless than others! Only others can be afraid of you! ”
In order to blow the matter, Hong Ji didn't dare to really kill people after he turned 16 years old, and gradually ignored the fact that he didn't dare to play with others, but the effect was surprisingly good, and everyone was shocked by the cruelty in his words.
Hong Ji said a lot and didn't say anything, but everyone understood.
The battlefield is actually similar to the street fight, in the strength of the two, at least one-on-one when the strength is about the same, in fact, many things are redundant, as long as you dare to play with your life, a few blind hands, you can also win!
", teachable!"
"Oh? Let's hear it. ”
Hong Ji was just dissatisfied with Cao Cao's march to death, and in the end, he relied on his own life to break the enemy, so he blew so many Bs, but he didn't expect Cao Cao to really get something, and he couldn't help but be a little curious.
"This ......"
What does this make Cao Cao say? Could it be that Sun Jian's troops are too shrugged? Only Sun Jian rushed through the prisms; Could it be that Liu Bei's troops are too shrugged? When the fire first burned, no matter whether you pushed the train away, or filled the trap with human life, and broke through the enemy, there would be no later smoke trap, after all, a 4-meter-wide trap, 100 people can't fill a way?